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Beanamir of Gondor · 03-16-2004, 11:44 AM

The question is not who I would want to meet- it's who I wouldn't want to meet. Jeez.

I'm not sure about me, but I know my sister would want to meet Lurtz, the affectionately titled Uruk who slaughtered my poor Gondorian.

EP: Lurtz! Lurtz! You're so... MANLY!
Lurtz: What?! [grunt and whacks EP] Me not manly! Me uruk-y!

Probably I'd seduce Boromir, and elope with him. Honeymoon location: Caradhras. Then, since my bodily form is more akin to a hobbit-lass's than a shieldmaiden's, we will be forced to cuddle to keep me warm.

Sigh of disgustingly happy contentment.

Lady Snickerdoodle · 03-16-2004, 02:35 PM

Questions for Legolas:
MARRY ME!!!!! PLEEEZ???? (can't believe no one's said this already, am I seriously the only leggy lover here???)
Can I borrow your shampoo/conditioner? (hes got great hair..)
Can you teach me to shoot like that?

Yeah I would really wanna meet Leggy, the character, to see how he measures up to Orli. Also, I would try to pretend swoon and have him catch me, in which case I would immediately spring up and scream, "MY HEROOO!!!" (i know, i know, i am delusional and slightly mad)

For Arwen or Eowyn- Why didn't you ask to join the fellowship??? (seriously, something I've always wondered about)

03-16-2004, 11:44 AM	#41
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	The question is not who I would want to meet- it's who I wouldn't want to meet. Jeez. I'm not sure about me, but I know my sister would want to meet Lurtz, the affectionately titled Uruk who slaughtered my poor Gondorian. EP: Lurtz! Lurtz! You're so... MANLY! Lurtz: What?! [grunt and whacks EP] Me not manly! Me uruk-y! Probably I'd seduce Boromir, and elope with him. Honeymoon location: Caradhras. Then, since my bodily form is more akin to a hobbit-lass's than a shieldmaiden's, we will be forced to cuddle to keep me warm. Sigh of disgustingly happy contentment. __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

03-16-2004, 02:35 PM	#42
Lady Snickerdoodle Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in the cookie jar Posts: 256	Questions for Legolas: MARRY ME!!!!! PLEEEZ???? (can't believe no one's said this already, am I seriously the only leggy lover here???) Can I borrow your shampoo/conditioner? (hes got great hair..) Can you teach me to shoot like that? Yeah I would really wanna meet Leggy, the character, to see how he measures up to Orli. Also, I would try to pretend swoon and have him catch me, in which case I would immediately spring up and scream, "MY HEROOO!!!" (i know, i know, i am delusional and slightly mad) For Arwen or Eowyn- Why didn't you ask to join the fellowship??? (seriously, something I've always wondered about) __________________ "Let me handle this, I'm British." ~hitchhikers guide Last edited by Lady Snickerdoodle; 03-16-2004 at 02:40 PM.