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Tuor in Gondolin · 04-30-2007, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately, out of a pit in the ocean arose a giant beast made of lava (giving
Bizarro-Boromir a ride out from the ocean depths where he had tunneled from the chasm in the ground), formed when a Silmaril was tossed into the ocean.

Gil-Galad · 04-30-2007, 11:43 AM

Fortunately, Bizarro-Boromir had a change of heart and gave the crown back to Zombie-Boromir

Precioussss · 05-04-2007, 04:42 AM

Unfortunately, the crown was made of silver, which clashed with the gold sequins on zombie-Boromir's disco jumpsuit.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 05-04-2007, 07:10 AM

Fortunately, they just made a new crown

Meneltarmacil · 05-04-2007, 08:43 AM

Unfortunately, it was made of uranium and the radiation messed up his brain.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 05-04-2007, 08:51 AM

Fortunately, he is a zombie and he wont need his brain.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-04-2007, 04:22 PM

Unfortunately, yes he does, as most zombie movies display to open view.

Precioussss · 05-04-2007, 09:35 PM

Fortunately, being a zombie with his brain in full view means that he can have a messed-up brain, in fact it makes him more zombie-ish!

FeRaL sHaDoW · 05-04-2007, 09:59 PM

Unfortunately, scince his brain was showing a group of brain eating hobbits came to have a meal.

Precioussss · 05-07-2007, 08:40 PM

Fortunately, Bill the Pony awoke to discover it was all a very bad dream.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-14-2007, 11:22 AM

Unfortunately, Bill the Pony awoke in one of the seemingly
interminable recent movies of London falling apart,
being attacked by zombies, etc.

Beregond · 05-14-2007, 12:16 PM

Fortunately, Bill the Pony had his laser eyes to protect himself with, and even the zombies ran from him in fear!

Gil-Galad · 05-14-2007, 04:19 PM

Unfortunately, Bill accidently shot his best friend...Will... and vowed never to use his laser eyes ever again

Beregond · 05-14-2007, 04:22 PM

Fortunately, he had already liquefied the entire race of zombies, and the world hailed Bill as a great hero, showering him with maize and praise.

Meneltarmacil · 05-14-2007, 05:39 PM

Unfortunately, they piled so much maize onto the poor pony that he was squished.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-14-2007, 07:34 PM

Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the one thing Sauron actually learned to bring back from the dead was a pony.

Beregond · 05-14-2007, 08:20 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron isn't nice.

Gil-Galad · 05-15-2007, 12:45 PM

Fortunately, Bill the zombie-pony was

Beregond · 05-15-2007, 01:53 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron doesn't like those who are nice, so he refused to let Bill the zombie-pony join his legion of zombie-ponies.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-15-2007, 04:32 PM

Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself, wasting a perfect opportunity, and being defeated by Bill the Zombie Pony.

Beregond · 05-15-2007, 08:24 PM

Unfortunately, four and thirty leagues away, Gandalf accidentally dropped his ice cream cone into the grass.

Gil-Galad · 05-15-2007, 09:32 PM

Fortunately, Bill the Zombie Pony saved it for Gandalf and gave it back to him and rode off into the sunset to save ice cream another day!

Beregond · 05-15-2007, 09:45 PM

Unfortunately, is was neapolitan.

The Sixth Wizard · 05-16-2007, 02:55 AM

Fortunately, you can just chuck out the bad flavours. (Strawberry? Who eats strawberry?)

Beregond · 05-16-2007, 11:06 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't like any of the flavours.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-16-2007, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf found some rainbow jello,
and there's always room for jello.

Meneltarmacil · 05-22-2007, 10:10 PM

Unfortunately, the "jello" was actually a parasitic life form in disguise which took over Gandalf's brain after being eaten.

The Sixth Wizard · 05-23-2007, 12:06 AM

Fortunately this meant that he couldn't perform his Mega Uncloaking Act (now with 50% more uncloaking!).

Gil-Galad · 05-23-2007, 07:23 AM

Unfortunately, he could still perform his uncloacking breakdance, which scares us even more...

Volo · 05-24-2007, 01:20 AM

Fortunaly, Gandalf broke only one table and two chairs.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-24-2007, 09:16 AM

Unfortunately the table and chairs were Elrond family
heirlooms (made from one of the less agile ents at
Isengard) so Treebeard naturally insisted on having them cremated.

Meneltarmacil · 05-24-2007, 12:40 PM

Fortunately, there had been a shortage of firewood lately.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-04-2007, 12:03 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman was advertising a great firewood sale:
"Come on down to S & W's lumber yard.
Our prices are INSANE!
Just ride on down the Greenwood and turn left
at THE FORK IN THE ROAD."

Meneltarmacil · 06-23-2007, 12:43 AM

Fortunately, lightning struck his firewood and caused Orthanc to burn down.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-23-2007, 01:36 AM

Unfortunately, the fire some how made global warming worse and all of middle earth flooded.

Meneltarmacil · 06-23-2007, 12:31 PM

Fortunately, Ulmo made sure that the flooding wouldn't happen.

Elmo · 06-23-2007, 01:56 PM

Unfortunately Osse woke up with a hangover and so had a sudden urge to smite Arda's creatures with a giant flood

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-23-2007, 04:06 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf made an arc and had two of every creature on it.

THE Ka · 06-24-2007, 09:39 AM

Unfortunately, the entwives were just about fed up the whole kaboodle, and decided to take a life boat off of there...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-24-2007, 11:50 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf put a stop to this by blasting fire balls at the entwives in the life boats.

04-30-2007, 11:08 AM	#4841
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, out of a pit in the ocean arose a giant beast made of lava (giving Bizarro-Boromir a ride out from the ocean depths where he had tunneled from the chasm in the ground), formed when a Silmaril was tossed into the ocean. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-30-2007, 11:43 AM	#4842
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Bizarro-Boromir had a change of heart and gave the crown back to Zombie-Boromir __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-04-2007, 04:42 AM	#4843
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Unfortunately, the crown was made of silver, which clashed with the gold sequins on zombie-Boromir's disco jumpsuit. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

05-04-2007, 07:10 AM	#4844
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, they just made a new crown __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

05-04-2007, 08:43 AM	#4845
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, it was made of uranium and the radiation messed up his brain. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-04-2007, 08:51 AM	#4846
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, he is a zombie and he wont need his brain. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

05-04-2007, 04:22 PM	#4847
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, yes he does, as most zombie movies display to open view. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-04-2007, 09:35 PM	#4848
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately, being a zombie with his brain in full view means that he can have a messed-up brain, in fact it makes him more zombie-ish! __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

05-04-2007, 09:59 PM	#4849
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, scince his brain was showing a group of brain eating hobbits came to have a meal. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

05-07-2007, 08:40 PM	#4850
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately, Bill the Pony awoke to discover it was all a very bad dream. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

05-14-2007, 11:22 AM	#4851
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Bill the Pony awoke in one of the seemingly interminable recent movies of London falling apart, being attacked by zombies, etc. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-14-2007, 12:16 PM	#4852
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Fortunately, Bill the Pony had his laser eyes to protect himself with, and even the zombies ran from him in fear! __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-14-2007, 04:19 PM	#4853
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Bill accidently shot his best friend...Will... and vowed never to use his laser eyes ever again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-14-2007, 04:22 PM	#4854
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Fortunately, he had already liquefied the entire race of zombies, and the world hailed Bill as a great hero, showering him with maize and praise. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-14-2007, 05:39 PM	#4855
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, they piled so much maize onto the poor pony that he was squished. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-14-2007, 07:34 PM	#4856
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the one thing Sauron actually learned to bring back from the dead was a pony. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-14-2007, 08:20 PM	#4857
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Unfortunately, Sauron isn't nice. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-15-2007, 12:45 PM	#4858
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Bill the zombie-pony was __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-15-2007, 01:53 PM	#4859
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Unfortunately, Sauron doesn't like those who are nice, so he refused to let Bill the zombie-pony join his legion of zombie-ponies. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-15-2007, 04:32 PM	#4860
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself, wasting a perfect opportunity, and being defeated by Bill the Zombie Pony. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-15-2007, 08:24 PM	#4861
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Unfortunately, four and thirty leagues away, Gandalf accidentally dropped his ice cream cone into the grass. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-15-2007, 09:32 PM	#4862
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Bill the Zombie Pony saved it for Gandalf and gave it back to him and rode off into the sunset to save ice cream another day! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-15-2007, 09:45 PM	#4863
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Unfortunately, is was neapolitan. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-16-2007, 02:55 AM	#4864
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Fortunately, you can just chuck out the bad flavours. (Strawberry? Who eats strawberry?)

05-16-2007, 11:06 AM	#4865
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't like any of the flavours. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

05-16-2007, 11:10 AM	#4866
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gandalf found some rainbow jello, and there's always room for jello. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-22-2007, 10:10 PM	#4867
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the "jello" was actually a parasitic life form in disguise which took over Gandalf's brain after being eaten. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

05-23-2007, 12:06 AM	#4868
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Fortunately this meant that he couldn't perform his Mega Uncloaking Act (now with 50% more uncloaking!).

05-23-2007, 07:23 AM	#4869
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, he could still perform his uncloacking breakdance, which scares us even more... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-24-2007, 01:20 AM	#4870
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Fortunaly, Gandalf broke only one table and two chairs. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

05-24-2007, 09:16 AM	#4871
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the table and chairs were Elrond family heirlooms (made from one of the less agile ents at Isengard) so Treebeard naturally insisted on having them cremated. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-24-2007, 12:40 PM	#4872
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, there had been a shortage of firewood lately. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-04-2007, 12:03 PM	#4873
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Saruman was advertising a great firewood sale: "Come on down to S & W's lumber yard. Our prices are INSANE! Just ride on down the Greenwood and turn left at THE FORK IN THE ROAD." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-23-2007, 12:43 AM	#4874
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, lightning struck his firewood and caused Orthanc to burn down. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-23-2007, 01:36 AM	#4875
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, the fire some how made global warming worse and all of middle earth flooded. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....