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Elu Ancalime · 12-29-2005, 06:52 PM

and unfortunatly pippen had already stolen Sauron's PIN and IP so he knew he would get an extra hard spanking.
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Meneltarmacil · 12-29-2005, 07:17 PM

Fortunately, all of this was corrected by a plot device involving a lot of duct tape.

Elu Ancalime · 12-29-2005, 07:26 PM

hee hee hee hee....that pippin
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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-30-2005, 06:19 AM

Unfortunately, the duct tape, due to a typing error, became Duck tape and everyone was confused at the quacking.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-30-2005, 12:00 PM

Fortunately, they were so thrilled by this new way of spelling Duck Tape, that they forgot all about the quacking.

Farael · 12-30-2005, 11:39 PM

Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2005, 01:42 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy.

Farael · 12-31-2005, 01:51 AM

Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-31-2005, 06:26 AM

. . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else.

(This should be 'unfortunately' . . . )

Meneltarmacil · 12-31-2005, 09:51 AM

Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-31-2005, 12:55 PM

Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape.

Glirdan · 12-31-2005, 06:47 PM

Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor.

Meneltarmacil · 12-31-2005, 08:03 PM

Fortunately, the trolls at the front stopped suddenly while everyone was moving rather fast, so they all fell over with a loud CRASH.

Farael · 01-01-2006, 12:23 AM

Unfortunately, Gondor had just purchased a new Anti-Fell-Beast-Defense-System (AFBDS) which crashed due to Y2K, showing one of the infamous blue screens.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-01-2006, 01:58 AM

Fortunately, the blue screen was so frightening that it drove all of Mordor's forces off of a cliff, killing them.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 03:03 AM

Unfortunately, the Gondorians, seeing this, laughed to death.

Farael · 01-01-2006, 03:52 AM

Fortunately, without the two warring armies, Middle Earth actually became quite a cool place to be at.... somewhat like a big, rather HUGE, Shire.

Gil-Galad · 01-01-2006, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately this didn't work out and Hobbit Gangs emerged, into a grand gang war

East Farthing Dragons Vs. the Buckland Marauders and such

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-01-2006, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, the only one that got hurt during these gang wars was a poodle that got a rather uncool hair cut.

(don't ask me how the poodle became a member of a Hobbit gang)

Farael · 01-01-2006, 02:37 PM

Unfortunately the poodle took a revenge bite at Pippin who was just walking by

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 02:56 PM

Fortunately, he was walking by a pit of lava and he moved just in time for the poodle to fall into it.

Farael · 01-01-2006, 03:03 PM

Unfortunately the poodle was the second-coming of The One Ring and as it was destroyed in the pit of lava, the pit blew up and started spreading lava all over the place.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 03:16 PM

Fortunately, for dramatic effect, the lava went in super slow motion and everyone escaped in time for tea.

Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2006, 03:25 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-01-2006, 06:13 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava.

Glirdan · 01-01-2006, 10:08 PM

Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2006, 03:51 AM

Fortunately, he was only one foot tall.

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2006, 10:05 AM

Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet.

Naria · 01-02-2006, 04:23 PM

Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

Valier · 01-02-2006, 05:05 PM

Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-02-2006, 05:08 PM

Fortunately, nobody cared as they were busy waching Gandalfs new and cool uncloacking act.

Eonwe · 01-02-2006, 05:32 PM

ick! um... : puking :

Fortunately, East Farthing Dragons were running a racket involving uncloaking wizards and threated to break gandalf's knee-caps!

malkatoj · 01-02-2006, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately, to do this, they had to (a) create a lot more wizards and (b) teach them ALL to uncloak. The horror, the horror!

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2006, 08:17 PM

Fortunately, Saruman refused to go along with this and instead turned the East Farthing Dragons into big blobs of chocolate pudding.

Glirdan · 01-02-2006, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!!

Elu Ancalime · 01-02-2006, 09:28 PM

But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power
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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 08:49 AM

. . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 08:52 AM

Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut.

Valier · 01-03-2006, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately the lasers were so strong that they started to come out their noses,causing everyone to have a sneezing attack and start burning random holes through things.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, they burned holes to other dimensions where everything was good and happy. And the Goodness and happiness spread to everyone and the lazars stopped. Even old Gandalf put his cloak back on and Mount Zoom had a bit of a break from repeatedly running a small orphan over.

12-29-2005, 06:52 PM	#2681
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	and unfortunatly pippen had already stolen Sauron's PIN and IP so he knew he would get an extra hard spanking. ________ Magic Flight Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:35 PM.

12-29-2005, 07:17 PM	#2682
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, all of this was corrected by a plot device involving a lot of duct tape. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-29-2005, 07:26 PM	#2683
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	hee hee hee hee....that pippin ________ YAMAHA XV535 SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:35 PM.

12-30-2005, 06:19 AM	#2684
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the duct tape, due to a typing error, became Duck tape and everyone was confused at the quacking. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2005, 01:42 AM	#2687
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-30-2005, 11:39 PM	#2686
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

12-31-2005, 01:51 AM	#2688
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.

12-31-2005, 06:26 AM	#2689
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Fortunately . . . . . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else. (This should be 'unfortunately' . . . ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-31-2005, 09:51 AM	#2690
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-31-2005, 12:55 PM	#2691
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-31-2005, 06:47 PM	#2692
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-31-2005, 08:03 PM	#2693
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the trolls at the front stopped suddenly while everyone was moving rather fast, so they all fell over with a loud CRASH. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2006, 12:23 AM	#2694
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately, Gondor had just purchased a new Anti-Fell-Beast-Defense-System (AFBDS) which crashed due to Y2K, showing one of the infamous blue screens.

01-01-2006, 01:58 AM	#2695
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, the blue screen was so frightening that it drove all of Mordor's forces off of a cliff, killing them. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-01-2006, 03:03 AM	#2696
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the Gondorians, seeing this, laughed to death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2006, 03:52 AM	#2697
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately, without the two warring armies, Middle Earth actually became quite a cool place to be at.... somewhat like a big, rather HUGE, Shire.

01-01-2006, 01:34 PM	#2698
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately this didn't work out and Hobbit Gangs emerged, into a grand gang war East Farthing Dragons Vs. the Buckland Marauders and such __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-01-2006, 02:37 PM	#2700
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately the poodle took a revenge bite at Pippin who was just walking by

01-01-2006, 02:56 PM	#2701
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, he was walking by a pit of lava and he moved just in time for the poodle to fall into it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2006, 03:03 PM	#2702
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately the poodle was the second-coming of The One Ring and as it was destroyed in the pit of lava, the pit blew up and started spreading lava all over the place.

01-01-2006, 03:16 PM	#2703
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, for dramatic effect, the lava went in super slow motion and everyone escaped in time for tea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2006, 03:25 PM	#2704
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2006, 06:13 PM	#2705
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-01-2006, 10:08 PM	#2706
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-02-2006, 03:51 AM	#2707
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, he was only one foot tall. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2006, 10:05 AM	#2708
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2006, 04:23 PM	#2709
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 501	Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

01-02-2006, 05:05 PM	#2710
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,737	Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was! __________________ grand return?........

01-02-2006, 05:32 PM	#2712
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	ick! um... : puking : Fortunately, East Farthing Dragons were running a racket involving uncloaking wizards and threated to break gandalf's knee-caps! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

01-02-2006, 06:52 PM	#2713
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 186	Unfortunately, to do this, they had to (a) create a lot more wizards and (b) teach them ALL to uncloak. The horror, the horror! __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

01-02-2006, 08:17 PM	#2714
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Saruman refused to go along with this and instead turned the East Farthing Dragons into big blobs of chocolate pudding. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-02-2006, 09:06 PM	#2715
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-02-2006, 09:28 PM	#2716
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power ________ Yamaha xj600 Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:35 PM.

01-03-2006, 08:49 AM	#2717
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 08:52 AM	#2718
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...