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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-07-2006, 01:07 PM

Denethor: We need a new picture! NOW!

Isildur: "'Ash nage dubatuluk, ahs nage, gimbatul, Sauron rules, ash nag-' wait a moment!"

OR

Only though his mini magnifying glass, could Isildur see the fine stitching on his glove. Pitty he found this out while a Balrog went on a rampage.

Roa_Aoife · 02-07-2006, 01:18 PM

Isildur: Finally! I had to fight off two Balrogs (one with wings, one without), an uncloaking wizard, a pansy elf, and catch the moving volcano, but I've finally got the elusive Easterling Gold Lion Bottle Cap! My collection is finally complete!

Kitanna · 02-07-2006, 01:24 PM

The unexpected wedding ring from Elrond freaked Isildur out.

or

"Gold is so tacky."

JennyHallu · 02-07-2006, 01:38 PM

"That's funny...does that say...yes it does...

'MADE IN CHINA'!"

Lalwendë · 02-07-2006, 01:39 PM

How Isildur came to keep the ring...

Isildur: "Tell you what, before we chuck it out, let's go to the Minas Tirith branch of Argos and see if they'll give us any cash for it without a receipt."

Kath · 02-07-2006, 01:42 PM

Isildur: So, if I angle this like so, and wait for the light to shine just right . . . wait, wrong film.

narfforc · 02-07-2006, 01:49 PM

Isildur: If this is The One Ring, how come half the cast has got one. What's more, how do I know it isn't a cheap copy from Ye Olde Ebay Shoppe.

Gothmog · 02-07-2006, 02:19 PM

Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I hold it like...this, the half-elven's head over there is no bigger that a ring!

OR

Isildur was a bit disturbed by the shining shape that hovered above the ring.

OR

Hmmm... Looks like a tiny wheel. Maybe I should try putting this on Minas Tirith?

OR

(Narnia influenced): Now this wasn't a nice place. And I lost one of the rings! What is this one, green or yellow? AHHHH, panic!

narfforc · 02-07-2006, 02:25 PM

Isildur: I take this as compensation for my Father and my Brother the Otherone, who no-one remembers, as I can't be bothered suing.

The Only Real Estel · 02-07-2006, 02:41 PM

Isildur: "Hmm, according to the instruction sheet this Ring is extremely powerful, but you can't read the writing on it unless it's put in a fire. Well, I'd love to have some power, I wonder if the fires of Mount Doom here will do for showing up the writing?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-07-2006, 02:53 PM

Isildur: Okay, instructions; "place ring on finger. Turn invisible. Prance around like a fool" sounds good to me!

OR

Isildur: "If found, please return to 'Mr nice man and not Sauron who will kill you all, 1 Barad-dur lane, Mordor.'"

Holbytlass · 02-07-2006, 03:32 PM

Hhhm, should I throw you out? Naah, I'll throw out the only female:Belladonna Took!

From a disgruntled Hobbit Survivor fan

Meela · 02-07-2006, 03:37 PM

Isildur discovers that Sauron has made off with the real Ring, and left him with a Mordor brand napkin ring.

OR

The One Friendship Ring:

"Sauron + Saruman: best friends 4eva."

Lhunardawen · 02-07-2006, 07:53 PM

Isildur: "Will you marry me, dear Balrog?"

Glirdan · 02-07-2006, 07:59 PM

Isildur: I KNEW that if I put this Ring on I would see the light at the end of the tunnel!!

The Elf-warrior · 02-07-2006, 09:04 PM

Isildur: "My precious!"

Gil-Galad · 02-07-2006, 09:08 PM

Isildur: If this won't stop gandalf uncloaking then so have mercy on our souls

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-07-2006, 10:58 PM

Writing on the ring: Sorry, this is not the One Ring. Please try again. Thank you for buying Sugar-coated Lembas Flakes.

mormegil · 02-07-2006, 11:06 PM

No matter how hard he tried Isildur couldn't figure out how this one ring was acting as a hair dryer.

THE Ka · 02-08-2006, 12:06 AM

Isildur was always stumbling over lingustical or pronounciational barriers, even when it came to using fast food tokens...

Isildur: *reads aloud* Je fa.. Je fai... oh yes! Je FAIM!

Random Orc cashier: That's strange, i've always taken you for being male... What would you like to eat, miss?

Isildur: Gah! Stupid WordLingo.com!

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-08-2006, 12:37 AM

Isildur: Phew! I found my mini donut!

OR

He's been there for the last nine years.

Or yet!

Isildur: My monocle fell out again.

Lalwendë · 02-08-2006, 03:51 AM

Isildur: "Hey, Elrond! Think you can pierce my belly button to take this ring I found?"

elronds_daughter · 02-08-2006, 07:49 AM

Isildur: Hmm...lessee if I can do that neat ring-flippy thing that Bilbo does....... <tries and ring falls into the fires of Mt. Doom> Whups.

OR

Isildur: This isn't one of those 'infinity' rings, is it?

OR

Inscription on the ring: Congratulations! You have just won $3000000!!
Isildur: "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!"

Bêthberry · 02-08-2006, 08:16 AM

As he rubbed the ring, Isildur fantasized about what kind of genie would pop out to answer his wishes but was disappointed when all he got were two candles to blow out.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-08-2006, 09:39 AM

Isildur grumbles about the small doughnuts those nasty Elves make.

Maeggaladiel · 02-08-2006, 01:17 PM

"Finally! My Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring has arrived!"

OR

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-08-2006, 01:37 PM

Isildur: You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, soon you will be under my control. Follow the ring, follow the... the... the ri... the... blah... *snore*

OR

Isildur: Ring, Ring, in my hand, will I sing in my friends’ band?

Elrond: It's not that kind of 'magic'.

Farael · 02-08-2006, 02:23 PM

Isidur was clearly suffering from the efects of concussion as he got distracted by a shiny golden ring

OR

If I throw it away now, JRR Tolkien will have very little to work with. I think I'll take it back home for a few generations, untill the threat of a second darkness is more... imminent.

Vuelve · 02-08-2006, 03:55 PM

Isildur: *thinking* If I stare at this ring long enough, will it turn into daisys?

Nilpaurion Felagund, I remember Sauron's Discount Rings. Good times, Good times.

narfforc · 02-08-2006, 04:26 PM

Isildur: Come on Peter, finish the damn shoot, this thing is getting strangely heavy.

The Only Real Estel · 02-08-2006, 05:53 PM

As all true Nation Football League gurus will know, the Super Bowl rings had rather humble beginnings...

Elu Ancalime · 02-08-2006, 07:48 PM

In the Broadway production of FotR, a streaking siamese wizard runs across the scene while Uncloaked. Luckily, the audience assumed it as an archway or a double-wicked candle.

It even cause more contraversy than the 'hanging man' in The Wizard of Oz.

OR

Isildur: That was really nice of that guy, trading me his ring for my holographic Charizard. <gasp> It's a Key-Ring!!!
________
Herbal Vaporizer

Gurthang · 02-08-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maeggaladiel

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision.

I've received inspiration!

Captions:

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Apparently he isn't as 'hot' as he had thought. (bad puns abound

)

OR

Isildur practicing for 'the big moment'!
Isildur: " 'But you will marry me!' No, no, too strong. *ahem* 'Please, oh, please will you marry me!' No, that's too weak. *uh* 'You! Marry! Me!' Hmm... yes, that might work."

OR

After many hours of staring straight at the golden disk in his hand, Isildur has finally stared a hole straight through it!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 12:38 AM

For British readers:

The silver bit in Isildur's £2 coin fell out.

OR

Isildur: Heads or tales?

Anguirel · 02-09-2006, 08:22 AM

Isildur liked Renaissance architecture, but the One Ring insisted that nothing beat Gothic.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 10:06 AM

Isildur: I see a new picture!

Exclusive interview with "The Man with a Dagger made of Fire".

OR

Denethor: Try and get my good side.

Cameraman: Erm...

Valier · 02-09-2006, 10:09 AM

Denethor:I thought you said this was going to be fake flames!...OWWWWWWWW it burns my wittle fingers.

Camera guy: Your kidding me? It's made of tissue paper, You know that right?

JennyHallu · 02-09-2006, 10:22 AM

Denethor: And you swear this isn't going to hurt? Not even a litte bit?

mormegil · 02-09-2006, 10:42 AM

Denethor: "What new devilry is this? Some contraption from Mordor no doubt!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-09-2006, 10:44 AM

Denethor: Can't a guy shave in peace?

OR

John Noble: We'd better finish this shoot soon. The water lever is rising.

02-07-2006, 01:07 PM	#9481
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Denethor: We need a new picture! NOW! Isildur: "'Ash nage dubatuluk, ahs nage, gimbatul, Sauron rules, ash nag-' wait a moment!" OR Only though his mini magnifying glass, could Isildur see the fine stitching on his glove. Pitty he found this out while a Balrog went on a rampage. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-07-2006, 01:18 PM	#9482
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Isildur: Finally! I had to fight off two Balrogs (one with wings, one without), an uncloaking wizard, a pansy elf, and catch the moving volcano, but I've finally got the elusive Easterling Gold Lion Bottle Cap! My collection is finally complete! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

02-07-2006, 01:24 PM	#9483
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	The unexpected wedding ring from Elrond freaked Isildur out. or "Gold is so tacky." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-07-2006, 01:38 PM	#9484
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	"That's funny...does that say...yes it does... 'MADE IN CHINA'!" __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-07-2006, 01:39 PM	#9485
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	How Isildur came to keep the ring... Isildur: "Tell you what, before we chuck it out, let's go to the Minas Tirith branch of Argos and see if they'll give us any cash for it without a receipt." __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-07-2006, 01:42 PM	#9486
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Isildur: So, if I angle this like so, and wait for the light to shine just right . . . wait, wrong film. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-07-2006, 01:49 PM	#9487
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	The Onewrong.com Isildur: If this is The One Ring, how come half the cast has got one. What's more, how do I know it isn't a cheap copy from Ye Olde Ebay Shoppe. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-07-2006, 02:19 PM	#9488
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 443	Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I hold it like...this, the half-elven's head over there is no bigger that a ring! OR Isildur was a bit disturbed by the shining shape that hovered above the ring. OR Hmmm... Looks like a tiny wheel. Maybe I should try putting this on Minas Tirith? OR (Narnia influenced): Now this wasn't a nice place. And I lost one of the rings! What is this one, green or yellow? AHHHH, panic! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

02-07-2006, 02:25 PM	#9489
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Isildur: I take this as compensation for my Father and my Brother the Otherone, who no-one remembers, as I can't be bothered suing. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 02-07-2006 at 02:29 PM.

02-07-2006, 02:41 PM	#9490
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	now that'd be what you call ironic... Isildur: "Hmm, according to the instruction sheet this Ring is extremely powerful, but you can't read the writing on it unless it's put in a fire. Well, I'd love to have some power, I wonder if the fires of Mount Doom here will do for showing up the writing?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-07-2006 at 03:09 PM.

02-07-2006, 02:53 PM	#9491
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Isildur: Okay, instructions; "place ring on finger. Turn invisible. Prance around like a fool" sounds good to me! OR Isildur: "If found, please return to 'Mr nice man and not Sauron who will kill you all, 1 Barad-dur lane, Mordor.'" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-07-2006, 03:32 PM	#9492
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Hhhm, should I throw you out? Naah, I'll throw out the only female:Belladonna Took! From a disgruntled Hobbit Survivor fan __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

02-07-2006, 03:37 PM	#9493
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Isildur discovers that Sauron has made off with the real Ring, and left him with a Mordor brand napkin ring. OR The One Friendship Ring: "Sauron + Saruman: best friends 4eva." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-07-2006, 07:53 PM	#9494
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Isildur: "Will you marry me, dear Balrog?"

02-07-2006, 07:59 PM	#9495
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Isildur: I KNEW that if I put this Ring on I would see the light at the end of the tunnel!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-07-2006, 09:04 PM	#9496
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Isildur: "My precious!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-07-2006, 09:08 PM	#9497
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Isildur: If this won't stop gandalf uncloaking then so have mercy on our souls __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-07-2006, 10:58 PM	#9498
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Anyone remember 'Sauron's Discount Rings'? Writing on the ring: Sorry, this is not the One Ring. Please try again. Thank you for buying Sugar-coated Lembas Flakes. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-07-2006, 11:06 PM	#9499
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	No matter how hard he tried Isildur couldn't figure out how this one ring was acting as a hair dryer. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-08-2006, 12:06 AM	#9500
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Isildur was always stumbling over lingustical or pronounciational barriers, even when it came to using fast food tokens... Isildur: reads aloud Je fa.. Je fai... oh yes! Je FAIM! Random Orc cashier: That's strange, i've always taken you for being male... What would you like to eat, miss? Isildur: Gah! Stupid WordLingo.com! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-08-2006, 12:37 AM	#9501
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Isildur: Phew! I found my mini donut! OR He's been there for the last nine years. Or yet! Isildur: My monocle fell out again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-08-2006, 03:51 AM	#9502
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Isildur: "Hey, Elrond! Think you can pierce my belly button to take this ring I found?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-08-2006, 07:49 AM	#9503
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Isildur: Hmm...lessee if I can do that neat ring-flippy thing that Bilbo does....... <tries and ring falls into the fires of Mt. Doom> Whups. OR Isildur: This isn't one of those 'infinity' rings, is it? OR Inscription on the ring: Congratulations! You have just won $3000000!! Isildur: "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!" __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-08-2006, 08:16 AM	#9504
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	Aye, there's the rub. As he rubbed the ring, Isildur fantasized about what kind of genie would pop out to answer his wishes but was disappointed when all he got were two candles to blow out. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

02-08-2006, 09:39 AM	#9505
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	grumbles I'm a growing Númenórean who needs lots of energy! Isildur grumbles about the small doughnuts those nasty Elves make. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-08-2006, 01:17 PM	#9506
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	"Finally! My Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring has arrived!" OR Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-08-2006, 01:37 PM	#9507
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Isildur: You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, soon you will be under my control. Follow the ring, follow the... the... the ri... the... blah... snore OR Isildur: Ring, Ring, in my hand, will I sing in my friends’ band? Elrond: It's not that kind of 'magic'. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-08-2006, 02:23 PM	#9508
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Isidur was clearly suffering from the efects of concussion as he got distracted by a shiny golden ring OR If I throw it away now, JRR Tolkien will have very little to work with. I think I'll take it back home for a few generations, untill the threat of a second darkness is more... imminent. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-08-2006, 03:55 PM	#9509
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 167	Isildur: thinking If I stare at this ring long enough, will it turn into daisys? Nilpaurion Felagund, I remember Sauron's Discount Rings. Good times, Good times. __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

02-08-2006, 04:26 PM	#9510
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Something weighs heavy on my mind. Isildur: Come on Peter, finish the damn shoot, this thing is getting strangely heavy. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-08-2006, 05:53 PM	#9511
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	As all true Nation Football League gurus will know, the Super Bowl rings had rather humble beginnings...

02-08-2006, 07:48 PM	#9512
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	In the Broadway production of FotR, a streaking siamese wizard runs across the scene while Uncloaked. Luckily, the audience assumed it as an archway or a double-wicked candle. It even cause more contraversy than the 'hanging man' in The Wizard of Oz. OR Isildur: That was really nice of that guy, trading me his ring for my holographic Charizard. <gasp> It's a Key-Ring!!! ________ Herbal Vaporizer Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:57 PM.

02-09-2006, 12:38 AM	#9514
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	For British readers: The silver bit in Isildur's £2 coin fell out. OR Isildur: Heads or tales? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-09-2006, 08:22 AM	#9515
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,825	Isildur liked Renaissance architecture, but the One Ring insisted that nothing beat Gothic. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

02-09-2006, 10:06 AM	#9516
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Isildur: I see a new picture! Exclusive interview with "The Man with a Dagger made of Fire". OR Denethor: Try and get my good side. Cameraman: Erm... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...