What weapons would the people in ME carry? - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Helkahothion · 05-08-2003, 06:46 AM

Couse Legolas issn't a chick. And Legolas is out of a book. Lara is out of a game.

Sapphire_Flame · 05-09-2003, 10:17 AM

The Nazgul would fly around in stealth bombers, instead of using those nameless whatevers. (Tolkien never says what those things are, have you noticed? are they dragons of some kind or what?)

Helkahothion · 05-09-2003, 11:55 AM

Cool saphire. In the second world war they would have had a B-52.

Man I can picture a Nazgûl executing a carpet bombing. That would be SO cool.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

Everdawn · 05-10-2003, 01:40 AM

*Everdawn nodds*
Good point... what about a rocket launcher...

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 06:01 AM

That one is for the dwarfs. All heavy demolition weapons go to the dwarfs. Except handgranates. They go to the Humans. Aragorn with a chain across his chest with granates on them. He would easely win the battle.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-10-2003, 06:04 AM

Sauron with nuclear... heh [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 06:07 AM

He would not be THAT stupid. Middle-Earth is one realm. And the radiation would couse the death of everyone. Including all his servants. It would be really harsh to see that entire ME died of canser. I don't think that would happen.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-10-2003, 06:28 AM

I'm sure he'd be evil enough.

~Menelien

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 06:30 AM

Maybe they would invent some sort of CHemo therapy. It would be really funny to see everyone in Middle-Earth bald.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

Sapphire_Flame · 05-10-2003, 09:01 AM

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Okay....

Maybe the rangers should have Uzis....

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 09:33 AM

I think the rangers would be commando's. You know, those jungle types. Battling against the Vietcong. Cool. Simply perfect. But even cooler would be that Frodo got assistence of a navi seals team. They would not only wear bleu suits while traveling trough Rohan. They would ride horses with Oxigen tanks on their back.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

Sapphire_Flame · 05-10-2003, 09:37 AM

Oooo, very cool. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 09:42 AM

*bows*

Thank you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 05-14-2003, 12:39 PM

You're welcome. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I could see the Rohirrim coming to the aid of Minas Tirith in tanks, instead of on horses. Of course, I might just be weird... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Nuinatariel · 05-14-2003, 02:39 PM

Sauron's new hide out:
The Death Star!

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 05-15-2003, 03:23 AM

Well I can just picture Sting shooting out of its hilt like a light saber and glow Bleu all the time. And Gimli would be that guy with the very long tongue. Man it would be so weird if the Fellowship had lasergun's hahaha.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!

Sapphire_Flame · 05-17-2003, 04:45 PM

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Whoa, mental image!!! Sting the elven lightsaber? yikes...
But who would have the Holy Hand-grenade? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 05-18-2003, 01:46 AM

Now i have this mental image of Saruman dressed as Osama BIn Laden....hahahaha *falls off chair*

Helkahothion · 05-18-2003, 10:11 AM

The holy handgrenade would go to Aragorn I guess. It would be really funny if a loud HALELUJA was heared and the Orc army of Sauron exploded.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!

Nuinatariel · 05-18-2003, 10:26 AM

Three shall be the number of your counting and the number of your counting shall be three. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

The Fellowship could defeat their enemies by yelling 'Ni!' at them!

Yavanna228 · 05-18-2003, 10:45 AM

Yay for Monty Python! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anyways, I can see the Rangers and some other people using Uzis and such, but for some reason I always envisioned the Elves fencing... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Peace

Helkahothion · 05-18-2003, 11:50 AM

Yeah, it would be cool if Frodo yelled Ni when in the lands of Mordor and everybody drops to the ground covering his ears, screaming of pain.

MENTAL IMAGE!!!

Sapphire_Flame · 05-19-2003, 10:33 AM

Heh... "Ni!" [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

And, of course, the orcs at the Black Gate would assault the army of Gondor with taunts. The men would run away screaming. "RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"

Nuinatariel · 05-21-2003, 05:51 AM

Saruman could defeat the Ents by cutting them down with...a HERRING!

Sapphire_Flame · 05-21-2003, 11:23 AM

Oh no, not a herring!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 05-21-2003, 12:40 PM

How funny would it be on the bridge of Khazad Dûm.

Gandalf:What is your name?
Balrog:What?

*Balrog is launched into the depts of Moria screaming and crying like a little girl*

And Sauron's army would be defeated by the maneating rabbit [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 05-22-2003, 03:17 PM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

MENTAL IMAGE!!!

Nuinatariel · 05-22-2003, 03:50 PM

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen crebain?

05-09-2003, 10:17 AM	#42
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	The Nazgul would fly around in stealth bombers, instead of using those nameless whatevers. (Tolkien never says what those things are, have you noticed? are they dragons of some kind or what?) __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-10-2003, 01:40 AM	#44
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Everdawn nodds Good point... what about a rocket launcher... __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-10-2003, 06:04 AM	#46
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Sauron with nuclear... heh [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-10-2003, 06:28 AM	#48
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	I'm sure he'd be evil enough. ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-10-2003, 09:01 AM	#50
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Okay.... Maybe the rangers should have Uzis.... __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-08-2003, 06:46 AM	#41
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Couse Legolas issn't a chick. And Legolas is out of a book. Lara is out of a game.

05-09-2003, 11:55 AM	#43
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Cool saphire. In the second world war they would have had a B-52. Man I can picture a Nazgûl executing a carpet bombing. That would be SO cool. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

05-10-2003, 06:01 AM	#45
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	That one is for the dwarfs. All heavy demolition weapons go to the dwarfs. Except handgranates. They go to the Humans. Aragorn with a chain across his chest with granates on them. He would easely win the battle. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!

05-10-2003, 06:07 AM	#47
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	He would not be THAT stupid. Middle-Earth is one realm. And the radiation would couse the death of everyone. Including all his servants. It would be really harsh to see that entire ME died of canser. I don't think that would happen.

05-10-2003, 06:30 AM	#49
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Maybe they would invent some sort of CHemo therapy. It would be really funny to see everyone in Middle-Earth bald. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

05-10-2003, 09:33 AM	#51
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	I think the rangers would be commando's. You know, those jungle types. Battling against the Vietcong. Cool. Simply perfect. But even cooler would be that Frodo got assistence of a navi seals team. They would not only wear bleu suits while traveling trough Rohan. They would ride horses with Oxigen tanks on their back. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!!!

05-10-2003, 09:37 AM	#52
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Oooo, very cool. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-10-2003, 09:42 AM	#53
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	bows Thank you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

05-14-2003, 12:39 PM	#54
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	You're welcome. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I could see the Rohirrim coming to the aid of Minas Tirith in tanks, instead of on horses. Of course, I might just be weird... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-14-2003, 02:39 PM	#55
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	Sauron's new hide out: The Death Star! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

05-15-2003, 03:23 AM	#56
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Well I can just picture Sting shooting out of its hilt like a light saber and glow Bleu all the time. And Gimli would be that guy with the very long tongue. Man it would be so weird if the Fellowship had lasergun's hahaha. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!

05-17-2003, 04:45 PM	#57
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Whoa, mental image!!! Sting the elven lightsaber? yikes... But who would have the Holy Hand-grenade? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-18-2003, 01:46 AM	#58
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Now i have this mental image of Saruman dressed as Osama BIn Laden....hahahaha falls off chair __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-18-2003, 10:11 AM	#59
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	The holy handgrenade would go to Aragorn I guess. It would be really funny if a loud HALELUJA was heared and the Orc army of Sauron exploded. MENTAL IMAGE!!!!!!

05-18-2003, 10:26 AM	#60
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	Three shall be the number of your counting and the number of your counting shall be three. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] The Fellowship could defeat their enemies by yelling 'Ni!' at them! __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

05-18-2003, 10:45 AM	#61
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Yay for Monty Python! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Anyways, I can see the Rangers and some other people using Uzis and such, but for some reason I always envisioned the Elves fencing... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Peace __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-18-2003, 11:50 AM	#62
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Yeah, it would be cool if Frodo yelled Ni when in the lands of Mordor and everybody drops to the ground covering his ears, screaming of pain. MENTAL IMAGE!!!

05-19-2003, 10:33 AM	#63
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Heh... "Ni!" [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] And, of course, the orcs at the Black Gate would assault the army of Gondor with taunts. The men would run away screaming. "RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!" __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-21-2003, 05:51 AM	#64
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	Saruman could defeat the Ents by cutting them down with...a HERRING! __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

05-21-2003, 11:23 AM	#65
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Oh no, not a herring!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-21-2003, 12:40 PM	#66
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	How funny would it be on the bridge of Khazad Dûm. Gandalf:What is your name? Balrog:What? Balrog is launched into the depts of Moria screaming and crying like a little girl And Sauron's army would be defeated by the maneating rabbit [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

05-22-2003, 03:17 PM	#67
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] MENTAL IMAGE!!! __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-22-2003, 03:50 PM	#68
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen crebain? __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!