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Old 07-27-2007, 04:39 PM   #1
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This one is for Mr and Ms HerenIstarion, Mr and Ms Hedgethistle, Mr and Ms Underhill, and, more pertinently right now, davem and Lal.

And lest I be dismissed as a sexist for appending their better halves to their surnames, well, it's but a name in reference to an un-named other.

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Daddy how was I born?


A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

"Your Mom and I first got together on a discussion forum called the Barrow Downs. It was always night there, black as pitch, but it pulsated with a glowing green energy. And then we got a little more personal in the chat room, until Sharkey banned us.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. (This is where I get a little technical son, hope it isn't TMI.) We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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'You got Male!'"
Offerred in memory of Maril's Hobbit Sex Ed thread.
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Old 08-05-2007, 02:19 PM   #2
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:56 PM   #3
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Ah, so Lal and davem are living in anticipation of a Pop up! Now the question remains to be entered in the event log whether it will be heralded by the announcement "You've got male", or perhaps rather a brightly shining flash of light in the midst task bar will signify the arrival of a new (f)email! In either case, I wish them a smooth upgrade and easy adjustment to their new Operating System.
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