Getting back at a LotR hater ;-) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Jeli Baggins · 02-28-2003, 04:34 PM

I have this friend Steve that jokes about hating LotR, believe me he really doesn't. Well, he has Feild Bio and I have Bio 1, and the teacher (he's all for LotR too, and doesn't mind what we're doing, he's cool like that) uses the same dry erase board for each class. I always had my signature Jeli Baggins on there, and recently he has been setting fire to the hobbit hole and have the Fellowship and I being killed by orcs and cave trolls. I did a few pictures of him being killed by the Fellowship, but I need some fresh ideas to outdo him. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] That's when I thought of the great people at the Barrow Downs, they would know what to do! Thanks for any suggestions. I can have dialogue, anything from M.E., just anything to get back at his lovely hobbit-hating drawings.

P.S. Steve and I always joke with each other, so this post is not about you guys getting mad he hates LotR, because he doesn't. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Ithaeliel · 02-28-2003, 05:39 PM

Hmm, let's see....

"STEVEN [whatever his last name is]!!! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!!!"

That's intimidating [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] though he might think it's corny.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of a hobbit, for they are small and quick to mass..."

Draw him as an orc. An insane orc. With fairie wings and buckteeth. Hehe... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Jeli Baggins · 02-28-2003, 05:56 PM

Haha. Those are some funny ones! I'll do one everyday that he does one. I bet he'll run out before me! *prances around like a evil 'lil hobbit lass*

Lindril Arvilya · 03-02-2003, 08:19 PM

Write one of these up on the board everyday.

"Steve loves Aragorn"
"Steve loves Lord of the Rings"
"Steve loves Frodo"
"Steve wants to be Gandalf"
"Steve + Arwen 4-ever"

Etc.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-02-2003, 10:11 PM

Draw him as a ring being thrown into Mount Doom. That'll teach him what Hobbits are made of! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Jeli Baggins · 03-02-2003, 11:47 PM

Thanks for those others!

Lindril, that's going to be good! Maybe I can draw them out too. Like "Steve loves Gandalf" and show them frolicing through the fields of Hobbtion. haha
Rynoah, I love the "show him what hobbits are made of!" He could be falling in while saying his love to an orc or something. And if I can't defeat him through physical strength, why not show myself throwing him into Mount Doom through a drawing? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

03-03-2003, 01:12 AM

Draw that Steve-guy as Gollum..! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Or when the cavetroll crush him by a "accident". [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Antien · 03-06-2003, 01:41 PM

draw him as Isildur, and if he has a crush, draw that person as the ring. After that write on the board 'he was taken by the power f the ring'

the real nazgul · 03-06-2003, 04:12 PM

Or you can draw him dead, lying on the floor, wearing a small badge saying 'I was killed at Helms Deep!'

ElenCala Isil · 03-06-2003, 04:30 PM

You could also just start yelling LotR phrases at him... like saying fool of a [his last name] lame but effective

Sillabub · 03-06-2003, 10:24 PM

You could print off all these pictures of Hobbits and put one or two in various places around his house so that he finds them the next morning. Then put some pics in his locker, just to annoy him. Then put the pics ALL OVER and in his stuff so that it eventually drives him insane and he screams and......yah, you get the picture

02-28-2003, 04:34 PM	#1
Jeli Baggins Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 69	Getting back at a LotR hater ;-) I have this friend Steve that jokes about hating LotR, believe me he really doesn't. Well, he has Feild Bio and I have Bio 1, and the teacher (he's all for LotR too, and doesn't mind what we're doing, he's cool like that) uses the same dry erase board for each class. I always had my signature Jeli Baggins on there, and recently he has been setting fire to the hobbit hole and have the Fellowship and I being killed by orcs and cave trolls. I did a few pictures of him being killed by the Fellowship, but I need some fresh ideas to outdo him. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] That's when I thought of the great people at the Barrow Downs, they would know what to do! Thanks for any suggestions. I can have dialogue, anything from M.E., just anything to get back at his lovely hobbit-hating drawings. P.S. Steve and I always joke with each other, so this post is not about you guys getting mad he hates LotR, because he doesn't. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "My dear Frodo! Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you." ~ Gandalf to Frodo

02-28-2003, 05:39 PM	#2
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 716	Hmm, let's see.... "STEVEN [whatever his last name is]!!! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!!!" That's intimidating [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] though he might think it's corny. "Do not meddle in the affairs of a hobbit, for they are small and quick to mass..." Draw him as an orc. An insane orc. With fairie wings and buckteeth. Hehe... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

02-28-2003, 05:56 PM	#3
Jeli Baggins Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 69	Haha. Those are some funny ones! I'll do one everyday that he does one. I bet he'll run out before me! prances around like a evil 'lil hobbit lass __________________ "My dear Frodo! Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you." ~ Gandalf to Frodo

03-02-2003, 08:19 PM	#4
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Write one of these up on the board everyday. "Steve loves Aragorn" "Steve loves Lord of the Rings" "Steve loves Frodo" "Steve wants to be Gandalf" "Steve + Arwen 4-ever" Etc. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

03-02-2003, 10:11 PM	#5
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Draw him as a ring being thrown into Mount Doom. That'll teach him what Hobbits are made of! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-02-2003, 11:47 PM	#6
Jeli Baggins Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 69	Thanks for those others! Lindril, that's going to be good! Maybe I can draw them out too. Like "Steve loves Gandalf" and show them frolicing through the fields of Hobbtion. haha Rynoah, I love the "show him what hobbits are made of!" He could be falling in while saying his love to an orc or something. And if I can't defeat him through physical strength, why not show myself throwing him into Mount Doom through a drawing? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "My dear Frodo! Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you." ~ Gandalf to Frodo

03-03-2003, 01:12 AM	#7
Milo Took Guest Posts: n/a	Draw that Steve-guy as Gollum..! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Or when the cavetroll crush him by a "accident". [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

03-06-2003, 01:41 PM	#8
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	draw him as Isildur, and if he has a crush, draw that person as the ring. After that write on the board 'he was taken by the power f the ring' __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

03-06-2003, 04:12 PM	#9
the real nazgul Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nazguls foster home Posts: 36	Or you can draw him dead, lying on the floor, wearing a small badge saying 'I was killed at Helms Deep!' __________________ Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog

03-06-2003, 04:30 PM	#10
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	You could also just start yelling LotR phrases at him... like saying fool of a [his last name] lame but effective __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

03-06-2003, 10:24 PM	#11
Sillabub Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: GONDOR!! Posts: 138	You could print off all these pictures of Hobbits and put one or two in various places around his house so that he finds them the next morning. Then put some pics in his locker, just to annoy him. Then put the pics ALL OVER and in his stuff so that it eventually drives him insane and he screams and......yah, you get the picture __________________ They were holding umbrellas. Not just any umbrellas- BLACK umbrellas. Not just ANY black umbrellas- these were...(knuckle-biting time) the BLACK UMBRELLAS OF DEATH!!!!! cue sinister music