Personalized Products - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-23-2003, 01:33 PM

My friend and I had a discussion on how the characters of LotR could have their very own personal products on the market! For example, we were thinking how soft Faramir's hair looks in some scenes, and I came up with the slogan: "Your hair isn't soft until it's Faramir soft!"

Got any slogans or products like that?

Quirkette · 03-23-2003, 05:47 PM

"Boy, it sure is hard on Mr. Frodo to go without pipeweed here in Mordor. I don't like it either, and that's a fact."

"Sam, don't be silly. I'm using Nicorette. Here, try some."

Nicorette... When you know it's time to quit smoking.

[ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Quirkette ]

Tinuviel87 · 03-23-2003, 05:56 PM

Want women to love you? Want to attract all kinds of species? Try new Aragorn Cologne...For the rugged man...who knows you don't have to bathe to get the chicks [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 03-23-2003, 06:50 PM

"Tragedies of family life got you down? Try the Boromir Family program risk-free for thirty days!"

"Ladies, does that slimey ex-boyfriend just not go away? Éowyn Pepper Spray is the right thing for you! Comes free with a very protective older brother if you order now!"

purplefluffychainsaw · 03-24-2003, 07:43 AM

Lorien, because you're worth it too!
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Manardariel · 03-24-2003, 08:46 AM

"Silky softness? A shine beyond our world? A great swish effect? There is an answer!
LEGOLAS, the new line of beauty products designed specially for nancing elf-princess, and those that want to be one. Legolas- you´re woth it."

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-24-2003, 10:14 AM

"A guide to take you through Moria...the woods of Lorien...a small slimy creature to tug at your feet....there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Massssster Card!"

Meela · 03-24-2003, 12:48 PM

Gandalf Grooming: for horses that matter.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-24-2003, 12:54 PM

Specialized contacts: for those big blue Frodo-eyes.

Airehiriel · 04-01-2003, 01:22 PM

Pippin: Merry, I'm thirsty.

Merry: Well, here Pippin, I've got some Ent Draught.

Ent Draught, for that deep down body thirst.

Shy Hobbit · 04-01-2003, 04:56 PM

Lembas: for those with lots of ground to cover, and little time to do it.

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Arwen_Evenstar · 04-02-2003, 01:48 AM

Only aussies will get this one:
'You can get it hoomin',
'You can get it isengard-destroyin'
's'matter a fact I got it now!
'A hard earned thirst needs a fresh cold draught, and the best could draught is TB; Tree beards!'

A rip of of victoria bitter beer! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 04-02-2003, 06:10 AM

Ladies, are you tired of having short, ugly nails? Well here's the solution!!!
Get new Saruman Nails! Long, white, beautifully clean nails for all those times you need to work a palantir right!
Available at all Middle Earth stores in rounded, pointy and square types.

Faybevin Bombadil · 04-06-2003, 04:49 PM

*Scene of Gandalf pulling a an oliphaunt up the slopes of Caradhras in a huge blue wagon with the dodge symbol on it*

--Dramatization--

Love,
Faybevin

03-23-2003, 01:33 PM	#1
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Personalized Products My friend and I had a discussion on how the characters of LotR could have their very own personal products on the market! For example, we were thinking how soft Faramir's hair looks in some scenes, and I came up with the slogan: "Your hair isn't soft until it's Faramir soft!" Got any slogans or products like that? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-23-2003, 05:47 PM	#2
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	"Boy, it sure is hard on Mr. Frodo to go without pipeweed here in Mordor. I don't like it either, and that's a fact." "Sam, don't be silly. I'm using Nicorette. Here, try some." Nicorette... When you know it's time to quit smoking. [ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Quirkette ] __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-23-2003, 05:56 PM	#3
Tinuviel87 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Heelllloooo Monkey...... Posts: 65	Want women to love you? Want to attract all kinds of species? Try new Aragorn Cologne...For the rugged man...who knows you don't have to bathe to get the chicks [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Don't Rate Me!(Reverse Psychology?) "And the song of Luthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed..."

03-23-2003, 06:50 PM	#4
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	"Tragedies of family life got you down? Try the Boromir Family program risk-free for thirty days!" "Ladies, does that slimey ex-boyfriend just not go away? Éowyn Pepper Spray is the right thing for you! Comes free with a very protective older brother if you order now!" __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

03-24-2003, 07:43 AM	#5
purplefluffychainsaw Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a very cold place.... Posts: 162	Lorien, because you're worth it too! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Love, Drugs and Fairy Boys ~ SAM

03-24-2003, 08:46 AM	#6
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 807	"Silky softness? A shine beyond our world? A great swish effect? There is an answer! LEGOLAS, the new line of beauty products designed specially for nancing elf-princess, and those that want to be one. Legolas- you´re woth it." __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

03-24-2003, 10:14 AM	#7
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	"A guide to take you through Moria...the woods of Lorien...a small slimy creature to tug at your feet....there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Massssster Card!" __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-24-2003, 12:48 PM	#8
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf Grooming: for horses that matter. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-24-2003, 12:54 PM	#9
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Specialized contacts: for those big blue Frodo-eyes. __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

04-01-2003, 01:22 PM	#10
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Pippin: Merry, I'm thirsty. Merry: Well, here Pippin, I've got some Ent Draught. Ent Draught, for that deep down body thirst. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

04-01-2003, 04:56 PM	#11
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Lembas: for those with lots of ground to cover, and little time to do it. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

04-02-2003, 01:48 AM	#12
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Only aussies will get this one: 'You can get it hoomin', 'You can get it isengard-destroyin' 's'matter a fact I got it now! 'A hard earned thirst needs a fresh cold draught, and the best could draught is TB; Tree beards!' A rip of of victoria bitter beer! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

04-02-2003, 06:10 AM	#13
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Ladies, are you tired of having short, ugly nails? Well here's the solution!!! Get new Saruman Nails! Long, white, beautifully clean nails for all those times you need to work a palantir right! Available at all Middle Earth stores in rounded, pointy and square types. __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

04-06-2003, 04:49 PM	#14
Faybevin Bombadil Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: House of Tom Bombadil Posts: 19	Scene of Gandalf pulling a an oliphaunt up the slopes of Caradhras in a huge blue wagon with the dodge symbol on it --Dramatization-- Love, Faybevin __________________ Her golden locks flowed behind her, bare of beads or braids. Naked shoulders led to elegant sleeves of forest green whilst her skirt was made of the same. Golden sheer was tied bout her waist and her feet were bare and everdancing, her mouth open in sweetest song.