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Old 12-20-2008, 05:33 PM   #13121
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Waitress: What would you like for breakfast sir?

Elrond: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOridge, please.
He is also a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr tipper.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:38 AM   #13122
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Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch.

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Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times...
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:27 PM   #13123
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Elrond after healing Frodo:

"I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins.
Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere
using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!"
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:32 PM   #13124
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:35 PM   #13125
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A festive caption;

Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:16 PM   #13126
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E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:23 AM   #13127
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:26 AM   #13128
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:36 AM   #13129
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:10 PM   #13130
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Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we.



King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference.

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King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up.
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:31 PM   #13131
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Old 12-23-2008, 01:43 PM   #13132
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:03 PM   #13133
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The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer.
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:39 PM   #13134
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Old 12-23-2008, 02:57 PM   #13135
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:23 PM   #13136
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:32 PM   #13137
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*Snarling* I smell man flesh!

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*Snarling* I smell Legolas's shampoo!

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*Snarling* Not again, Gandalf!


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Old 12-23-2008, 03:35 PM   #13138
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:57 PM   #13139
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:21 PM   #13140
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Old 12-23-2008, 11:37 PM   #13141
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Old 12-24-2008, 09:45 AM   #13142
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Sorry to do this again...

The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick'
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Old 12-24-2008, 09:56 AM   #13143
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:46 AM   #13144
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Old 12-24-2008, 12:43 PM   #13145
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:43 PM   #13146
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Secrets of Middle-earth No.42

The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii.
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:03 PM   #13147
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:21 PM   #13148
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Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday":

Leprosy,
All my skin is falling off of me --
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Oh, Leprosy, is eating me...

Kiss me quick
Before I lose my upper lip,
I don't even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy...


Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. *shrugs*
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Old 12-27-2008, 01:52 PM   #13149
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The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine...
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Old 12-28-2008, 05:23 AM   #13150
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:37 PM   #13151
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Old 12-28-2008, 06:25 PM   #13152
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Old 12-29-2008, 09:35 PM   #13153
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The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker.

King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it."
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Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory

Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!"

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