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Old 12-04-2008, 10:09 PM   #41
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"Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!"
Shouldn't that be "Pardon me, but are you Beren Erchamion? You've been running through my mind without paws!".

Bwah-hem.
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Old 12-05-2008, 11:45 AM   #42
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Balrog- Hey baby, *flexes biceps* Is it hot in here, or is is just me?
Since Roggie is also wearing flameproof eyeliner, we now await Lush's endearing response.
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:08 PM   #43
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Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected!

Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected!

Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication...
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Old 12-05-2008, 12:45 PM   #44
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Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?
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Old 12-05-2008, 01:19 PM   #45
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Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread?
I suppose it depends how silly it gets...

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Old 12-05-2008, 01:24 PM   #46
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Hmmm.

I shall step in and urge caution and restraint.

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Old 12-05-2008, 02:05 PM   #47
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I like to scream! Right between the sound machines.
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night...
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Old 12-08-2008, 11:13 AM   #48
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Old 12-08-2008, 08:32 PM   #49
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This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!

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Old 12-09-2008, 01:06 PM   #50
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:16 PM   #51
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(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire

Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:19 PM   #53
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:52 PM   #54
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Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around.

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Old 12-23-2008, 09:11 PM   #55
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:52 PM   #56
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If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too
charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her
Samie, she could say to Gollum:
"Anytime you want to go out on a date with me
just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?"
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:54 PM   #57
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What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:27 PM   #58
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Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils

I cannot believe I just typed that. But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*

And for one along the lines of what I usually get:
Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief.
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Old 02-24-2009, 04:55 PM   #59
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:08 AM   #61
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Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby.

Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you!

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Old 05-22-2010, 06:44 PM   #62
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Old 05-25-2010, 03:27 PM   #63
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Boots This actually happened

Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:

'Here's my pretty maiden!
You shall come home with me! The table is all laden:
yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter;
roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter.
You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother
in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!'

Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!
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Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you.

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