Looney LotR

[Diamond18]

All right, who doesn't love Bugs Bunny? Everyone loves Bugs Bunny. So let's combine scenes from classic Looney Tunes episodes with situations/characters from LotR and the Hobbit (and even the Sil, if you have a really weird sense of humor).

I'll start it off with something I call, "'What's Up Doc?' (1950) meets 'Over Hill and Under' (The Hobbit)." It's a musical number, so if you've seen it and can sing along, it's twice as funny:

Bilbo sings:
"Eh, what's up orc? What's cooking, what's up orc?

Oh you're looking for Bilbo Baggins bunting, orc is gone a hunting, just to get a hobbit skin but now the hobbit's gone again!

What's up orc? What's cooking? Hey, look out; stop! You're gonna hurt someone with that ol' Gollum. Eh, what's up orc?"

Bilbo and Gollum clasp hands and bellow:
"We really mean it! Whaaaaat's uuuup oooooorc!"

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[The Fifth]

Frodo: It's orc season!
Orc: It's hobbit season!
Frodo: It's hobbit season!
Orc: It's orc season! FIRE!

Aragorn Fudd shoots an arrow into the Orc's face.

((Unfunny, I know.))

[ October 05, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

[Diamond18]

No, no, no, Fifth, that WAS funny. I know just what episode you're talking about: "Hmm...pronoun difficulties". (I laugh myself silly).

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Remember this one... (the one where he is the chorus member of a stage show).

singing:

Oh we are the Nazgul
The ring is all we know
We know you're rooting for us
But now it's time to go
(exit stage right!)

Or:
Ricka Racka
Fiya Cracka
Sis Boom Bah
Fried Coney Fried Coney
Rah Rah Rah

[hobbitlass]

"I tot I taw a Gowum tat"
(okay, that was awful)

[ October 05, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]

[Eruwen]

LOL!!!! I LOVE Bugs Bunny!

Those are hilarious! Yet, sadly, I cannot think of any of my own. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[Diamond18]

I'm sorry if it's rude to keep posting replies in my own thread, but I've got so many of these LT episodes imprinted on my mind I cannot help myself.

Ringwraith: "Be vewy quiet; I'm hunting hobbits...Hobbit tracks! Kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit, kill the hobbit!"

Frodo (in aside to self): "*gulp* Kill the hobbit?"

RW dances around the hobbit tracks, waving his sword: "Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho-to-ho! Yo-ho—!"

Frodo approaches from behind: "O Mighty Witch-King of Great Fighting Stock; might I inquire to ask, eh, what's up doc?"

RW: "I'm going to kill the hobbit!"

Frodo: "Oh Mighty Witch-king 'twill be quite a task, how will you do it, might I inquire to ask?"

RW: I will do it with my morgul blade and magic hoodwink!"

Frodo: "Your morgul blade and magic hoodwink?"

RW: "Yes, morgul blade! And I will give you a sample!"

He stabs Frodo.

RW: "What have I done? I've killed the hobbit! Poor wittle halfling! Poor wittle hobbit!" sobs

Frodo: "Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

[Diamond18]

Forgive me, I'm doing it again, but I've had this scene running through my mind since yesterday and I'll go insane if I don't type it out:

At the Ford of Bruinen, the Nazgûl hisses: "Give us the halfling, she-elf!"

Arwen sings: "Whaaaat would you want with a hobbit? Caaaaaan't you see that I'm much sweeter? IIIIII'm your little Sen-yor-eeter. Yooou are my type of guy! Let me straighten your tie, and I shall dance for you!"

(Sen-yor-eeter = Señorita)

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I dont thikn its rude to reply in your own message...I do it all the time.

Forgive Me if this is lame...But I' the queen of Lameness...

**For some reason the entire Fellowship get cought in a dead end by a Borlog**

Aragorn: *Pops out of the huddled up Fellowship* My starts, where on Middle Earth did you get that aweful hair do? It dossent become you at all. here for goodness sakes, let m fix it up a bit *Out of nowhere, he gets a table, hairbrush and chair and sits the Borlog down in it* Look how stringy and messy it is. Shame, shuch an iiinnnteresting monster to. My stars, if a Iiinnnteresting monster cant have a iiinnnteresting hair do, I dont know what the world is comeing to. In My bussness you meet so many iiinnnteresting peopel, but the most iiinnnteresting are the monsters...Oh dear that'll never hold, we'll just have to have a permenent(Is that not how Bugs says it?) *Runs to a closset, gets a few stick of TNT and sticks them in the Borlogs hair like hair roolers* Now I have to go give a iiinnnteresting old lady a mancure, but I'll be back before your done *Runs off* *7 secconds later, the TNT blows up and the Fellowship escapes*

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

Nazgul: 'lookin' for a baggins have you seen 'im?

Frodo: hmmmmm..... does he have long curly hair?like this?*displays hair*


nazgul: YES!

frodo: and does he have big furry feet?like these?

nazgul: YES!

frodo: and does he walk around?like this?*hobbles around*

nazgul: YES! YES!

frodo: and does he walk around with a ring, and say "The ring, it's getting heavier"

nazgul: YES YES!!! THAT'S THE ONE!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!??

Frodo: nope! never 'eard of 'im!

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh *nazgul grone and walk away....

Frodo: what a maroon what a ultra maroon!

*morgul knife comes whizzing through the air pinning frodo against a tree*

Nazgul: heeeeeeeeeeey! what do you think we are? stupid?................

i had this in another post... here it is again! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

Donald Duck as Saruman, gollum, Sauron, whomever: IT'S MINE! MINE! MINE! y'hear?! ALL MINE!

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

OH SH** DAFFY DUCK DAFFY DUCK DAFFY DUCK DAFFY DUCK!!!!! aaaaaahhhhhhhh! sorry

[Diamond18]

Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam, Your post gave me the idea to start this thread. Consider this a belated thank you for the inspiration. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Okay, this next one is not so much a scene from Loooey Tunes, but more of an "inspired by" (there's that word again).

There was a cartoon where an opera singer was rehearsing for the big night, and Bugs was up the hill a little ways singing silly songs. The opera singer started to mingle Bugs' songs with his.

With that in mind, here (finally) is the scene:

Weathertop: Aragorn starts to sing the "Lay of Beren and Luthien". Pippin, on one side of the dell, starts to sing the "Bath Song" and Sam, on the other side of the dell, begins to sing, the "Troll Song." This is what Frodo and Merry hear...

The leaves were long, the grass was green,
A loon is he that will not sing:
O! Water Hot is a noble thing!
Tinúviel was dancing there,
To music of a pipe unseen,
But better than rain or rippling streams
Is Water Hot that smokes and steams.

Up came Beren with his big boots on,
Said he to Tinúviel: “Pray what is yon?
For it looks like the shin o’ mine nuncle Tim,
As should be lying in a graveyard!

One moment stood she, and a spell
His voice laid on her: Beren came,
And doom fell on Tinúviel.

“My lad,” she said, “this bone I stole.
But what be bones that lie in a hole?
Thy nuncle was dead as a lump ‘o lead,
Afore I found his shinbone.”

Then through woven woods in Elvenhome
She lightly fled on dancing feet.
O! Water is fair that leaps on high
In a fountain white beneath the sky;
But never did fountain sound so sweet
As splashing Hot Water with my feet!

Again she fled, but swift he came,
And called her by her elvish name.
Beren’s leg is game, since home he came,
And his bootless foot is lasting lame;
But Tinúviel don’t care, and she’s still there
With the bone she boned from its owner.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Tolkien rolls over in his grave*

[Artanis]

ARGH! That was so horribly wonderful! You should go into comedy! I can't think of any at the moment, but I will post I one pops in to my cranium unbidden...

[Diamond18]

Yes, well *smiles a self-satisfied grin* Luthien Tinúviel as a Troll was one of my more twisted moments of comic inspiration. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I'm glad someone finally noticed...

[Artanis]

Do you mind if I send it to a friend? I want to annoy her into joining the Barrow Downs... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:

[Diamond18]

Be my guest! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

ooooooooo LOL!
I know the exact scene your talking about!! "of course you know this means war!" [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Frodo answers the door:

(in sophisticated voice)
Ringwraith: The name is Ring-Wraith-#-3...
And i am here to cath and kill a baggins.

Frodo [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]gulp) uh.. sorry mac, but the lady of the house ain't home right now, and besides.. we mailed you peoples a check last week!

*door slams in nazgul's face*

[Arwen Imladris]

hehehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] these are great. Me love BB! More more more!!!

[Diamond18]

Oh! My thread is back from the dead! I'll have to think of something...

All right...

Arwen: "Return my wuv, a wonging burns deep inside me."
Aragorn: "Return my love, I want you always beside me."
Arwen: "Wuv wike ours must be—"
Aragorn: "—Made for you and for me."
Both: "Return, won't you return my love, for my love is yours!"

[Thenamir]

Marvin Martian as Lurtz just after Aragorn interrupts his final point-blank bowshot at Boromir: "Oh. That wasn't a bit nice! You have made me angry... (huff, puff)...verry angry indeed."

Or Marvin again as Sauron describing the ring as the "Eludium Q-36 Middle-Earth Modulator"...

[Diamond18]

One of my favorite episodes is "Hillbilly Hare" from 1950. I can picture hobbits squaredancing, can't you?

"Let's all squaredance! Bow to your partner, bow to your own."

Promenade across the Shire,
Sing along with the Elven choir.
Sashay right on through the glade,
And everybody promenade!

Leggo and Gimli got along fine:
"I'll pull your braids, you pull mine.
Yank it again like you did before,
We could start a Elf/Dwarf war!"

Now into the pool and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about.
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out.

When Lurtz was born he looked so blue
As he wallowed 'round in the birthing goo.
Wallow with him, you all know how,
Roll around like an old fat sow.

All the men smell like cow manure,
So the Elves left for Valinor.
They left those men, the dirty ol' things,
Once all power was gone from their Rings.

Grab a fryin' pan, hold it tight,
Whomp an orc with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.

Womp him low and womp him high,
Stick an arrow in his eye.
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang his head against the ground.

Promenade all 'round Middle-earth,
Soon you'll lose that pudgey girth.
No second breakfast nor elvenses, too;
What's a poor young Took to do?

Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Galadriel is a mighty strange girl.
With that deep voice and green vortex,
Compliments of speciel effects.

Now right hand over and left hand under,
The Fellowhip was torn asunder.
Over the hill and under the dale,
I think I'll just have another ale.

"Don't you stray and don't you roam,"
Said all the folks way back at home.
Though Frodo may be a maniac,
When the Ring's gone he'll promenade back.

"And now you're home. Bow to your partner, and bow to the gent across the hall, and that is all!"

Uh, yeah...anyway... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ December 03, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]