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Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 08-30-2003, 10:49 AM

*Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur*

"Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete."

*senses Frodo putting on the Ring*

"What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!"

*tunes in on his Palantir*

"Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--"

Daewen · 08-30-2003, 11:22 AM

Ahhh! Pepper spray!!!! Nooooo!!! Not the pepper spray! Anything but that!

arianrod · 09-02-2003, 10:44 PM

I don't think he really had any 'last words'. I think he was sitting comfortably in Barad-dûr, maybe reading the Morgul Times, sipping a cup of boiling hot coffee, generally minding his own buisness, then
BOOM!
He's gone. Quite sad really; poor oaf never knew what hit him. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Anything but Arwen · 09-06-2003, 10:57 AM

Probably something along the lines of:

"Oh, Gee. I knew there was something I meant to do - wipe out the hobbits. Dang."

OR

"Hey, I smell bacon. Wait a minute..."

OR

"Oi! Who's been cooking onions again?!"

OR

He was listening to Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" singing the last bit : "You can't fire me because I quit, throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit"

Yeah, Ok, I'll shut up now. It seemed funny at the time.

Linnamalle · 09-06-2003, 12:51 PM

"PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!"

elf-girl-63 · 09-07-2003, 07:50 AM

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling hobbits! (and men and elves and dwarves and wizards and gollum and- Oh s***!!!)

Iarhen · 09-09-2003, 12:58 PM

I loved that theory that Britney might be Sauron...

But if B is S, then my guess is...

Melkor is back!!! And his name now is MADONNA!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

LOL!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anything but Arwen · 09-11-2003, 11:56 AM

Highly traumatising mental images of Melkor/Morgoth in...a cowboy hat. And a dress.

Please, someone, shoot me...please...

Kalimac · 09-11-2003, 12:36 PM

Oh, come now. Everyone knows that Sauron's last word was -

"ROSEBUD!"

Eruantalon · 09-11-2003, 04:36 PM

Saurons eye is watching the great battle when he turns to a black rider and says.

"Dude wheres my ring?"

"Hobbits no not them !!!!!"

"Ohhhhhh sucks to be me ahhhhhhhhhh"

Then dies in a flash with only a tiny green glob on his lazy boy.

[ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ]

Meneltarmacil · 09-11-2003, 05:14 PM

"Hahaha...DIE DIE DIE! Muahaha! *Frodo puts on the ring* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
*thinks*I really should have listened to Eonwe... I really...should..have...listened...to...oh, screw it. *disappears*

Quote:

Please, someone, shoot me...please...

*BANG* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(edit) Sorry, this was just one of my weird moments. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] (/edit)

[ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

Everdawn · 09-12-2003, 01:33 AM

"PLease nooo!!!!! ill never be alive to read Harry Potter 6!"

Daewen · 09-16-2003, 03:58 PM

How about:

OH MY ERU!!! HE'S GOT PEPPER SPRAY!!! ARGH!

Stayin alive, stayin alive, ah, ah, ah *dies*

Everybody limbo now!

I'm dying, Praying,Bleeding And screaming.
Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ?
My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.

Esgallhugwen · 09-17-2003, 02:18 PM

ahhahaaha stupid fat hobbit got his finger bitten off... no wait don't....you buffoon!!! your going to.... oh s***!!!!!!

(influenced by horse maiden)

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Lily · 09-17-2003, 02:38 PM

I got this from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

*Sauron is tied up and blind folded, Frodo stands by the Fire of Mount Doom holding the Ring over the flames*

Frodo: Any last words?

*Sauron thinks* Sauron: Yeah! *Starts to sing* Ohhh...I wish I were in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! "fade out with song* *Porky Pig comes out of a wall that says in the back Ringy Toons*

Porky: Aby aby aby...That's all folks!

(Sorry I thought it was funny at the time. I'll go now *walks out the door singing I wish I were in Dixie*)

Everdawn · 09-18-2003, 12:55 AM

"Ill get you my pretty! and your little dog to!"

Hehe, just watched wizard of oz...

08-30-2003, 10:49 AM	#41
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur "Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete." senses Frodo putting on the Ring "What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!" tunes in on his Palantir "Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--" __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

08-30-2003, 11:22 AM	#42
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Ahhh! Pepper spray!!!! Nooooo!!! Not the pepper spray! Anything but that! __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

09-02-2003, 10:44 PM	#43
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	I don't think he really had any 'last words'. I think he was sitting comfortably in Barad-dûr, maybe reading the Morgul Times, sipping a cup of boiling hot coffee, generally minding his own buisness, then BOOM! He's gone. Quite sad really; poor oaf never knew what hit him. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

09-06-2003, 10:57 AM	#44
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Probably something along the lines of: "Oh, Gee. I knew there was something I meant to do - wipe out the hobbits. Dang." OR "Hey, I smell bacon. Wait a minute..." OR "Oi! Who's been cooking onions again?!" OR He was listening to Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" singing the last bit : "You can't fire me because I quit, throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit" Yeah, Ok, I'll shut up now. It seemed funny at the time. __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

09-06-2003, 12:51 PM	#45
Linnamalle Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: WtR 458: wheeee! Rivendell at last!! Posts: 53	"PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!" __________________ They spoke no more of the small news of the Shire far away; nor of the dark shadows and perils that encompassed them, but of the fair things they had seen in the world together, of the Elves, of the stars, of trees, and the gentle fall of the bright year in the woods.

09-07-2003, 07:50 AM	#46
elf-girl-63 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Osgiliath Posts: 58	I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling hobbits! (and men and elves and dwarves and wizards and gollum and- Oh s**!!!) __________________ ~Nuinyulma*~ All that is gold does not glitter...

09-09-2003, 12:58 PM	#47
Iarhen Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Laurelindorenan Posts: 225	I loved that theory that Britney might be Sauron... But if B is S, then my guess is... Melkor is back!!! And his name now is MADONNA!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "In place of a Dark Lord you will have a Queen! Not dark but beatiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!" --- Galadriel when tempted by the One Ring.

09-11-2003, 11:56 AM	#48
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Highly traumatising mental images of Melkor/Morgoth in...a cowboy hat. And a dress. Please, someone, shoot me...please... __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

09-11-2003, 12:36 PM	#49
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Oh, come now. Everyone knows that Sauron's last word was - "ROSEBUD!" __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.

09-11-2003, 04:36 PM	#50
Eruantalon Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Gondor Posts: 139	Saurons eye is watching the great battle when he turns to a black rider and says. "Dude wheres my ring?" "Hobbits no not them !!!!!" "Ohhhhhh sucks to be me ahhhhhhhhhh" Then dies in a flash with only a tiny green glob on his lazy boy. [ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ]

09-12-2003, 01:33 AM	#52
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	"PLease nooo!!!!! ill never be alive to read Harry Potter 6!" __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

09-16-2003, 03:58 PM	#53
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	How about: OH MY ERU!!! HE'S GOT PEPPER SPRAY!!! ARGH! Stayin alive, stayin alive, ah, ah, ah dies Everybody limbo now! I'm dying, Praying,Bleeding And screaming. Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ? My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

09-17-2003, 02:18 PM	#54
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 587	ahhahaaha stupid fat hobbit got his finger bitten off... no wait don't....you buffoon!!! your going to.... oh s*!!!!!! (influenced by horse maiden) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"**

09-17-2003, 02:38 PM	#55
Lily Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wouldn't you like to know!! Posts: 72	I got this from a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Sauron is tied up and blind folded, Frodo stands by the Fire of Mount Doom holding the Ring over the flames Frodo: Any last words? Sauron thinks Sauron: Yeah! Starts to sing Ohhh...I wish I were in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! "fade out with song* Porky Pig comes out of a wall that says in the back Ringy Toons Porky: Aby aby aby...That's all folks! (Sorry I thought it was funny at the time. I'll go now walks out the door singing I wish I were in Dixie)

09-18-2003, 12:55 AM	#56
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	"Ill get you my pretty! and your little dog to!" Hehe, just watched wizard of oz... __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~