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Witch_Queen · 05-09-2006, 10:51 AM

Last pic and new pic

Weird announcer: "Welcome back orcs and elves to the All NEW Middle-Earth Idol...... So far we've had the Misfit Boys with their attempt at "I want it that way..." Changed to "Give Gandalf his cloak back" Now we have Sauron... His song is a surprise for us all."

Sauron: "I'm like a bird I'll only fly away... I don't where my ring is.. I don't where my ring is.........."

*Despite all the boo's from the audience, Sauron still went on to be runner up in the Middle-Earth Idol... Only beaten by the Misfit Boys*

Mithalwen · 05-09-2006, 12:06 PM

Sauron tries to make out that his surprise Birthday party really was a surprise...

mormegil · 05-09-2006, 12:19 PM

Second Age Elvish bachelorette parties always were a bit raucous, this particualr party featured Sauron jumping out of the cake.

Gurthang · 05-09-2006, 12:26 PM

Sauron changes his style to chrome.

OR

Sauron beats out Boromir and becomes the NEW DISCO KING!*

*Notice the small sparkly reflections of light in the picture. Clearly from a disco ball.

Boromir88 · 05-09-2006, 12:48 PM

Sauron auditions for a part in The Christmas Carol.

The Only Real Estel · 05-09-2006, 05:20 PM

Sauron: "Heil Morgoth!"

Beanamir of Gondor · 05-09-2006, 07:02 PM

Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... *snif* Oh, thank you for voting me Prom Queen this year, guys!
Random Nazgul: *grumble grumble* I totally voted for Melkor.

~or~

Sauron: Yes! *waves* Happy Fourth of July! Yes! *waves*

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-09-2006, 11:31 PM

Sauron: And when I pull this leaver, it will turn everyone in this room into chickens! Ha ha ha! *Pulls leaver* Everyone into chickens! ... ... ... Ah! Except me! *Turns into chicken* Darn!

OR

Down on his luck, Sauron attempts to hitch hike his way back to Mordor. With limited success.

narfforc · 05-10-2006, 07:37 AM

Saurons new job is assisting little Orc children across the road.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-10-2006, 11:27 AM

"I'm singin' in the rain!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-10-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by narfforc

Sauron’s new job is assisting little Orc children across the road.

Slight alteration on this...

Sauron's job as a lollypop man did indeed reduce the number of people killed or injured on the road... in fact, it reduced the number of people and cars on the road in general.

Oddwen · 05-10-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by narfforc, on the last pic

Boromir thinks: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring.......................

.....BANANAPHONE!!

New pic...

Sauron(high squeaky voice): Oh dear, my pet kitty is stuck in a tree! I feel so helpless! If only I had my Ring, I could climb up there and get him!

Tevildo: Meow!

Frodo: Oh, poor kitty...here's your Ring, sir!

Sauron: Mwa-ha-ha! Easier than I thought!

Lalwendë · 05-11-2006, 01:07 PM

Sauron puts on a comical Lancashire accent and sings:

"I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street,
Until a certain little Hobbit comes by.
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little Hobbit comes by.
I don’t know if he’ll get away, he doesn’t always get away,
But anyhow I know that he’ll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little Hobbit comes by."

mormegil · 05-11-2006, 01:26 PM

The fellowship obviously didn't quite understand what the Elrond meant when he told them that they may need 'to take up arms' against their foes.

or

*singing*

Somewhere out there,
Beneath the pale blue night,
Someone's thinking of me,
And loving me tonight.
Somewhere out there,
Someone's saying a prayer,
Then we'll find one another,
In that big somewhere out there.

And even though I know how very far apart we are,
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star,
And when the night will start to sing
A lonesome lullaby,
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the
Same big sky.

Somewhere out there,
If love can see us through,
Then, we'll be together,
Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2006, 01:39 PM

After the fall of Sauron, the fellowship had a hard time finding new work as they all auditioned for the Middle Earth production of Hamlet.

All: Alas, poor Yorik, I knew him well!

Director: Next!

OR

All: Spare change mate?

OR yet!

All: Taxi!

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-11-2006, 01:45 PM

singing:

"Somewhere over the rainbow..."

Valesse · 05-11-2006, 02:22 PM

The company often entertained themselves by doing the Hand Jive.

The Only Real Estel · 05-11-2006, 03:33 PM

It was rather embarrassing when a disaster on set forced Peter Jackson to recast the entire fellowship...

Kath · 05-11-2006, 03:38 PM

Hands up all those who think they're better for their roles than their film counterparts?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-11-2006, 04:01 PM

Just how long had Hitler's hand grown?

Farael · 05-11-2006, 05:24 PM

To celebrate their victory over Sauron's forces, the fellowship danced Macarena

Glirdan · 05-11-2006, 05:26 PM

The Fellowship in....RENT!

(this one is to all those who have either seen the movie or the musical)

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2006, 11:30 PM

The Middle of the Film contest, Find the fish begins!

Gandalf: Where, oh where, is my fishy fish?

Pippin: Oh did love that fish so much!

And so on...

OR

Gandalf: Let's all point and laugh at Saruman!

narfforc · 05-12-2006, 01:12 AM

On the latest auditions for The X-factor Shire Special, Slimy Cowhell tells the Boys they may go far, but only if they ditch their Grandalf

Lalwendë · 05-12-2006, 02:26 AM

The opposing forces of Middle-earth decide to settle their differences with a civilised game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Gandalf_the _white · 05-12-2006, 04:13 AM

Gandalf suddenly became a vicar and converted the the rest of the fellowship to the ways of uncloaking!!!
All:halleluigha!!!!!!!! (spl?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2006, 04:33 AM

Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white.

The Fellowship decide to feed the pidgins rather than go on any perilous quests.

The Only Real Estel · 05-12-2006, 08:15 AM

"1,2,3, and...toss!"

Maeggaladiel · 05-12-2006, 11:28 AM

After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the Fellowship decided to take up Tai Chi.

OR

Gandalf: STOP COPYING ME!!
Merry and Pippin: STOP COPYING ME!!

Mithalwen · 05-12-2006, 01:48 PM

Next they would similtaneously crook their right arms and start their mass rendition of "I'm a little teapot".

Bêthberry · 05-12-2006, 02:08 PM

For the show's finale, the Fellowship members offered a tribute to the Village People with a rendition of Y-M-C-A.

THE Ka · 05-12-2006, 04:41 PM

All: Look! It's Godot!

or:

There could only be one Hamlet, but the fellowship was convinced it was in all of them...

~ Aesthete

Meela · 05-12-2006, 06:27 PM

Many years later, a blind Gandalf makes a living at uncloaking contests. Only this time round he's walked into the Frodo-lookalike contest by mistake.

Or

One of the routine post-battle medical checks: who still has all their limbs.

Gandalf_the _white · 05-13-2006, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white.

Ty i never was a relegious person lol

Fellowship: Hey! Who stole our flags?!

The Only Real Estel · 05-13-2006, 07:28 PM

All: "So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye..."

The Elf-warrior · 05-13-2006, 08:47 PM

The cast does the wave for Boromir the Disco King.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-14-2006, 04:21 AM

Gandalf: And left, and left, and right, and take your staff and poke . . .

The Only Real Estel · 05-14-2006, 01:04 PM

Taking a quick glance at some of the villagers in Elempi's WW game it looks like it might be easier than everyone thought to spot at least one of the wizards...

Boromir88 · 05-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Stage members: Behold! A new pic!

Elrond's motion for a potty break was struck down...3 hours ago.

Alcarillo · 05-14-2006, 09:35 PM

Gandalf: As I was saying, the top of Orthanc was very cold. The rain fell in lashing torrents, and I was so bitterly cold that I thought I would lose my toes to frostbite. Such was the coldness and loneliness atop Orthanc. And I could do nothing to fight the cold, having lost my cloak, and so I sat there cold, uncloaked, freezing to death. I waited and waited there. It was cold as ice, as I have told you all, and...

Elrond: zzzzzz...

05-09-2006, 10:51 AM	#10641
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Last pic and new pic Weird announcer: "Welcome back orcs and elves to the All NEW Middle-Earth Idol...... So far we've had the Misfit Boys with their attempt at "I want it that way..." Changed to "Give Gandalf his cloak back" Now we have Sauron... His song is a surprise for us all." Sauron: "I'm like a bird I'll only fly away... I don't where my ring is.. I don't where my ring is.........." Despite all the boo's from the audience, Sauron still went on to be runner up in the Middle-Earth Idol... Only beaten by the Misfit Boys __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

05-09-2006, 12:06 PM	#10642
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Sauron tries to make out that his surprise Birthday party really was a surprise... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-09-2006, 12:19 PM	#10643
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Second Age Elvish bachelorette parties always were a bit raucous, this particualr party featured Sauron jumping out of the cake. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-09-2006, 12:26 PM	#10644
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Sauron changes his style to chrome. OR Sauron beats out Boromir and becomes the NEW DISCO KING!* *Notice the small sparkly reflections of light in the picture. Clearly from a disco ball. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-09-2006, 12:48 PM	#10645
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Sauron auditions for a part in The Christmas Carol. __________________ Fenris Penguin

05-09-2006, 05:20 PM	#10646
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Sauron: "Heil Morgoth!"

05-09-2006, 07:02 PM	#10647
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... snif Oh, thank you for voting me Prom Queen this year, guys! Random Nazgul: grumble grumble I totally voted for Melkor. ~or~ Sauron: Yes! waves Happy Fourth of July! Yes! waves __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

05-09-2006, 11:31 PM	#10648
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Sauron: And when I pull this leaver, it will turn everyone in this room into chickens! Ha ha ha! Pulls leaver Everyone into chickens! ... ... ... Ah! Except me! Turns into chicken Darn! OR Down on his luck, Sauron attempts to hitch hike his way back to Mordor. With limited success. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-10-2006, 07:37 AM	#10649
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	The Lollipop Man Saurons new job is assisting little Orc children across the road. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-10-2006, 11:27 AM	#10650
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Surely this is obvious.... "I'm singin' in the rain!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-11-2006, 01:07 PM	#10653
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Sauron puts on a comical Lancashire accent and sings: "I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street, Until a certain little Hobbit comes by. Oh me, oh my, I hope the little Hobbit comes by. I don’t know if he’ll get away, he doesn’t always get away, But anyhow I know that he’ll try, Oh me, oh my, I hope that little Hobbit comes by." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-11-2006, 01:26 PM	#10654
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	The fellowship obviously didn't quite understand what the Elrond meant when he told them that they may need 'to take up arms' against their foes. or singing Somewhere out there, Beneath the pale blue night, Someone's thinking of me, And loving me tonight. Somewhere out there, Someone's saying a prayer, Then we'll find one another, In that big somewhere out there. And even though I know how very far apart we are, It helps to think we might be wishing On the same bright star, And when the night will start to sing A lonesome lullaby, It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the Same big sky. Somewhere out there, If love can see us through, Then, we'll be together, Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-11-2006, 01:39 PM	#10655
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	After the fall of Sauron, the fellowship had a hard time finding new work as they all auditioned for the Middle Earth production of Hamlet. All: Alas, poor Yorik, I knew him well! Director: Next! OR All: Spare change mate? OR yet! All: Taxi! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-11-2006 at 01:47 PM.

05-11-2006, 01:45 PM	#10656
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,645	singing: "Somewhere over the rainbow..." __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-11-2006, 02:22 PM	#10657
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	The company often entertained themselves by doing the Hand Jive. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

05-11-2006, 03:33 PM	#10658
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	It was rather embarrassing when a disaster on set forced Peter Jackson to recast the entire fellowship...

05-11-2006, 03:38 PM	#10659
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Hands up all those who think they're better for their roles than their film counterparts? __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

05-11-2006, 04:01 PM	#10660
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Have I done this before? Just how long had Hitler's hand grown? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-11-2006, 05:24 PM	#10661
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	To celebrate their victory over Sauron's forces, the fellowship danced Macarena __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. Last edited by Farael; 05-12-2006 at 07:00 PM. Reason: Typo

05-11-2006, 05:26 PM	#10662
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	The Fellowship in....RENT! (this one is to all those who have either seen the movie or the musical) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

05-11-2006, 11:30 PM	#10663
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Yar ha ha and a bucket of tar! The Middle of the Film contest, Find the fish begins! Gandalf: Where, oh where, is my fishy fish? Pippin: Oh did love that fish so much! And so on... OR Gandalf: Let's all point and laugh at Saruman! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2006, 01:12 AM	#10664
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Boy Bands On the latest auditions for The X-factor Shire Special, Slimy Cowhell tells the Boys they may go far, but only if they ditch their Grandalf __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-12-2006, 02:26 AM	#10665
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The opposing forces of Middle-earth decide to settle their differences with a civilised game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-12-2006, 04:13 AM	#10666
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Worst case secnario Gandalf suddenly became a vicar and converted the the rest of the fellowship to the ways of uncloaking!!! All:halleluigha!!!!!!!! (spl?)

05-12-2006, 04:33 AM	#10667
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white. The Fellowship decide to feed the pidgins rather than go on any perilous quests. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2006, 08:15 AM	#10668
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Synchronized Ring Tossing... "1,2,3, and...toss!"

05-12-2006, 11:28 AM	#10669
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the Fellowship decided to take up Tai Chi. OR Gandalf: STOP COPYING ME!! Merry and Pippin: STOP COPYING ME!! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

05-12-2006, 01:48 PM	#10670
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Next they would similtaneously crook their right arms and start their mass rendition of "I'm a little teapot". __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-12-2006, 02:08 PM	#10671
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	For the show's finale, the Fellowship members offered a tribute to the Village People with a rendition of Y-M-C-A. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-12-2006, 04:41 PM	#10672
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	All: Look! It's Godot! or: There could only be one Hamlet, but the fellowship was convinced it was in all of them... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-12-2006, 06:27 PM	#10673
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Many years later, a blind Gandalf makes a living at uncloaking contests. Only this time round he's walked into the Frodo-lookalike contest by mistake. Or One of the routine post-battle medical checks: who still has all their limbs. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-13-2006, 07:28 PM	#10675
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	The Sound of...Music??? All: "So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye..."

05-13-2006, 08:47 PM	#10676
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The cast does the wave for Boromir the Disco King. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-14-2006, 04:21 AM	#10677
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	"Dance-like-Gandalf" instructional video. Gandalf: And left, and left, and right, and take your staff and poke . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-14-2006, 01:04 PM	#10678
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Taking a quick glance at some of the villagers in Elempi's WW game it looks like it might be easier than everyone thought to spot at least one of the wizards...