If Elmo were a LOTR character - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Shy Hobbit · 02-18-2003, 09:47 PM

Another insane idea that came to me this morning.

(to the tune of "Elmo's World")

La la la la, la la la la Gollum's world

La la la la, la la la la, Gollum's world!

Gollum loves his cold fish, his precious too!

That's Gollum's woooooorrld!

Guess what Gollum is thinking about today? RINGS! You know, rings!

Elaborate or tell me what a nitwit I am [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Eressië Ailin · 02-18-2003, 09:51 PM

lol...

This is a rather strange topic... But I like it!! Too bad I can't think of anything right now.

Bekah · 02-18-2003, 09:51 PM

I don't quite get it. So maybe you're a nitwit. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Could you elaborate?

~ Elentari II

P.S. Sorry, Eressie Ailin, I didn't see you post there... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

Galadrie1 · 02-18-2003, 09:54 PM

The Gollum/Elmo idea was mine. They're alike because they have big, round heads and speak in the third person.

Faye Took · 02-18-2003, 09:57 PM

Well thats an interesting thought... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Shy Hobbit · 02-18-2003, 10:09 PM

OHHH goodness! Galadrie1 thanks for that link...I've got the giggles tonight and that has fueled it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I didn't know anyone else had seem the similarities of Gollum/Elmo, but it's rather hilarious when you think about it. Specially if you replace the name Gollum with Elmo! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

"There's something down there!"

"It's Elmo. He's been following us for three days"

Inderjit Sanghera · 02-19-2003, 07:25 AM

Elmo is a Middle-Earthern character. Seriosuly.

He is the grandafther of Celeborn and brother of Elwe and Olwe.

Shy Hobbit · 02-19-2003, 09:40 AM

I've heard that before, kinda funny I guess.

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

Pennthangeil · 02-19-2003, 03:53 PM

Elmo/Gollum: Elmo laves his precious. I know! Lets sing the Precious song!

*start cute music*
Precious Precious
Precious Precious
Precious Precious Precious!.......

Your right! This is fun

Lady Iverin · 02-19-2003, 06:43 PM

This thread is too funny!
How about when Dorothy imagines Elmo doing something? Ya know...
Gollum: Oh look, the precious is imagining us wearing the precious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Shy Hobbit · 02-19-2003, 07:39 PM

Gollum wants to know more about rings. How can Gollum learn more? I know! Gollum will ask a ring!

*knock on door, enter freaky looking talking muppet ring*

Ring, what's it like to be a ring?

Pennthangeil · 02-20-2003, 06:09 AM

*Enter creepy booming voice*

Ring: I AM THE VOICE OF EVIL!!!! I AM SAURON< LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!

Elmo/gollum: Wooooooooooooooooooooowwwww That is SO cool. Can elmo put you on
Ring: 'Kay.......

Elmo/Gollum: (in the creepy bommming voice of the ring) LOOK KIDS, ELMO IS WEARING THE RING OF ALL DOOM! ISINT THIS FUN???

Shy Hobbit · 02-20-2003, 08:45 AM

Gollum: Ohhh gollum can see big black witches riding black horses! HI Mr. Black Rider!! Gollum likes your horse! Can Gollum ride it? Wow gollum likes your swords too Mr. Black Rider!

[ February 20, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

Bekah · 02-20-2003, 01:01 PM

I get it now...yes, I know I'm a nit-wit...I'd contribute but I don't have much time.

Love,

~ Elentari II

Luinalatawen · 02-21-2003, 04:23 PM

That's hilarious!!! LOL!

Luthien · 02-21-2003, 04:47 PM

What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?

Shy Hobbit · 02-21-2003, 07:27 PM

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What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?

That was referred to in the other thread...hmm creepy! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Would be kind of funny I guess though.

avarrogion · 02-26-2003, 09:19 PM

Elmo will never see fit in any LOTR role

I just hate that thing...he`s annoying!

Eressië Ailin · 02-26-2003, 10:15 PM

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What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?

Me and my friend were really bored this one time, so we took her little brother's Tickle-me-Elmo doll, ripped off the fur, and tried to make a Tickle-me-Gollum doll. It didn't work. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ February 26, 2003: Message edited by: Eressië Ailin ]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 02-27-2003, 12:44 AM

Elmo could be Sauron. He instills enough fear in the hearts of Men, Elves and Dwarves alike!

Lily Ahern · 02-28-2003, 02:53 PM

Elmo the ringbearer! He probably wouldn't have any problems with ring wraiths or orcs he'd scare them away with his perkyness and spontaniasly bursting into song! example:
ring wraith : We have you now halfling now give up the ring
Elmo : Okay I will because I know that sharing is caring! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

DarkRose · 02-28-2003, 04:02 PM

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What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?

Ah, I can see it all now. This Christmas, the most popular toy will be the Tickle-Me-Gollum doll! The parents will rush to the stores and tackle each other for the dolls. They'll regret snatching up Tickle-Me-Gollums when Gollum bites back after you tickle him.

Or what about Gollum-style Furbies? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 02-28-2003, 06:49 PM

Actually, at my shool there are REALLY fancy Over-head projectors called Elmos. No kidding. It's kind of weird, but it would be weirder to have an OHP called a "Gollum".

Bekah · 03-01-2003, 12:09 AM

Well, we have non-fancy OHPs at church that are ELMOs. Gollum ones sound really funny...

~ Elentari II

02-18-2003, 09:47 PM	#1
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	If Elmo were a LOTR character Another insane idea that came to me this morning. (to the tune of "Elmo's World") La la la la, la la la la Gollum's world La la la la, la la la la, Gollum's world! Gollum loves his cold fish, his precious too! That's Gollum's woooooorrld! Guess what Gollum is thinking about today? RINGS! You know, rings! Elaborate or tell me what a nitwit I am [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-18-2003, 09:51 PM	#2
Eressië Ailin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Past the Point of No Return... Posts: 523	lol... This is a rather strange topic... But I like it!! Too bad I can't think of anything right now. __________________ Holy angel, in Heaven blessed... My spirit longs with thee to rest! ~Faust Never judge a book by its movie. ~J. W. Eagan By the big slippers of big slipperdom! ~M. Gillenormand, Les Misérables My blog!

02-18-2003, 09:51 PM	#3
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I don't quite get it. So maybe you're a nitwit. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Could you elaborate? ~ Elentari II P.S. Sorry, Eressie Ailin, I didn't see you post there... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-18-2003, 09:54 PM	#4
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 399	The Gollum/Elmo idea was mine. They're alike because they have big, round heads and speak in the third person. __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

02-18-2003, 09:57 PM	#5
Faye Took Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 345	Well thats an interesting thought... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Dream-of the ones who came before. They are calling from across a distant shore. My Blog

02-18-2003, 10:09 PM	#6
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	OHHH goodness! Galadrie1 thanks for that link...I've got the giggles tonight and that has fueled it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I didn't know anyone else had seem the similarities of Gollum/Elmo, but it's rather hilarious when you think about it. Specially if you replace the name Gollum with Elmo! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] "There's something down there!" "It's Elmo. He's been following us for three days" __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-19-2003, 07:25 AM	#7
Inderjit Sanghera Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 716	Elmo is a Middle-Earthern character. Seriosuly. He is the grandafther of Celeborn and brother of Elwe and Olwe. __________________ “If I’m more of an influence on your son as a rapper then you are as a father then you've got to look at yourself as a parent” ~>Ice Cube. "Life is so beautiful"->Don Vito Corleone

02-19-2003, 09:40 AM	#8
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	I've heard that before, kinda funny I guess. [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-19-2003, 03:53 PM	#9
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	Elmo/Gollum: Elmo laves his precious. I know! Lets sing the Precious song! start cute music Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious Precious!....... Your right! This is fun __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

02-19-2003, 06:43 PM	#10
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 80	This thread is too funny! How about when Dorothy imagines Elmo doing something? Ya know... Gollum: Oh look, the precious is imagining us wearing the precious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

02-19-2003, 07:39 PM	#11
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Gollum wants to know more about rings. How can Gollum learn more? I know! Gollum will ask a ring! knock on door, enter freaky looking talking muppet ring Ring, what's it like to be a ring? __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-20-2003, 06:09 AM	#12
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	Enter creepy booming voice Ring: I AM THE VOICE OF EVIL!!!! I AM SAURON< LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!! Elmo/gollum: Wooooooooooooooooooooowwwww That is SO cool. Can elmo put you on Ring: 'Kay....... Elmo/Gollum: (in the creepy bommming voice of the ring) LOOK KIDS, ELMO IS WEARING THE RING OF ALL DOOM! ISINT THIS FUN??? __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

02-20-2003, 08:45 AM	#13
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Gollum: Ohhh gollum can see big black witches riding black horses! HI Mr. Black Rider!! Gollum likes your horse! Can Gollum ride it? Wow gollum likes your swords too Mr. Black Rider! [ February 20, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ] __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

02-20-2003, 01:01 PM	#14
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I get it now...yes, I know I'm a nit-wit...I'd contribute but I don't have much time. Love, ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-21-2003, 04:23 PM	#15
Luinalatawen Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137	That's hilarious!!! LOL! __________________ My philosophy: A chapter of a Tolkien book a day keeps Sauron's hitmen away.

02-21-2003, 04:47 PM	#16
Luthien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 20	What if they made Tickle-Me Gollum dolls?

02-26-2003, 09:19 PM	#18
avarrogion Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 128	Elmo will never see fit in any LOTR role I just hate that thing...he`s annoying! __________________ I might have been a slasher but I never killed children, only real men!...A mistake cannot make right by another mistake... ~Kenshin Himura~

02-27-2003, 12:44 AM	#20
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	Elmo could be Sauron. He instills enough fear in the hearts of Men, Elves and Dwarves alike! __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

02-28-2003, 02:53 PM	#21
Lily Ahern Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Rivendell, cork Posts: 20	Elmo the ringbearer! He probably wouldn't have any problems with ring wraiths or orcs he'd scare them away with his perkyness and spontaniasly bursting into song! example: ring wraith : We have you now halfling now give up the ring Elmo : Okay I will because I know that sharing is caring! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ lady Alakmundoiel of rivendell

02-28-2003, 06:49 PM	#23
Luthien_ Tinuviel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel. Posts: 804	Actually, at my shool there are REALLY fancy Over-head projectors called Elmos. No kidding. It's kind of weird, but it would be weirder to have an OHP called a "Gollum". __________________ I am a nineteen-year-old nomad photographer who owns a lemonade stand. You know what? I love Mip.

03-01-2003, 12:09 AM	#24
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	Well, we have non-fancy OHPs at church that are ELMOs. Gollum ones sound really funny... ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.