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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-15-2006, 12:44 AM

Just after the bed fell through the ceiling...

Grima: And you refused to pay for the termite exterminator.

Gurthang · 02-15-2006, 12:50 AM

This symbolic photo shows an Angel of God and an Angel of Satan in a spiritual battle over an innocent soul.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-15-2006, 03:44 AM

Gríma: What is that on your cheek?

Éowyn: Ummm . . . nothing . . .

Gríma: You have a pimple!

The Only Real Estel · 02-15-2006, 06:18 PM

Grima: “But I swear it was there just a second ago! Just waiting to attack me as soon as I turned the lights out!”

Nimrodel_9 · 02-15-2006, 06:37 PM

Grima: What do you mean, "I just bonked him over the head?!"

or

Grima: That's it! No more drinking games!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-16-2006, 12:38 AM

Grima: That guy was supposed to be in the new picture. Looks like we'll have to get a different one now.

Faramir gave some money to this Hobbit tramp.

Frodo: Half a penny? How am I supposed to survive on that?

Faramir: There's no pleasing some people.

OR

Faramir: I told you to watch out for the glass on the floor, but would you listen? No!

OR

Faramir: You'll have to accept it! Your hamster is dead.

Frodo: No-oooo!

mormegil · 02-16-2006, 12:47 AM

Faramir: I will give you another thrashing if you ever call it Spondor again.

or

Faramir: Oh you ninny! It's merely a splinter.

narfforc · 02-16-2006, 01:20 AM

Frodo: I would give you the ring Faramir, but...I.........Can't.....seem..to.get...it...off.

or

Faramir: What is that shiny thing, is this a chance for Faramir to have some Quality Streets

Lhunardawen · 02-16-2006, 02:55 AM

Faramir: "Well, I warned you I'd be violent. Boromir is Boromir is not Faramir, and I know where Osgiliath is."

OR, something else

Faramir: "Well, I specifically said 'not if it lay by the highway,' didn't I? I didn't say anything about not cutting your finger off if I saw you put It on!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-16-2006, 04:03 AM

Frodo: Here, I can fix that . . . *intense-pressure-application face* . . . Oh, crap! I broke it!

Faramir: Oh, no! Not dad's lighter!!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-16-2006, 06:04 AM

"I'm never letting you give me another manicure!"

Glirdan · 02-16-2006, 06:48 AM

Frodo is carrying a miniatrue computer.

Faramir: Are you using MapQuest again??

Frodo: Yes, and it says we turned the wrong way....again.

Faramir: Curse you MapQuest!!!

or

Frodo: We were playing hide-and-seek!! Not cut off Frodo's finger!!! That's the game I play with Gollum!! Sheez. Can't you Gondorians get anything right??

Meela · 02-16-2006, 07:36 AM

Faramir: Well, I did warn you I wasn't so hot at that apple-shooting trick...

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-16-2006, 08:13 AM

Faramir: You've been at this for nine hours. Maybe it's time to give up.

Frodo: Never! I'll beat this Rubix cube yet!

OR

Faramir: Why are you squirming?

Frodo: Gandalf replaced the Ring with a picture of him... you know... Uncloaking...

Kitanna · 02-16-2006, 08:28 AM

This is why no one ever wanted to play bloody knuckles with Faramir.
Frodo: You broke my fingers!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-16-2006, 09:43 AM

Frodo found some embarrassing photos of Faramir.

Lalwendë · 02-16-2006, 11:36 AM

Faramir: "You won't think it was quite so funny to replace my bow string with knicker elastic when we're confronted with a load of Orcs, will you?"

Bêthberry · 02-16-2006, 12:46 PM

Faramir: "I'm sorry Frodo. I didn't hear you call out 'Stop'."

OR

Frodo: "These are magic beans, Faramir. I swear they are."

Naria · 02-16-2006, 01:39 PM

Frodo sneezes in his hand and Faramir is thoroughly grossed out!

Kitanna · 02-16-2006, 02:19 PM

Frodo: You stepped on my pet beetle!
Faramir: I'm sorry...?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-16-2006, 02:37 PM

Frodo: Joy of joys! I found a penny!!

OR

Frodo attempts to read the Little Book of Calm... the effect is a little worrying.

Faramir: Do calm people usually cackle inanely?.

Maeggaladiel · 02-16-2006, 03:30 PM

The merriment ended abruptly when Frodo got a papercut.

OR

Faramir was getting sick of Frodo and Ring's near-constant bickering. They ALWAYS ended with screaming and one of them running off in tears.

The Only Real Estel · 02-16-2006, 09:07 PM

Frodo: "Gah, I cut my finger!"

Faramir: "Ah, I see you have...six fingers. *Gulp*"

Oddwen · 02-16-2006, 09:47 PM

Fro: Helllp! My entire lower half seems to have morphed into foul text! Noooooo!

Or...

Frodo got a little teeny tiny boo-boo on his fingie. But his reaction is not quite as pathetic as Fainting Faramir's.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-16-2006, 11:55 PM

Frodo: Augh! This wasn't supposed to happen until much later!

Faramir: What happened?

Frodo: A spider bit me!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-17-2006, 04:41 AM

Faramir: Come on, Frodo! Let me have a go!

Frodo: No! I'm onto level 55! I've never got this far on Tetris before!

Faramir:

The Only Real Estel · 02-17-2006, 12:21 PM

As Faramir witnesses 'Frodo's possession' he wishes he'd brought his crucifix along.

THE Ka · 02-17-2006, 02:22 PM

Faramir could only watch as Frodo was quickly falling to the possession of his BlackBerry...

~ Aesthete

The Only Real Estel · 02-17-2006, 03:00 PM

Frodo: "Oh my eye! That's just sick!!!"

Faramir: "Well I'm sorry Frodo, but I did tell you not to look up as the birds flew overhead."

The Elf-warrior · 02-17-2006, 08:56 PM

Gollum shoots Frodo in the hand while quail hunting.

Gil-Galad · 02-17-2006, 11:18 PM

Faramir: Oh come on, its only a flesh wound

Farael · 02-18-2006, 01:33 AM

Faramir: yes, the last number they called was six

Frodo: oh my.... BINGO!!!!!

Kath · 02-18-2006, 08:31 AM

Frodo: Faramir how many times! You don't play rock, paper, scissors with the real things!

mormegil · 02-18-2006, 09:10 AM

Frodo: Must get out this stain!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2006, 12:45 PM

Faramir: what's that?

Frodo: A NEW picture!

Bilbo's 50 year long ordeal was over when he realised the answer to 5 across was 'Beer'.

"Of course, 'makes you drunk', it seems so simple!"

the guy who be short · 02-18-2006, 12:51 PM

Bilbo was completely unaware of the very thin baguette reading his book over his shoulder.

mormegil · 02-18-2006, 12:57 PM

"Tra-La-La-Lally, who wrote this crap! Oh wait a minute..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2006, 01:02 PM

Bilbo: "And then Gandalf bestowed upon Bilbo all the power of the Valar and he became undisputed Lord and master of the world. And the sacville Bagginses were assigned to Mordor." Yep, that should do it for a good ending.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-18-2006, 01:49 PM

Bilbo used his "close my eyes just enough for people to think I am sleeping" trick to copy Glorfindels answers to the test.

The Only Real Estel · 02-18-2006, 02:16 PM

Faramir always hated it when Frodo was Dealer at the poker games...

Faramir: "Come on, stop laughing & just tell me the turn card! The suspense is killing me!"

02-15-2006, 12:44 AM	#9601
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Just after the bed fell through the ceiling... Grima: And you refused to pay for the termite exterminator. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-15-2006, 12:50 AM	#9602
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	CAUTION: Actually a serious caption ahead! This symbolic photo shows an Angel of God and an Angel of Satan in a spiritual battle over an innocent soul. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-15-2006, 03:44 AM	#9603
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Before Prom night . . . Gríma: What is that on your cheek? Éowyn: Ummm . . . nothing . . . Gríma: You have a pimple! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-15-2006, 06:18 PM	#9604
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Monsters under your bed.... Grima: “But I swear it was there just a second ago! Just waiting to attack me as soon as I turned the lights out!”

02-15-2006, 06:37 PM	#9605
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Grima: What do you mean, "I just bonked him over the head?!" or Grima: That's it! No more drinking games!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-16-2006, 12:38 AM	#9606
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Grima: That guy was supposed to be in the new picture. Looks like we'll have to get a different one now. Faramir gave some money to this Hobbit tramp. Frodo: Half a penny? How am I supposed to survive on that? Faramir: There's no pleasing some people. OR Faramir: I told you to watch out for the glass on the floor, but would you listen? No! OR Faramir: You'll have to accept it! Your hamster is dead. Frodo: No-oooo! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-16-2006, 12:47 AM	#9607
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Faramir: I will give you another thrashing if you ever call it Spondor again. or Faramir: Oh you ninny! It's merely a splinter. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-16-2006, 01:20 AM	#9608
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Frodo: I would give you the ring Faramir, but...I.........Can't.....seem..to.get...it...off. or Faramir: What is that shiny thing, is this a chance for Faramir to have some Quality Streets __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-16-2006, 02:55 AM	#9609
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Paying tribute to the infamous crazy scene of old... Faramir: "Well, I warned you I'd be violent. Boromir is Boromir is not Faramir, and I know where Osgiliath is." OR, something else Faramir: "Well, I specifically said 'not if it lay by the highway,' didn't I? I didn't say anything about not cutting your finger off if I saw you put It on!"

02-16-2006, 04:03 AM	#9610
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Why Denethor hates Faramir. Frodo: Here, I can fix that . . . intense-pressure-application face . . . Oh, crap! I broke it! Faramir: Oh, no! Not dad's lighter!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-16-2006, 06:04 AM	#9611
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	"I'm never letting you give me another manicure!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-16-2006, 06:48 AM	#9612
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Frodo is carrying a miniatrue computer. Faramir: Are you using MapQuest again?? Frodo: Yes, and it says we turned the wrong way....again. Faramir: Curse you MapQuest!!! or Frodo: We were playing hide-and-seek!! Not cut off Frodo's finger!!! That's the game I play with Gollum!! Sheez. Can't you Gondorians get anything right?? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-16-2006, 07:36 AM	#9613
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Faramir: Well, I did warn you I wasn't so hot at that apple-shooting trick... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-16-2006, 08:13 AM	#9614
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Faramir: You've been at this for nine hours. Maybe it's time to give up. Frodo: Never! I'll beat this Rubix cube yet! OR Faramir: Why are you squirming? Frodo: Gandalf replaced the Ring with a picture of him... you know... Uncloaking... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-16-2006, 08:28 AM	#9615
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	This is why no one ever wanted to play bloody knuckles with Faramir. Frodo: You broke my fingers! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-16-2006, 09:43 AM	#9616
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	I think Frodo is laughing... Frodo found some embarrassing photos of Faramir. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-16-2006, 11:36 AM	#9617
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Faramir: "You won't think it was quite so funny to replace my bow string with knicker elastic when we're confronted with a load of Orcs, will you?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-16-2006, 12:46 PM	#9618
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	Faramir: "I'm sorry Frodo. I didn't hear you call out 'Stop'." OR Frodo: "These are magic beans, Faramir. I swear they are." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

02-16-2006, 01:39 PM	#9619
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 501	Frodo sneezes in his hand and Faramir is thoroughly grossed out!

02-16-2006, 02:19 PM	#9620
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Frodo: You stepped on my pet beetle! Faramir: I'm sorry...? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-16-2006, 02:37 PM	#9621
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Frodo: Joy of joys! I found a penny!! OR Frodo attempts to read the Little Book of Calm... the effect is a little worrying. Faramir: Do calm people usually cackle inanely?. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-16-2006, 03:30 PM	#9622
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	The merriment ended abruptly when Frodo got a papercut. OR Faramir was getting sick of Frodo and Ring's near-constant bickering. They ALWAYS ended with screaming and one of them running off in tears. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-16-2006, 09:07 PM	#9623
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Pb Frodo: "Gah, I cut my finger!" Faramir: "Ah, I see you have...six fingers. Gulp"

02-16-2006, 09:47 PM	#9624
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Fro: Helllp! My entire lower half seems to have morphed into foul text! Noooooo! Or... Frodo got a little teeny tiny boo-boo on his fingie. But his reaction is not quite as pathetic as Fainting Faramir's. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-16-2006, 11:55 PM	#9625
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Good thing I don't have arachnophobia. ;) Frodo: Augh! This wasn't supposed to happen until much later! Faramir: What happened? Frodo: A spider bit me! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-17-2006, 04:41 AM	#9626
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Faramir: Come on, Frodo! Let me have a go! Frodo: No! I'm onto level 55! I've never got this far on Tetris before! Faramir: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-17-2006, 12:21 PM	#9627
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	As Faramir witnesses 'Frodo's possession' he wishes he'd brought his crucifix along.

02-17-2006, 02:22 PM	#9628
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Faramir could only watch as Frodo was quickly falling to the possession of his BlackBerry... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-17-2006, 03:00 PM	#9629
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Frodo: "Oh my eye! That's just sick!!!" Faramir: "Well I'm sorry Frodo, but I did tell you not to look up as the birds flew overhead."

02-17-2006, 08:56 PM	#9630
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gollum shoots Frodo in the hand while quail hunting. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-17-2006, 11:18 PM	#9631
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Faramir: Oh come on, its only a flesh wound __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-18-2006, 01:33 AM	#9632
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Faramir: yes, the last number they called was six Frodo: oh my.... BINGO!!!!! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-18-2006, 08:31 AM	#9633
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Frodo: Faramir how many times! You don't play rock, paper, scissors with the real things! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-18-2006, 09:10 AM	#9634
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Frodo's OCD Frodo: Must get out this stain! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-18-2006, 12:45 PM	#9635
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Faramir: what's that? Frodo: A NEW picture! Bilbo's 50 year long ordeal was over when he realised the answer to 5 across was 'Beer'. "Of course, 'makes you drunk', it seems so simple!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...