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08-26-2006, 09:52 AM | #11441 |
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PJ: Hey you look like some pretty well off guys...how about you loan me some money, I've come on some bad times lately.
Aragorn: (confused) You got a pretty spiffy coat for having no money.
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08-26-2006, 10:07 AM | #11442 |
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"Smile, you're on the candid camera!"
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08-26-2006, 11:12 AM | #11443 |
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This year's Olympic 500 meter swim race was predicted to be a close one.
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08-26-2006, 11:23 AM | #11444 |
A Mere Boggart
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Andy: "You're surely not going to attempt the Two-man Bobsleigh naked are you?"
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08-26-2006, 06:10 PM | #11445 |
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Another shameless attempt of Crest Whitening strips hanging on the coattails of the highly successful LOTR.
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08-26-2006, 06:27 PM | #11446 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Middle Earth's newest Siamese twins - an ex-hobbit & a...man thingy - flash smiles for the camera.
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08-28-2006, 09:49 AM | #11447 |
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Police man: So, miss, which one stole your handbag?
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08-28-2006, 10:31 AM | #11448 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Look here son, this is what Mario Kart: Double Dash does to people. You don't want me to buy a Game Cube anymore do you?
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08-28-2006, 10:39 AM | #11449 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gollum accidently stumbled onto the set of The Mummy.
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08-29-2006, 06:26 PM | #11450 |
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Gollum and his imaginary friend Harvey
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08-29-2006, 09:09 PM | #11451 |
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On the right: Gollum
On the left: Gollum after deciding that he was indeed "to sexy for his suit." |
08-29-2006, 10:11 PM | #11452 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: Fine with me, if you all want to waste you're time with the stairs, I'll take the Gandalf-o-master escalator... ~ Ka
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08-30-2006, 01:59 AM | #11453 |
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Gandalf: This is not a good picture to show The Downers, don't you know there is a argument raging of Biblical proportions on an other thread. I am so glad it's air that I am walking on and not water.
P.S Please don't show the bit where I am pretending to be an Archangel fighting Satan on a bridge.
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08-30-2006, 02:31 AM | #11454 |
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Gandalf is kidnapped by a small shiny Pixie.
OR The Fellowship lines up to play Whack A Wizard.
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08-30-2006, 04:34 AM | #11455 |
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Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back
Pippin: I wanna see. Merry: See what, is something happening up front. Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!! Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy. Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous. Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Boromir: See now look what you've done.
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08-30-2006, 04:47 AM | #11456 |
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The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death.
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08-30-2006, 04:54 AM | #11457 |
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Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain."
OR The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?"
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08-30-2006, 05:51 AM | #11458 |
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Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!"
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08-30-2006, 07:15 AM | #11459 |
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Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?
Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me. Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before. Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!
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08-30-2006, 07:27 AM | #11460 |
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Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.
or An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.
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08-30-2006, 07:50 AM | #11461 |
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Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.
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08-30-2006, 08:42 AM | #11462 |
Odinic Wanderer
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Gandalf got his head helplessly stuck in the rock when he jumped the chasm
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08-30-2006, 09:35 AM | #11463 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.
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08-30-2006, 09:40 AM | #11464 |
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Gandalf: Here I go! ... *Pauses in mid-air* Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door?
OR Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there! Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise!
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08-30-2006, 09:47 AM | #11465 |
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Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!"
OR Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!"
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08-30-2006, 10:08 AM | #11466 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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After too many not so successful uncloakings Gandalf's friends got really fed up and violent. Poor Gandalf couldn't go left or right, he had no choce but to go up.
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08-30-2006, 10:37 AM | #11467 |
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Gandalf attempts desperately to be sexy and pull off the 'Marilyn Monroe'. He was met with limited success.
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08-30-2006, 12:52 PM | #11468 |
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strange that this post should come right after one from mormegil... ;)
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A depressed Hama fan throws himself into a chasm after hearing the news that the doorwarden was the latest to be voted off the island. |
08-30-2006, 01:17 PM | #11469 |
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Boromir: You can wal-
Gandalf: Shoosh! Those silly Wights are recording me! ... I hope farmer Maggot does not notice my crop circles... Wights: Crop circles! Crop circles! To farmer Maggot's place! Gandalf: whew, finally, I can actually use the escalator at my own pace... Fellowship: What escalator?... ~ Ka
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08-30-2006, 03:12 PM | #11470 |
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Gandalf E. Coyote before he made the mistake of looking down.
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08-30-2006, 09:18 PM | #11471 |
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Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!"
Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." *tosses*
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08-30-2006, 10:21 PM | #11472 |
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Merry: I didn't know Gandalf could fly.
Aragorn: He can't, he's wearing wires... Pippin: Oooh, can I try them on? Gandalf: Wheeeee!!!
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08-31-2006, 12:56 AM | #11473 |
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What the others did not know was that Gandalf was wearing some very high and transparent stilettos.
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08-31-2006, 03:12 AM | #11474 |
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Gandalf begins to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid Boromir.
OR Gandalf: You cannot Pass! Legolas: Not yet! Gandalf: Oh…
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08-31-2006, 08:11 AM | #11475 |
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Aragorn: "Gandalf!"
Boromir: "It's those new Air Jordans he bought..." |
08-31-2006, 01:34 PM | #11476 |
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Gandalf was saved when the Rapture unexpectedly started during his mis-timed jump.
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08-31-2006, 01:59 PM | #11477 |
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Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture!
The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG. OR Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick...
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08-31-2006, 02:03 PM | #11478 |
Odinic Wanderer
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For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . .
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08-31-2006, 02:12 PM | #11479 | |
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Quote:
Anyway... Merry: Ha-ha! My mug is the biggest! You owe me one Barrow Pound, Pip.
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08-31-2006, 02:24 PM | #11480 |
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It had been agreed upon and was sealed with a toast that to enter their secret society that Samwise would throw a pumpkin at Rosie Cotton.
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