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Gil-Galad · 09-12-2006, 06:11 PM

Boromir - soon little brother this will all be yours!

Faramir - What? the Curtains?

Boromir - no not the curtains!

Valesse · 09-12-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinnel

....THE RETURN OF THE DISCO KING?!

Boromir takes time to preform the electric slide.

The Only Real Estel · 09-12-2006, 08:30 PM

Boromir preforms Who Let the Dogs Out? in Middle Earth Idol.

Boro: "...who, who, who..."

Farael · 09-12-2006, 09:45 PM

Boromir starrs in the Opera "The Fall of Osgiliath" (By his expression some people have thought Osgiliath fell on his little toe)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2006, 02:36 AM

Directing traffic in Osgiliath always strangely amused Boromir... no one knows why.

OR

Boromir: I swear! The fish was this big!

Holbytlass · 09-13-2006, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Boromir attempts to lift the soldiers' morale by...poll-dancing?

Boromir: Well, if Kittana* can Charleston on a flag, then I can dance on a poll!

*look at her location

Kath · 09-13-2006, 06:09 AM

Boromir: That's it guys! Pull those muscles into shape you bunch of ninnys! This is aerobics not ballet!

Boromir88 · 09-13-2006, 06:25 AM

Boromir: Arg! We've 'it land Captain!

Denethor: (to Faramir) Why did you let him watch Pirates of the Anduin. Now my Captain of the army thinks he's a pirate!

Boromir: Remember this day, as the day you almost caught Captain Boro- aaaauuuughhhh.

Rikae · 09-13-2006, 12:20 PM

Sean - C'mon, PJ, the creatures will be WAY cooler if you use mocap for all of them. I can play the fell beast...see?

Mithalwen · 09-13-2006, 02:22 PM

Boro "for I am a Pirate Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing"

Faramir ..."Your not, Dad explained it years ago ... you can't be a king... only a Steward"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2006, 02:38 PM

Boromir: Oh! Suits you sir!

OR

Despite advice to the contrary, Bormir decides to attempt to surf down the steps in Osgiliath, Legolas style. He spent the next two weeks in hospital with 3rd degree burns.

The Elf-warrior · 09-13-2006, 02:47 PM

Boromir: "They may take our 401(k)s, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Eonwe · 09-13-2006, 02:56 PM

Observed here in its natural habitat, the alpha-male defends its territory against all comers.

-:OR:-

Boromir imagining himself riding the Green Goblin's sled...

Morsul the Dark · 09-13-2006, 03:19 PM

I caught a fish THIS big!

Valesse · 09-13-2006, 04:07 PM

Boromir finds that doing the YMCA dance is much more difficult after the elves translated it to Quenya.

The Only Real Estel · 09-13-2006, 07:44 PM

Boromir held the distinguished as the single worst punner in all of Gondor, as evidenced by this scene:

Boromir: "I feel so confident, it's as if the whole city is behind me!"

Parmastahir · 09-16-2006, 11:26 AM

. . . to Helm's Deep:

Saruman: "OK, for the last time. Head south, turn left at the Fords of the Isen, then turn right at the Deeping Stream."

Orc: "OK, right then left!"

Saruman: "Why don't you get one of the Dunlendings in here?"

Orc: "Good idea! Which way do I go?"

Holbytlass · 09-17-2006, 12:37 PM

inspired by Parmastahir....

Do not go to Boromir for directions, for he shall tell you both left and right.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2006, 01:05 PM

Boromir: Gondorians! I present, the new picture!

Saruman: Guess what's under here! Go on! You’ll never guess!

Gandalf: Erm... A palantir.

Saruman: ... ... Blast.

OR

Saruman: Feel it! Real silk!

Gandalf: Hmm. I see. Are you feeling okay?

Farael · 09-17-2006, 02:05 PM

Saruman teaches Gandalf to do the Hokey Pokey

S: You put one hand in, you put one hand out...

High King Fingolfin · 09-17-2006, 02:12 PM

Saruman: My secret weapon is right under here! But before I reveal it I must first say this: I am the fire that burns your hat!

Gandalf: Um, Saruman, I think your thinking of the wrong thread.

Boromir88 · 09-17-2006, 02:18 PM

Going further off of Hookbill's:

Quote:

Saruman: Guess what's under here! Go on! You’ll never guess!

Gandalf: Erm... A palantir.

Saruman: Guess what I have under here? It holds the answers to everything! It's rather quite scary how accurate it is.

Gandalf: A palantir is a dangerous tool Saruman!

Saruman: Who said I have a palantir? It's a magic 8 ball.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2006, 04:33 PM

Saruman: I've got a present for you. Close your eyes and open your mouth.

OR

Saruman: Oh, you think I'm in league with Sauron, do you? Well, let's just call him and find out shall we? Hm? Would you like that?

Gandalf: Okay then.

Saruman: I'll do it! I really will. If that's what it will take. You know... Because I'm not! Really! I'm not! You want me to call him?

Gandalf: Okay.

Saruman: I will! I'll do it... I will... Oh I can't bare it anymore! I AM in league with Sauron! I can't bare the guilt!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-17-2006, 05:00 PM

Neither Saruman or Gandalf belived that super-glue had been used on the clothing covering the palantir and now they were helplessly stuck.

or

To replace a palantir with an angry dwarf was considerd bad taste by Wizards, but Gandalf did not care one bit.

or

The Wizards had lost their staffs and had to use the palantir as support.

The Only Real Estel · 09-18-2006, 08:41 AM

Saruman: "And now, we will reveal to our contestant his prize under Palantir Cover Number Three..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2006, 08:46 AM

Gandalf: I think I'm going to sneeze.

Saruman: Use this!

OR

Gandalf: Have you seen my lucky bowling ball?

Saruman: NO! I mean… what does it look like?

Boromir88 · 09-18-2006, 08:56 AM

Saruman: What's hiding under my cloth?

Gandalf: Don't do it! It could be a black squirrel!

(Long story but my niece got attacked by a black squirrel at college and it was the most hilarious thing ever)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2006, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

(Long story but my niece got attacked by a black squirrel at college and it was the most hilarious thing ever)

There's nothing funny about getting attacked by squirrels... ... ... ... ... ...

...

*Snigger*.

Anyway...

____

Saruman: Ah! look at this! Grima! The Palantir pedestal is not a laundry basket!

Gandalf: Tsk! Kids today.

Saruman: Oh, tell me about it!

narfforc · 09-18-2006, 09:41 AM

Saruman: I found something strange the other day, have you ever heard that song called Great Balls of Fire.

Gandalf: Eye know what is in that Glass Ball.

Bêthberry · 09-18-2006, 10:13 AM

Wizards discussing the merits of silk versus velvet black cloaks.

The Only Real Estel · 09-18-2006, 10:30 AM

Saruman: "Guess what's under here, Gandalf?"

Gandalf: "Judging by appearances...a hair straightener?"

mormegil · 09-18-2006, 10:54 AM

Gandalf: What is it under there?

Saruman? Under where?

Gandalf: Really!?!

or

Gandalf: What is that?

Saruman: The ultimate weapon. Behold! I give you Mini-me. It attacks through sheer annoyance.

Lalwendë · 09-18-2006, 11:44 AM

Gandalf: "I know what you've got under there! An object of immense power and sinister magick! Uncover the artefact forthwith!"

Saruman: "Actually, it's just my budgie, Joey. It was time for his nap so I thought I'd cover his cage up."

THE Ka · 09-18-2006, 02:15 PM

Gandalf and Saruman in their spare time debate an Aesthetical triffle as old as time - Silk vs. Velvet...

Gandalf: The versatility of silk is limited, listless, and too strict I say!

Saruman: Oh pshaw Gandalf! I see you've been too fond of wearing the halfling's velvet, it's clearly ruining your mind...

~ Aesthete

Mithalwen · 09-18-2006, 02:44 PM

Gandalf, to offcamera contestants : "Well with your 300 gold pieces you bought you bought a pair of decorative lamps and an old staff - do you want to swap one of these for your expert, Saruman's mystery choice before wer get to the auction?"

Lalwendë · 09-18-2006, 03:25 PM

Gandalf reacts with horror as Saruman tells him what he's about to do. "Prepare for my secret weapon. Grima.......uncloaked!"

The Only Real Estel · 09-18-2006, 08:07 PM

Saruman: "Gandalf, I introduce you to my newest creation. I call it...Mini-Saruman." *

*Copyright, The Barrow-Downs

Morsul the Dark · 09-18-2006, 08:14 PM

Saruman: Under this clth lies a secret of mine A discovery s devstating it will challenge your vision of reality...
Gandalf: What?
Saruman:a globe Middle-Earth is round...
Gandalf: Crazy talk

The Elf-warrior · 09-18-2006, 08:57 PM

Saruman: "Admit it, Gandalf. You want to communicate with Sauron. You want to speak to this bogeyman you have been gesticulating against for so many years. You don't want to admit it but in the back of your mind you want to know if he's really as evil as you say he is."

Gandalf: "No! I want to see the glories of Valinor unstained!"

Saruman: "Always living in the past, aren't you, Gandalf the Grey?"

Meneltarmacil · 09-18-2006, 09:14 PM

Saruman: I am the fist that hits your face!

Gandalf: I am the helmet that bruises your hand.

Saruman: I am the bomb that drops from the sky and makes you go BOOM!

Gandalf: Ummmmmm...

09-12-2006, 06:11 PM	#11561
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Boromir - soon little brother this will all be yours! Faramir - What? the Curtains? Boromir - no not the curtains! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-12-2006, 09:45 PM	#11564
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Boromir starrs in the Opera "The Fall of Osgiliath" (By his expression some people have thought Osgiliath fell on his little toe) __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

09-13-2006, 02:36 AM	#11565
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Directing traffic in Osgiliath always strangely amused Boromir... no one knows why. OR Boromir: I swear! The fish was this big! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2006, 06:09 AM	#11567
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Boromir: That's it guys! Pull those muscles into shape you bunch of ninnys! This is aerobics not ballet! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-13-2006, 06:25 AM	#11568
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir: Arg! We've 'it land Captain! Denethor: (to Faramir) Why did you let him watch Pirates of the Anduin. Now my Captain of the army thinks he's a pirate! Boromir: Remember this day, as the day you almost caught Captain Boro- aaaauuuughhhh. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-12-2006, 08:30 PM	#11563
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir preforms Who Let the Dogs Out? in Middle Earth Idol. Boro: "...who, who, who..."

09-13-2006, 12:20 PM	#11569
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Sean - C'mon, PJ, the creatures will be WAY cooler if you use mocap for all of them. I can play the fell beast...see?

09-13-2006, 02:22 PM	#11570
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Better far to live and die ........ Boro "for I am a Pirate Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing" Faramir ..."Your not, Dad explained it years ago ... you can't be a king... only a Steward" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-13-2006, 02:38 PM	#11571
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir: Oh! Suits you sir! OR Despite advice to the contrary, Bormir decides to attempt to surf down the steps in Osgiliath, Legolas style. He spent the next two weeks in hospital with 3rd degree burns. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2006, 02:47 PM	#11572
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir: "They may take our 401(k)s, but they'll never take our freedom!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-13-2006, 02:56 PM	#11573
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Observed here in its natural habitat, the alpha-male defends its territory against all comers. -:OR:- Boromir imagining himself riding the Green Goblin's sled... __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-13-2006, 03:19 PM	#11574
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	I caught a fish THIS big! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-13-2006, 04:07 PM	#11575
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Boromir finds that doing the YMCA dance is much more difficult after the elves translated it to Quenya. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

09-13-2006, 07:44 PM	#11576
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir held the distinguished as the single worst punner in all of Gondor, as evidenced by this scene: Boromir: "I feel so confident, it's as if the whole city is behind me!"

09-16-2006, 11:26 AM	#11577
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Directions . . . . . . to Helm's Deep: Saruman: "OK, for the last time. Head south, turn left at the Fords of the Isen, then turn right at the Deeping Stream." Orc: "OK, right then left!" Saruman: "Why don't you get one of the Dunlendings in here?" Orc: "Good idea! Which way do I go?" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

09-17-2006, 12:37 PM	#11578
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	inspired by Parmastahir.... Do not go to Boromir for directions, for he shall tell you both left and right. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

09-17-2006, 01:05 PM	#11579
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir: Gondorians! I present, the new picture! Saruman: Guess what's under here! Go on! You’ll never guess! Gandalf: Erm... A palantir. Saruman: ... ... Blast. OR Saruman: Feel it! Real silk! Gandalf: Hmm. I see. Are you feeling okay? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-17-2006, 02:05 PM	#11580
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Saruman teaches Gandalf to do the Hokey Pokey S: You put one hand in, you put one hand out... __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

09-17-2006, 02:12 PM	#11581
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: My secret weapon is right under here! But before I reveal it I must first say this: I am the fire that burns your hat! Gandalf: Um, Saruman, I think your thinking of the wrong thread. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-17-2006, 04:33 PM	#11583
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Saruman: I've got a present for you. Close your eyes and open your mouth. OR Saruman: Oh, you think I'm in league with Sauron, do you? Well, let's just call him and find out shall we? Hm? Would you like that? Gandalf: Okay then. Saruman: I'll do it! I really will. If that's what it will take. You know... Because I'm not! Really! I'm not! You want me to call him? Gandalf: Okay. Saruman: I will! I'll do it... I will... Oh I can't bare it anymore! I AM in league with Sauron! I can't bare the guilt! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2006, 08:41 AM	#11585
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Saruman: "And now, we will reveal to our contestant his prize under Palantir Cover Number Three..."

09-18-2006, 08:46 AM	#11586
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf: I think I'm going to sneeze. Saruman: Use this! OR Gandalf: Have you seen my lucky bowling ball? Saruman: NO! I mean… what does it look like? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-18-2006, 08:56 AM	#11587
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Saruman: What's hiding under my cloth? Gandalf: Don't do it! It could be a black squirrel! (Long story but my niece got attacked by a black squirrel at college and it was the most hilarious thing ever) __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-18-2006, 09:41 AM	#11589
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Saruman: I found something strange the other day, have you ever heard that song called Great Balls of Fire. Gandalf: Eye know what is in that Glass Ball. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-18-2006, 10:13 AM	#11590
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	Wizards discussing the merits of silk versus velvet black cloaks. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-18-2006, 10:30 AM	#11591
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	more guessing games :D Saruman: "Guess what's under here, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "Judging by appearances...a hair straightener?"

09-18-2006, 10:54 AM	#11592
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Gandalf: What is it under there? Saruman? Under where? Gandalf: Really!?! or Gandalf: What is that? Saruman: The ultimate weapon. Behold! I give you Mini-me. It attacks through sheer annoyance. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-18-2006, 11:44 AM	#11593
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Gandalf: "I know what you've got under there! An object of immense power and sinister magick! Uncover the artefact forthwith!" Saruman: "Actually, it's just my budgie, Joey. It was time for his nap so I thought I'd cover his cage up." __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-18-2006, 02:15 PM	#11594
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Gandalf and Saruman in their spare time debate an Aesthetical triffle as old as time - Silk vs. Velvet... Gandalf: The versatility of silk is limited, listless, and too strict I say! Saruman: Oh pshaw Gandalf! I see you've been too fond of wearing the halfling's velvet, it's clearly ruining your mind... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-18-2006, 02:44 PM	#11595
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Bargain hunt on Middle Earth. Gandalf, to offcamera contestants : "Well with your 300 gold pieces you bought you bought a pair of decorative lamps and an old staff - do you want to swap one of these for your expert, Saruman's mystery choice before wer get to the auction?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-18-2006, 03:25 PM	#11596
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Gandalf reacts with horror as Saruman tells him what he's about to do. "Prepare for my secret weapon. Grima.......uncloaked!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-18-2006, 08:07 PM	#11597
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Oh! Behave! Saruman: "Gandalf, I introduce you to my newest creation. I call it...Mini-Saruman." * Copyright, The Barrow-Downs* Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 09-18-2006 at 08:15 PM.

09-18-2006, 08:14 PM	#11598
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Saruman: Under this clth lies a secret of mine A discovery s devstating it will challenge your vision of reality... Gandalf: What? Saruman:a globe Middle-Earth is round... Gandalf: Crazy talk __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-18-2006, 08:57 PM	#11599
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: "Admit it, Gandalf. You want to communicate with Sauron. You want to speak to this bogeyman you have been gesticulating against for so many years. You don't want to admit it but in the back of your mind you want to know if he's really as evil as you say he is." Gandalf: "No! I want to see the glories of Valinor unstained!" Saruman: "Always living in the past, aren't you, Gandalf the Grey?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-18-2006, 09:14 PM	#11600
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Saruman: I am the fist that hits your face! Gandalf: I am the helmet that bruises your hand. Saruman: I am the bomb that drops from the sky and makes you go BOOM! Gandalf: Ummmmmm... __________________ I ♣ baby seals.