Cracker Jacks - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Arothir · 09-08-2003, 04:24 PM

I know this sounds crazy, but what if Gollum found the Ring in a cracker jack box. Think about it. There'd be a note in small print that says "Warning, excessive use may cause craziness, zaniness, tendency to call yourself precious, wickedness, and it makes you invisible."

Arothir · 09-08-2003, 04:25 PM

Try to think of other things you could find in a cracker jack box related to ME. Include some kind of note or disclaimer.

elfearz1 · 09-08-2003, 06:33 PM

hehehe. Imagine if Gollum came in a cracker jack box. bahaha,of course a little kid would get it. I can just imagine the look on the poor soul's face. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Lady_Galadriel · 09-08-2003, 09:22 PM

That's so funny!! Have you all ever heard the stories of guys giving their girlfriends cracker jacks rings? Well just imagine this guy gave the One Ring from the cracker jacks box to his girlfriend, and she dissapeared, and was soon replaced by Ringwraiths!!! Hahahaa!!!!

ElenCala Isil · 09-09-2003, 05:35 PM

Hm, let's see.. I'll try to make this sort of a 'scene'

One day, Frodo was getting a bit hungry, so he looked in the pantry and found a new box of Cracker Jacks. "Oh boy, new Cracker Jacks! I wonder what's inside this time!"

He turned the box around to see what was inside. Immediately he saw a warning label. He decided to read it. This is what it said:

FREE! New toy, a very special edition Eye of Sauron inside this box of Cracker Jacks!

"Hmm, must be a new action figure," said Frodo, quickly looking toward his collection of bobble-heads. He proceeded to read the fine print:

Warning: Upon opening this box, you are liable to first degree burns. If by chance you were the lucky winner of last week's prize: The One Ring you may be prone to being chased around by hooded creatures, we like to call ringwraiths. If you are indeed the lucky winner, opening this box could very well lead to the destruction of yourself and the world as you know it.

He looked up from the box and his hand slowly found it's way up to the ring hanging around his neck.

"Oh boy," he thought.

And he was still hungry

09-08-2003, 04:24 PM	#1
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Cracker Jacks I know this sounds crazy, but what if Gollum found the Ring in a cracker jack box. Think about it. There'd be a note in small print that says "Warning, excessive use may cause craziness, zaniness, tendency to call yourself precious, wickedness, and it makes you invisible." __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

09-08-2003, 04:25 PM	#2
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Try to think of other things you could find in a cracker jack box related to ME. Include some kind of note or disclaimer. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

09-08-2003, 06:33 PM	#3
elfearz1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 261	hehehe. Imagine if Gollum came in a cracker jack box. bahaha,of course a little kid would get it. I can just imagine the look on the poor soul's face. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ I didn't eat Merry, i just ate his waistcoat!-Horse maidens dream 915/920 miles. On my way to Lothlorien! ^^Elfearz^^

09-08-2003, 09:22 PM	#4
Lady_Galadriel Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Shire, Hobbiton, Middle Earth Posts: 135	That's so funny!! Have you all ever heard the stories of guys giving their girlfriends cracker jacks rings? Well just imagine this guy gave the One Ring from the cracker jacks box to his girlfriend, and she dissapeared, and was soon replaced by Ringwraiths!!! Hahahaa!!!! __________________ " You can't toast me!"

09-09-2003, 05:35 PM	#5
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Hm, let's see.. I'll try to make this sort of a 'scene' One day, Frodo was getting a bit hungry, so he looked in the pantry and found a new box of Cracker Jacks. "Oh boy, new Cracker Jacks! I wonder what's inside this time!" He turned the box around to see what was inside. Immediately he saw a warning label. He decided to read it. This is what it said: FREE! New toy, a very special edition Eye of Sauron inside this box of Cracker Jacks! "Hmm, must be a new action figure," said Frodo, quickly looking toward his collection of bobble-heads. He proceeded to read the fine print: Warning: Upon opening this box, you are liable to first degree burns. If by chance you were the lucky winner of last week's prize: The One Ring you may be prone to being chased around by hooded creatures, we like to call ringwraiths. If you are indeed the lucky winner, opening this box could very well lead to the destruction of yourself and the world as you know it. He looked up from the box and his hand slowly found it's way up to the ring hanging around his neck. "Oh boy," he thought. And he was still hungry __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

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