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Boromir88 · 12-02-2005, 06:26 PM

Unfortunately, the Black Market was controlled by Sauron, and he created a monopoly squandering all Free Trade, and jacking up the prices on items as high as he wanted.

Valesse · 12-02-2005, 07:40 PM

Fortunately Sauron had a large following at that time and not too many minded the high prices.

Eonwe · 12-04-2005, 12:50 PM

Unfortunately, this meant that sauron's black market was actually the white market. hte real black market was being run by none other than the master (this is not so remarkable, as he is a man of singular bad repute.)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-04-2005, 12:54 PM

Fortunately, Isildur startet a red market wich really confused everybody. . .(this was good somehow)

Roa_Aoife · 12-04-2005, 01:01 PM

Unfortunately, the lack of Free Trade cuased a "brain drain" where all the most intelligent folk went off and joined the Red Market, leaving everyong one in the White Market system with out any innovation or enterprenuership, which we all now is necessary for a growing economy, so the economy collapsed, leaving everyone poor, except for the people in the Red Market.

Boromir88 · 12-04-2005, 01:19 PM

Fortunately, the trickle-down effect took place and the Red Market gave out most of it's money to charities.

Farael · 12-04-2005, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately most of the money and gold was sent to a charity run by a certain fellow called "Smaug"

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-04-2005, 06:21 PM

Fortunately, Bilbo managed to retreive this money after Smaug was slain.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-04-2005, 06:28 PM

Unfortunately he gave them all to a swindler named Elrond

Farael · 12-04-2005, 06:38 PM

Fortunately, Elrond used this money to open up new Rivendels all over ME, making it more beautiful than ever.

Glirdan · 12-04-2005, 07:51 PM

Unfortunately, it was all in his head. He was put into and insane asylum because of it.

Ordimor · 12-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Fortunately; over time everyone grew desensitized over what determines beauty and rebuilt all of Middle Earth into a vast wasteland - with a pink bow in the middle!

Farael · 12-04-2005, 09:51 PM

Unfortunately common sense came back to Middle Earth all of a sudden and everyone realized that the pink bow didn't look quite right.

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-05-2005, 11:05 AM

Fortunately Legolass stole the pink bow.

Farael · 12-05-2005, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately Legolas stole all the bows and now the Middle Earth looked empty and bowless

Roa_Aoife · 12-05-2005, 12:04 PM

Fortunately, noone liked the bows, anyway.

Glirdan · 12-05-2005, 04:54 PM

Unfortunately, Eru did, and we all know that what he says, goes.

Farael · 12-05-2005, 08:13 PM

Fortunately Eru had already been overthrown by The Ministry of Public Safety

Eonwe · 12-05-2005, 08:29 PM

Unfortuantely, (for the Ministry of Public Not-Safety) Tulkas overthrew them, and re-established Eru.

Ordimor · 12-05-2005, 09:27 PM

Fortunately ... Legolas' bow addiction bled over into other pretty things such as puppy dogs and teddy bears. And everyone began to have champagne kisses and caviar dreams - just as Eru intended.

Glirdan · 12-05-2005, 09:39 PM

Unfortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood.

Ordimor · 12-05-2005, 10:13 PM

Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood.

sorry, couldn't resist!

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-06-2005, 06:49 AM

Unfortunately, this angered Gimli who went on a murderous rampage

Boromir88 · 12-06-2005, 06:55 AM

Fortunately Manwe smote Gimli too.

Eonwe · 12-06-2005, 07:35 AM

Unfortunatley, it was only Movie Legolas that Eru smote. When Book Legolas saw what Eru had done, he shook his hand. Which set Gimli at ease, except for a rather large bruise from Eru's smiting.

Gil-Galad · 12-06-2005, 08:08 AM

Fortunately Eru Smote every movie LOTR related, and thus there was great rejoicing......................................... .....yay

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-06-2005, 09:34 AM

Unfortunatley, during the rejoicing Aragorn broke his leg.

Farael · 12-06-2005, 11:00 AM

Fortunately, he didn't break his hands and "the hands of the King are hands that heal" (translated by myself) so he quickly healed his leg

ElentariGreenleaf · 12-06-2005, 01:07 PM

Unfortunately Pippin had been mixing up Aragorn's medicines and pultices, so Aragorn ended up dying his leg hair green.

Farael · 12-06-2005, 03:38 PM

Fortunately (for Aragorn at least) as he was King it became a fashion for men to dye their leg hair green

Ordimor · 12-06-2005, 09:34 PM

Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of Aragorn's green leg hair, and the subsequent elaborate braids it bore, and in a rebellious moment shaved his whole body bare!

Glirdan · 12-06-2005, 09:50 PM

Fortunately, Aragorn liked the new look and it soon became a new trend everywhere.

Farael · 12-06-2005, 10:24 PM

Unfortunately this new fashion spread so quickly that all of a sudden most of Gondor and Rohan was covered by hair.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-07-2005, 01:04 AM

Fortunately, Orcs could no longer attack, as they could not see what they were doing.

bilbo_baggins · 12-07-2005, 12:50 PM

Unfortunately, a sudden outbreak of lice consumed the kingdom.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 01:33 PM

Fortunately lice grew so big that the people of Rohan were able to ride lice instead of horses, becoming the new lords of the Middle Earth

Roa_Aoife · 12-07-2005, 05:23 PM

Unfortunately, the hair grew so thick that everyone had trouble moving- even the Lice Lords of Rohan.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, Manwe decided to send a strong wind to blow all the hair away towards Valinor (because it had, at last, become a fashion in the lands of the Valar too)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Unfortunately, this resulted in Manwe choking on a huge hairball.

Farael · 12-07-2005, 07:24 PM

Fortunately that meant that Yvanna could take his place, which was what she had always secretly desired

12-02-2005, 06:26 PM	#2481
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, the Black Market was controlled by Sauron, and he created a monopoly squandering all Free Trade, and jacking up the prices on items as high as he wanted. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-02-2005, 07:40 PM	#2482
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Fortunately Sauron had a large following at that time and not too many minded the high prices. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-04-2005, 12:50 PM	#2483
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortunately, this meant that sauron's black market was actually the white market. hte real black market was being run by none other than the master (this is not so remarkable, as he is a man of singular bad repute.) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-04-2005, 01:01 PM	#2485
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Unfortunately, the lack of Free Trade cuased a "brain drain" where all the most intelligent folk went off and joined the Red Market, leaving everyong one in the White Market system with out any innovation or enterprenuership, which we all now is necessary for a growing economy, so the economy collapsed, leaving everyone poor, except for the people in the Red Market. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-04-2005, 01:19 PM	#2486
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately, the trickle-down effect took place and the Red Market gave out most of it's money to charities. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-04-2005, 05:14 PM	#2487
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately most of the money and gold was sent to a charity run by a certain fellow called "Smaug"

12-04-2005, 06:21 PM	#2488
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Fortunately, Bilbo managed to retreive this money after Smaug was slain. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-04-2005, 06:38 PM	#2490
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately, Elrond used this money to open up new Rivendels all over ME, making it more beautiful than ever.

12-04-2005, 07:51 PM	#2491
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, it was all in his head. He was put into and insane asylum because of it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-04-2005, 07:58 PM	#2492
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately; over time everyone grew desensitized over what determines beauty and rebuilt all of Middle Earth into a vast wasteland - with a pink bow in the middle! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-04-2005, 09:51 PM	#2493
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately common sense came back to Middle Earth all of a sudden and everyone realized that the pink bow didn't look quite right.

12-05-2005, 11:05 AM	#2494
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Fortunately Legolass stole the pink bow. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-05-2005, 11:25 AM	#2495
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately Legolas stole all the bows and now the Middle Earth looked empty and bowless

12-05-2005, 12:04 PM	#2496
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Fortunately, noone liked the bows, anyway. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-05-2005, 04:54 PM	#2497
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Eru did, and we all know that what he says, goes. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-05-2005, 08:13 PM	#2498
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately Eru had already been overthrown by The Ministry of Public Safety

12-05-2005, 08:29 PM	#2499
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortuantely, (for the Ministry of Public Not-Safety) Tulkas overthrew them, and re-established Eru. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-05-2005, 09:27 PM	#2500
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately ... Legolas' bow addiction bled over into other pretty things such as puppy dogs and teddy bears. And everyone began to have champagne kisses and caviar dreams - just as Eru intended. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-05-2005, 09:39 PM	#2501
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-05-2005, 10:13 PM	#2502
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood. sorry, couldn't resist! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-06-2005, 06:49 AM	#2503
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Unfortunately, this angered Gimli who went on a murderous rampage __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-06-2005, 06:55 AM	#2504
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately Manwe smote Gimli too. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-06-2005, 07:35 AM	#2505
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Unfortunatley, it was only Movie Legolas that Eru smote. When Book Legolas saw what Eru had done, he shook his hand. Which set Gimli at ease, except for a rather large bruise from Eru's smiting. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-06-2005, 08:08 AM	#2506
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Eru Smote every movie LOTR related, and thus there was great rejoicing......................................... .....yay __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-06-2005, 11:00 AM	#2508
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately, he didn't break his hands and "the hands of the King are hands that heal" (translated by myself) so he quickly healed his leg

12-06-2005, 01:07 PM	#2509
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Unfortunately Pippin had been mixing up Aragorn's medicines and pultices, so Aragorn ended up dying his leg hair green. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

12-06-2005, 03:38 PM	#2510
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately (for Aragorn at least) as he was King it became a fashion for men to dye their leg hair green

12-06-2005, 09:34 PM	#2511
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of Aragorn's green leg hair, and the subsequent elaborate braids it bore, and in a rebellious moment shaved his whole body bare! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-06-2005, 09:50 PM	#2512
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, Aragorn liked the new look and it soon became a new trend everywhere. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-06-2005, 10:24 PM	#2513
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Unfortunately this new fashion spread so quickly that all of a sudden most of Gondor and Rohan was covered by hair.

12-07-2005, 01:04 AM	#2514
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Orcs could no longer attack, as they could not see what they were doing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-07-2005, 12:50 PM	#2515
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, a sudden outbreak of lice consumed the kingdom. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

12-07-2005, 01:33 PM	#2516
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately lice grew so big that the people of Rohan were able to ride lice instead of horses, becoming the new lords of the Middle Earth

12-07-2005, 05:23 PM	#2517
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Unfortunately, the hair grew so thick that everyone had trouble moving- even the Lice Lords of Rohan. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-07-2005, 05:28 PM	#2518
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Fortunately, Manwe decided to send a strong wind to blow all the hair away towards Valinor (because it had, at last, become a fashion in the lands of the Valar too)