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Formendacil · 11-09-2005, 11:41 AM

Ugluk gets his picture taken for the cover of TIME magazine.

Maeggaladiel · 11-09-2005, 12:09 PM

When his own troops started laughing at him, Ugluk knew it was time to do something about his Uruk Pattern Baldness.

mormegil · 11-09-2005, 01:07 PM

Ugluk: Yarrr Matey!!!

Gurthang · 11-09-2005, 02:56 PM

A winking orc is not a pretty sight.

OR

Ugluk is going to try Rogain. This is his 'Before' picture.

OR

Ugluk(to the breakdancing orcs): "You call that break-dancing, you maggots! If you don't keep in step I'll break you!"

OR

When Ugluk made this face, he broke every mirror within a mile radius.

The Only Real Estel · 11-09-2005, 05:44 PM

Apparently the Entwives weren't as attractive as Treebeard remembered them being.

luthien-elvenprincess · 11-09-2005, 06:36 PM

The romantic-minded young orc threw off quite a smug grin when he finally got his steely-gray jacket the same shade of his steely-gray skin. Oh, yes...he was going to score big with the ladies at the disco tonight! No more upstaging by that pretentious show-off Boromir tonight!

Boromir88 · 11-09-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Eowyn in the morning.

I'm kind of thinking if we dig up old Ben Franklin, that's what we'll all see.

Ugluk: I told you we're not getting Lucky Charms! Now put them back!

Gil-Galad · 11-09-2005, 08:10 PM

"no no no, back of your throat, Arrrrgggh"

The Only Real Estel · 11-09-2005, 10:05 PM

Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90

Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39

Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee

Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked: priceless.

*MallornCard and its uses are registered trademarks of the esteemed Nilpaurion Felagund and are not to be used without his consent...except in this case.

Lhunardawen · 11-10-2005, 01:04 AM

Ugluk's 'before' picture in a hair grower ad.

Or to pick off Gurthang:

When Ugluk made this face, time stood still.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-10-2005, 06:15 AM

This is why Ulmo prefers to stay incorporeal.

This is also why he's unmarried.

Thinlómien · 11-10-2005, 01:06 PM

What our Beloved Undertaker (a.k.a. The Barrow-Wight) looks like in real life. I don't wonder we're all dead.

Valesse · 11-10-2005, 11:05 PM

Uruk: "Here's look'n at you, kid." *wink*

OR

Even with the blond dye, Ugluk couldn't pass himself off as anything... recently elvish.

Gurthang · 11-10-2005, 11:45 PM

Aww, a smile like that would melt anyone's heart.

OR

Whenever Ugluk gets upset, all of his facial muscles contract and almost pull his face apart.

OR

Ugluk is going to kill whoever it was that painted an 'X' on his chin during the night.

OR

Ugluk: "What do you mean this is Mordor?! I'm trying to go to Isengard, and I know I followed the directions. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

Beanamir of Gondor · 11-10-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90

Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39

Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee

Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked: priceless.

Ugluk: [thinking] Mmm, Ugluk has never seen this much of Gandalf the Wizard. Ugluk likes this!

mormegil · 11-11-2005, 12:24 AM

10 seconds after this photo was taken of Ugluk winking he lay dead from decapitation.

Apparently Gimli didn't take too kindly to his advance.

The Only Real Estel · 11-11-2005, 10:17 AM

This is what I think Donald Trump will look like in the future...like two years from now.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-11-2005, 10:40 AM

Ugluk: I think this has gone on long enough.

Aragorn: Urgh! Don't go down there!

Théoden: Why?

Aragorn: Gandalf... grey... un... cloak...d

mormegil · 11-11-2005, 10:48 AM

Aragorn a mighty Ranger from the north could handle all sorts of trials and evil, even the Nazgul did not hinder him yet this new evil vexed him, the dreaded tennis elbow.

Kath · 11-11-2005, 11:05 AM

Aragorn had finally made one grand entrance too many, and the doors had retaliated by rebounding off the wall and hitting him on the arm.

Doors: Mwahaha!

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-11-2005, 11:21 AM

Aragorn: Stupid flu shot...

mormegil · 11-11-2005, 11:27 AM

Foolishly Aragorn decided to have an arm punching contest with an ent.

davem · 11-11-2005, 11:34 AM

Sharku: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary!”
Aragorn: “'Tis but a scratch!”
Sharku: “A scratch! Your arm's off!”
Aragorn: “No it isn't.”
Sharku: “Well, what's that, then?” (pointing at ground)
Aragorn: “I've had worse!”
Sharku: “You liar!”
Aragorn: “Come on, you pansy!”
Sharku: “Look, you stupid b****d, you've got no arms left!”
Aragorn: “Yes I have.”
Sharku: “Look!”
Aragorn: “It's just a flesh wound!”
Sharku: “What're you gonna do, bleed on me?”
Aragorn: “I'm invincible!”
Sharku: “You're a loony.”
Aragorn: “All right, we'll call it a draw.”

luthien-elvenprincess · 11-11-2005, 11:40 AM

Aragorn musing to himself, "What does she mean 'I have underarm body odor'? I just took a good soaking in the creek...I shouldn't need another bath for a month or so...Besides, Tolkien never intended that I drop into that stream anyway, so I'm actually one ahead on my bathing schedule...what is that woman's problem anyway?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-11-2005, 11:47 AM

That sinister looking plank of wood has been stalking Aragorn for weeks and finally decided to beat him up.

OR

Aragorn tries to defend his title as the All Middle Earth hopping champion.

Lalwendë · 11-11-2005, 12:12 PM

Aragorn: "Alright, so I got in a mardy about handing the sword over. But there was no need for Hama to give me a dead arm over it."

OR

Aragorn, Chieftain of the Dunedain, Isildur's Heir, Elessar, Wingfoot, mighty wielder of Anduril the Flame of the West struggles to conceal the fact that the zip on his flies has broken.

Holbytlass · 11-11-2005, 12:13 PM

Argh! Fordim, ya beat me to it!

Aragorn is feeling a bit guilty after throwing Pippin over the battlement because of his incessant arm tugging and asking "how come..? how come..?"

(off topic, but it's me 500th post!)

davem · 11-11-2005, 12:23 PM

A desperate Aragorn bursts into the Helm's Deep bathroom, only to discover that the toilet had been taken to throw at the attacking Uruks...

Lalwendë · 11-11-2005, 12:25 PM

Stars in Their Eyes comes to Middle-earth.

Aragorn: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Kurt Cobain."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-11-2005, 12:53 PM

They all knew that Aragorn was not the brightes buffalo on the prairie, but none could belive that he actual injectet strychnine into his own arm !

(I did not see the one about the flu shot until after, but I hope it is not to much alike)

Valesse · 11-11-2005, 01:13 PM

Few knew that the future king of Gondor was indeed already the Mighty Lord of Tap-dance:

Aragorn: "Toe-heel-ball-change... Shuffle-step! Shuffle-step!"

Meela · 11-11-2005, 01:20 PM

Aragorn runs in vain from the giant cascade of bathwater...

Rohirrim #1: Is it Eru?
Rohirrim #2: Is Gandalf uncloaking?
Aragorn: It's the sooooooaaaaap.... ruuuuuunnnnn- *sploooooosh*

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-11-2005, 01:55 PM

Legolas (off screen): Aragorn has arrived and he is holding his arm in an awkward fashion!

Bêthberry · 11-11-2005, 02:35 PM

Feeling self-conscious and a bit awkward, Aragorn hopes to draw attention to his elbow so people will ignore his strategically-placed cover up.

davem · 11-11-2005, 03:06 PM

Hooded figure behind Aragorn:

'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!'

Or

'We are the knights who say Ne! and we demand a shrubbery!'

Or

Brave Aragorn ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Aragorn turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Aragorn!

Or

Aragorn to Legolas & Gimli:

'On second thought, let's not go to Helm's deep, it is a silly place'.

Or

The ghostly voice of Gilraen drifts through the chamber:

(all together now)

'He's not the king of Gondor - he's a very naughty boy!'

Mithalwen · 11-11-2005, 03:33 PM

I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

Boromir88 · 11-11-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Brave Aragorn ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Aragorn turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Aragorn!

Surely it should be the other one...

Bravely bold sir Aragorn, road forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Aragorn.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Aragorn!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
to have his kneecap split and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Aragorn!
His head smashed in and heart cut out,
and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off...

The Elf-warrior · 11-11-2005, 07:43 PM

Elrond's handshakes can be very nasty.

THE Ka · 11-11-2005, 08:58 PM

It was already Tuesday, and Aragorn's artificial limb could not be found. So, to keep the matter underwraps, he was forced to substitute the mangled stump with that of a severed rider's arm he picked up somewhere outside a pub.

Rider Greud: Hey Fred, is that your arm?

Rider Fred: Nah, it was sliced off into the keg after that heated philosophical debate on Balrogs, remember?

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-12-2005, 01:47 AM

Aragorn regretted saying, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" in Rohan.

OR

Aragorn: Curse these ants! *Stamp!* *Squish!*

Ants: All right, lads! Lets get him!

Aragorn: Eeek!

11-09-2005, 11:41 AM	#8281
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Ugluk gets his picture taken for the cover of TIME magazine. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

11-09-2005, 12:09 PM	#8282
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	When his own troops started laughing at him, Ugluk knew it was time to do something about his Uruk Pattern Baldness. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-09-2005, 01:07 PM	#8283
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Ugluk: Yarrr Matey!!! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-09-2005, 02:56 PM	#8284
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	A winking orc is not a pretty sight. OR Ugluk is going to try Rogain. This is his 'Before' picture. OR Ugluk(to the breakdancing orcs): "You call that break-dancing, you maggots! If you don't keep in step I'll break you!" OR When Ugluk made this face, he broke every mirror within a mile radius. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-09-2005, 06:36 PM	#8286
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	The romantic-minded young orc threw off quite a smug grin when he finally got his steely-gray jacket the same shade of his steely-gray skin. Oh, yes...he was going to score big with the ladies at the disco tonight! No more upstaging by that pretentious show-off Boromir tonight! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-09-2005, 05:44 PM	#8285
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Apparently the Entwives weren't as attractive as Treebeard remembered them being.

11-09-2005, 08:10 PM	#8288
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	"no no no, back of your throat, Arrrrgggh" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-09-2005, 10:05 PM	#8289
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	*MallornCard Ad Hot ticket to the new band Funky Fellowship's first concert: $90 Overpriced bottle of Orc Draught: $39 Broken limb thanks to unwise body surfing: $2,600 doctor fee Having your left eye blinded when one of the band members uncloaked*: priceless. MallornCard and its uses are registered trademarks of the esteemed Nilpaurion Felagund and are not to be used without his consent...except in this case.

11-10-2005, 01:04 AM	#8290
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Ugluk's 'before' picture in a hair grower ad. Or to pick off Gurthang: When Ugluk made this face, time stood still. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 11-10-2005 at 01:08 AM.

11-10-2005, 06:15 AM	#8291
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Secrets of a Vala Revealed, Part II. This is why Ulmo prefers to stay incorporeal. This is also why he's unmarried. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-10-2005, 01:06 PM	#8292
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	What our Beloved Undertaker (a.k.a. The Barrow-Wight) looks like in real life. I don't wonder we're all dead. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-10-2005, 11:05 PM	#8293
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Uruk: "Here's look'n at you, kid." wink OR Even with the blond dye, Ugluk couldn't pass himself off as anything... recently elvish. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-10-2005, 11:45 PM	#8294
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Aww, a smile like that would melt anyone's heart. OR Whenever Ugluk gets upset, all of his facial muscles contract and almost pull his face apart. OR Ugluk is going to kill whoever it was that painted an 'X' on his chin during the night. OR Ugluk: "What do you mean this is Mordor?! I'm trying to go to Isengard, and I know I followed the directions. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-11-2005, 12:24 AM	#8296
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	At the disco 10 seconds after this photo was taken of Ugluk winking he lay dead from decapitation. Apparently Gimli didn't take too kindly to his advance. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-11-2005, 10:17 AM	#8297
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	This is what I think Donald Trump will look like in the future...like two years from now.

11-11-2005, 10:40 AM	#8298
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Ugluk: I think this has gone on long enough. Aragorn: Urgh! Don't go down there! Théoden: Why? Aragorn: Gandalf... grey... un... cloak...d __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-11-2005, 10:48 AM	#8299
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Aragorn a mighty Ranger from the north could handle all sorts of trials and evil, even the Nazgul did not hinder him yet this new evil vexed him, the dreaded tennis elbow. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-11-2005, 11:05 AM	#8300
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,725	Aragorn had finally made one grand entrance too many, and the doors had retaliated by rebounding off the wall and hitting him on the arm. Doors: Mwahaha! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-11-2005, 11:21 AM	#8301
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Aragorn: Stupid flu shot...

11-11-2005, 11:27 AM	#8302
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Foolishly Aragorn decided to have an arm punching contest with an ent. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-11-2005, 11:34 AM	#8303
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	Sharku: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary!” Aragorn: “'Tis but a scratch!” Sharku: “A scratch! Your arm's off!” Aragorn: “No it isn't.” Sharku: “Well, what's that, then?” (pointing at ground) Aragorn: “I've had worse!” Sharku: “You liar!” Aragorn: “Come on, you pansy!” Sharku: “Look, you stupid b****d, you've got no arms left!” Aragorn: “Yes I have.” Sharku: “Look!” Aragorn: “It's just a flesh wound!” Sharku: “What're you gonna do, bleed on me?” Aragorn: “I'm invincible!” Sharku: “You're a loony.” Aragorn: “All right, we'll call it a draw.” __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

11-11-2005, 11:40 AM	#8304
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	Aragorn musing to himself, "What does she mean 'I have underarm body odor'? I just took a good soaking in the creek...I shouldn't need another bath for a month or so...Besides, Tolkien never intended that I drop into that stream anyway, so I'm actually one ahead on my bathing schedule...what is that woman's problem anyway?" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-11-2005, 11:47 AM	#8305
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	That sinister looking plank of wood has been stalking Aragorn for weeks and finally decided to beat him up. OR Aragorn tries to defend his title as the All Middle Earth hopping champion. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-11-2005, 12:12 PM	#8306
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Aragorn: "Alright, so I got in a mardy about handing the sword over. But there was no need for Hama to give me a dead arm over it." OR Aragorn, Chieftain of the Dunedain, Isildur's Heir, Elessar, Wingfoot, mighty wielder of Anduril the Flame of the West struggles to conceal the fact that the zip on his flies has broken. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-11-2005, 12:13 PM	#8307
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Argh! Fordim, ya beat me to it! Aragorn is feeling a bit guilty after throwing Pippin over the battlement because of his incessant arm tugging and asking "how come..? how come..?" (off topic, but it's me 500th post!) __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-11-2005, 12:23 PM	#8308
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	A desperate Aragorn bursts into the Helm's Deep bathroom, only to discover that the toilet had been taken to throw at the attacking Uruks... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

11-11-2005, 12:25 PM	#8309
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Stars in Their Eyes comes to Middle-earth. Aragorn: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Kurt Cobain." __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-11-2005, 01:13 PM	#8311
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Few knew that the future king of Gondor was indeed already the Mighty Lord of Tap-dance: Aragorn: "Toe-heel-ball-change... Shuffle-step! Shuffle-step!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 11-11-2005 at 01:23 PM.

11-11-2005, 01:20 PM	#8312
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	After this, I really will let up on the poor guy... Aragorn runs in vain from the giant cascade of bathwater... Rohirrim #1: Is it Eru? Rohirrim #2: Is Gandalf uncloaking? Aragorn: It's the sooooooaaaaap.... ruuuuuunnnnn- sploooooosh __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-11-2005, 01:55 PM	#8313
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Legolas (off screen): Aragorn has arrived and he is holding his arm in an awkward fashion!

11-11-2005, 02:35 PM	#8314
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,164	Feeling self-conscious and a bit awkward, Aragorn hopes to draw attention to his elbow so people will ignore his strategically-placed cover up. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-11-2005, 03:06 PM	#8315
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	Hooded figure behind Aragorn: 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!' Or 'We are the knights who say Ne! and we demand a shrubbery!' Or Brave Aragorn ran away. Bravely ran away, away! When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Aragorn turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Aragorn! Or Aragorn to Legolas & Gimli: 'On second thought, let's not go to Helm's deep, it is a silly place'. Or The ghostly voice of Gilraen drifts through the chamber: (all together now) 'He's not the king of Gondor - he's a very naughty boy!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects." Last edited by davem; 11-11-2005 at 03:25 PM.

11-11-2005, 03:33 PM	#8316
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	First I was afraid - I was petrified.. I should have changed my stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-11-2005, 07:43 PM	#8318
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond's handshakes can be very nasty. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-11-2005, 08:58 PM	#8319
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	It was already Tuesday, and Aragorn's artificial limb could not be found. So, to keep the matter underwraps, he was forced to substitute the mangled stump with that of a severed rider's arm he picked up somewhere outside a pub. Rider Greud: Hey Fred, is that your arm? Rider Fred: Nah, it was sliced off into the keg after that heated philosophical debate on Balrogs, remember? ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?