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Old 09-24-2008, 04:45 PM   #13041
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Deagol: By Eru! I've never seen anything like it!
Smeagol: It's a ring, idiot.
Deagol: But it's so shiny!
Smeagol: It's wet.
Deagol: And I have this sudden urge to be evil!
Smeagol: ....
Deagol: I bet it's valuable.
Smeagol: Er... it's my birthday.
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:18 PM   #13042
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:49 PM   #13043
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Old 09-24-2008, 07:20 PM   #13044
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Deagol held in his hand one of the hardest earned & most sought-after things in all of Middle-Earth: the inside filling of an Oreo, after having carefully scraped it off of the two halves of cookie, preserving it's beautiful shape in all its glory.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:04 PM   #13045
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Old 09-25-2008, 01:35 AM   #13046
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Smeagol tries to tell Deagol that the ring is not actually talking and that it is all in his head. However Deagol is not convinced as another string on insults is directed at him by the talking ring.
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Old 09-25-2008, 02:11 PM   #13047
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Old 09-25-2008, 04:08 PM   #13048
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Old 09-26-2008, 11:44 AM   #13049
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:17 PM   #13050
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Old 10-15-2008, 05:38 AM   #13051
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Old 10-15-2008, 06:22 AM   #13052
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:17 PM   #13053
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Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross squabble over their last pound coin.

"We need that to buy a new picture, Wossy!"

"No way Wuss! I've got ewectwicity biwws to pay!"



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Old 11-03-2008, 02:21 PM   #13054
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Saruman: For the last time, Wormtonge! I'm not telling you where babies come from.

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Saruman: Wormtongue! You've left the fridge open AGAIN!
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:24 PM   #13055
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Old 11-03-2008, 02:37 PM   #13056
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Old 11-03-2008, 04:42 PM   #13057
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Saruman: ... uh oh spaghettios
Saruman saying "Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os" is hilarious.

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Saruman: And then Barahir's father was... was....


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Old 11-03-2008, 05:08 PM   #13058
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Old 11-03-2008, 05:59 PM   #13059
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Grima: [walks into room]

Saruman: [hides dolls] Agck! Haven't I ever told you to knock!?

Grima: Sorry, sir!

Saruman: ... Did you see anything?!

Grima: No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls, sir!

Saruman: Good!
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:53 PM   #13060
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(nothing witty for Grima though)
Grima: Barahir's father was Finduilas.

Saruman: Are you sure?

Grima: Yes. *snicker*

Or...

Saruman: Ah, Worm, there you are. Have you finished my homework yet?

Or...

Grima: My lord, I have grave news. A startling amount of the intercepted pipeweed has gone missing!

Saruman: Shh, I can't talk now! The purple is about to begin!

Or...

Grima: My lord, I require enlightenment; perchance do you know the name of the father of Barahir, elf-friend of old?

Saruman: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Or...

Saruman: And now, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy is available in widescreen! And-a heeere we go to the right, and-a heeeere we go to the...holy crap! Grima, where did you come from?

Grima: Oh, I'm pretty much always here.

Or...


Saruman: And here, a letter from Legolas...LEgolas...LeGOlas...hmm.

"Dear Saruman: My brothers are always saying that your cloak is made of tape, is this true?"


They say my cloak is made of tape? WHAT? I mean, what do I look like, some sort of tape-cloak to you? I mean, it's kind of iridescent like tape, here look...ohhhh, look here. It's a piece of tape on my cloak. That's must be what they were talking about. I must have rubbed up against my desk or something. My cloak is not made of tape. Pffft! Tape...well, that's all I have for you, Leggy. So until next week, send me some halflings. You know, halflings? Hey, The Grima! Let's go down to the Uruk pen and like, poke 'em with sticks or something.

The Grima: *The Grima noises*

Or...

Grima: My lord, the Grey Wizard seems to have escaped.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Grima: My lord, I think I might be with child.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Grima: My lord, the time is upon us for your Uruk army to emerge from their pods.

Saruman: Inconceivable!

Or...

Saruman: Heeey Grima, how's it goin'. Uhhh, yeahhhhh, I'm gonna have to ask you to go to Rohan full-time and watch over Theoden for me.

Grima: But...no, but...I believe I was explicit in my interview that...no, I...I, I...brigands rolling in the reek...

Saruman: Yeahhhhh, thanks Grima. Bye-bye now.

Grima: Um, ex-excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:55 PM   #13061
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Saruman: i just got bombarded with things to say from Oddwen
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:02 AM   #13062
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Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew?

Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him.

Saruman: That's barbaric!

... Is there any left?


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Old 11-04-2008, 12:46 PM   #13063
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:51 PM   #13064
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Old 11-05-2008, 06:16 AM   #13065
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Old 11-09-2008, 07:28 PM   #13066
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Stupid MapQuest!

Saruman: Hey Grima, check it out. I'm hacking into the the MapQuest database and changing a few routes.

Grima: Wow, look at that new winding one - didn't that used to be the eagle route straight to the Sammath Naur?

Saruman: Yep, the new 'detour' will take months. And check out what I did to the Straight Road.

Grima: Wow, it's not even there!

Saruman: *snicker* I know...
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Old 11-09-2008, 08:58 PM   #13067
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1. Saruman: "Worm, do you ever feel like crying and you don't know why?"
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2. Wormtongue: "Lord, have you at last discovered how Pop-Tarts work"?


I just noticed that's 300 posts. Took me long enough.
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Old 11-10-2008, 01:30 PM   #13068
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:09 PM   #13069
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Old 11-13-2008, 04:39 AM   #13070
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Old 11-14-2008, 04:16 PM   #13071
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Saurman: "Dear dark diary..."
Grima: "Saurman? Are you... blogging?"
Saurman: "What? No! Never!" *mutters* "nosey git... I'll see you later, LJ."

OR

Grima found him again in front of the computer. It had been a few weeks since he starting to worry that Saurman might have an internet addiction to one of those online games.

OR

Saurman: "That tramp Gandalf just out bid me again! Grr! I hate eBay! I hate Gandalf! Just you wait, I cut your connection and then what will you do? Hahahaha!"
Grima: "Er, what were you two bidding on?"
Saurman: "...a The Phantom bobble-head."
Grima: ". . ."
Saurman: "COLLECTORS EDITION."

OR

Grima walks Curunir through making a spreadsheet of his Orcs and Uruk-hai.

OR

(Ala Lalwende ;D)

Saurman: "Grima! Fetch me my energy drinks... it's time Wrath of the Lich King! Northrend, here I come!!" *girllish squeal*
Grima: "...don't you have more important things to be doing?"
Saurman: "I'm taking a sick day~~"
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Old 11-15-2008, 05:48 AM   #13072
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But I look at Saruman and just think of Tim Henman's dad watching him play at Wimbledon. I just can't get beyond that.
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:43 AM   #13073
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Grima: Sire, did you find out where that leftover screw is supposed to go?

Saruman: NO! This is the last time I buy a Palantir stand from IKEA!
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:26 AM   #13074
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:36 AM   #13075
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Saruman: Rima never ever cook for me again...*Vomit*

or

Grima:uh....stroke...um.... amazement.... um.... awe? I hate Charades?

or

Grima you are Saruman of many colors? so that means like Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud right?

or

Saruman: I'm just astounded who knew Tide was powerful enough to make his grey cloak white.

or

Saruman: Grima, i must confess I'm not "Many colored" I simply spilled some paint and couldn't get the stains out.

or

Grima: Sir if orthanc was built by noble people, why is it so scary looking?

or

Grima: we don't have to take over the world, we could just set up a hotel here I mean the place is huge and it really is just us two living here.

or

Saruman: I just finished...........Willliam Shatner's School........... Of Acting...... This......Is...... My sad face!

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Saruman: Holy Son of a beast Dog it's Morsul the Dark where'd he some from?
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Old 11-29-2008, 03:53 PM   #13076
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Saruman: I suspect this is an out of date Argos catalogue as the pictures are all done in pencil. So I'm afraid, Grima, you might not be getting a Nintendo DS this Christmas after all. Will a whip and top do instead?

Grima: I suspect it was all that Gandalf's doing, sire. How about a look at him?







A glimpse inside Gandalf's wild imagination as he reaches yet another new level on Guitar Hero.
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:03 PM   #13077
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Gandalf whistles innocently as the toaster burns the house down...

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Gandalf hoped no one was watching as he pulled his GameBoy out of his beard. He had nearly beaten his High Score on Tetris and by thunder he wasn't going to let a Balrog stop him from getting there!
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:40 PM   #13078
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Somnambulistic Gandalf has that 'butter churning' dream again.
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:11 PM   #13079
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Returning from the Istari mission, Olórin is left to explain to Manwë and Varda how it took two thousand years and the defections of four wizards to bring down Sauron.

Gandalf: "He had this really clever alias of "the Necromancer," see, and Saruman was smoking a lot of weed, and we left the research stuff to him..."

Manwë: "Wasn't it a weed-smoking halfling that managed to do him in?"
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:45 PM   #13080
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For some unknown reason NASA chose to build a rocket, shaped just like Gandalf.
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