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Tulkas the Mighty · 12-02-2002, 04:40 PM

Can you imagine Gollum in a tuxedo?
the next James Bond? "The name's Gollum--Smeagol Gollum."

the Captain of the Enterprise? "Set a course for Preciouss. Warp 7."

conductor of a prestigious symphony orchestra? " and one two, a one two three four! C'mon put some emotion into it."

Lindolirian · 12-02-2002, 04:49 PM

Gollum as a fighter pilot.

Quote:

*Static* I got a bogey on my six!! *Stativs*

I can just see him with the oxygen mask and everything..
...reminds me of Top Gun.

Manwe Sulimo · 12-02-2002, 05:45 PM

As in Agent an The Matrix. Heh heh...

[ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ]

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 12-02-2002, 05:59 PM

. . . As a guardian in "Reboot"

. . . As Elrond (ooh! crossin' the line there!)

. . . As Bubbles in PowerPuff Girls! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Knight of Gondor · 12-07-2002, 09:27 PM

I know I keep breaking bubbles (Bubbles, get it Saurannûn?), but isn't Gollum a little too Ring-crazed for that kind of thing?

Manwe Sulimo · 12-07-2002, 09:45 PM

...as a ninja.

...as President Bush.

("I think that the education bill is very in-important, my precioussssssss.")

...as a cat

(Purrrr-ecious)

-Imrahil- · 12-07-2002, 10:23 PM

As a football player. (Wouldn't quite work would it?)

Artanis · 12-08-2002, 01:38 PM

As a MicDonalds employe! "Would we like fries with that, my presssssioussss?"

Rose Cotton · 12-08-2002, 03:56 PM

as Harry Potter!

Quote:

Murdurer Voldemort! It killed our parents! We hates it! We hates it forever!

Oh...this gave me an idea for somthing else..

Diamond18 · 12-08-2002, 05:40 PM

Gollum figure skating in a gauzy white dress, with glitter on his cheeks and in his stringy black hair.

Morai · 12-08-2002, 09:11 PM

Gollum as my vice priciplal:
"Oh, yes we must confiscate the rings my preciousss"

the mortal elf · 12-08-2002, 09:38 PM

My brother, Hoarding the PS2 and muttering...they mustn't get it my precious...oh no...

At a sleepover having a pillow fight and giggling...

A reluctant ringbearer at the Council of Elrond: We doesn't want it--Yes, precious, we does! We wants it for ourselves! No, master must take it--ah, but we could take it, be good and nice to Master...

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Orual · 12-08-2002, 10:26 PM

LoL, Saurannun! "Stay frosty, preciousss!" "We doesn't think so, no, we doesn't, preciousss."

Kalimac · 12-08-2002, 11:18 PM

Insurance agent - "Yes, of course that'sss covered, precioussss - hmmm, iss it juicy? Iss it scrumptiously crunchable?"

Insurance adjuster - "No, that'ss not covered preciouss. No, my love. P'rapss we chats about this a bitsy, yess? If you win, you getss the settlement, yess. If we winss...we EATS you!"

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 12-09-2002, 05:04 PM

Well done Kalimac! Nice one!

. . .As Roger Abbot accompanying Don Ferguson on Royal Canadian Air Farce during a certain Newfie news channel sketch :
DF: "How's she going my trout?"
RA/G: "Yessss. . .niccce troutssssss, nice fissssh. . ."

Diamond18 · 12-09-2002, 06:44 PM

Kalimac, that was funny. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

As Steve Irwin: "Tricksy lights, mate! If you look in when the lights are lit, they could kill you!!!!! But ain't they beauties? Yerssss, preciousssss lights, mate."

Pookabunny · 12-09-2002, 11:23 PM

...As a jewlery salesman?

"NO! You can't have that, it's my precioussss"

"OR that one! NO! It's my own, my love..."

"NO! get outs of my ssstore...nasty evil cusssstomersss wanting to buy my precioussss"

Morai · 12-10-2002, 07:35 PM

As my cat Snowflake: My human, my preciousss, How dare they steal my preciouss, we hates them, we hates them forever!
As a tree hugger: My preciouss tree, how dare they try to destoy my precousssss, burn them, chop them down, yesss, we kill them my preciousss

Kalimac · 12-10-2002, 11:55 PM

Thanks, Saurannun and Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. (Can you tell I used to be an adjuster? It's possible to do well, but you have to have a nervous system like a clam's, which I don't).

How about - Gollum as Television Chef? "So we adds a nice juiccccy fisssh - no, we doesn't COOK it, nice fissshhh. Then we cuts in half, adds some cold water and we EATS it, preciousss! Be sure to tune in next week - next weekses show we preparess rabbitss."

Diamond18 · 12-11-2002, 12:06 AM

Don't forget taters. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Lindolirian · 12-18-2002, 08:28 PM

Ah, now we've seen the movie and we can imagine him better.

As a nightclub singer. "Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight! O, get down tonight!!"

Aragorn2002 · 12-18-2002, 08:38 PM

Gollum as Harry Potter in the CoS
________
Asian Cams

busybee · 12-27-2002, 09:54 AM

How about Prince Charming "Don't worry I'll save you"
Even better a Damsel in distress with flowing golden locks that glint in the sunlight "Help me Help me!" "My Hero!"

[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: busybee ]

Aragorn_Protector · 12-27-2002, 01:28 PM

This is ggooooddd--
At a fish 'n chips restaurant
Heres your ffisssshh niiccceeee fffiiiisssshhhh, nice 'n colldd 'n jjuuiicccy
CUSTOMER: Ok the fish is grose can I atleast have the chips I ordered?
G:Nassstty ccchhipsesss tthheyy bitess usssssssssssssss

Marsyas · 12-27-2002, 01:58 PM

How about as a Parent?

"Yesss, Preciousss. After It cleanses it's room and takeses out It's trash, It may go play"

*~Marsyas~*

Ar-Gilien · 12-28-2002, 04:17 PM

Can you imagine Gollum as:

1. A super model:

"Yesss...they likeses uss, my preciousss...they really, really likeses ussss!"

2. The Wicked Witch from the 'Wizard of Oz':

"I'll getss you, my precioussss, and your little dog, too!"

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Ar-Gilien ]

Vuelve · 03-31-2003, 09:17 PM

as santa clause:

ho ho ho merry christmassssss preciousssssss. no stupid kidsesss can't have presiousssss. stupid elvesesss making bunches of presioussesss and trying to gives them away.
sorry that just came to me..... i know its not christmas....

**hangs head in shame.. stupid fat hobbit cant you come up with something funny at the RIGHT time of the year.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 04-01-2003, 12:23 AM

LoL! Roger Abbot, Saurannun? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

How about an employee at a pizza restaurant? I just got an image of him tossing pizza dough in the air gracefully and majestically...and having it fall down onto his face. "Curses it, precioussss! We hates it, we hates it forever!"

Anything but Arwen · 04-01-2003, 07:02 AM

Anyone seen that picture of Gollum in apink ballet tutu? Tres scary

Quirkette · 04-01-2003, 07:24 AM

I see Gollum as a dentist. He would peer in your mouth and say, "Teeth! Teeth, my precious! But we has only six." Then he would get to work.

I am sure I am totally dorky.

Vuelve · 04-01-2003, 07:08 PM

lol i will never see gollum the same again. i have seen the one of gollum in a tu tu...very interesting.

gollum as a cheerleader HMMMM....

Go precioussssss, fight precioussssss, win preciousssssss.......
in a cheer skirt with pom pons...
ACK!! mental image.
* falls out of chair laughing *

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 04-03-2003, 03:49 PM

Someone HAS to send me a copy of that picture with gollum in a tutu! WHOO that sounds "preciousssssss". . .

HA!

Vuelve · 04-10-2003, 06:33 PM

Pic of gollum. hehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 04-10-2003, 06:41 PM

'K, that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few millenia.

Gollum as Cyclops in X-Men. Oh the possibilities!

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 04-10-2003, 08:33 PM

Whoo man. Tha's REALLY REALLY creepy. Eek. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

12-02-2002, 04:40 PM	#1
Tulkas the Mighty Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 58	Can you imagine Gollum... Can you imagine Gollum in a tuxedo? the next James Bond? "The name's Gollum--Smeagol Gollum." the Captain of the Enterprise? "Set a course for Preciouss. Warp 7." conductor of a prestigious symphony orchestra? " and one two, a one two three four! C'mon put some emotion into it."

12-02-2002, 05:45 PM	#3
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	As in Agent an The Matrix. Heh heh... [ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ] __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

12-02-2002, 05:59 PM	#4
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	. . . As a guardian in "Reboot" . . . As Elrond (ooh! crossin' the line there!) . . . As Bubbles in PowerPuff Girls! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Purple is a fruit.

12-07-2002, 09:27 PM	#5
Knight of Gondor Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kentucky Posts: 744	I know I keep breaking bubbles (Bubbles, get it Saurannûn?), but isn't Gollum a little too Ring-crazed for that kind of thing? __________________ Eagerly awaiting the REAL Return of the King - Jesus Christ! Revelation 19:11-16

12-07-2002, 09:45 PM	#6
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	...as a ninja. ...as President Bush. ("I think that the education bill is very in-important, my precioussssssss.") ...as a cat (Purrrr-ecious) __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

12-07-2002, 10:23 PM	#7
-Imrahil- Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dol Amroth, upon the Bay of Belfalas Posts: 259	As a football player. (Wouldn't quite work would it?) __________________ My body is broken. I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed. I felled the black serpent. A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset!

12-08-2002, 01:38 PM	#8
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	As a MicDonalds employe! "Would we like fries with that, my presssssioussss?" __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-08-2002, 05:40 PM	#10
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Gollum figure skating in a gauzy white dress, with glitter on his cheeks and in his stringy black hair. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-08-2002, 09:11 PM	#11
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	Gollum as my vice priciplal: "Oh, yes we must confiscate the rings my preciousss" __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-08-2002, 09:38 PM	#12
the mortal elf Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... Posts: 201	My brother, Hoarding the PS2 and muttering...they mustn't get it my precious...oh no... At a sleepover having a pillow fight and giggling... A reluctant ringbearer at the Council of Elrond: We doesn't want it--Yes, precious, we does! We wants it for ourselves! No, master must take it--ah, but we could take it, be good and nice to Master... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ My imaginary friend says you have problems.

12-08-2002, 10:26 PM	#13
Orual Speaker of the Dead Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Superbia Posts: 901	LoL, Saurannun! "Stay frosty, preciousss!" "We doesn't think so, no, we doesn't, preciousss." __________________ "Oh, my god! I care so little, I almost passed out!" --Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"

12-08-2002, 11:18 PM	#14
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Insurance agent - "Yes, of course that'sss covered, precioussss - hmmm, iss it juicy? Iss it scrumptiously crunchable?" Insurance adjuster - "No, that'ss not covered preciouss. No, my love. P'rapss we chats about this a bitsy, yess? If you win, you getss the settlement, yess. If we winss...we EATS you!" __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.

12-09-2002, 05:04 PM	#15
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	Well done Kalimac! Nice one! . . .As Roger Abbot accompanying Don Ferguson on Royal Canadian Air Farce during a certain Newfie news channel sketch : DF: "How's she going my trout?" RA/G: "Yessss. . .niccce troutssssss, nice fissssh. . ." __________________ Purple is a fruit.

12-09-2002, 06:44 PM	#16
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Kalimac, that was funny. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] As Steve Irwin: "Tricksy lights, mate! If you look in when the lights are lit, they could kill you!!!!! But ain't they beauties? Yerssss, preciousssss lights, mate." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-09-2002, 11:23 PM	#17
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	...As a jewlery salesman? "NO! You can't have that, it's my precioussss" "OR that one! NO! It's my own, my love..." "NO! get outs of my ssstore...nasty evil cusssstomersss wanting to buy my precioussss" __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies

12-10-2002, 07:35 PM	#18
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	As my cat Snowflake: My human, my preciousss, How dare they steal my preciouss, we hates them, we hates them forever! As a tree hugger: My preciouss tree, how dare they try to destoy my precousssss, burn them, chop them down, yesss, we kill them my preciousss __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-10-2002, 11:55 PM	#19
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Thanks, Saurannun and Diamond [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. (Can you tell I used to be an adjuster? It's possible to do well, but you have to have a nervous system like a clam's, which I don't). How about - Gollum as Television Chef? "So we adds a nice juiccccy fisssh - no, we doesn't COOK it, nice fissshhh. Then we cuts in half, adds some cold water and we EATS it, preciousss! Be sure to tune in next week - next weekses show we preparess rabbitss." __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.

12-11-2002, 12:06 AM	#20
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Don't forget taters. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-18-2002, 08:28 PM	#21
Lindolirian World's Tallest Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Where the view is long Posts: 2,126	Ah, now we've seen the movie and we can imagine him better. As a nightclub singer. "Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight! O, get down tonight!!" __________________ 'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end."

12-18-2002, 08:38 PM	#22
Aragorn2002 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: US Posts: 91	Gollum as Harry Potter in the CoS ________ Asian Cams Last edited by Aragorn2002; 04-15-2011 at 03:16 AM.

12-27-2002, 09:54 AM	#23
busybee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Lothlorien...dream...actually the middle of nowhere...Mumbai Posts: 89	How about Prince Charming "Don't worry I'll save you" Even better a Damsel in distress with flowing golden locks that glint in the sunlight "Help me Help me!" "My Hero!" [ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: busybee ] __________________ Pleeze does anyone know of a magical doorway or something to Middle Earth!?!?

12-27-2002, 01:28 PM	#24
Aragorn_Protector Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: LOTR book Posts: 25	This is ggooooddd-- At a fish 'n chips restaurant Heres your ffisssshh niiccceeee fffiiiisssshhhh, nice 'n colldd 'n jjuuiicccy CUSTOMER: Ok the fish is grose can I atleast have the chips I ordered? G:Nassstty ccchhipsesss tthheyy bitess usssssssssssssss __________________ When you see elves shield-boarding down stairs at Helms deep you know PJ needs a catscan

12-27-2002, 01:58 PM	#25
Marsyas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rohandemar Posts: 38	How about as a Parent? "Yesss, Preciousss. After It cleanses it's room and takeses out It's trash, It may go play" ~Marsyas~ __________________ ~Marsyas~ ~Niere~ Some find strength in numbers, I find strength in solitude.

12-28-2002, 04:17 PM	#26
Ar-Gilien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ossiriand Posts: 26	Can you imagine Gollum as: 1. A super model: "Yesss...they likeses uss, my preciousss...they really, really* likeses ussss!"* 2. The Wicked Witch from the 'Wizard of Oz': "I'll getss you, my precioussss, and your little dog, too!" [ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Ar-Gilien ] __________________ "We'll getses you, my preciousss, and your little dog, too!"~Gollum, portraying the Wicked Witch of the West, from 'Wizard of Oz'~

03-31-2003, 09:17 PM	#27
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 167	as santa clause: ho ho ho merry christmassssss preciousssssss. no stupid kidsesss can't have presiousssss. stupid elvesesss making bunches of presioussesss and trying to gives them away. sorry that just came to me..... i know its not christmas.... **hangs head in shame.. stupid fat hobbit cant you come up with something funny at the RIGHT time of the year. __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

04-01-2003, 12:23 AM	#28
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	LoL! Roger Abbot, Saurannun? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] How about an employee at a pizza restaurant? I just got an image of him tossing pizza dough in the air gracefully and majestically...and having it fall down onto his face. "Curses it, precioussss! We hates it, we hates it forever!" __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

04-01-2003, 07:02 AM	#29
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	Anyone seen that picture of Gollum in apink ballet tutu? Tres scary __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

04-01-2003, 07:24 AM	#30
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	I see Gollum as a dentist. He would peer in your mouth and say, "Teeth! Teeth, my precious! But we has only six." Then he would get to work. I am sure I am totally dorky. __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

04-01-2003, 07:08 PM	#31
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 167	lol i will never see gollum the same again. i have seen the one of gollum in a tu tu...very interesting. gollum as a cheerleader HMMMM.... Go precioussssss, fight precioussssss, win preciousssssss....... in a cheer skirt with pom pons... ACK!! mental image. * falls out of chair laughing * __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

04-03-2003, 03:49 PM	#32
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	Someone HAS to send me a copy of that picture with gollum in a tutu! WHOO that sounds "preciousssssss". . . HA! __________________ Purple is a fruit.

04-10-2003, 06:33 PM	#33
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 167	Pic of gollum. hehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

04-10-2003, 06:41 PM	#34
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	'K, that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few millenia. Gollum as Cyclops in X-Men. Oh the possibilities! __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

04-10-2003, 08:33 PM	#35
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	Whoo man. Tha's REALLY REALLY creepy. Eek. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Purple is a fruit.