Duel of Doom! - Page 16 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Elf-warrior · 09-28-2006, 03:25 PM

Saruman: I am the ambulance that takes the gamer to the hospital!

doom_hammer · 09-28-2006, 05:30 PM

gandalf:i am the drunk driver that crashes the ambulance

High King Fingolfin · 09-28-2006, 08:28 PM

Saruman: I am the secondary ambulance that rescues the first one.

doom_hammer · 09-28-2006, 08:43 PM

gandalf: i am but the second drunk driver that rolls the second ambulance down the hill

Volo · 09-29-2006, 06:32 AM

Saruman: I am the maniac who steals drunk driver's socks. With no exception this time.

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 01:39 PM

gandalf: i am the socks that the maniac Worships

Volo · 09-29-2006, 01:48 PM

Saruman: Yes, the maniac is really happy now...

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 02:57 PM

gandalf: i am the striaght jaket that holds the maniac

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-30-2006, 01:17 PM

: I am the Walrus that eats the straight jacket (and says "coo coo ka choo" and all that good).

Glirdan · 09-30-2006, 01:21 PM

Gandalf: I am the turtle from "Finding Nemo" that attacks the walrus for stealing my line.

doom_hammer · 09-30-2006, 05:03 PM

Saruman: I am Nemo that attacks the turtle.

High King Fingolfin · 10-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Gandalf: I am the credits, which show Nemo to be a fraud.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-01-2006, 11:54 AM

: I am the fire that burns the credits!

doom_hammer · 10-01-2006, 02:09 PM

Gandalf: "i am the fire man that puts out the fire.

elronds_daughter · 10-01-2006, 02:47 PM

Saruman: I am the fatal case of smoke inhalation that the fireman develops.

doom_hammer · 10-01-2006, 02:50 PM

Gandalf: i am the doctor that makes him allllllllll beter

High King Fingolfin · 10-01-2006, 04:07 PM

Saruman: I am the lawyer that sues the doctor for malpractice for no reason.

doom_hammer · 10-02-2006, 03:45 PM

Gandalf: i am the guy who fires the lawyer

High King Fingolfin · 10-02-2006, 07:41 PM

Saruman: I am the *gasp* lawsuit filed against the guy for wrongful termination!

doom_hammer · 10-03-2006, 03:59 AM

Gandalf: i am the guy that has to fir the other guy

elronds_daughter · 10-03-2006, 07:25 AM

Saruman: I am the explosion that obliterates the universe and makes all lawsuits and employment terminations utterly insignificant.

doom_hammer · 10-03-2006, 05:02 PM

Gandalf: i am the one that remakes the world

High King Fingolfin · 10-03-2006, 09:42 PM

Saruman: I am Melkor, who immediately tries to take the world for my own.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-04-2006, 01:15 AM

: I am the Powers that defy him!

doom_hammer · 10-04-2006, 04:06 AM

Saruman: i am the powers that defy the other powers.

High King Fingolfin · 10-04-2006, 09:22 PM

Gandalf: I am Eru, the power that rules over all lesser powers.

Volo · 10-07-2006, 09:45 AM

Saruman: I'm J.K. Rowling who steals Eru's popularity :/

High King Fingolfin · 10-07-2006, 10:37 AM

Gandalf: I am the police officer that arrests her for her many rip-offs of things.

The Elf-warrior · 10-12-2006, 07:16 PM

Saruman: I am the grand jury that doesn't indict her!

Meneltarmacil · 10-12-2006, 07:23 PM

Gandalf: I am the crazed LOTR fan that abducts her and locks her in the basement!

High King Fingolfin · 10-12-2006, 10:56 PM

Saruman: I am the Harry Potter fan that rescues her!

elronds_daughter · 10-13-2006, 08:01 AM

Gandalf: I am the sudden, unexpected heart attack which kills her.

doom_hammer · 10-13-2006, 08:20 PM

Saruman: i am the docter that saves her life.

High King Fingolfin · 10-13-2006, 08:27 PM

Gandalf: I am the other emergency which calls the doctor away.

Volo · 10-14-2006, 08:23 AM

Saruman: I'm Turin, who is causing the other emergancy.

Lhunardawen · 10-19-2006, 04:38 AM

Gandalf: I am Nienor, whom Túrin was crazy enough to follow down Cabed Naeramarth.

Meneltarmacil · 10-19-2006, 08:16 AM

Saruman: I am the space-time anomaly that alters history, resulting in both of them being eaten by Glaurung.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-19-2006, 08:21 AM

: I am the hilarious and poetically just way in which Glaurung dies... I.e. falling off a cliff onto Melkor.

Gurthang · 10-19-2006, 01:27 PM

Saruman: I am a strangely unharmed tourist who is standing by wondering and laughing about what just happened. And taking pictures... because tourists love pictures.

High King Fingolfin · 10-19-2006, 10:04 PM

Gandalf: I am the guide that takes the tourist away.

09-28-2006, 03:25 PM	#601
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the ambulance that takes the gamer to the hospital! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-28-2006, 08:28 PM	#603
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the secondary ambulance that rescues the first one. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-29-2006, 01:48 PM	#607
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Saruman: Yes, the maniac is really happy now... __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-30-2006, 01:17 PM	#609
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	: I am the Walrus that eats the straight jacket (and says "coo coo ka choo" and all that good). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-30-2006, 01:21 PM	#610
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Gandalf: I am the turtle from "Finding Nemo" that attacks the walrus for stealing my line. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-28-2006, 05:30 PM	#602
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	gandalf:i am the drunk driver that crashes the ambulance

09-28-2006, 08:43 PM	#604
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	gandalf: i am but the second drunk driver that rolls the second ambulance down the hill

09-29-2006, 06:32 AM	#605
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Saruman: I am the maniac who steals drunk driver's socks. With no exception this time.

09-29-2006, 01:39 PM	#606
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	gandalf: i am the socks that the maniac Worships

09-29-2006, 02:57 PM	#608
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	gandalf: i am the striaght jaket that holds the maniac

09-30-2006, 05:03 PM	#611
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Saruman: I am Nemo that attacks the turtle.

10-01-2006, 11:52 AM	#612
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the credits, which show Nemo to be a fraud. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-01-2006, 11:54 AM	#613
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	: I am the fire that burns the credits! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-01-2006, 02:09 PM	#614
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Gandalf: "i am the fire man that puts out the fire.

10-01-2006, 02:47 PM	#615
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Saruman: I am the fatal case of smoke inhalation that the fireman develops. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-01-2006, 02:50 PM	#616
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Gandalf: i am the doctor that makes him allllllllll beter

10-01-2006, 04:07 PM	#617
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the lawyer that sues the doctor for malpractice for no reason. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-02-2006, 03:45 PM	#618
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Gandalf: i am the guy who fires the lawyer

10-02-2006, 07:41 PM	#619
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the gasp lawsuit filed against the guy for wrongful termination! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-03-2006, 03:59 AM	#620
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Gandalf: i am the guy that has to fir the other guy

10-03-2006, 07:25 AM	#621
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Saruman: I am the explosion that obliterates the universe and makes all lawsuits and employment terminations utterly insignificant. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-03-2006, 05:02 PM	#622
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Gandalf: i am the one that remakes the world

10-03-2006, 09:42 PM	#623
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am Melkor, who immediately tries to take the world for my own. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-04-2006, 01:15 AM	#624
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	: I am the Powers that defy him! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-04-2006, 04:06 AM	#625
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Saruman: i am the powers that defy the other powers.

10-04-2006, 09:22 PM	#626
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am Eru, the power that rules over all lesser powers. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-07-2006, 09:45 AM	#627
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Saruman: I'm J.K. Rowling who steals Eru's popularity :/ __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-07-2006, 10:37 AM	#628
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the police officer that arrests her for her many rip-offs of things. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-12-2006, 07:16 PM	#629
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the grand jury that doesn't indict her! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-12-2006, 07:23 PM	#630
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Gandalf: I am the crazed LOTR fan that abducts her and locks her in the basement! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-12-2006, 10:56 PM	#631
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Saruman: I am the Harry Potter fan that rescues her! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-13-2006, 08:01 AM	#632
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Gandalf: I am the sudden, unexpected heart attack which kills her. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-13-2006, 08:20 PM	#633
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Saruman: i am the docter that saves her life.

10-13-2006, 08:27 PM	#634
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf: I am the other emergency which calls the doctor away. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-14-2006, 08:23 AM	#635
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Saruman: I'm Turin, who is causing the other emergancy. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page