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Nevtalathiel · 04-25-2002, 01:15 PM

Aragorn has lots of names:
Fatty
Sword-breaker
Oi you stealing the crown!
and some which I couldn't write down here! Though no one calls him any of these to his name. the meaning of these names is basically that no one really likes him, though they're all so scared they'l make him cry that no one tells him. fortunately, Aragorn's hearing is not very good and he's never noyiced all the people making faces at him or throwing things!

What did the members of the Fellowhip do after the war of the ring?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-25-2002, 03:51 PM

When Aragorn got married, he gave it to Arwen on his wedding.
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Who is sauron's best friend in he Shire

Nevfeniel · 04-25-2002, 06:47 PM

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Optional question : Why do these numbskulls
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Sometimes it's an accident.

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Who is sauron's best friend in he Shire?

Sauron's best friend is Pippin!
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What happened to Sam after he returned to the Shire?

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Belegfanaion · 04-25-2002, 07:26 PM

When Sam returned to the Shire, the very first thing he did was take up parasailing because, "As my ol' Gaffer used to say to me: 'Life t'a'int worth livin' till ya learn three things. One, dedication to yer ring-bearing, hairy-footed Baggins friends; two, make a LONG journeny to a really big, boiling volcano and almost get killed 60 gajillion times along the way; and three, take up the grand sport of parasailing!'" Eventually though, about seventeen years later, he and Lobelia S-B FINALLY settled down (like I always knew would happen - I mean, what's up with the whole Frodo-and-Sam-are-gay thing???) and they had fourteen children. Names: "Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Thorin....." etc.

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What does Frodo find in Lobelia's umbrella when he searches it?

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Aosama, the Wandering Star · 04-25-2002, 10:55 PM

The teddy bear Bilbo gave him in Rivendell. Frodo is very upset, and claimed "Mr. Hugs" was traumatized by the ugliness and darkness inside Lobelia's umbrella, and demanded that she pay for his therapy bills. Lobelia, of course, complied, seeing as how Frodo was her favourite nephew.

What is cram?

Birdland · 04-25-2002, 11:09 PM

Cram is a well-guarded secret in the Shire, being the magical ointment that Hobbits applied liberally to their feet. It toughened and waterproofed the soles, so that they never had to wear shoes.

The elves bought the recipe for cram from the Sandyman family long ago, and immediately locked it away for all eternity, since the Elves' entire economy is based around the making and selling of footwear throughout Middle Earth. (See the fairy tale "The Shoemaker and the Elves" for more info.)

Unfortunately, the recipe for cram has been lost forever, which means we are condemned to wearing overpriced Nikes throughout the 7th Age.

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What did Elrond do to Sam when he found he attended the secret Council uninvited?

Sindalómiel · 04-26-2002, 04:21 AM

He forced him to sit in a dark room and watch constant reruns of Barney the Dinosaur until Sam repented or went insane, whichever happened first.

Why do Hobbits like to eat so much?

KingCarlton · 04-26-2002, 06:01 AM

Because they have no other proof to validate their existence.

Question : What's the real reason for Gollum's part in the story?

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Sometimes it's an accident.

Not if it is repeated thrice on the same page. Besides there is always the option to delete the mistakes.

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Birdland · 04-27-2002, 07:49 AM

Gollum's part of the story was to throttle nasty little posters who start fights over bandwidth.

"Nasssssty posterssssss...yessssss...upset the pressciousss Board, they do...yessssss".

Why did Merry say to Theoden, "As a father you will be to me."?

KingCarlton · 04-27-2002, 08:25 AM

Merry Brandybuck was a simple soul and he put too much stock in the gossips of the Took women who were quite jealous of the Bucks provenance, and spread malicious rumours about his mother. Merry was trying to find out the truth for himself though after much persuasion of one Bilbo Baggins.

What manner of relationship did Uglúk and Grishnákh share?

*sets a trap for the rare
Ne [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] rBr [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]er bird.
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Susan Delgado · 04-27-2002, 12:17 PM

They're just two guys who can't agree on who gets to dress-up their new Hobbits first.
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By what method did Gandalf discover that it was the One Ring in question?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-27-2002, 03:15 PM

He mailed it to Sauron and asked him to send it back if it was the One Ring.
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Why did Sam leave his master in Shelob's Lair?

ElanorGamgee · 04-27-2002, 03:40 PM

Well, Sam knew all along that Frodo was only drugged, not dead. He wanted to escape from his cruel master, who had forced him on the mission against his will and beat him daily, before he could wake up.

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How did Pippin and Merry escape from the orc camp?

Aosama, the Wandering Star · 04-27-2002, 04:15 PM

They pretended they were magicians and put on a 'magic show' for the Orcs. They then 'disappeared' before the Orcs could figure out what had happened. Orcs aren't too bright.

Why did Bard the Bowman kill Smaug?
(sorry about doble posting. It was an accident, and I know better now) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-27-2002, 06:53 PM

Bard the Bowman kill Smog because smog is bad for the enviorment.
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How did Merry get to Gondor from Rohan when Theoden wouldn't let him go?

Nevfeniel · 04-28-2002, 08:47 AM

Gandalf gave him a ride. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Did Frodo have any children? If so, how many?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-28-2002, 12:50 PM

Frodo had a lot of children, sauron was his eldest son. The Sauron who forged the ring was Frodo's grandfather. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Did gandalf ever get married?

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Sindalómiel · 04-28-2002, 07:18 PM

Yes. Once Arwen decided that marriage to a Gondorian king wasn't all it was cracked up to be, she divorced Aragorn and moved to Moria to be with Gandalf.

How did Glorfindel help the Fellowship?

ElanorGamgee · 04-28-2002, 07:28 PM

Glorfindel was the excellent Elvish chef of Rivendell. He served the Fellowship lembas like no one had even tasted before. Unfortunately, Arwen got jealous of him and slipped a bit of arsenic in his wine. He survived but was never quite the same, as he developed a fear of wine that prevented him from cooking up to his superb standards. He resigned in shame. Arwen then took his place, but could never quite duplicate the lembas that the citizens of Rivendell had come to love so.

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What is a burrahobbit and what has it got to do with anyone's pockets?

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Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-28-2002, 08:47 PM

A buurahobbit is a cross between a burro and a hobbit, and it eats people's pockets.
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Who killed Boromir?

Susan Delgado · 04-29-2002, 02:19 AM

Boromir killed himself when he learned that the Fellowship had not been formed for the express purpose of going to a mall and buying him (Boromir) lots and lots of shoes. At the prospect of inadvertantly commiting the fashion "don't" of having only one pair of clunky old boots to go with every outfit he owned, he just couldn't take it anymore.
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Where did Bilbo and the Dwarves go and what was their purpose in going?

Cimmerian · 04-29-2002, 04:00 AM

Their purpose was to find Saruman, but somewhere along the way....the lost their tracks and got split up.
Bilbo dissapeared, and half of the dwarves went to Waters Deep and the other half of the dwarves went along and found Snow White.
Snow Whyte, Saruman ...what's the difference waw their observation.

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Who is Farmer mAggots wife and what does she do in the shire?

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Birdland · 04-29-2002, 07:28 AM

Fly control. Someone had to keep the upper hand on all those little Maggots. (Maggot? Geez, what a name! What was Tolkien thinking?)
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Why did Frodo wait until his birthday to leave the Shire? (No, seriously: Why DID he wait until his birthday?)

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-29-2002, 05:13 PM

Cause he wanted to get presents before he left.(the real answer is because he didn't want to leave Bag End so he delayed as much as possible.)
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What happened to Faramir after the Battle of Pelennor Fields?

Anarya SilverBranch · 04-29-2002, 07:11 PM

After the Battle of Pellenor Fields Faramir said "the heck with this ring thing, I'm not doing this anymore!" So he booked a trip to Disneyland and he and Eowyn eloped.
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What was Sauron's middle name?

Nevfeniel · 04-29-2002, 07:42 PM

Phil
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Who exactly is Eowyn, anyways?

Cimmerian · 04-30-2002, 06:37 AM

Eowyn is a frustrated Rapunzel wannabe but her hair just would not grow long enough to let anyone climb up into her tower. Poor Thing [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

What are the Stewards of Gondor?

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Birdland · 04-30-2002, 09:07 AM

Keeping with the "no women in LoTR unless absolutely necessary" theme, there were no stewardesses in Middle-earth. Only stewards.

The Stewards of Gondor were the friendly hosts for Eagle Air, the only transcontinental airline of Middle-earth. Their slogan was, "Ent-draught, mead, or me?"

They did look very fetching in their uniforms, but the heels just killed them.

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When Gandalf fell in Khazad-Dun, where did he go?

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Gimli Son Of Gloin · 04-30-2002, 11:52 PM

He landed in a portal and came to our Earth. Being parrelel universes, he came during the seventys. He spent a month or two as a hippie, but got bored. So he went back to ME, unfortunetly, he wouldn't tell us how.
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How did Denethor die?

Susan Delgado · 05-01-2002, 03:05 AM

He was so obsessed with that stupid Palantir that he forgot he left the stove on. When he smelled the smoke, he ran out to turn it off, but he tripped on the bottom of his robe and somersaulted all the way down the stairs of Ecthelion, and by the time he got to the bottom, someone else had already found the stove and turned it off.
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In what way did Bombadil help the Hobbits on their way out of the Shire?

Birdland · 05-01-2002, 07:07 AM

He escorted them to the borders of the Old Forest at knifepoint, and made it very clear that if they showed their furry feet around there again he'd see that "Old Man Willow finishes the job." He then went merrily dancing back among the trees, muttering something about "incompetent twits"..."learn to read a map"..."they really ARE a virus"...etc.

Later, when the Barrow Wights contacted him about their home invasion problem, the whole sorry scene had to be repeated.

Where are those Bounders when you REALLY need them?

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How did Bilbo spend his time in Rivendell?

Nevtalathiel · 05-01-2002, 10:48 AM

Bilbo spent his time at Rivendell knitting swesters for Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin, as well as Aragorn. They all had initials on the front and Frodo's had a special poccket for the ring. When the Fellowship arrived, Bilbo sewed up Frodo's wound and crocheted Aragorn's sword back together.

How did the sword that was broken get broken?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-01-2002, 03:44 PM

After the battle, Isildur was so tired when he got home he just threw all his stuff on the couch and went to sleep. His wife was having a tea-party that day, and one of his wife's friends sat on it...
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Who was Faramir's uncle and what was he famous for?

Cimmerian · 05-02-2002, 07:15 AM

Faramir’s uncle was a travelling salesman for a Jeweller and he always seemed to have a collection if exquisite inscribed rings for sale. However with Sauron’s ring being lost and all, this old guy had to bear the brunt every time he tried to make a sale. This constant persecution made his tale known all over ME and he eventually gained fame and some fortune.

Why was it decided at the council of Elrond to destroy the One ring, what reason did each speaker give?

Anarya SilverBranch · 05-02-2002, 01:25 PM

Boromir said "EEEEWWWW!! Its evil! Icky icky evil, get it away!!"

Frodo Said "Its gotta go, but I'm not doing it! Make Bilbo go, hes gonna die soon anyway."

Aragorn said "I'll destroy it and look all heroic and will have women throwing themselves at my feet!" at that comment smiles a wide fake grin, all mirrors nearby break.

Legolas said, "Ohmigod! That is so like tacky! Gold? Yuck! Thats like soo eighties! What was sauron thinking?
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What was gollum's favorite phrase?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-02-2002, 05:39 PM

Gollum's favorite phrase was, "You stupid, smelly, poop-reeking, disease-carrying, plague-ridden, hunk of dog crap!!"
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Why did Denethor want to burn his own son, Faramir?

Nevfeniel · 05-02-2002, 05:57 PM

He was hungry? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Where did Merry and Pippin go after they escaped from the orcs?

ElanorGamgee · 05-02-2002, 06:08 PM

Merry and Pippin promptly went to the nearest salon for their manicures, pedicures, and hair styles. Those nasty orcs made them miss their appointments.

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Why did Lobelia hate Frodo?

Anarya SilverBranch · 05-02-2002, 06:19 PM

Lobielia hated Frodo because he stole her curling iron! The nerve of that half baggins, [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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What were Boromir's last words?

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 05-02-2002, 07:36 PM

Tell my people, I have died for my country...
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Who killed the Witch King?

04-25-2002, 01:15 PM	#201
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	Aragorn has lots of names: Fatty Sword-breaker Oi you stealing the crown! and some which I couldn't write down here! Though no one calls him any of these to his name. the meaning of these names is basically that no one really likes him, though they're all so scared they'l make him cry that no one tells him. fortunately, Aragorn's hearing is not very good and he's never noyiced all the people making faces at him or throwing things! What did the members of the Fellowhip do after the war of the ring? __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

04-25-2002, 03:51 PM	#202
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	When Aragorn got married, he gave it to Arwen on his wedding. _______________________________________ Who is sauron's best friend in he Shire __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-26-2002, 04:21 AM	#207
Sindalómiel Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 109	He forced him to sit in a dark room and watch constant reruns of Barney the Dinosaur until Sam repented or went insane, whichever happened first. Why do Hobbits like to eat so much? __________________ http://www.webspawner.com/users/rineee/Sidhwen.jpg An Eru mîriant i-Ardhon E-anniant În Iôn Er-edonnant, an er-pen aphadiant ú-gwanno, garir i-guil uireb

04-27-2002, 08:25 AM	#210
KingCarlton Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dream Kingdom Posts: 119	Merry Brandybuck was a simple soul and he put too much stock in the gossips of the Took women who were quite jealous of the Bucks provenance, and spread malicious rumours about his mother. Merry was trying to find out the truth for himself though after much persuasion of one Bilbo Baggins. What manner of relationship did Uglúk and Grishnákh share? *sets a trap for the rare Ne [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] rBr [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]er bird. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Know ye People, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, And the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars. Hither came Carlton, the King, black haired, bronze hued, mightily thewed, sullen eyed. Sword in hand, a warrior, a destroyer, a conqueror. With gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jewelled thrones of the Earth, under his sandalled feet.

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Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	They're just two guys who can't agree on who gets to dress-up their new Hobbits first. ------------------------ By what method did Gandalf discover that it was the One Ring in question? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

04-25-2002, 10:55 PM	#205
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	The teddy bear Bilbo gave him in Rivendell. Frodo is very upset, and claimed "Mr. Hugs" was traumatized by the ugliness and darkness inside Lobelia's umbrella, and demanded that she pay for his therapy bills. Lobelia, of course, complied, seeing as how Frodo was her favourite nephew. What is cram?

04-25-2002, 11:09 PM	#206
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Cram is a well-guarded secret in the Shire, being the magical ointment that Hobbits applied liberally to their feet. It toughened and waterproofed the soles, so that they never had to wear shoes. The elves bought the recipe for cram from the Sandyman family long ago, and immediately locked it away for all eternity, since the Elves' entire economy is based around the making and selling of footwear throughout Middle Earth. (See the fairy tale "The Shoemaker and the Elves" for more info.) Unfortunately, the recipe for cram has been lost forever, which means we are condemned to wearing overpriced Nikes throughout the 7th Age. ------------------------------- What did Elrond do to Sam when he found he attended the secret Council uninvited?

04-27-2002, 07:49 AM	#209
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Gollum's part of the story was to throttle nasty little posters who start fights over bandwidth. "Nasssssty posterssssss...yessssss...upset the pressciousss Board, they do...yessssss". Why did Merry say to Theoden, "As a father you will be to me."?

04-27-2002, 03:15 PM	#212
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	He mailed it to Sauron and asked him to send it back if it was the One Ring. ________________________________ Why did Sam leave his master in Shelob's Lair? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-27-2002, 03:40 PM	#213
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Well, Sam knew all along that Frodo was only drugged, not dead. He wanted to escape from his cruel master, who had forced him on the mission against his will and beat him daily, before he could wake up. ----- How did Pippin and Merry escape from the orc camp? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

04-27-2002, 04:15 PM	#214
Aosama, the Wandering Star Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 210	They pretended they were magicians and put on a 'magic show' for the Orcs. They then 'disappeared' before the Orcs could figure out what had happened. Orcs aren't too bright. Why did Bard the Bowman kill Smaug? (sorry about doble posting. It was an accident, and I know better now) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ April 27, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

04-27-2002, 06:53 PM	#215
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Bard the Bowman kill Smog because smog is bad for the enviorment. -------------------------------------------- How did Merry get to Gondor from Rohan when Theoden wouldn't let him go? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-28-2002, 08:47 AM	#216
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Gandalf gave him a ride. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] -------------------------------- Did Frodo have any children? If so, how many? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

04-28-2002, 12:50 PM	#217
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Frodo had a lot of children, sauron was his eldest son. The Sauron who forged the ring was Frodo's grandfather. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Did gandalf ever get married? [ April 28, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-28-2002, 07:18 PM	#218
Sindalómiel Wight Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 109	Yes. Once Arwen decided that marriage to a Gondorian king wasn't all it was cracked up to be, she divorced Aragorn and moved to Moria to be with Gandalf. How did Glorfindel help the Fellowship? __________________ http://www.webspawner.com/users/rineee/Sidhwen.jpg An Eru mîriant i-Ardhon E-anniant În Iôn Er-edonnant, an er-pen aphadiant ú-gwanno, garir i-guil uireb

04-28-2002, 07:28 PM	#219
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Glorfindel was the excellent Elvish chef of Rivendell. He served the Fellowship lembas like no one had even tasted before. Unfortunately, Arwen got jealous of him and slipped a bit of arsenic in his wine. He survived but was never quite the same, as he developed a fear of wine that prevented him from cooking up to his superb standards. He resigned in shame. Arwen then took his place, but could never quite duplicate the lembas that the citizens of Rivendell had come to love so. ----- What is a burrahobbit and what has it got to do with anyone's pockets? [ April 28, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

04-28-2002, 08:47 PM	#220
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	A buurahobbit is a cross between a burro and a hobbit, and it eats people's pockets. -------------------------------------------- Who killed Boromir? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-29-2002, 02:19 AM	#221
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	Boromir killed himself when he learned that the Fellowship had not been formed for the express purpose of going to a mall and buying him (Boromir) lots and lots of shoes. At the prospect of inadvertantly commiting the fashion "don't" of having only one pair of clunky old boots to go with every outfit he owned, he just couldn't take it anymore. ------------------------------- Where did Bilbo and the Dwarves go and what was their purpose in going? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

04-29-2002, 07:28 AM	#223
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Fly control. Someone had to keep the upper hand on all those little Maggots. (Maggot? Geez, what a name! What was Tolkien thinking?) ------------------------- Why did Frodo wait until his birthday to leave the Shire? (No, seriously: Why DID he wait until his birthday?)

04-29-2002, 05:13 PM	#224
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Cause he wanted to get presents before he left.(the real answer is because he didn't want to leave Bag End so he delayed as much as possible.) _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ What happened to Faramir after the Battle of Pelennor Fields? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

04-29-2002, 07:11 PM	#225
Anarya SilverBranch Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free. Posts: 245	After the Battle of Pellenor Fields Faramir said "the heck with this ring thing, I'm not doing this anymore!" So he booked a trip to Disneyland and he and Eowyn eloped. -------------- What was Sauron's middle name? __________________ Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas! O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!

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Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Phil ------------------------- Who exactly is Eowyn, anyways? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

04-30-2002, 06:37 AM	#227
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	Eowyn is a frustrated Rapunzel wannabe but her hair just would not grow long enough to let anyone climb up into her tower. Poor Thing [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] What are the Stewards of Gondor? [ April 30, 2002: Message edited by: Cimmerian ] __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

04-30-2002, 09:07 AM	#228
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Keeping with the "no women in LoTR unless absolutely necessary" theme, there were no stewardesses in Middle-earth. Only stewards. The Stewards of Gondor were the friendly hosts for Eagle Air, the only transcontinental airline of Middle-earth. Their slogan was, "Ent-draught, mead, or me?" They did look very fetching in their uniforms, but the heels just killed them. --------------- When Gandalf fell in Khazad-Dun, where did he go? [ April 30, 2002: Message edited by: Birdland ]

04-30-2002, 11:52 PM	#229
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	He landed in a portal and came to our Earth. Being parrelel universes, he came during the seventys. He spent a month or two as a hippie, but got bored. So he went back to ME, unfortunetly, he wouldn't tell us how. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- How did Denethor die? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-01-2002, 03:05 AM	#230
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	He was so obsessed with that stupid Palantir that he forgot he left the stove on. When he smelled the smoke, he ran out to turn it off, but he tripped on the bottom of his robe and somersaulted all the way down the stairs of Ecthelion, and by the time he got to the bottom, someone else had already found the stove and turned it off. --------------------------------- In what way did Bombadil help the Hobbits on their way out of the Shire? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

05-01-2002, 07:07 AM	#231
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	He escorted them to the borders of the Old Forest at knifepoint, and made it very clear that if they showed their furry feet around there again he'd see that "Old Man Willow finishes the job." He then went merrily dancing back among the trees, muttering something about "incompetent twits"..."learn to read a map"..."they really ARE a virus"...etc. Later, when the Barrow Wights contacted him about their home invasion problem, the whole sorry scene had to be repeated. Where are those Bounders when you REALLY need them? ----------------------------- How did Bilbo spend his time in Rivendell?

05-01-2002, 10:48 AM	#232
Nevtalathiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The depths of delusion Posts: 374	Bilbo spent his time at Rivendell knitting swesters for Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin, as well as Aragorn. They all had initials on the front and Frodo's had a special poccket for the ring. When the Fellowship arrived, Bilbo sewed up Frodo's wound and crocheted Aragorn's sword back together. How did the sword that was broken get broken? __________________ "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go even further with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

05-01-2002, 03:44 PM	#233
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	After the battle, Isildur was so tired when he got home he just threw all his stuff on the couch and went to sleep. His wife was having a tea-party that day, and one of his wife's friends sat on it... --------------------------------------------- Who was Faramir's uncle and what was he famous for? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-02-2002, 07:15 AM	#234
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	Faramir’s uncle was a travelling salesman for a Jeweller and he always seemed to have a collection if exquisite inscribed rings for sale. However with Sauron’s ring being lost and all, this old guy had to bear the brunt every time he tried to make a sale. This constant persecution made his tale known all over ME and he eventually gained fame and some fortune. Why was it decided at the council of Elrond to destroy the One ring, what reason did each speaker give? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

05-02-2002, 01:25 PM	#235
Anarya SilverBranch Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free. Posts: 245	Boromir said "EEEEWWWW!! Its evil! Icky icky evil, get it away!!" Frodo Said "Its gotta go, but I'm not doing it! Make Bilbo go, hes gonna die soon anyway." Aragorn said "I'll destroy it and look all heroic and will have women throwing themselves at my feet!" at that comment smiles a wide fake grin, all mirrors nearby break. Legolas said, "Ohmigod! That is so like tacky! Gold? Yuck! Thats like soo eighties! What was sauron thinking? -------------- What was gollum's favorite phrase? __________________ Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas! O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!

05-02-2002, 05:39 PM	#236
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Gollum's favorite phrase was, "You stupid, smelly, poop-reeking, disease-carrying, plague-ridden, hunk of dog crap!!" _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Why did Denethor want to burn his own son, Faramir? __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

05-02-2002, 05:57 PM	#237
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	He was hungry? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] -------------- Where did Merry and Pippin go after they escaped from the orcs? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

05-02-2002, 06:08 PM	#238
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Merry and Pippin promptly went to the nearest salon for their manicures, pedicures, and hair styles. Those nasty orcs made them miss their appointments. ----- Why did Lobelia hate Frodo? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

05-02-2002, 06:19 PM	#239
Anarya SilverBranch Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free. Posts: 245	Lobielia hated Frodo because he stole her curling iron! The nerve of that half baggins, [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What were Boromir's last words? __________________ Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas! O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!