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Old 09-28-2006, 12:50 PM   #201
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Yes, they kept them in small boxes under their beds and collected as many as possible in a variety of colours.

Q - How did they convince Thorin to join the battle of five armies?
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:55 PM   #202
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Q - How did they convince Thorin to join the battle of five armies?
A: They didn't, Thorin actually slipped while he was laughing at the fight on the wall, the other dwarves followed Thorin because they all wanted Thorin's belt incase he died.

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Q: Why didn't Elrond just shove Isildur into the Crack of Doom?
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A: Because Isildur would have shoved him into Mt. Doom.

Q: Why did Bilbo leave the Shire on his 111th birthday?
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Q: Why didn't Bilbo kill Gollum when he had the chance?
A - Gollum pressed the fire alarm and Bilbo had to go and line up outside.

Q - Did Radagast ever see Saruman after the fall of Isenguard?
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Q - Did Radagast ever see Saruman after the fall of Isenguard?
A: no the ents ate saruman


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A - It was more subtle than a GIANT HAT!

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A: how could they not those furry little feet

Q: how old is frodo at the end of lord of the rings ???
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Q:Why was Bilbo chosen to be the Thief?
A - Gandalf had always suspected him as the one who stole his favourite pipe.

Q - When did Morgoth finnaly realise that the other Valar weren't going to join him?
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Q - When did Morgoth finnaly realise that the other Valar weren't going to join him?

A: When they rejected Morgoth's secret weapon he had never dared use before, the irresistable never-ending gobstoppers.

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A - 4 and a half. He used stilts most of the time.

Q - Who named Beleriand?
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Q: What(/who) is Denethor's perfume made of?
A: Whom, my dear fellow, Dr. H. T. Whom, foremost Gondorian scholar of the Third Age, was granted this distinctive posthumous honor.

Q: Did hobbits ever not celebrate anything?
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A: No they took any chance they could to drink.

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Q: How will Turin manage to kill Morgoth in the Last Battle?
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A - By offering him a cup of poisoned gin... then beating him over the head with it.

Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?
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A: "Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Aieeee!"

Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?
(I never actually gave it a great deal of thought...)
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Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?

A: In the same way that wereducks eat elves; anachronistically.


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A - They're not. But they are ridiculously longeable. But that is only because of a typing error on the best before date when Eru was tyred in the morning.

Q - When was the last time Smaug brushed his teeth?
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A - You did. Don't you remember.

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A: Only one. But he won't finish 'til sunrise, and it's an outdoor bulb, so....

Q: How old was Arwen?
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A: Obviously, they live on the moon, thats why the moon-hobbits never visit us.

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A: The secret that the Eagles were actually the Fell Beasts' cousins.

Q: How did Gandalf get a new staff after he lost his old one?
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A - There was a staff shop in Rohan. Business was slow and so the owner had been working with Saruman to try and get Gandalf to lose his staff. Funnily enough, he spent more money on the plot that Gandalf did on his new staff.

Q - Did the Balrog really want to kill Gandalf?
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A: No, he just wanted to settle the score after their last meeting where Gandalf made the Balrog pick up the check. He "forgot" his wallet.

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Q:HOW DID THE WEREDUCKS EAT THE ELVES???
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