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02-26-2006, 01:28 PM | #9761 |
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The only message this gives is this:
Don't do Drugs, kids!
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02-26-2006, 02:14 PM | #9762 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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During a mass clear-cutting operation of the forest, Treebeard lost his left foot
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02-26-2006, 02:39 PM | #9763 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Quote:
Merry: Hey, Pip? We didn't have any of that Longbottom Leaf last night, did we? Pippin: Uh, no. This giant parsnip clutching us appears to be real. Merry: Dang.
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02-26-2006, 03:34 PM | #9764 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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If the Entwives stuck around in the War of the Ring:
Merry and Pippin are not found by Treebeard, but rather his Enting son Cabbagebush, who does not understand the Common tounge, so will take them to Methedras to throw off like rocks in a pond.
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02-26-2006, 08:45 PM | #9765 |
Laconic Loreman
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This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables....
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02-26-2006, 09:08 PM | #9766 |
Itinerant Songster
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Treebeard: "No, I didn't have my nose sawn off to spite my face!"
OR Treebeard: "Right, left, turn then right. Swing the hips a bit, and that's the waltz." Pippin: "Ents got hips!" OR Merry: "I've heard of dreadlocks and mohawks, but what kind of hair do you call that?" Treebeard: "The twiggy look. Very fashionable." |
02-27-2006, 12:34 AM | #9767 |
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This is why there were so few Ents. They did not camouflage because the forest was blue and they were green.
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02-27-2006, 03:17 AM | #9768 |
Princess of Skwerlz
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Inspired by LMP's caption (and understood only by those who remember the first emaciated fashion model, back in the 60s):
Angry Twiggy: Look what having twins has done to my figure - I'll never be able to model again!
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
02-27-2006, 05:22 AM | #9769 |
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Nutrition.
Too get rid of his extra 'baggage,' Treebeard went on a Hobbits-only diet.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-27-2006, 09:59 AM | #9770 |
Itinerant Songster
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Premonitions of 'Cool World' (shudder!)
OR Next right: Strawberry Fields Forever. |
02-27-2006, 10:07 AM | #9771 |
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Pippin: Hay, Merry, you think we can smoke this?
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02-27-2006, 12:42 PM | #9772 |
Mischievous Candle
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Saruman's treachery was deeper than they knew for he was gathering his own army by crossbreeding carrots and guinea pigs...
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02-27-2006, 05:15 PM | #9773 |
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Pippin: "Merry, I think this Carrot and Coriander stew is disagreeing with me."
OR Treebeard, always keen to be eco-friendly, diligently takes his scrap Hobbits to the recycling bin.
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Gordon's alive!
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02-28-2006, 12:49 AM | #9774 |
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Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it!
Merry: It's only a new picture! These new novelty air fresheners were all the rage in Gondor. OR Gandalf: Look, I'm sorry about the whole cloak thing. But is the straight jacket really necessary?
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02-28-2006, 01:29 AM | #9775 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: You shall not pass! Your squared, black and white new shape shall not fool me, PACKMAN!!!
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02-28-2006, 03:01 AM | #9776 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I know it's the 36th take, if the stupid Hobbit gets his lines wrong again, it will be Glamdring that takes his head off and not your silly little chopping device.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
02-28-2006, 08:13 AM | #9777 |
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<insert your favorite uncloaking joke here>
OR Gandalf: "I feel like... like I'm being watched." Everyone looks away. (Except that one guy in the back.) OR Gandalf: *sigh* "Such a sad frame-rate. I was hoping for at least thirty frames per second." OR PJ: "Ian, I know you're going for the despairing hero look, but you seriously look like a homeless person wrapped up in a blanket!" OR Ian: *glances around to see who's looking* "Psst! You got the goods." Guy with clapper: *nonchalantly hands Ian "the goods"* "Yeah. Here's your stuff." Ian: "Great, I'll get ya the dough later."
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02-28-2006, 08:32 AM | #9778 |
The Pearl, The Lily Maid
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Ian: Mom, he's doing it again....
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02-28-2006, 10:20 AM | #9779 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The plot to edit Pippin out of the film was working perfectly!!!
OR PJ- Okay, let's start filming the next scene: "Gandalf and Bowl of Geraniums Discuss the War, with Pippin in the Background." Hehehee. The guy standing behind Gandalf looks like Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies.
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02-28-2006, 10:29 AM | #9780 |
The Perilous Poet
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Ian McKellan: (checks LotR book) I'm not reading this. These words make no sense. They're not in the book. At the end of the day what does RK522 mean?
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02-28-2006, 10:29 AM | #9781 |
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Gandalf: Psst... scratch my nose for me whilst you're there, mate.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
02-28-2006, 10:58 AM | #9782 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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After 36 takes, Gandalf started to daydream--I sure wish I could get off of this set and have a tall glass of ale right now, mmmmm ale
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02-28-2006, 03:03 PM | #9783 |
A Mere Boggart
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Gandalf sulks as his next door neighbour calls in the powers of the High Hedges Act to chop his Leylandii down to half its size.
OR Gandalf: "I might look like the Grandad but I assure you, I do not have any Werthers Originals in my pockets!"
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Gordon's alive!
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02-28-2006, 04:11 PM | #9784 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I'm on tv?! How does my hair look? Is my nose on right?
Nim
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02-28-2006, 07:28 PM | #9785 |
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Billy did not possess the same level of professionalism that Ian did.
PJ: Do you really need to stretch between each take? or PJ: That's it! No more water for Billy until he can hold it longer.
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02-28-2006, 09:34 PM | #9786 |
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Delivering surprise flowers to a girlfriend is always so much harder with the paparazzi around...
Gandalf: "Get out of here!!" |
03-01-2006, 12:36 AM | #9787 |
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Ian: Hmm. These flowers are nice.
Guy: Take 36! Ian: Really? Oh, thanks! I only need 4... OR After Gandalf was suspected of stealing Denethor's dressing gown, the steward hired the nearest camera crew available... lets just say they were less than subtle. Cameraman: We’ll have to do it again, Gandalf, we couldn’t see your hands as you picked up that bowl of flowers.
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03-01-2006, 03:59 AM | #9788 |
Scion of The Faithful
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Ngaw?
Ian: What is Ewan MacGregor doing in this film?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-01-2006, 05:52 AM | #9789 |
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Gandalf did not like his new beardcut.
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03-01-2006, 06:33 AM | #9790 |
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Wizards . . .
Gandalf: I wonder if it isn't too late to get that professorship at Hogwarts . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-01-2006, 10:44 AM | #9791 |
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From left to right:
- Gandalf - Bowl of flowers - Decapitated head - Pippin Hmmm...
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03-01-2006, 11:12 AM | #9792 | |
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Quote:
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03-01-2006, 11:46 AM | #9793 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf: "What writing is this? Dwarven? Tengwar? Black Speech?"
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03-01-2006, 06:22 PM | #9794 |
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Almost an uncloaking joke. Almost.
While on set, Gandalf glares at the costume desginer who invented a cloak with time-delay lock*.
__________________ *It will not open until the end of Arda.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-01-2006, 06:43 PM | #9795 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf was never much into anachronisms on mondays...
~ Aesthete
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03-01-2006, 08:06 PM | #9796 |
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Gandalf models the newest extra long Gangsta Hoodie...
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03-02-2006, 12:39 AM | #9797 |
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News!
Gandalf: What now?
Guy with clippie thing: New picture, take 36! Aragorn: You know what I really hate? Horses! I hate them so much.... what?.... There’s a load behind me isn't there? OR Théoden just uncloaked Gandalf back!
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03-02-2006, 02:56 AM | #9798 |
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Aragorn: "Guys, hiding Arwen in amongst a bunch of lookalikes was really unfair you know..."
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Gordon's alive!
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03-02-2006, 03:33 AM | #9799 |
Hauntress of the Havens
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Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?"
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03-02-2006, 03:41 AM | #9800 |
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Wheels!
Aragorn just watched Meduseld zoom off.
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