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11-13-2006, 03:28 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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No uncloaking jokes! Serously!
Elrond: AAAAGH! We've had this picture before!
OR Elrond just looked directly into the sun.
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11-13-2006, 06:24 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 439
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Elrond was willing to go to any length to recover his conditioner.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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11-14-2006, 05:54 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,307
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'Anyone got any insect repellent', shouted Elrond, as they watched the orcs swarm over the hills towards them. 'You could try swatting them with that giant hand', said the soldier next to him.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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11-14-2006, 06:17 AM
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Eagle of the Star
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sarmisegethuza
Posts: 1,058
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My foot! I stepped in a thorn!
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11-14-2006, 08:00 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,096
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I spy something gold!!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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11-14-2006, 08:23 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,169
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Elrond: "Mommy, Mommy, I wanna helmet too. Whhaaaaa!!"
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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11-14-2006, 09:20 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,549
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PJ didn't know that Elrond would be THAT upset over not having to wear a helmet to allow the audience to recognize him.
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I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. |
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11-15-2006, 11:52 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Lalwende carefully places her latest action figure acquisition into the display cabinet - Belching Elrond.
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Gordon's alive!
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11-15-2006, 12:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Elrond suddenly realised that he left the iron on.
OR Famous last words of famous Elves... Elrond: Oi! Sauron! Your hair is stupid!
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11-15-2006, 11:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Elrond: "Beam me up, Scotty!" OR
Elrond: "Get your hand out of the picture, Mr. Anderson!" OR Elrond: "I am not a Vulcan!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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11-16-2006, 12:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,096
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Elrond:....AND the NEXT time I have to UNTANGLE your helmets, I"M GONNA.....
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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11-16-2006, 01:55 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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Elrond made the mistake of trying to chew that jawbreaker in his mouth...
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11-16-2006, 02:20 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 4,075
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Elrond after an unsuccesfull game of werewolf: Grrr I am a Fenris wolf
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11-16-2006, 09:19 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,691
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Elrond: What it Isildur doing here???
OR With his Tarzan-growl and such hair, Elrond tried to turn all the Orc-ladies (and why not Orc-men?) to his cause. OR Elrond knew that it was a bad time to practise singing for his concert (Elrond being the lead singer of "Bolt Thrower" at the time), but did he care? Not a bit! OR Elrond: Isn't the concert of Iron Maiden here? Ticket inspector (hand): Umm... no. This is the concert of Maija Vilkkumaa (A bad Finnish pop singer). |
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11-17-2006, 01:59 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 8,385
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 ---- Anyway... Elrond: "Run away!"
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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11-17-2006, 07:11 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
Posts: 1,691
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11-19-2006, 12:44 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Elrond just got headbutted by an elf in one of those helmets.
OR Just time for some quick dental work.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-19-2006, 01:51 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,533
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This year's hottest novelty Christmas gift: LOTR nutcrackers.
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11-19-2006, 01:51 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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Don't you hate it when the rest of the audience is aloof at gigs? Elrond cared not, and sang his heart out when 2 minutes to midnight came on.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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11-19-2006, 06:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chozo Ruins.
Posts: 439
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LOUD NOISES!
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11-19-2006, 08:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,549
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Elrond (singing):
And Isildur ran away Bravely ran away, away oh, great Isildur When danger reared its ugly head he quickly turned his tail and fled
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I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. |
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11-21-2006, 06:10 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
Posts: 1,096
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"The great thing about these identikit Elvish soldiers," mused Elrond later, over a cup of hot cocoa. "Is that once the battle's done, you can hang them back up in the wardrobe by their well designed helmets. Good bit of thinking that."
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And all the rest is literature |
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11-21-2006, 10:11 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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An old chestnut...roasting on an open fire...
Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disoooo-oooo-oorder!
Or... Elrond: OWWW! Or... Elrond: AARGH! Or... Elrond: HEEEY! Or... Elrond: BLAHH! Which, incidentally, describes this post too...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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11-21-2006, 10:40 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Middle Earth? Nah, Wisconsin.
Posts: 19
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Curses! I forgot my constipation medicine today!
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I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead. |
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11-22-2006, 05:37 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Elrond demands a new picture.
 Balrog: I'll be baaaaaaaaaaack! Gandalf: What? OR Gandalf now knew why they said, "Don't look down!"
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-22-2006, 06:22 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,645
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Balrog: Hasta la vista, baby.
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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11-22-2006, 06:40 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Middle Earth? Nah, Wisconsin.
Posts: 19
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I have some bad news and some good news, Mithrandir. The bad news...I'm going to have to pull you into a chasm of black abyss and fight you within an inch of your Wizarding life. The good news...I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
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I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead. |
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11-22-2006, 06:43 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,679
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Gandalf: Prior to fighting good sir, I must demand that you accept a breath mint.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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11-22-2006, 08:05 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,390
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Upon the breaking of the bridge...
Gandalf: I told you you put on a little weight.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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11-22-2006, 09:40 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Gandalf: Pfft! Blasted carol singers.
OR Pippin: And he criticised me for dropping a stone to see how deep the hole was. 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-22-2006, 11:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment.
Posts: 1,549
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Gandalf's first attempts at fireworks were.... less than stellar.
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I prepared Explosive Runes this morning. |
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11-22-2006, 12:21 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,679
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As seen here, Balrogs were always considered the proverbial 'Red Headed Step Child' among the Maiar.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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11-22-2006, 12:26 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Balrog: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh they'rrrrrrrrre onlyyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggggsssssssss offfffffff shadowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............................. ......."
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Gordon's alive!
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11-22-2006, 12:29 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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or Gandalf: Right, and this is a staff of shadow.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Last edited by mormegil; 11-22-2006 at 12:32 PM. |
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11-22-2006, 12:45 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Gandalf indulges in some Extreme Marshmallow Toasting.
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Gordon's alive!
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11-22-2006, 12:46 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Of course, when Tolkien came to write this part of The Lord of the Rings, he neglected to mention that, rather than being grabbed by the whip and pulled down, Gandalf actually shouted, "Quick, Mr. Balrog! Grab my hand!" The Balrog obliged.
OR Gandalf has second thoughts about the High Dive.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-22-2006, 06:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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There is a reason why Gandalf never cooks for any of his friends...
Gandalf: Back! Back into the oven from whence you came filet mignon! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikađ líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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11-22-2006, 07:06 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,169
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Gandalf to Balrog: "Fly, you fool, if you can."
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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11-23-2006, 02:28 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,645
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Gandalf: "So is bungee jumping really that much fun?"
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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