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Old 10-22-2003, 08:54 PM   #121
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... looks a bit peeky
Yes indeed, being "peeky" is a bad thing. We all know what happened to the legendary Peeping Tom.

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his father died and married again
Hmm.... I didn't know necrophilia existed among the Elves!
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Old 11-17-2003, 02:39 PM   #122
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
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...and yet another variation on a popular homophone:
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Gandalf is the barer of this ring.
I can just see the movie version: 'The Naked Ring'! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-01-2003, 05:11 AM   #123
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you never seize to amaze me
Amazement seizes me...
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Old 12-10-2003, 03:34 PM   #124
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Not sure if this counts as a homophone (at least in most peoples' version of the English language), but in case you thought that Éowyn's bower was "a hutch to trammel some wild thing in", it seems you were sadly mistaken. It actually reads:
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A hushed, tremmelsome, wild thing.
That tremmelsome young Éowyn. She's probably the most tremmelsome of all the tremmelous characters in the whole tremlogy, I mean trilogy.
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Old 12-12-2003, 03:16 PM   #125
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A little known fact about one of the Ainur - Morgoth was a baker!!
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It sounds like he specialized in gingerbread men, perhaps? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-28-2004, 03:27 AM   #126
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Hear I come
Perhaps there's only a comma missing to remind us to listen for an arrival? "Hear, I come!"
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to sale into the West
Oooh, special offers in Valinor? Or are the Valar buying something from M-E??

(Now, we don't mention names here, but I got a kick out of the fact that both of these typos came from authors who are involved in a serious writing project that started on the Downs... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:41 AM   #127
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Robust greetings:
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Old 02-06-2004, 09:05 PM   #128
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
The perennial favourite makes yet another appearance ...

Gandalf exposed in Rohan!

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Old 02-07-2004, 08:45 AM   #129
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Butt I think there is an alternative.
Did you just call me Butt?

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And he roled down the mountain.
Doesn't sound as painful as rolling.

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I am the I of Sauron!
So where's the A of Sauron? Actually, Sauron doesn't have an I. S-A-U-R-O-N

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When in doubt, yous your knows.
I'm not touching the grammar in that one.
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Old 03-03-2004, 10:02 PM   #130
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Estel, the name given by a mother to a son she hoped would accomplish great feets
Hmm... how does one accomplish a foot? Was Aragorn leaping about or something? Did Gilraen want him to become Middle-earth's resident Leap-frog champion?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:09 PM   #131
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hear's one:Hear here! (slightly copied....but its still fresh off the vine)
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Вы - пончик желе!

Я оказался снова.

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Old 03-07-2004, 11:03 AM   #132
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
Here's a new twist to one of our favorite homophones:
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Both could bare arms
Where I live, it's still too cold for sleeveless tops...
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Old 03-29-2004, 12:39 PM   #133
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Two-in-one:
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a grate addition to Melkor's fours
I'm puzzled - grated cheese and petit fours don't go together very well...
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Old 03-29-2004, 02:52 PM   #134
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Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Bêthberry is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
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But i think we should look more into Middle Earth itself, and so I think that Tolkien is trying to show this, with so may characters turning to evil and only a few taking the 'wise' root and turning from it.
Did it belong to the Tree of Good and Evil? And should we all become gardeners?

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Old 03-30-2004, 02:54 PM   #135
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Yet more misused homophones.......
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Ah, such fine tails of.. um.. deadness!
For myself, I'd rather not have a dead tail.

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And that time when I fell in a whole
Yes, but did you complete the entire fall?
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Old 03-30-2004, 05:11 PM   #136
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Sam 'herd' a burst of 'horse' singing, blaring of horns, banging of gongs, a hideous clamour.

Yes, I think that hearing a herd of orcs singing like horses would be a hideous clamour!
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Old 03-30-2004, 05:16 PM   #137
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All your words are but to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house. But when the men have 'dyed' in battle and honour , you have 'leaves' to be burned in the house, for the men will 'knead' it no more.

strange role reversals: men dying their hair and making bread; women doing yard work, but doing it inside the house.
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Old 04-12-2004, 06:13 AM   #138
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Arrh... a Downer after me own heart. It was once said that the best ambassador is a Man O' War!
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Old 04-17-2004, 03:47 AM   #139
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Dragons do reproduce by lying eggs. Thus it is quiet possible to bread them.
Hush! We're enjoying our breaded filet of dragon - at least, if they didn't lie about the eggs...
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Old 05-17-2004, 11:51 AM   #140
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Ah, such fine tails of.. um.. deadness!
Oh, jees, that one was me!! *Slaps forehead, bangs head against wall* Stupid! *BANG* Stupid! *BANG* Stupid! *BANG* Ow.

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Old 07-15-2004, 06:35 AM   #141
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This one is tricky, admittedly...
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Anglo Saxon annunciation
...announcing the enunciation?!
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Old 07-20-2004, 03:36 AM   #142
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what other examples of curses are found in Middle-Earth or the Undrying Lands?
Never go to the Undrying Lands with wet hair.

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If it's all the same to you, I think I'll pass.
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:15 PM   #144
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Yet another one.
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No doubt with a nobleman peering over your shoulder and telling you that your computer time was up.
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Old 09-13-2004, 11:38 AM   #145
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PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit)
You mean he's making a mime version?
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:06 PM   #146
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Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
"Sir Ian Mc Kellen, would not say Macbeth due to the superstition that if it is spoken, in a theatre, while a production is being planned as it causes things to go wrong. The reason why they say their is a curse, is because it is believed, Shakespeare had a playright call Christopher Mallory killed, and took his writings and claimed them as his own, and Mallory knew of Shakespeares jealosy of him, when Mallory was stabbed,Mallory is suposed to have cursed any work that shakespeare claimed to be his, if it had not been."

I hope playright is enough to qualify butI thought it worth quoting in it's entirety for enlightenment on this mysterious episode in the history of English Literature....
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Old 10-16-2004, 10:04 AM   #147
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Elusive allusion? Or an illusion?
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Old 10-31-2004, 11:52 AM   #148
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Old 11-02-2004, 01:25 PM   #149
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I always wondered how the elves of Rivendell and Lorien managed to cultivate enough food for the community in a ravine and a forest but I didn't realise they were practising cannibalism..
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Old 12-19-2004, 03:39 PM   #150
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Here's one I just found over in Crazy Captions:

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Squinting with all his might, Gandalf notices that he is not in the same room as the Balrog...
G: Ah Fiddlesticks! I guess saruman was right, that hobbit weed has been getting to my head, i'm not even in the right demention anymore!
Well, I guess Gandalf does look kinda demented in that picture...

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Old 12-19-2004, 08:16 PM   #151
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Old 01-17-2005, 02:07 PM   #152
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the W-K braking Gandalf's staff
NEW! Staff with brakes - enables wizards to slow down before hurting someone (or turning them into something unnatural... ).
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Old 01-30-2005, 07:12 AM   #153
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eek!
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I wish I could find the quote, but after some time of searching, it still alludes me.
A quote that kept alluding to me would be on my hit list as well. I hope it wasn't saying anything nasty!
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Quite an offer from the most-stalked downer.......
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Old 04-21-2005, 08:43 AM   #156
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I must thank Keeper of Dol Guldur for keeping this gem out of sight of the general public. It would have entirely changed the context of that part of the story, and certainly explained why the all the jaws in the room dropped upon my character's entrance!

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Her posture was as excellent as could be expected, and those at the table who knew of her lineage smiled to themselves at her noble baring.
And though he thankfully didn't post it, LMP discovered my last mistake:

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Old 04-25-2005, 12:12 AM   #157
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...thrown Denethor off the thrown...
Double take or double toss?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:41 AM   #158
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Pot? Kettle? Black?
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:51 AM   #159
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Not quite a homophone, yet more than a typo:
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the need be fateful in adaption whilst creating drama
Hmmmm, a new version of the big "C" thread?
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Almost a homophone
"there is a barrowwright ...."

Well I guess someone had to make the barrows....
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