The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Loslote · 06-23-2010, 06:25 PM

TGEW and I noticed the appaling lack of one. Thus, here is our contribution:

We are Barrow wights
We do what we please
But only
When The Barrow-Wight
Himself says "apple".
We're dead
Already, so
We fear
Not a thing
We're wights
Of the Downs,
And we can do anything.

Calling all Tolkienites
To come join our ranks
Of wights
All Night
We haunt those living folk.
Werewolves,
Journalists,
Meat makers
And priests
All live here
On the Downs
And we agree:

Tolkien is great!
And we should follow the lead
Of Soap Pope
Barrow-Wight
There are no guarantees
You won't be
Stabbed in the back
Or elected King
So come!
Have fun!
And drink lots
Of tea!

And we'd love to see yours! We'd also like to see Pledges of Allegiance

I pledge alligence to the Downs
and to the Barrow Wight Himself
and to all the Wights who live in the Downs
undead, underground, utterly bribeable, with soap and meat products for all.

and flags

What? I didn't make one of those.

And anything else you come up with!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-23-2010, 06:29 PM

Don't you just love national anthems?

Galadriel55 · 03-03-2012, 05:29 PM

Anthems? Did someone say national anthems?

Ahem!

Hark all to the National Anthem of the Barrow-Downs!

This is how I justify staying up till midnight for the past few days.

Morthoron · 03-06-2012, 09:24 PM

The Mordorion National Anthem (With apologies to Wm. Blake)

Did hobnail boots from Morgul Vale
Walk up the crags to Orodruin;
And was the home of Uruk-hai
In Mordor's ill-fed wrack and ruin!

And did the Dark Lord's dread design
Spew forth upon the countless hordes?
And was Barad-dur builded here
Among the slag heaps of Mordor?

Bring me my bow all ebon' stained;
Bring me my chain mail rusted hard:
Bring me my spear with poison tip!
Bring me my crooked scimitar!

I shall not sleep in Lugbúrz's shade
Until a Tark dies by my sword!
And we rebuild tall Barad-dur
Among the slag heaps of Mordor!

06-23-2010, 06:25 PM	#1
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! TGEW and I noticed the appaling lack of one. Thus, here is our contribution: We are Barrow wights We do what we please But only When The Barrow-Wight Himself says "apple". We're dead Already, so We fear Not a thing We're wights Of the Downs, And we can do anything. Calling all Tolkienites To come join our ranks Of wights All Night We haunt those living folk. Werewolves, Journalists, Meat makers And priests All live here On the Downs And we agree: Tolkien is great! And we should follow the lead Of Soap Pope Barrow-Wight There are no guarantees You won't be Stabbed in the back Or elected King So come! Have fun! And drink lots Of tea! And we'd love to see yours! We'd also like to see Pledges of Allegiance I pledge alligence to the Downs and to the Barrow Wight Himself and to all the Wights who live in the Downs undead, underground, utterly bribeable, with soap and meat products for all. and flags What? I didn't make one of those. And anything else you come up with! __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

06-23-2010, 06:29 PM	#2
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Don't you just love national anthems? __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

03-03-2012, 05:29 PM	#3
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	Anthems? Did someone say national anthems? Ahem! Hark all to the National Anthem of the Barrow-Downs! This is how I justify staying up till midnight for the past few days. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-06-2012, 09:24 PM	#4
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,528	The Mordorion National Anthem (With apologies to Wm. Blake) Did hobnail boots from Morgul Vale Walk up the crags to Orodruin; And was the home of Uruk-hai In Mordor's ill-fed wrack and ruin! And did the Dark Lord's dread design Spew forth upon the countless hordes? And was Barad-dur builded here Among the slag heaps of Mordor? Bring me my bow all ebon' stained; Bring me my chain mail rusted hard: Bring me my spear with poison tip! Bring me my crooked scimitar! I shall not sleep in Lugbúrz's shade Until a Tark dies by my sword! And we rebuild tall Barad-dur Among the slag heaps of Mordor! __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.