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Old 03-24-2006, 09:18 AM   #10121
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:12 PM   #10122
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:29 PM   #10123
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Old 03-24-2006, 08:03 PM   #10124
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Old 03-24-2006, 08:14 PM   #10125
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Barliman: It's painted on this way, but if it wasn't I'd still have a good laugh at your big hairy feet, and that wig you've got on.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:49 PM   #10126
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:44 AM   #10127
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Old 03-25-2006, 02:05 AM   #10128
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Frodo: All the better to kick you with.
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Old 03-25-2006, 03:17 AM   #10129
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Old 03-25-2006, 03:21 AM   #10130
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Old 03-25-2006, 04:08 AM   #10131
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Old 03-25-2006, 04:48 AM   #10132
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Old 03-25-2006, 12:54 PM   #10133
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Inspired by

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Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and prying up the floorboards!

OR yet!

Butterbur STILL can't believe its not butter!
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Old 03-25-2006, 02:31 PM   #10134
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Old 03-25-2006, 03:32 PM   #10135
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Old 03-25-2006, 03:49 PM   #10136
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Frodo: Try putting some more milk in it...

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Butterbur: Wednesday night is give me all your money night! If you don't join in, you get thrown tot he Black Riders!
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Old 03-25-2006, 04:24 PM   #10137
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Old 03-25-2006, 04:35 PM   #10138
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Old 03-25-2006, 06:26 PM   #10139
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Old 03-25-2006, 08:11 PM   #10140
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Old 03-25-2006, 09:10 PM   #10141
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Old 03-26-2006, 12:01 AM   #10142
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Old 03-26-2006, 02:27 AM   #10143
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Frodo: Erm... of course... *to Sam* Lets get out of here!
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Old 03-26-2006, 12:20 PM   #10144
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Old 03-26-2006, 02:47 PM   #10145
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Frodo: Actually, I'd like the new picture, please.



After Denethor found his pet Olyphant dead, Pippin had some explaining to do...

Pippin: I swear! I didn't do it! It was like that when I found it!

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Pippin: Merry! We've got our ears stuck together!

OR even!

Pippin: Merry! There's a giant Olyphant in the bath!

Merry: You don't say?
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Old 03-26-2006, 02:52 PM   #10146
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Old 03-26-2006, 03:53 PM   #10147
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Old 03-26-2006, 05:02 PM   #10148
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Pippin; Ha-ha Merry, how did you manage to kill that Oliphaunt with only that salami saugage your trying to hide from me.
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Old 03-26-2006, 05:53 PM   #10149
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Old 03-26-2006, 07:44 PM   #10150
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Pippin: Hi folks, I'm Peregrin Took, and this is my dummy Merry. Say Hello Merry!

Pippin in a high voice: Hello folks!

Pippin: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week everyone!
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Old 03-26-2006, 08:56 PM   #10151
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Merry: "You killed it. You cook it!"

Pippin: "WAAAAAHHHH!!!"
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Old 03-26-2006, 11:49 PM   #10152
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OR

Merry: My mobile phone is vibrating... I know it's inside this armour somewhere...

Pippin: You just don't want to talk to me!


Merry: ... Erm... no comment.
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Old 03-26-2006, 11:55 PM   #10153
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:45 AM   #10154
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Pippin: Merry, HELP ME!!! That wedgie the orc gave me really, really hurts!!!
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Old 03-27-2006, 02:33 AM   #10155
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Pippin: Merry is dead!

Merry: No I'm not!

Pippin: I can still hear his voice!

OR

Merry: What caused all this devastation?

Pippin: Gandalf the grey un-

Merry: DON'T SAY IT!
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Old 03-27-2006, 08:30 AM   #10156
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Sort of inspired by Hookbill's "merry's dead" joke reminded me of monty python holy grail

Pippin: look a swallow carrying a cocoanut!
Merry:dont be crazy thats impossible
Pippin:Ghosts just killed these oliphant your going to tell me a swallow cant carry a cocoanut??
Merry:That depends was it an Ergion Swallow or a Haradian Swallow, im just swaying its a matter of weight ratio....
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:18 PM   #10157
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Pippin: The oliphaunt landed on my foot!
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:58 PM   #10158
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After fighting their way through an Olyphant stampede, Pippin is beyond dismay when he discovers that all the ale has run out at the victory party.

OR

It seems that the Olyphant tripped over Pippin. It hurt Pippin's back, apparently.
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:17 PM   #10159
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The first architects at Stonehenge weren't overly stupendous...

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Old 03-27-2006, 04:33 PM   #10160
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Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms!

OR

The result of Shire's Annual Beer Drinking Contest:
Oliphant: AAuuouohhh..... ZZZZZZZZZ
Pippin: Fine asch... Alchj...Ale here at oursch Ggrreeen Dshagon! One more plaesch!
Merry: Pippin, I think you've won already.

OR

Pippin: AHhhhh, disgusting!
Merry: At least we know what happens to an Oliphant with a nosebleed, don't we?

OR yet again...

Merry: A new verse is needed for this occasion... Big as a house, slayed by a mouse?
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