Mixed up movies game

[merenwen]

i meant a secret... sorry i forget how to edit!

[Elennar Starfire]

Elennar, you've seen Pirates of the Carribean? *has a fit of jealousy*

yep, I went to the first show [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] and the funny thing is that I saw a preview for a movie with Viggo in it. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

in the extended verson when Bilbo is talking at the beginning and the other hobbit is cleaning his ear:

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow...
*hobbit starts trying to get the earwax off his finger*
turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

[Meela]

and the funny thing is that I saw a preview for a movie with Viggo in it.

You saw the Hidalgo trailer??? I am soooo jealous!

Sorry, I chatted. But i couldn't resist.

Just extend it to a nice little mix-up.

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli gallop along on their horses.

Aragorn: hi ho, Hidalgo!!

Legolas and Gimli: *sigh* This is *Lotr*, Viggo. Lotr!

Lame, but on topic.

[ July 10, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Elennar Starfire]

You saw the Hidalgo trailer??? I am soooo jealous!

It was sorta gross though...he ate a grasshopper. A big one. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

must try to stay on topic...If I can think of anything...got one!

Legolas in Moria

They've taken Elizabeth!

hee hee more Pirates of the Caribbean...

[TealDude4]

'Pirates' was great. If you like LotR, go see POTC. Depp's performence was amazing. He reminded me of a whimsical Disney cartoon character, like the salesman in the beginning of Aladdin.

So, these are all Pirates of the Carribean lines.

**********
Frodo puts on the ring in The Prancying Pony, sees The Eye, and takes it off.

Frodo: That's interesting. Very interesting.
**********

The Hobbits wake up in the Prancying Pony because of screaming outside the widow.

Pippin: What was that?

Aragorn explains what the Nazgul are.

Frodo: I hardly believe in ghost stories.

Aragorn: You best start believing in ghost stories, Mr. 'Underhill'. You're in one.
**********

Arwen meets the Hobbits and Aragorn in the woods to save Frodo. She slapps Aragorn.

Aragorn: I don't think I deserved that.

Later, in Edoras, Eowyen slapps Aragorn.

Aragorn: That one I deserved.

[Brinniel]

While we're on the subject, here's another POTC one:

*Legolas empties a bucket of water onto Aragorn*
Aragorn: Hey, I'm already awake!
Legolas: That was for the smell.

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Anyone seen the goonies when you were little?

When Sam swims to Frodo at the end of fotr and Frodo pulls him into the boat, Sam gets out his puffer and inhales...
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[Helkahothion]

*Gandalf pull's Sam trough the window*

Gandalf (while strangling Sam): Why you little!
Sam: Ai caramba.
Frodo: If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
Gaffer(from next door): Haididelihoo

~Simpsons

*Arwen walks in*

Aragorn: I got chiiiiiils, they're multy-plyin'! And I'm looooosing controhol.

~Grease

Frodo when he finds out about the ring: With these powers....I can become....*jumps in hero pose with heroic voice* A SUPERHERO! But first..... *runs of to the buffet table*

~The mask

Abedithon le [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Meneltarmacil]

(this is for Ian McKellen's, Christopher Lee's, and Hugo Weaving's roles in several different movies.)

*Gandalf is fighting Saruman in Orthanc*

*Saruman pulls out a lightsaber*
SARUMAN: Gandalf, you will join the Dark Side!
*Gandalf snatches it out of his hand*
GANDALF: Is everything you own made out of metal like that?
*Elrond comes in and beats them both up with several Matrix-style martial arts moves*
ELROND: Wizards are a virus, and we are the cure.

Yes, I know that was extremely lame...
*dodges flying objects*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

no, it wasn't lame at all, Meneltarmacil!

here's another option for my previous post;


at the inn of the Prouncing Pony...

Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er...
Frodo: the name - is - Neo!

[the guy who be short]

A backwards one. A different movie, LotR words.


Scene - Harry Potter is in the Chamber of Secrets. Tom Riddle has just revealed himself to be Lord Voldemort. Ginny is lying on the floor.


Harry: You're Slytherin's heir?

(Ginny suddenly stands up)

Ginny: And heir to the throne of Gondor!

(She collapses again)

Harry: (spits on Tom) Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.


I know, I know.

[Shy Hobbit]

This one's from Shrek

*The Fellowship is walking through the woods, Gimli has just finished his "Eyes of a hawk" speech. Haldir and company appear, drawing arrows*

Pippin: Can't we settle this over a pint?!

[Elennar Starfire]

Another backwards one:

In HP when they try to walk across the chessboard:

*pawns draw their swords to block the way*
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[Sauron 666]

I Don't know if anyone has borrowed from this movie but oh well. I keep thinking of Legolas' seemingly endless supply of arrows and since there's no battle scene that really focuses on Legolas so i just have to invent one.

Legolas during a battle (say with the Wrag riders) comes upon a wounded Orc on the ground.
Lego: I know what you're thinking, did he shoot twenty arrows or infinity arrows. But this is a Bow of the North, with Arrows of Galadathon and could easily pierce through your skin. So you gotta ask yourself one question, do i feel lucky. Well do ya punk?

not very funny but there you go

[Sauron 666]

When Frodo's feeling sorry for himself in Moria and Gandalf to cheer him up, sings the song from Monty Python's Life of Brian, Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

I know the Matrix thing has been overdone but oh well, here it goes.

When Elron and Isildur are in the cracks of doom, Elrond says: You hear that, Mr. Isildur, that is the sound of inevitability, it is the sound of your death.

Isildur (sounding angry): My name is Neo.
then he looks around confused, and then runs away.

Terminator 2

When Frodo enteres the prancing pony he comes up to Butterbur: Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Aliens:
In Moria:

Gandalf: Swords are of no use here!
Gimli: Well then What are we supposed to use man, harsh language?

after Gandalf falls into Shadow

Boromir: Thats it man, game over, game over, man. What are we gonna do now?
Aragorn: Maybe we can build a fire, sing some songs.
Sam: Or cook some taters
Gollum (catching up to them miraculously): Taters?
Sam: Poe-ta-toes
Gimli: You mean Pot-ate-toes?
Sam: No, Poe-ta-toes.......and so on

again in Moria, this time i'm borrowing from gijane (since viggo was in that movie)

As the orcs come bursting in he yells: Whoooyah!!!

i think it would be funny if the council of elrond was set in the bootcamp of Full Metal Jacket and G. Sgt Hartman replaced Elrond.

but thats just me

thats enough for now methinks

[Helkahothion]

Lol anyone seen dumb and dumber? It would be funny if like Pippin licked some ice from the wall of the caradras and got stuck with his tongue [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Abedithon le

[peonydeepdelver]

In the forest, when Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas are about to find Gandalf.
Aragorn: Who are you?
Gandalf** stepping from the shaddows: I am father of a murdered son, husband of a murdered wife, and i will have my vengance. In this life or the next.
Aragorn:???

Hehe, that just made me think of one from the Princess Bride!

Gandalf appears.
Aragorn: It cannot be.
Gandalf: Hello. My name ees Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die.
or
On the way to Helm's Deep
Eowyn: But what about the WOUSes?
Aragorn: Wargs of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
Battle begins.
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[Eowyn_Wildfire]

Eowyn: But what about the WOUSes?
Aragorn: Wargs of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

MEHEHEHEHEHE THAT IS SO FUNNY [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]


um okay I'll post one to stay on topic ummm*thinks*...*is still thinking*
I GOT IT
in moria when fellowship is surrouned by orcs:
Aragorn: well gandalf did you think of anything?
Gandalf: oh yes but it involed us being on the other side of the bride of khazad-dum far away from all the orcs
pippin: so what hapens next?
Gandalf: the orcs will attack us well fight be overpowered and die in about 30 seconds
Aragorn: so this is it were all gona die
Gandalf: yes...Expect what's this a secret escape door
Aragorn: what where?
Gandalf: nope I was only fooling we are gonna die after all

there more but thats the idea if from a hitchikers guide to the galaxy it's so funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Elennar Starfire]

Mae Govannen, Eowyn_Wildfire, enjoy being dead!

Pirates of the Caribbean: (I saw it again! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Merry is throwing rocks into the water by the doors of Moria, Aragorn grabs his arm.

Aragorn: That's not very nice.

or:

Pippin: *Looks into his pint* Bloody empty.

[ August 01, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ]

[steve]

For all you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans out there (from turtles in time the movie)

Frodo: I must take the ring to mordor...
Sam: Do you think they will have pizza?

In Balin's Tomb with the cave troll after he stabbs frodo

Gandalf: Hey Troll, guess what time it is?
Merry and pippin jump on his back
Merry and pippin: Wet Willie Time!

Merry Pippin Sam Frodo: Cowabunga!!

[ August 02, 2003: Message edited by: steve ]

[Everdawn]

Aragorn and Lhurtz fighting in FOTR...

Lhurtz when Aragorn stabbs him.

Lhurtz: Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
Aragorn: You, Lhurtz, you took the jam out of my doughnut...


Ah, you would understand it if you had seen Snatch.

[Lucinda]

Yeah, PotC was really great! At first I thoght it was a bit umm, you know. I mean, The curse of the black pearl???

Okay, when gandalf jumps off Orthanc (sp?) onto the eagle, he yells to Saruman " You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[peonydeepdelver]

Okay, when gandalf jumps off Orthanc (sp?) onto the eagle, he yells to Saruman " You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Ha! I was drinking Coke when I read that and I almost sprayed it out laughing! Hehe! That gave me an idea...

*Pippin goes up to the bar as Frodo does the whole "Baggins" thing. Then Frodo comes back to reality...*
Pippin: BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!

Sounded better in my head...

[Elennar Starfire]

Pippin: BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!

I love it!

Saruman and Gandalf fighting at Orhanc:

Saruman: Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgement day, ...?(I forgot the second part of this line)

Gandalf: Or you could surrender.

[Meneltarmacil]

Nobody seems to have doe anything with John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) so here goes.

ELROND: Well, Estel?
ARAGORN: I like Strider.
ELROND: We named the dog Strider.
GIMLI: The DOG?!! You are named after the DOG?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Yes, that was lame, I know... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

[Arawethiel]

GIMLI: The DOG?!! You are named after the DOG?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*snickers* I loved that!! I never would have thought about Indiana Jones! I actually forgot John Rhys Davies was in that...*slaps her head for forgeting* Well, this is kinda of lame but I had to respond after reading that last one so here goes. You'll have to have seen Highlander the movie to get this. I'm also pretending Elves are immortal in the same regard as the movie ie they can't be killed unless you take their head.

Aragorn and Legolas face off in a duel. Aragorn is determinedly holding his sword while Legolas swaggers around drunkenly swishing his sword in the air.

Aragorn: You'll pay for your insult, let the duel begin!

Aragorn moves into attack position while Legolas stumbles and his long hair comes in front of his eyes making him look like Cousin It from the Addams Family.

Legolas: By Elbereth I've gone blind!

Aragorn quickly stabs him and Legolas falls to the ground. Aragorn turns around to leave only to hear a chuckling and see Legolas standing up again. This time Legolas can see, however, when their swords cross the elf watches his sword fly away after Aragorn disarms him in a drunken fascination. He gets stabbed again but once more gets up. Aragorn is getting frustrated after repeatedly killing him when Legolas suddenly holds up his hands.

Legolas: Wait, wait! I apologize for calling your wife a horse stealing egomaniac not content with her part and now I bid you good day.

Legolas staggers off using his sword to help him walk.

[Maylin]

i saw Spy Kids 3 with my little brothers, and then, all of a sudden, Elijh Wood pops onto the screen for an entire 2 minutes! so yeah..

Spy Kids III

*Gandalf just fell with the balrog*

Sam: Now who shall lead us?
Frodo: I will!
Everyone: It's THE GUY!!!

.....ok, that really was awful

[Elennar Starfire]

What???? Elijah Wood is in spy kids 3????
*runs away screaming*
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The council of Elrond:

Legolas: This is no mere ranger. he is Aragorn, son of Arathorn.

Boromir: This is Isildur's heir?

Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor. You owe him your alligiance(sp?).

Boromir: *looks at Aragorn* You are absolutely the worst king I've ever heard of.

Aragorn: But you have heard of me.

[ August 07, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ]

[Meneltarmacil]

SARUMAN: We must join with him... We must join with Sauron.
GANDALF: Tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?
SARUMAN: Good... I can feel the hate swelling in you... Take your staff. Strike me down with it, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

[Shire Flower]

Independence Day

Gandalf punches the balrog in the face saying, "Welcome to Middle Earth!" The balrog falls to the ground on other side of the chasm. Then Gandalf goes over, climbs on its belly, sits down, lights up his pipe, blows a few smoke rings into the air and says, "Now THAT'S what I call a close encounter."

Ok, it's not as good as some of the others, but it was the only movie I could think of at the time.

[arianrod]

Boromir: *looks at Aragorn* You are absolutely the worst king I've ever heard of.

Aragorn: But you have heard of me.

HA! That's great! PotC is awsome; I've seen it twice. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Scene: Moria. Sam walks up to one of the Dwarf skeletons and kneels by it...

Sam: It's Chester Copperpot!

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Scene: Helm's Deep. The Uruk-Hai have just arrived at the fortress. Aragorn leans over the side and looks down as one of the Orcs yells up at him:

Uruk-Hai: I am the head Uruk-Hai of this legion. Whose fortress is this?

Aragorn: This is the fortress of the King of Rohan, Theoden son of Thengel.

Uruk-Hai: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by Sauron with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the One Ring.

Aragorn: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. We've already got one, you see?

Uruk-Hai: What?

Orc: They say they've already got one...

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At Weathertop, Frodo puts on the Ring and sees the Nazgul turn to look at him...

(pause)

Wraith: Mine.

(heehee... Finding Nemo... seagulls... yea. *cough*)

[Elennar Starfire]

PotC is awsome; I've seen it twice.

I've seen it four times. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
That's one more time then I've seen TTT.


Gandalf grabs Frodo(Is it secret? Is it safe?)

Frodo: You made me ink!

(Finding Nemo)

[Nehani]

If it happened:

Saruman enters Mordor chasing Nazgul. The Nazgul bears the One Ring. They endup in front of Sauron.

Sauron: "Thank you Saruman,"

Saruman bows his head

Sauron: "Not you, we named the Nazgul Saruman."

The Nazgul smiles

Gotta love PotC!

[Meneltarmacil]

(on top of Orthanc)

SARUMAN: Embrace the power of the Ring... or embrace your own destruction!

GANDALF: There is only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.

SARUMAN: Gandalf... I AM YOUR FATHER!

GANDALF: *jumps off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Sauron 666]

How about combining A Clockwork orange with LOTR with Aragorn as Alex?

In Bree, he comes to Frodo

A: Well, hello there Frody-odo, I am your friend and faithful narrator, as well as your droogen leader. I am Arry-Aragorn, my peppy was Arathorny, and my big big big daddywaddy was Issillysildur. This, my fair droogies, is Narsilly, the sword that was like broken and cut the ringgy from sauronny. I'd offer my appy-polly-logies to him but he's too much of a millicent to listen to me. I can't wait to get it reforged, it really helps me get up for the old ultra-violence.

Rivendell:
A: How goes it Froddyodo? While you were like incapacitated like, me and Arwen, she's this real horrowshow debauchka, were doing the old in-out-in-out. those elvish debauchka's are real horrowshows.
*hopes moderators don't eddy this out*


Caradhras:
A: I viddy there's some Crebain from Dunnyland yonder.

At Hornburg, instead of parleying with the orcs he taunts them.

A: Hello, little Orcys, come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles thou foul cross breading vat of stinking cheap oil. Me and Andurilly are up for some horrorshow ultra-violence. You prestootniks are no match for me and my droogs.

I can picture Gimli as the perfect link to PR Derelect:

In Moria:
G: This is the mine of my cousin Balin, yes. Dug greedily and too deeply, yes. Durin's Bane they awoke, yes. This was the end of the line for Dwarves in Khazad-dum, yes.

etc

[Sleepy Ranger]

well if nobody minds im joining in.
This is from X-Men 2
this is just before Boromir dies.
Boromir sees that the orcs are aiming their arrows at him so he throws down his sword looks at them and yells"You wanna shoot me. Shoot me."

I know its not good but I couldnt help myself

[Elennar Starfire]

My sister came up with this, but she isn't here, so I get to post it, hah!

Legolas: *shoots cave troll several times*

Cave Troll: *looks at arrows* Who makes all these?

Lego: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!

CT:You need to get yourself a girl, mate!
(etc)

Lego: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a cave troll, I can kill it!

yeah...that's all...

[The Only Real Estel]

At Bilbo's Party:

Frodo: "O no you don't!" (*tosses Sam into Rosie)
SLAP
Sam: "I'm not sure I deserved that!"


At the counicl of Elrond:

Elrond: "You are all bound to this fate, this one doom. You will unite or you will fall. Savvy?"

-and-

at the same place:

Frodo: "I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though...I do not know the way."

Gandalf: "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. You can't take the Ring into Mordor all by your onesie."

[ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

[Elróthiel]

When Saruman is looking into the palantir, he sees Frodo with his hair over his face, walking towards the edge of the palantir. Behind him is a well. Frodo comes out of the palantir. Saruman is freaked out, he crawls backwards, his nails falling out. Blood from his fingers is all over the floor.

Later:
Gandalf rushes into the room after looking for Saruman. (Its before he realized that Saruman was evil). Water is everywhere. He sees Saruman's chair turned around, and the owner is sitting in it. Gandalf turns the chair around, and...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
A high girly shriek from Gandalf. Reason:
Saruman is dead, and his face is decaying, frozen in an exaggerated expression of fear. Mouth open wider than is natural, eyes rolled back in his skull, yellowing skin, and no fingernails.

Yup! That's from The Ring. I love that movie! I had to have Frodo play Samara, simply because it fits! They both have black hair and blue eyes! And they're both little!

Seven daaaaaaaayyysssssssssss.........
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!

[Everdawn]

Well it seems everyone in the world has seen Pirates of The Caribbean but us Aussies, it opened in theatres yesterday!

Éomer: What business does a man, and elf and a dwarf have in the Riddermark, speak quickly!

Aragron: How about no scott..

Éomer: What?

Aragorn: You aint all that and a bag of potato chips...

Éomer: Fool

Aragorn: Dont go there girlfriend...


Ok that was bad. Lack of caffine, you must give me leeway.