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08-21-2003, 04:44 AM | #121 |
The Perilous Poet
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"Right now, Dwarves are in your front yard annihilating your grandmother's antique wardrobes. Perhaps you should call the Shirriffs."
It's funny because it's true.
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08-21-2003, 02:29 PM | #122 | |
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08-21-2003, 03:42 PM | #123 |
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Tom Bombadil is a Bree-lander. Hahaha! Well, of all the theories! I never thought for a second that he might be a bree-lander, but now I think of it, it does explain a lot. All that singing, he must have had one too many!!
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08-28-2003, 03:54 PM | #125 | |
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Executed by Gaffer ponies!? Well, well, well. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I'm beginning to think that Malbeth doesn't like November borns... Yours executedly, ~Naurwen
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08-29-2003, 02:36 PM | #126 | |
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Evil nassty elvses! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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12-10-2003, 10:35 AM | #127 | |
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01-25-2004, 03:53 PM | #128 | |
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01-26-2004, 06:06 AM | #130 | ||
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01-27-2004, 03:30 AM | #131 | ||
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02-10-2004, 09:14 AM | #132 |
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"The howling of skunks in the ditches forebodes bad times ahead."--hmmm; not a very good prediction for one's birthday, eh?
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02-10-2004, 10:40 AM | #133 | |
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02-13-2004, 06:45 PM | #134 | |
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02-14-2004, 12:19 PM | #135 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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OOOOOh! Malbeth has spoken!
Dark is the road from the White Mountains. Do not have a Gondorian to show you the way, for the Gondorian may possess you.
- Malbeth the Seer - Oooh, I'm quaking in my boots! Actually, pointe shoes (I'm trying to break them in right now). I'm a little confuzzled by this one... Why would I want to go away from the White Mountians if there is a chance I might get possessed? *sits down where she is and falls asleep* Bye-bye for now! Siri
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02-15-2004, 07:33 PM | #136 |
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Hmmmmm.....
Your path leads to the Shire. Beware any Valar you find there!*
Yay! Shire! Hobbits! ALE!!! Ohhhh...beware the Valar...Mommy, help! The meanie Valar are chasing me! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! Ok, just ignore me...
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02-16-2004, 12:54 PM | #137 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Cleverly?
December-born:
Cleverly, the Maia hunts the turtles. You must laugh the Maia the same way.* Laugh the Maia cleverly? How do you do that? Laugh AT them cleverly maybe? Wait...how do you do that? August-Born: The Nazgûl have almost never mistrusted in the hills, but the elk would not care if they did.* Good old elk! April-born: Blessed are the wolves, for they shall surely inherit the canyons of Celeborn when he croaks in seven days. Celeborn has canyons? Celeborn CROAKS?!?!?! Bless the WOLVES? I'm confuzzled...
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02-20-2004, 03:53 PM | #138 | |
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07-22-2004, 04:16 PM | #139 | |
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07-22-2004, 04:32 PM | #140 | |
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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07-24-2004, 11:33 AM | #141 | |
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Malbeth the Seer is strangely melancholic today and foresees heartache for the January born girls:
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07-29-2004, 12:27 PM | #142 | |
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Maybe I'm not paying Malbeth enough, but he's comming out with some strange stuff:
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07-29-2004, 03:09 PM | #143 | |
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07-30-2004, 09:24 AM | #144 | ||
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07-30-2004, 10:53 AM | #145 | |
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07-31-2004, 02:32 AM | #146 | |
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07-31-2004, 11:13 AM | #147 | |
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A cross between Wargs and Valar What a world we live in!
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08-03-2004, 12:27 PM | #148 | |
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BTW Evisse, a Variag is a Man from Khand.
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08-03-2004, 05:17 PM | #149 | |
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Oh, is it now? That's ok.
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What? Is this some law? We can't ride Wargs now? How dare you!
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08-04-2004, 02:42 AM | #150 | ||
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08-10-2004, 05:21 AM | #151 |
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Thou, Tolkien freak, art doomed to suffer the consequences of not listening to Botany and Geometry, and instead reading tOLKIEN books.... that includes failing...
-Malbeth- me: ULOL KA Ba? during the periodicals... Chemistry: Element wth symbol B. me: BEREN. Geometry: blah blah[ununderstandable questions....] Me: Sauron's the bad guy, wasn't he? Why did Gandalf turn white?..... : History: Queen of England with blah blah.... me: What? Queen of Numenor? I can only remember Ancalime.... after the periodicals... Malbeth: So, freak, what happened to your test? Me: Gee, you told me I'd fail if I won't study.... I studied! Only thing is, I failed in Chem, Geom, History...... |
08-17-2004, 10:04 AM | #152 | |
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09-06-2004, 09:15 AM | #153 | |
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09-06-2004, 02:53 PM | #154 | ||
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You're getting too old for this analysis of prophecies business, don'tcha think?
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01-04-2005, 07:30 PM | #156 | |
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digging up old threads...
May I bring to your attention the wise advice that Malbeth the Seer gives January borns at the beginning of this year. So take heed:
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09-05-2005, 10:52 AM | #157 | |
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09-05-2005, 11:05 AM | #158 | |
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09-06-2005, 04:25 AM | #159 | |
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09-06-2005, 12:19 PM | #160 |
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this guy is nothing.
I can predict the score of any hocky game before it starts .................................................. .................................................. ...................................
.................................................. .................................................. ................................... .............before it starts the score is always 0 to 0! and the link at the front dosn't work.
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