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03-15-2006, 03:06 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through.
OR Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!"
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Gordon's alive!
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03-15-2006, 03:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,307
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First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with?
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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03-15-2006, 04:19 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,301
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Tan is bad for health... UVRPA will care for yours!
Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach:
Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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03-15-2006, 05:41 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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 The Jokes keep on Comin'Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow?  OR Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane?  OR yet (It has to be done) The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-15-2006, 06:14 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,468
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Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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03-15-2006, 06:31 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,096
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orc2: The sign says "ordinary"
orc3: No way, it says "wolf" orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all! orc1: that means we win!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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03-15-2006, 06:49 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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Bwahaha.
Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-15-2006, 06:51 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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This inspired me!
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Orc2: This is not my beautiful wife!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-15-2006, 07:05 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Meet the line up of Simon Cowell's latest boyband protegees, Orcz Inc.
From left to right: Gobbie Williams, Jordan Fright, Justin Timberfeller and Donnie Wargberg.
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Gordon's alive!
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03-15-2006, 07:22 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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Inspired by Lalwendë:
Orcz Inc's first single is: Stupid Mapquest
And I'm so sick of wrong turns
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-15-2006, 07:27 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: England
Posts: 48
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03-15-2006, 09:50 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,118
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The real way to make Orcs: leave Elves out in the sun for too long.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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03-15-2006, 09:52 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,468
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Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours for a Ringbearer and then two come along at once.
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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03-15-2006, 10:01 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,164
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The sequel to Kelly's Heroes gets even more anachronistic than the original movie.
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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03-15-2006, 10:05 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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[More evil laughter]
Nobody expected an Orcish Inquisition.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-15-2006, 10:10 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Bus Driver: Uhh, no I'm not stopping for you. The sign? No, it doesn't say "Bus Stop", it says, uh... "Buss Top". No, I will not make an exception. No, I don't care who's your Dark Lord. Gaaa!! *zooms away*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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03-15-2006, 10:10 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,502
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These fans were so engrossed in making the perfect costumes they entirely missed the lotr convention and were now waiting to go home shamed
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Morsul the Resurrected |
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03-15-2006, 10:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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The four unwise men...
Orcs... never mind....
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-15-2006, 12:32 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,346
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The bus station of the Assigned to Mordor (TM) Express.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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03-15-2006, 05:35 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,032
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Character Offscreen: *sigh* Not more loiterers at the bus stop again!
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03-15-2006, 07:17 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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In front of a wedding . . .
Gashbarf: What do we do here for again?
Muzlaf: Find the Ringbearer.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-15-2006, 07:53 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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How many orcs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to kill two of the others before the fourth is scared enough to do it.
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Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends. |
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03-15-2006, 07:55 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,449
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What would you do if you found not 250, 000 orcs on your front door step, but four orcs???
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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03-15-2006, 08:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Orcs: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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03-15-2006, 08:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
Posts: 728
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Orc 1: Why does this sign I am hold up have a shadow and I don't?!
Orc 2: Um, I dunno... Orc 1: I want my shadow! Dangit! Orc 3: Not to mention we aren't even standing on the ground! Orc 2: We've...we've been photoshoped! Orc 1: I want my gravity! Dangit!
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I've got bridge club on Wednesday,
Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night! |
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03-16-2006, 12:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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It seems they came on the wrong day for the Orc convention.
OR The conversations while at a bus stop: Orc1: So... erm... do Balrogs have wings? 5 minuets later, there is nothing but a large crater left.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-16-2006, 02:23 AM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,346
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Quote:
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03-16-2006, 04:34 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,096
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"We represent the lollipop guild..."
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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03-16-2006, 04:41 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: England
Posts: 48
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"What's a ...photo-shoot?"
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03-16-2006, 05:49 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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It's the time of the season for...the Zombies!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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03-16-2006, 05:50 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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Countdown to 10,000.
They are awaiting Hookbill's post on 10,000.
(Three more to go! )
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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03-16-2006, 06:57 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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The Night draweth ever longer! Yea, and verily, quoth the minstrel, ever shall the Captions of the crazy goeth down in the history of the Downs!
Anyway... Even the Orcs have to do Christmas shopping.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-16-2006, 08:04 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,679
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What you get if you haven't read the book
These four despondant teenagers didn't realize until too late that brokeback mountain wasn't part of the Lord of the Ring series.
or similarly These were faces even mothers couldn't love and they were forced to take the bus to the movies.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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03-16-2006, 08:08 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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It finally happened!
Happy Crazy Day, everyone.
 Now, lets see who contributed to this little thread, shall we? The Top ten Crazy Captionists are as follows: Total Posts: 10,000 Hookbill the Goomba 821 The Only Real Estel 493 Eomer of the Rohirrim 357 Nilpaurion Felagund 346 Lalwendë 303 Oddwen 259 Boromir88 251 Gurthang 233 Meela 226 mormegil 220 _______________________ It's been a full topic, has it not? There has been laughter, tears, anger, violence and nudity (from Gandalf). Here’s to Crazy Captions part 2: Uncloak This! Here's to crazy Captions! We may be in Factions Of the Balrog wings And many other things. But here we can laugh Feel as clean as a bath See Gandalf the grey For fireworks we’ll pay You all may feel joked, But he will be uncloaked. Roll on 100,000!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-16-2006 at 01:00 PM. |
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03-16-2006, 08:27 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns!
And for the ten thousandth reply -- Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?
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03-16-2006, 08:31 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,267
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Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after a long night at the Green Dragon celebrating the 10,000th post.
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Fenris Wolf
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03-16-2006, 08:31 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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 It was going to be 10001.  Oh well. Caption this!  Gandalf: Pereguin Took. Get back here with my wallet!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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03-16-2006, 08:44 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Well, 10003 it'll have to be...that's still alot of zeroes.
Gandalf: Peregrine Took! Come back with my cloak! Or... Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to come in...aargh! Or... Gandalf had to leave the amiptheater to use the bathroom...right now! Or... Gandalf had to leave the ampitheater to beat the traffic...right now! Or... This is some twisted fashion walkway. Nice tights, Gandy. Or... "And here to present the award is Gandalf the White!" *Gandalf runs onto the stage* G: Thank you, thank you! I am here to present the award for Most Captions Ever to the people of the Barrowdowns. During the past forty-three months hundreds of people have made thousands of captions, hundreds of running jokes, and millions of smiles from across the globe. I will now present this award to Hookbill the Goomba for his omnipresence in this topic, Robin Headstrong for starting the original thread, and as always the Great and Mighty Wight for letting it go on so long. The rest of you get a lovely parting gift. Thank you all, and goodnight! *he rips off his cloak and streaks off the stage* The Crowd: NOOOOOOO!!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 03-16-2006 at 08:54 AM. Reason: Adding something |
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03-16-2006, 09:02 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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now for some infantile humor
This is a before shot for an ad which read as such "Before He found Imodium Gandalf would often be struck by terrible cases of diarrea an infact was somtimes nicknamed gandalf the brown." now for a less infantile humor Gandalf decides hes sick of uncloaking jokes and runs far away or "Run Gandalf Run"
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03-16-2006, 09:02 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,390
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Even in war, Gandalf lives by the motto "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go".
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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