Crazy Captions

[Elennar Starfire]

Now this is an Orange Road Cone, a very endangered species. We're really lucky to find one! Aw, isn't she a beauty? [/bad Croc Hunter imitation]

~'Leny (Saphy's not the only one on too much chocolate...)

[THE Ka]

(Ka doing a croc hunter imitation/ Orange road cone imitation) : Now, this is the endangered Orange road cone from Utah. This species among road cones is the most poisonious known! aye! Fiesty little buggar here! No girl! Dont bite me! Ahh! It bit me' eye! *Then, an imitation of his countless off-balanced jumps that i love...




heh. The Orange road cone of Utah always triumphs!!!

(Sorry the picks are so big! i couldn't find a picture of one without someone wearing them...)

~Ka~

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Funny pictures continued by Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas.

Please put funny (Tolkien-related) pictures here. You'll be in good company.

~*~

On to captions . . .

Galadriel pic:
Frodo (thinking): I wonder what advice Galadriel will give me?

Galadriel: Zzzzz . . .

~*~

Boromir pic:
Boromir chokes on the Watcher's adam's apple.

~*~

Family pic:
Boromir: That's where you got that giant nose of yours, my brother.

Faramir: I see.

Denethor: You do realise I can hear what you're saying . . . and I have a sword . . .

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by The Barrow-Wight

The Crazy Captions game is quite simple. One person puts up a picture and others put up captions that might go with the pic.

Here are the rules for this thread.

Pictures
1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites.
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Each picture will remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture.
4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations

Captions
1) Each person may only put up one caption per day.
2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only)
4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture.

These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.

A timely reminder of the rules set by the Barrow-Wight for this thread. Please note in particular those that I have highlighted in bold.

[Sapphire_Flame]

Originally Posted by THE Ka

It's a what ball? I never knew... I just put it there...

I do agree... That little road cone is everywhere in utah (Given the fact that i've been in utah over 8 times...) I think it deserves a name and species before it becomes endangered...(From people running them over! )

~Ka~

Yep. 'S a pokeball. The poor little guy keeps getting pulled inside! 'S cute, though. *hugs the pokeball smilie*

So I've helped to endanger a species? I feel so guilty about my drivers' ed ranges now...

Okay, time for a new picture, I think:



Thranduil: Alright, very funny, Gandalf. You can change me back now. Gandalf? Gandalf, you get back here! *gives chase*

Gandalf: Heheheh...

Don't ye just love the old "Hobbit" cartoon? *green* And let's remember to follow the rules now! *points at Saucie's last post*

~ Saphy ~

[Rimbaud]

Sadly for Galadriel, her diminishment took an unexpected turn.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo had heard that Gollum had an ill-favoured look, but nothing could quite prepare him for the reality...

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

We traded my preciousssss for thesse fancy clothes, yes we did...and we can get the precious back! When they's asleeep....

[Nimrodel_9]

You really have to be a Utahn to appreciate this.

I agree! They should change the state symbol from beehive to orange cone! They`re everywhere here!

Grumble grumble. My son gets to be the pretty boy in his movie and I`m stuck looking like this?!

[The Elf-warrior]

14 jaws dropped when they saw that the elven king had Gandalf's staff.

[Encaitare]

Premise 1: Gollum, contrary to popular belief, didn't really fall into the lava. He only pretended, although he did lose the Ring in the process. So, he managed to get out of Mordor (that's the Slinker in him) and, depressed, he realized he needed to get on with his life. Then, much to the chagrin of the fangirls, he sought out Legolas, shaved him bald, took his hair, and set up a nice independent kingship in the Old Forest.

Premise 2: Saruman and Grima strike again, forsaking Theoden for Thranduil, and thus giving him the signature S&G emaciated look.

[Nimrothiel]

Gollum's "After" picture from "Extreme Makeover: Middle-Earth Edition."

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas doesn't like to talk about this side of his family.

[Witch_Queen]

(If you've seen the show you know what I'm talking about.)

"Welcome to the season finale of "The Swan" we took an ugly person and made them beautiful. Lets take a before shot of our "model" Gollum. Gollum had a lot of facial problems. Plus his baldness was not good for his complection. Now lets get a look at the new Gollum."
*Gollum walks out and sets in chair

"Doesn't he look so much better now." *After spending so many sleepless nights dreaming of what his make-over would look like Gollum has only made his look worse. "We like to call this the "Sauron" controlled Theoden meets the always "good" looking Legolas." *Gollum stands up to address the crowd

"Thanksssss yousssss very muchessssssssss. Just givesss usss backss our precioussessssss."

Its crazy. The Swan is a real T.V. Show and I just ruined it. No it ruined itself?

[dragoneyes]

Thranduil: Species confused? No, I know exactly what species I am, I'm a very early version of a hobbit but my life has bee unnaturally prolonged by... No, that's not right is it? Ah yes, I'm a tree. Oh no, but they can't talk... Very well, I'm an ent!

*silence*

Legolas:*Ahem* Father, try elf.

[Lachwen]

Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf??
Legolas: *gruffly* We don't like to talk about it.

Two pounds of hot chocolate mix to whoever gets the reference.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Thranduil: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

[THE Ka]

For gollum pic...

Gollum: It's a cornucopia of love, with me and my precioussssssssss! Stupid Bagginsssesss!

( Gollum gives off the whole "Make love not war" in that picture...)

~ka~

[Kransha]

Saruman: I am Saruman, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of the Not-So-Many Colors, Saruman the Half-Frog!

Gandalf: I like 'Maia' better.

Saruman: Maia? Ha! A post for fools and braggarts! Wrinkled amphibians; that's were the real power is. Ya see, it's all about the colors, Gandy. Dull, sickly green is the new black.


P.S. Yes, I know it's actually Thranduil.

[elronds_daughter]

Gasp! Animation!!! Yike!!

Thranduil: Whatever you're selling, I either don't need it or already have it. Now go away.

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam was horrified when he discovered someone had eaten the last of the cake.

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam discovers what's been making those strange flattened circles in the Gaffer's corn patch.

[Lachwen]

That last mushroom seems to have had a strange effect on our beloved gardener.
Sam: Shiny...

[Lhunardawen]

Animated pic:
*The Elvenking looks into the mirror upon waking up...*
Thranduil: Legolas, you are banished from Mirkwood!
Legolas: Dad, I swear it wasn't me! *snickers*

Sam pic:
Sam sees Gollum and Frodo having a tea party.

Sam: And you didn't invite me???

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

On seeing Mount Doom, Sam started to reconsider this whole 'quest' thing...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Animated pic:
Blue guy: . . . and, no, I'm no character from Middle-earth! I'm a smurf, for crying out loud! Now go 'way! Git!

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Sam pic:
Choice herbs: $10
A pound of rabbit meat: $35
Diarrhea in the middle of nowhere: priceless.

[Fingolfin II]

Sam: You mean the One Ring isn't edible?!?!

Animation-

Gollum is finally reunited with his long-lost grandmother.

[The Saucepan Man]

(Previous picture)

Thranduil: OK, who's been meddling with my picture in the attic?

[Lhunardawen]

Thranduil pic:
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Sam: Rosie Cotton! I didn't know as you'd missed me that much!

[Witch_Queen]

Sam: Mr. Frodo we have a problem

Frodo: Whats that Sam?

Sam: I think I swallowed the one ring.

(I wonder if the one ring works on food cause Sam could be in real trouble if his stomach became invisible.)

[Maeggaladiel]

(Is it just my computer, or is there a bluish glow coming from the lower right corner of this pic? Cus if it's just me, this isn't going to make sense.)

Sam feels the refreshing cold burst of Dentene Ice.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Frodo reveals his 'surprise'.*

[Nimrodel_9]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Not that again!

No, it`s there Maeggaladiel.

Sam: Look Mr. Frodo! I can see my breath! What`s happening to me?! Ahhhhhhh...
Frodo: *rolls eyes

[THE Ka]

for sam pic:


Sam suddenly when all hope seemed lost, his long lost imaginary friend, the blue aura cupcake arrived on the scene...

Sam: "I feel... So..." *about to break into a fit of tears.

Blue cupcake pal: Don't worry sam! it's me! you're imaginary friend, Creamy the blue cupcake! Turn that frown upside down! I know that there's a hope left as long as i'm blue enough to give off an aura of goodness!

Sam *Sniff "Really? Is it you! Oh! It's been so long! I've missed you! Will you help me on my journey? And Mr. Frodo too?

Creamy: Sure sam! But, you have to do something for me first... Then all you're dreams will come true!

Sam: Ok! So, what do i have to do?

Creamy: Well...I would just love a bit of glamour, if you get my point . and i don't think your master wouldn't mind to help out your old friend? Please? Besides, he'll thank you later, because you'll be a hero too! You'll save the day!

Sam: really? But... I don't think mr. frodo will let me... But, if i am to save the day ,that means he'll loose it. and i'll have to bring it to him. Right?

Creamy: Trust me! He'll trust you even more...that is if he doesn't become too controlled by the ring, by then. If that happens, well, we're in deep fungus frosting. But, really! He'll come about!

Sam: Alright. I will, when i have the chance...And i'll only do this because you're one of my longest friends...

Frodo: Sam? Who are you talking to?

Sam: Ummm...Hey Frodo! How do you feel about the trip so far?

Frodo: *Shrugs...continues conversation.

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Now we know why Sam saved the ring...

~Pianotastic Ka~

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: "No good, Mr. Frodo! No good! You're burning all the rum!"

-or-

Sam witnesses the smithies of Rivendell reforging Narsil in one of his wierd yet accurate dreams/visions.

Sam: "Hey! This isn't how it goes! You guys should've had that reforged way back when we were in Rivendell, or at least that's the way it goes in the book."

Smithier #1: "Well in case you didn't notice, this is the movie. Ever heard of 'creative license'?"

[The Saucepan Man]

Er, isn't this supposed to be "Crazy Captions", rather than "Crazy mini-stories inspired by a LotR pic"?

I know, I'm being grouchy. But I like the one or two liners best.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unbeknownst to Sam, he was smoking the herbs for Legolas' special shampoo.

Sam: I feel smooth, silky, and dandruff-free!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sam (gazing in wonder at the smoking party he stumbled unto): "Smurfs are real"
(strains of 'ha-la-la-la-la-la grow in eerie crescendo and then fade to nothingness...)

[Oddwen]

Sam gazes in horror at the radioactive Muffin of Doooooom!


For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world...


And I'll give you a flurry if you can tell me where I got that from.