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Arothir · 12-29-2003, 02:40 PM

Morgoth will be a giant bearlike creature, although Fingolfin couldn't fight a giant bearlike creature... Anyway, the Elves make a huge catapult, the rocks of the catapult hit Morgoth on the head, and the Silmarils are recovered.

Failivrin · 12-29-2003, 03:41 PM

oh yeah, Mim. He will become an elf- killer and Thingol himself will go to Nargothrond to kill him. Or maybe Felagund will rise from the dead and kill him. Yes, i think the second is better.

Naz · 12-29-2003, 04:05 PM

Ooh, we'll have to toss Mim to kill him. (that was random & wrong. Bad Naz, bad)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-30-2003, 07:19 AM

Mîm? Mîm who? Haven't you heard? They'll replace him with Glóin, Gimli's father? I think they'll change the whole history of Dwarves, like making them semi-immortal(don't ask me, I don't know how!), and then turning them to evil things redeemed at the end of Silm.

Beleg: We must take the Silmarils to Angband...only there can it be...uh...sold.

Glóin: I'm supposed you're the one to take it!

I never made sense, anyhow...

->Elenrod

P.S. Don't kill my lineage...please...I implore you...

Olorin_TLA · 12-30-2003, 12:01 PM

The reason Feanor hunts the Silmarills is because...He's Gollum! And they're Preciousssss...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-13-2004, 10:38 PM

Let's see what madness PJ could wreak on The Hobbit movie.

~Arwen shows up at most inopportune times.

~No Beorn.

~Thorin's company will be reduced to three.

That's all I could come up with now.

Nimrodel_9 · 12-14-2004, 05:17 PM

I bet Arwen will steal Oromë`s horse!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-16-2004, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Thingol will be portrayed as an overly possessive father who is reluctant to allow his daughter to marry the hero and forsake her immortality.

Oh wait a moment ... (Sauce)

Lúthien's life will be bound to the Silmarilli.

So as not to kill her, the movie will end with Beren leading an army to Angband to kick Morgoth's behind to Ekkaia and beyond.

And some other girl (probably Idril) will fall madly in love with Beren, and ride off into battle disguised when Beren persists in passing through Nan Dungortheb.

Wait a minute . . .

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-16-2004, 06:34 AM

Because the War of Wrath is just so big and involves, like....just so many people and stuff, we should, like....find a way to kill loads of them real quick.

Maybe we could send in an army of ghouls?

Also, scrap Morgoth. I mean, what's the point? Everyone knows Sauron and he was around at that time anyhow so.....

And also, this whole jewel thing. People found it hard to imagine first time around when everyone was fighting over a ring. They won't accept another film like this. Is there any way that all these guys could just ignore the jewels and fight over something else? Luthien, obviously....

Ignore every other female character, they would detract from Luthien.

AbercrombieOfRohan · 12-22-2004, 05:15 PM

Nauglamir would become the main focus of the beren/aragorn and luthien/arwen theme. They could have repeated shots of beren/aragorn dropping it and watching it smash to bits.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-24-2004, 08:09 AM

Where would the ghoulish army come from?

I'm thinking they'll eradicate Nargothrond from most of the story. Maybe Beren would pass there and encounter the shade of Orodreth (unnamed, of course), and some Mr. Obvious (Mablung or Beleg, you choose--well, Mablung sounds unelvish, so he'll become a Dwarf. Three hunters!) will tell the Dwarf that Beren's forefather cursed the dwellers of Nargothrond because they refused to fight.

Whew! Or maybe the ghoulish army would come from Nan Dungortheb . . . all those victims of the spiders . . .

The Elusive Spirit · 12-24-2004, 06:52 PM

Nope, you'r all wrong. They will completely disregard the story and create a whole new plot. There will be no more pretending they care about the book.
I see an epic battle between the Valor and Elves for controll of Middle Earth

the guy who be short · 12-29-2004, 02:58 PM

And then Morgoth attacks them both, causing them to join forces in the First Alliance of Elves and Valar. Who says the Silmarillion needs Men or Dwarves?

narfforc · 12-29-2004, 04:39 PM

"Never heard of the bloody thing", says Jack Peterson the infamous Kiwi film director. "Does it have Hobbits in it?", he adds, thinking of the pile of rubber feet he had stashed away, in case he ever got around to rewriting the film script for The Hobbit/ There or Thereabouts. A bit of spray paint, along with a bit of tinsel could change Second/Third Age Armour into First Age. Employ all the same girly-blokes that played the elves, nobody will notice, rewrite a bit of the boring stuff, give everyone someone elses lines, above all change the names and introduce characters from nowhere

King Thingy Greatmangle (Elude Singular Lord of a Thousand Cafes, Manygrowth of Doorhehath)
Benny son of Barry, husband of Lillian Tinnitus, which is Frighteningwail to the Elves
King Thinrod Fellowgland, who had no wife.
Idiot Cerebellum wife of Chewer son of Hewer
Chewin a Chewinbar slayer of Glowlong
The Downsizing of Neomanor The Alackabath or Atollslanted (Those caught on the island got a bath whether they wanted one or not, due to Argh-Parazone revolt against Ill-Farter)
Those of the Fullfil who escaped Neomanor, led by Everdull son of Alldull, and his sons Evenduller and Anotherone( who is always forgotten about)

"Righto mate pass me the script, let`s make a moovie", say Jack Peterson.

12-29-2003, 02:40 PM	#41
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Morgoth will be a giant bearlike creature, although Fingolfin couldn't fight a giant bearlike creature... Anyway, the Elves make a huge catapult, the rocks of the catapult hit Morgoth on the head, and the Silmarils are recovered. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

12-29-2003, 03:41 PM	#42
Failivrin Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: England Posts: 201	oh yeah, Mim. He will become an elf- killer and Thingol himself will go to Nargothrond to kill him. Or maybe Felagund will rise from the dead and kill him. Yes, i think the second is better. __________________ no one in particular

12-30-2003, 07:19 AM	#44
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Mîm? Mîm who? Haven't you heard? They'll replace him with Glóin, Gimli's father? I think they'll change the whole history of Dwarves, like making them semi-immortal(don't ask me, I don't know how!), and then turning them to evil things redeemed at the end of Silm. Beleg: We must take the Silmarils to Angband...only there can it be...uh...sold. Glóin: I'm supposed you're the one to take it! I never made sense, anyhow... ->Elenrod P.S. Don't kill my lineage...please...I implore you... __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 12-13-2004 at 10:26 PM. Reason: sweep sweep sweep

12-30-2003, 12:01 PM	#45
Olorin_TLA Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor. Posts: 420	The reason Feanor hunts the Silmarills is because...He's Gollum! And they're Preciousssss... __________________ "For I am Olórin! And Olórin means me!" ELENDIL! - Join "Forth Tolkiengas!"

12-13-2004, 10:38 PM	#46
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	H-I-ing Let's see what madness PJ could wreak on The Hobbit movie. ~Arwen shows up at most inopportune times. ~No Beorn. ~Thorin's company will be reduced to three. That's all I could come up with now. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-29-2003, 04:05 PM	#43
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Ooh, we'll have to toss Mim to kill him. (that was random & wrong. Bad Naz, bad)

12-14-2004, 05:17 PM	#47
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Random Thoughts of Nimrodel I bet Arwen will steal Oromë`s horse! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-16-2004, 06:34 AM	#49
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Because the War of Wrath is just so big and involves, like....just so many people and stuff, we should, like....find a way to kill loads of them real quick. Maybe we could send in an army of ghouls? Also, scrap Morgoth. I mean, what's the point? Everyone knows Sauron and he was around at that time anyhow so..... And also, this whole jewel thing. People found it hard to imagine first time around when everyone was fighting over a ring. They won't accept another film like this. Is there any way that all these guys could just ignore the jewels and fight over something else? Luthien, obviously.... Ignore every other female character, they would detract from Luthien. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-22-2004, 05:15 PM	#50
AbercrombieOfRohan Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 311	Nauglamir would become the main focus of the beren/aragorn and luthien/arwen theme. They could have repeated shots of beren/aragorn dropping it and watching it smash to bits.

12-24-2004, 08:09 AM	#51
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	But Eomer? Where would the ghoulish army come from? I'm thinking they'll eradicate Nargothrond from most of the story. Maybe Beren would pass there and encounter the shade of Orodreth (unnamed, of course), and some Mr. Obvious (Mablung or Beleg, you choose--well, Mablung sounds unelvish, so he'll become a Dwarf. Three hunters!) will tell the Dwarf that Beren's forefather cursed the dwellers of Nargothrond because they refused to fight. Whew! Or maybe the ghoulish army would come from Nan Dungortheb . . . all those victims of the spiders . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-24-2004, 06:52 PM	#52
The Elusive Spirit Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The out-skirts of Bree, on my way to some where. Posts: 53	!!!!! Nope, you'r all wrong. They will completely disregard the story and create a whole new plot. There will be no more pretending they care about the book. I see an epic battle between the Valor and Elves for controll of Middle Earth __________________ Before these fields were shorn and tilled, Full to the brim our rivers flowed; The melody of waters filled The fresh and boundless wood, And torrents dashed, and rivlets played, And fountains spouted in the shade. -Bryant

12-29-2004, 02:58 PM	#53
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Indeed And then Morgoth attacks them both, causing them to join forces in the First Alliance of Elves and Valar. Who says the Silmarillion needs Men or Dwarves?

12-29-2004, 04:39 PM	#54
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Silmarillion, whats that mate. "Never heard of the bloody thing", says Jack Peterson the infamous Kiwi film director. "Does it have Hobbits in it?", he adds, thinking of the pile of rubber feet he had stashed away, in case he ever got around to rewriting the film script for The Hobbit/ There or Thereabouts. A bit of spray paint, along with a bit of tinsel could change Second/Third Age Armour into First Age. Employ all the same girly-blokes that played the elves, nobody will notice, rewrite a bit of the boring stuff, give everyone someone elses lines, above all change the names and introduce characters from nowhere King Thingy Greatmangle (Elude Singular Lord of a Thousand Cafes, Manygrowth of Doorhehath) Benny son of Barry, husband of Lillian Tinnitus, which is Frighteningwail to the Elves King Thinrod Fellowgland, who had no wife. Idiot Cerebellum wife of Chewer son of Hewer Chewin a Chewinbar slayer of Glowlong The Downsizing of Neomanor The Alackabath or Atollslanted (Those caught on the island got a bath whether they wanted one or not, due to Argh-Parazone revolt against Ill-Farter) Those of the Fullfil who escaped Neomanor, led by Everdull son of Alldull, and his sons Evenduller and Anotherone( who is always forgotten about) "Righto mate pass me the script, let`s make a moovie", say Jack Peterson.