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But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When your riding sixteen hours and there’s nothing much to do
And you don’t feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through.
Say, here I am, on the road again. there I am, up on the stage.
Here I go, playing star again.
There I go, turn the page. (Turn the Page by Bob Seger)

The Uruk-hai march through rocky terrain while Merry and Pippin cling to their necks. We get a closer look at this evil brood – some helmed, some with bows and quivers, all menacing. Somehow I’m reminded of the Planet of the Apes movies. The size of the orcs or hobbits (whichever) is spot on in relationship to the other. We see Pippin calling out to Merry, who is apparently wounded in the head and unconscious.

The Uruk leader (Uglúk?) scents something, and calls for the troop to halt. Clever that even back in the Third Age, in Middle Earth, that a paramilitary organization signals ‘stop’ with a raised clenched fist. Now just in how many movies have I seen that before? Anyway, the Uruks encounters a few orc-maggots that begin questioning them. How these new orcs knew where to wait, that the Uruks would be returning at that time is…not a concern. And is any orc tribe blanched by the sun?

I’m starting to suspect that they vacation at the Bay of Belfalas, catching some rays as they play in the waves. If two orcs play volleyball against two other orcs on a beach, just what is that called?

At least we have a little contention between the two groups, just like in the books. Are these orcs from Moria or Lugbúrz? And in FotR wasn’t Saruman the puppet of Sauron? I guess that since we’d last seen him he’s decided to set up on his own. Is Saruman via these orcs hoping to capture the Ring for himself? But in FotR, he was buddy buddy with the Big Eye Guy, and so I think that PJ is a little inconsistent.

Regardless, the hobbits are on their way to bed and breakfast, all that they can stomach. Stupidly, but then again, this is Pip – Pip begs the Uruks to give poor sick Merry a drink of water. Surely he’s not that naïve. Or did PJ want to show us what kind of cruel creatures these Uruks are?

So Merry gets some tender loving care from an orc medic. Not sure what that brown liquid is, but at least it revives poor Merry - that or the near drowning experience helped wake him up. Not only does the orc doctor laugh at Merry’s discomfort, but my my, isn’t he articulate? The other Uruks seem only to grunt, but this one goes on and on ranting in some accent (can’t quite place it). Pip gets threatened with some of the same medicine, and this shuts him up. Did anyone else cheer?

Leave be, Pip.

And don’t you feel just horrible for Merry? Wounded, in the clutches of cross-country Uruks, force-fed some horrid swill, and has Pip as a friend and companion. He probably knows how Húrin’s son felt. And unlike Pip, who seems terrified (and rightly so) by the cruelty that he sees, Merry tries to put his friend at ease by shining up the situation. It was just an act… and next time leave me to my dark dreams, Pip (as waking is worse).

Meanwhile, an orc with the man-flesh sniffles detects pursuit, and so the now restless troop begins the race to Orthanc again. Pippin guesses that the pursuers include Aragorn, whether by luck, plot device or knowing that the Ranger never ever changed his clothes, and so decides to leave a clue. Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall, and so Pip bites the clasp of his cloak and spits it away.

An aside: why do the orcs have very high foreheads, as in no hair above their eyebrows?

Next we see Aragorn, who might be sleeping on a rock pillow. Or not. He was just listening to the footfalls of the orcs in the distance. Note that I tried to explain to my boss that this same skill works today, whereby I can lay my head down on my desk and hear the data packets moving across the internet, but he didn’t buy it.

Aragorn not only hears the orcs, but also notices that they just quickened their pace, and then deduced it was from the human, dwarf and elf scent. My my Sherlock, that’s some extrapolating - and before breakfast even.

Legolas appears next, and he calls back to Gimli. Gimli informs us that it’s been three days and nights without food or rest, and there’s been no sign of the orcs, except, of course, Aragorn’s listening to the bare rocks. This dwarf doesn’t realize that he’s being had, as I bet Aragorn, with the help of Legolas, has to listen every now and again while the dwarf stands watch.

“Aragorn, were you snoring?”

“No, no, of course not, my good dwarf. You see, I was just using echo location to pinpoint the orcs’ exact location. It’s a highly developed skill in us Rangers. I send out that noise that you wrongfully hear as snoring, and Legolas, lying on the ground over there, hears it after bounces off of the orcs. Sometimes we have to lie on the ground for an hour or so to get an exact reading. We’d like for you to help, but you’re just not skilled at it, and of course someone has to stand watch…”

We get more running scenes. The actors (not John Rhys-Davies) were told to ‘run’ while being filmed from a helicopter. After some footage was captured, the three runners would be moved to a different location and told to hoof it some more.

“Run with intent.”

I think that Orlando Bloom is running with cracked ribs, and so that couldn’t have been too much fun. It that why he always looks pained when he yells back to Gimli?

Again the scenery is just great. PJ filmed on location in Middle Earth.

Aragorn finds the leaf-clasp dropped by Pip, and this gives the three hunters hope that at least one of the little folk are alive and has his wits about him…er…anyway. Aragorn and Legolas seem to be gaining on the orcs, who are now less than a day ahead (I guess that’s how we’re to interpret that). But where is the third hunter?

Here comes the dwarf jokes! Not too bad yet, but this is the high point of a bad trend. Haha, Gimli’s a sprinter, not a distance man…or person…dwarf. Cute, but not as funny as he’d just come tumbling down a hillside. Surely the pace of the pursuit would make Gimli a little slaphappy, even a stout dwarf of many long journeys such as he, and so I can accept the humor, but the falling/tumbling down?

We get to see the grassy plains of Rohan, announced both by Legolas and Howard Shore. I was expecting less rocks and more grass, even here this close to the river in the Eastemnet. The three hunters (Gimli finally catches up, and already seems to be holding the other two back) look out over the plains, and Aragorn ‘feels’ that something is lending speed to the Uruks yet is hindering their pursuit. Hey, could it be the natural sprinter?

Legolas uses his keen elvish vision to spot the orcs and notes that they are moving towards Isengard, presumably through the forests of Fangorn. Just in case we forgot who or what Isengard is, Aragorn reminds us that it’s the home of that crazy wizard that gave Gandalf and the rest of the FotR so much grief in FotR.

But what has the White Wizard been up to while we dallied in Lorien and floated down the Anduin?