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Morai · 09-17-2002, 05:11 PM

I am truly sorry if this has been done before:

What if they had personal adds in ME? What would they be like? (Like if Aragorn wrote one...)

Isilya · 09-17-2002, 08:27 PM

There was one done like that a while ago in N&N, I think....but feel free to do one here, if it's alright w/the admin, that is....

SWM seeking tall, blonde lady to cuddle with in vast halls. No children, evil jealous husbands welcome.

Who is it?

elengil · 09-17-2002, 09:58 PM

That'd have to be Gimli eh? He fancied that tall bit o' elf crumpet, despite her hubby. lol

Speaking of... did Tolkien EVER have a *female* dwarf anywhere?!??! It just occured to me that in all I can recall of Tolkien, he never has a female dwarf....

Morai · 09-18-2002, 04:36 PM

Somewhat tall, male hobbit looking for a normal size female hobbit. I'm funny, stupid and good company...

(if ya hadn't figured it out yet, that was pippin's)

Guildo · 09-18-2002, 05:15 PM

Wanted. Tall Scarry looking men that had a tendency to Kill Animals as a child, and steel small hobbits luch money. To apply for Saurons minions send a small stamped Envelope with you name and adress of you and anyone you care anything about to

Recruitment offices
666 Cirith Ungol RD
Mordor

(in fine print) Applicants may be subject Murder and torure at the will of Sauron, if you have any further questions dont bother asking as it may result in much pain.

Isilya · 09-26-2002, 06:06 PM

Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one, but I like the address!!

The Fifth · 09-26-2002, 08:02 PM

Let me guess: The Nazgul?

Well, of course, I filled out that application a while ago! Two Ages ago, to be exact.

Isilya · 09-27-2002, 04:51 AM

And might I say you're doing a simply FABULOUS job!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-27-2002, 07:24 AM

Lost: One plain, unadorned ring; utterly valueless, but has great sentimental value. Please reply to Mr. Smith, Primrose Cottage, King's Avenue, Minas Ithil. Reward offered.

[ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

Rimbaud · 09-27-2002, 07:32 AM

Courier Needed: For routine drop within borders of Mordor. Applicant preferably large bird; Eagles welcome.

mark12_30 · 09-27-2002, 01:46 PM

Prime Real Estate: Between Emyn Muil and Dagorlad. Historical area; soft lighting already installed.

Evenstar1 · 09-27-2002, 02:26 PM

SOB (Single-Orange-Balrog), smoker, seeks companion for long walks down vast, glittery-hallways in (permanent) night-time atmosphere. (However, reading-light never a problem.) Enjoyment of whips, orc-music and big, warm hugs a plus. (No wizards, please.)

[ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Evenstar1 ]

Morai · 09-27-2002, 04:21 PM

WANTED:
Name: Known name is Baggins.

Discription: Halfling that Possesses the One Ring.

If you find this Halfling, bring him/her to:
1) An ork
2) Sauron
3) A Ringwraith

Reward: Your Life. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

VanimaEdhel · 09-28-2002, 02:17 PM

On the female Dwarf: only 1/3 the Dwarf population was female, and there was one female Dwarf mentioned: Dis. And, rumor has it that female Dwarves were mistaken for male ones a lot (some rumors even say that the female Dwarves had beards too...*shivers at the thought*)

Hmmm...

Wanted: SWF, please of no relation, as that has caused me death and heartache in the past. Must not mind self-pity and rooming with Dwarves for a while.

Isilya · 09-28-2002, 03:11 PM

Ugh. That could cause a whole lotta confusion. Especially in the dark...

VanimaEdhel · 09-28-2002, 03:22 PM

Bad Isilya! Bad! You put a very, very nasty mental image in my head that will be hard to get rid of!

Some 1100th post this is...

Elenna · 09-29-2002, 01:34 PM

SWM seeking non-fangirl who enjoys archery, lembas, and frolicking. No pet balrogs. Must enjoy hairstyling and dancing on the snow.

Isilya · 09-29-2002, 03:06 PM

I apologize....BUT IT'S TRUE!!

09-17-2002, 05:11 PM	#1
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	If ME had... I am truly sorry if this has been done before: What if they had personal adds in ME? What would they be like? (Like if Aragorn wrote one...) __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

09-17-2002, 08:27 PM	#2
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	There was one done like that a while ago in N&N, I think....but feel free to do one here, if it's alright w/the admin, that is.... SWM seeking tall, blonde lady to cuddle with in vast halls. No children, evil jealous husbands welcome. Who is it? __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-17-2002, 09:58 PM	#3
elengil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: eryn lasgalen Posts: 91	That'd have to be Gimli eh? He fancied that tall bit o' elf crumpet, despite her hubby. lol Speaking of... did Tolkien EVER have a female dwarf anywhere?!??! It just occured to me that in all I can recall of Tolkien, he never has a female dwarf.... __________________ No fairer words were ever spoke - Than of immortal Elvish folk - Who shone forth bright eternal light - When under stars they first awoke

09-18-2002, 04:36 PM	#4
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	Somewhat tall, male hobbit looking for a normal size female hobbit. I'm funny, stupid and good company... (if ya hadn't figured it out yet, that was pippin's) __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

09-18-2002, 05:15 PM	#5
Guildo Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Forgoten lands of the South Posts: 119	Wanted. Tall Scarry looking men that had a tendency to Kill Animals as a child, and steel small hobbits luch money. To apply for Saurons minions send a small stamped Envelope with you name and adress of you and anyone you care anything about to Recruitment offices 666 Cirith Ungol RD Mordor (in fine print) Applicants may be subject Murder and torure at the will of Sauron, if you have any further questions dont bother asking as it may result in much pain. __________________ "You cant always get what you want.... But if you try sometimes you just my find.... you get what you need." Glen Sight

09-26-2002, 06:06 PM	#6
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one, but I like the address!! __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-26-2002, 08:02 PM	#7
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Let me guess: The Nazgul? Well, of course, I filled out that application a while ago! Two Ages ago, to be exact. __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

09-27-2002, 04:51 AM	#8
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	And might I say you're doing a simply FABULOUS job!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-27-2002, 07:24 AM	#9
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Lost: One plain, unadorned ring; utterly valueless, but has great sentimental value. Please reply to Mr. Smith, Primrose Cottage, King's Avenue, Minas Ithil. Reward offered. [ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

09-27-2002, 07:32 AM	#10
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Courier Needed: For routine drop within borders of Mordor. Applicant preferably large bird; Eagles welcome. __________________ And all the rest is literature

09-27-2002, 01:46 PM	#11
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,407	Prime Real Estate: Between Emyn Muil and Dagorlad. Historical area; soft lighting already installed. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

09-27-2002, 02:26 PM	#12
Evenstar1 Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Colorado (just east of the Misty Mts.) Posts: 111	SOB (Single-Orange-Balrog), smoker, seeks companion for long walks down vast, glittery-hallways in (permanent) night-time atmosphere. (However, reading-light never a problem.) Enjoyment of whips, orc-music and big, warm hugs a plus. (No wizards, please.) [ September 27, 2002: Message edited by: Evenstar1 ] __________________ - Eve

09-27-2002, 04:21 PM	#13
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 747	WANTED: Name: Known name is Baggins. Discription: Halfling that Possesses the One Ring. If you find this Halfling, bring him/her to: 1) An ork 2) Sauron 3) A Ringwraith Reward: Your Life. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

09-28-2002, 02:17 PM	#14
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,473	On the female Dwarf: only 1/3 the Dwarf population was female, and there was one female Dwarf mentioned: Dis. And, rumor has it that female Dwarves were mistaken for male ones a lot (some rumors even say that the female Dwarves had beards too...shivers at the thought) Hmmm... Wanted: SWF, please of no relation, as that has caused me death and heartache in the past. Must not mind self-pity and rooming with Dwarves for a while. __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

09-28-2002, 03:11 PM	#15
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	Ugh. That could cause a whole lotta confusion. Especially in the dark... __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-28-2002, 03:22 PM	#16
VanimaEdhel Etheral Enchantress Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wellesley College! Posts: 1,473	Bad Isilya! Bad! You put a very, very nasty mental image in my head that will be hard to get rid of! Some 1100th post this is... __________________ "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes

09-29-2002, 01:34 PM	#17
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	SWM seeking non-fangirl who enjoys archery, lembas, and frolicking. No pet balrogs. Must enjoy hairstyling and dancing on the snow. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

09-29-2002, 03:06 PM	#18
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	I apologize....BUT IT'S TRUE!! __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

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