Adverts that LOTR characters would have been good in - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Halbereth Diagona · 07-29-2002, 05:09 AM

State the obvius: Legolas in a Loreal advert.
Aragorn in an advert for shaving stuff...

Nevfeniel · 07-29-2002, 06:30 AM

Saruman in a Tide commercial.
Any of the Nine Walkers in an athlete's foot commercial

Hmm. . . can't think of any more right now.

[ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Halbereth Diagona · 07-29-2002, 06:56 AM

Heehee...Boromir in an advert for dinner plates (note massive sheild)
The balrog in a british gas advert

Aldagrim Proudfoot · 07-29-2002, 07:28 AM

The hobbits in a Home Depot ad.

Aragorn in an ad for an outdoorsman store.

Arwen in a Clearosil commercial.

Bilbo in an office supplies commercial.

Halbereth Diagona · 07-29-2002, 07:34 AM

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!
Err...
Gandalf in one of those 'verts that you see at bonfire night, where they tell you to take care with fireworks.

The Fifth · 07-29-2002, 08:26 AM

Frodo dressed like a leprechaun and in a Lucky Charms commercial.

The Eye of Sauron in a Visine commercial.

Gollum in an advertisment in the newspaper about speech therapy.

Gollum as a mascot in a jewelry store.

Um... that's all I can think of now.. pretty unfunny, huh?

Anna Licumo · 07-29-2002, 01:30 PM

Legolas in a Loriel advertisment? That's not, um, the one when they make odd noises, is it? o_0

What about Galadriel in a light bulb advert? "You can have your rooms shine like me, without all that hassle of tempation from the one Ring! And if you call now, you can get that green glow FREE!" Now, that's just strange...

But not as strange as Elrond in a Rogaine commerical! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

charly · 07-29-2002, 01:44 PM

Ha Ha! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Gandalf in a weather-broadcast.(remember Carahadras?)
Gandalf for locks and keyes.
any hobbit against frequent foot-tending
Bill the pony in a car-commercial
Legolas for spectecals(Sharp are the eyes of the elves)
Galadriel as a fortuneteller
Elrond and Arwen in an understand- your- kids spot
That´s it for now...

Lady_Báin · 07-29-2002, 04:26 PM

okay this really isn't funny but the weird thing is that i was just thinking about this the other day

Gimli opens up the fridge to discover that it is filled with orcs and on the bottom of the screen it says "got mithril" .::deafening silence::. ahem well there's my two bits [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

The Fifth · 07-29-2002, 07:34 PM

Bain, that IS funny!

Bwaha! Ha! Ha!

Why were the orcs in the refrigerator in the first place?

"Last night I killed an orc in my pajamas. How the orc got into my pajamas I'll never know."

Couldn't resist...

NazgulNumberTen · 07-29-2002, 07:49 PM

fifth, where do you get all those nazgul smilies?

The Fifth · 07-29-2002, 09:19 PM

I had made them myself... just PM me if you want to use them. Thanksies.. anyway.. hmm.. need to come up with more.

Aragorn in a commercial, singing "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"

Legolas in one of those "I've got the urge" commercials (you know, those shampoo commercials which I hate..).

And, not to brag, but, I have 500 posts! Go me!

[ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Lothiriel Silmarien · 07-29-2002, 09:32 PM

Oh I hate those comercials too. Congratulations on being Ghost Prince of Cardoland-ded [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gimli (yes....Gimli) in the really stupid herbal essences commercial. I hate those commericals, they're so....um...

Halbereth Diagona · 07-30-2002, 06:23 AM

Errr,, annoying.

Aldagrim Proudfoot · 07-30-2002, 12:43 PM

Any hobbit in a Tums commercial.

Gollum in an ad for Long John Silver's (fish restauraunt)

Merry and Pippin in a Budweiser commercial

gollum*elf*pup · 07-30-2002, 03:02 PM

merry and pippin in a budwiser ad would be great!!!

gollum in a sunscreen commercial [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ithaeliel · 07-30-2002, 04:40 PM

Anna, did you by any chance get that from a fic that I wrote???? I mentioned Galadriel's prized light bulbs...

Hmm, lessee...
Merry and Pippin in an ad for something like, "Is your troubled teen *cough* juvy convict *cough* causing you grief? Well now there's help."
Pippin: *blahblahblah* really helped me with my obsession with stealing and lighting giant fireworks..."
Merry: "And it helped me with my vegetable-stealing habit."

Halbereth Diagona · 07-31-2002, 04:50 AM

Gimli in an angermanagment class ad...

Aldagrim Proudfoot · 07-31-2002, 09:05 AM

An orc in a promotion for the NRA.

Galadriel in a cable ad. (Apicture as clear as the mirror!)

Cirdan in a water sports ad.

Ravenna · 07-31-2002, 04:18 PM

Showing my age a bit but here goes.

Merry and Pippin as The Bisto Kids.
Frodo (as in the film) Fun contact lenses.

And just for the Viggo fans
Aragorn in the jeans advert, (the one doing laundry).

Lady_Báin · 08-02-2002, 12:55 PM

the orcs are in the fridge because i got the comercial mixed up, they're supposed to be cookies... oh well

Pippin and merry in an AA comercial
"my name is peregrin took and i'm an alchaholic" heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Morima · 08-06-2002, 07:04 AM

Saruman tossing his hair:

"Wella! Perfectly you!"

Ha ha ha hee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I picture it! At least we have that commercial in Norway [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Telchar · 08-08-2002, 04:53 AM

Gandalf to Saruman:

Quote:

Saruman, Saruman' Gandalf stopped and looked at the menu. 'Saruman, you missed your path in life. You should have been Ronald McDonald, and earned you burgers and fries too, by mimicking the milkshake guy.

Wandering but not lost · 08-08-2002, 04:23 PM

so not an advert but i think that the ringwraiths should get jobs as models. that 'wasted away' look is sooooo in [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Robin Headstrong · 08-12-2002, 04:15 PM

Merry and Pippin in one of those coms (I think it was Budweiser) where everyone picks up a phone and goes "WHAASSAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Merri · 08-12-2002, 05:16 PM

Merry and Pippin in that commercial where two kids jump in the car screaming, "We're going to the water park, we're going to the water park!", see their school books, and scream "NOooooooo!!" In an agonizing tone of voice. Then the camera zooms out and you see one of them pressing his face against the window. I think it's an Office Max advertisement.

Any of the hobbits in a car commercial where they have the kids in the back seat screaming, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" With Gandalf and Aragorn as the parents. Argorn and Arwen as parents would also work.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gulp.

Yay! I'm a pile o' bones now!! *dances around for joy*

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Merri ]

Samwise · 08-12-2002, 07:21 PM

Sam doing an advert for "Galadriel's Miracle Gro" (ala the little box of dirt she gave him......) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Quote:

"For you, little gardener and lover of trees," she said to Sam, "I have only a small gift." She put into his hand a little box of plain grey wood, unadorned save for a single silver rune upon the lid. "In this box there is earth from my orchard. If you keep it and see your home again at last, then perhaps it may reward you. Though you should find all barren and laid waste, there will be few gardens in Middle Earth that will bloom like your garden, if you sprinkle this earth there. "

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise ]

vanwalossien · 08-13-2002, 08:13 AM

I know Orlando has done a Gap commercial, but picture Legolas doing the same! Leather trousers and matching green tunic, now only $25!
OK, maybe it wasn't all that funny... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Morima · 08-15-2002, 09:06 AM

Arwen in a dyper commercial.

Telchar: Yours was funny!

Vanwalossien: Cool Nemi-pic! You're norwegian or something? The Nemi drawer Lise is.

Kaszul · 08-15-2002, 09:26 AM

This is so like the dwarf one, but one day while eating powerdsugar mini dougnuts I discoverd there was no milk in the house. My mind instantly flew to the got milk comercials. Then i began to think of how dougnuts are ring shaped.......................hmmmmmm

Picture the ring being destroyed, and the eye of Sauron going wide in suprise. Then cut to the black screen with the words, "Got Ring?"

Well, it was funny at the time!

Samwise · 08-15-2002, 02:59 PM

LOL, Kaszul! It made me chuckle! "Got ring..."

Quote:

Out of the shadows a ladder was let down. Legolas ran lightly up, and Frodo followed slowly; behind came Sam, trying not to breathe loudly.

[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise ]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-28-2002, 02:26 PM

Sauron just has to advertise for Vision Express.
And what is also clear is Eowyn for those really corny coffee adverts.

"Nescafe is SO great, and it's sure to get me a mannn! *flutters eyelashes*

Look, I didn't make up that concept so don't kill me!

Galadrie1 · 08-28-2002, 02:52 PM

Merry, Pippin and Aragorn in that Motrin commercial:
Pippin is in the back seat of a car (in traffic) screaming "This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends..." Aragorn is driving and holding his head. An announcer says "There's pain..." Suddenly, Merry pops up and starts screaming along with Pippin: "Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was! And they'll continue singin' it forever just because.." Aragorn groans. Announcer: "And then there's Motrin pain."

(Gosh, I hate that commercial. It's soooo annoying... it makes me want to go take a Tylenol.. not a Motrin!)

[ August 28, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

Lady_Báin · 08-29-2002, 08:29 AM

mmmmmmm dough-nuts

Hey someone should start a gough-nut company call "The One Ring Dough-nuts"

finger lickin good

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 08-29-2002, 02:26 PM

Gimli - *Up on a high moutain top, blowing a ridiclusely large horn then shouts: * GIIIINNNKKKOOOVVVAAA!!!!!!!

Sauramon - In a Mablean fingernail polish add

Aragorn - In a Head And Shoulders Add *The one where the guy pops open a bottle in the gym showers and the shower turns into a waterfall*

>>Yet another Herbal Esences Add<<

Legolas: *Up on trial when suddenlly he thinks about washing his hair. In about 8 secconds (or so) he's going through the motions of washing his hair* OOH YES, YES, YES!!!! *Girls start danceing around*
Old lady in the jury: I can hardly wait for the body wash to come out!!

Bin Stine: *Holding up the All Seeing Eye and sprinkles some Clear Eys on it* Wooow...

OK, Mine was lame, but all of yours was FUNNY!

Samwise_Gamgee · 08-31-2002, 03:49 PM

lol you guys are funny!

Halbereth Diagona · 09-01-2002, 07:34 AM

Hmmm...lets think...OH ohohoohoh I got one!
N. Orc in a advert for plastic surgery!!!
Slightly sad but...Also Arwen in an ad for dove deodorant.

The Fifth · 09-01-2002, 08:49 AM

--- WANTED ---

At least four (4) Ringwraiths needed for a fashion show...

the latest fashion sweeping this summer: Tattered, dusty, ripped, old black robes!!!

Will pay all who join a wealthy sum of money. You must also receive permission from the Dark Lord before you can join. NO halflings and elves allowed. Trolls are not allowed unless they are wearing a leash. Watch out for man named Strider.

------

((Yes, I know, this is a lame attempt for a joke. It's an advertisment about Ringwraiths in a fashion show.))

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]

Rose Cotton · 09-01-2002, 10:39 AM

Gandalf in one of thoes adds with the nicotice patches to help you quit smoking.

Gandalf: You can get out of that bad hobbit (habit).

I tried.

Minyaharmawen · 09-01-2002, 11:19 AM

Thoes are so funny LOL

how bout Arwen in a stkittles Advert
...
K that was lame [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

07-29-2002, 05:09 AM	#1
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Adverts that LOTR characters would have been good in State the obvius: Legolas in a Loreal advert. Aragorn in an advert for shaving stuff... __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-29-2002, 06:30 AM	#2
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Saruman in a Tide commercial. Any of the Nine Walkers in an athlete's foot commercial Hmm. . . can't think of any more right now. [ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

07-29-2002, 06:56 AM	#3
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Heehee...Boromir in an advert for dinner plates (note massive sheild) The balrog in a british gas advert __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-29-2002, 07:28 AM	#4
Aldagrim Proudfoot Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 328	The hobbits in a Home Depot ad. Aragorn in an ad for an outdoorsman store. Arwen in a Clearosil commercial. Bilbo in an office supplies commercial. __________________ I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

07-29-2002, 07:34 AM	#5
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!!! Err... Gandalf in one of those 'verts that you see at bonfire night, where they tell you to take care with fireworks. __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-29-2002, 08:26 AM	#6
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Frodo dressed like a leprechaun and in a Lucky Charms commercial. The Eye of Sauron in a Visine commercial. Gollum in an advertisment in the newspaper about speech therapy. Gollum as a mascot in a jewelry store. Um... that's all I can think of now.. pretty unfunny, huh? __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-29-2002, 01:30 PM	#7
Anna Licumo Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen... okay, KS actually. ::sigh:: Posts: 78	Legolas in a Loriel advertisment? That's not, um, the one when they make odd noises, is it? o_0 What about Galadriel in a light bulb advert? "You can have your rooms shine like me, without all that hassle of tempation from the one Ring! And if you call now, you can get that green glow FREE!" Now, that's just strange... But not as strange as Elrond in a Rogaine commerical! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Rock-a-bye Nazgul, on Weathertop, when the Ring calls, the horses will run. And when Sauron calls, the Nazgul will go, and down will come evil, Ringwraiths and all!

07-29-2002, 01:44 PM	#8
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	Ha Ha! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Gandalf in a weather-broadcast.(remember Carahadras?) Gandalf for locks and keyes. any hobbit against frequent foot-tending Bill the pony in a car-commercial Legolas for spectecals(Sharp are the eyes of the elves) Galadriel as a fortuneteller Elrond and Arwen in an understand- your- kids spot That´s it for now... __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"

07-29-2002, 04:26 PM	#9
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	okay this really isn't funny but the weird thing is that i was just thinking about this the other day Gimli opens up the fridge to discover that it is filled with orcs and on the bottom of the screen it says "got mithril" .::deafening silence::. ahem well there's my two bits [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ pæling.

07-29-2002, 07:34 PM	#10
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	Bain, that IS funny! Bwaha! Ha! Ha! Why were the orcs in the refrigerator in the first place? "Last night I killed an orc in my pajamas. How the orc got into my pajamas I'll never know." Couldn't resist... __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-29-2002, 07:49 PM	#11
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	fifth, where do you get all those nazgul smilies? __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

07-29-2002, 09:19 PM	#12
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	I had made them myself... just PM me if you want to use them. Thanksies.. anyway.. hmm.. need to come up with more. Aragorn in a commercial, singing "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" Legolas in one of those "I've got the urge" commercials (you know, those shampoo commercials which I hate..). And, not to brag, but, I have 500 posts! Go me! [ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ] __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye

07-29-2002, 09:32 PM	#13
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Oh I hate those comercials too. Congratulations on being Ghost Prince of Cardoland-ded [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Gimli (yes....Gimli) in the really stupid herbal essences commercial. I hate those commericals, they're so....um... __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

07-30-2002, 06:23 AM	#14
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Errr,, annoying. __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-30-2002, 12:43 PM	#15
Aldagrim Proudfoot Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 328	Any hobbit in a Tums commercial. Gollum in an ad for Long John Silver's (fish restauraunt) Merry and Pippin in a Budweiser commercial __________________ I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

07-30-2002, 03:02 PM	#16
gollumelfpup Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: big...scary...castle... Posts: 277	merry and pippin in a budwiser ad would be great!!! gollum in a sunscreen commercial [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ ~elfpup~ PI's evil family dog!!! I have found the chicken who is not a chicken!

07-30-2002, 04:40 PM	#17
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 724	Anna, did you by any chance get that from a fic that I wrote???? I mentioned Galadriel's prized light bulbs... Hmm, lessee... Merry and Pippin in an ad for something like, "Is your troubled teen cough juvy convict cough causing you grief? Well now there's help." Pippin: blahblahblah really helped me with my obsession with stealing and lighting giant fireworks..." Merry: "And it helped me with my vegetable-stealing habit." __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

07-31-2002, 04:50 AM	#18
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Gimli in an angermanagment class ad... __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

07-31-2002, 09:05 AM	#19
Aldagrim Proudfoot Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 328	An orc in a promotion for the NRA. Galadriel in a cable ad. (Apicture as clear as the mirror!) Cirdan in a water sports ad. __________________ I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

07-31-2002, 04:18 PM	#20
Ravenna Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: witney, oxfordshire Posts: 70	Showing my age a bit but here goes. Merry and Pippin as The Bisto Kids. Frodo (as in the film) Fun contact lenses. And just for the Viggo fans Aragorn in the jeans advert, (the one doing laundry).

08-02-2002, 12:55 PM	#21
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	the orcs are in the fridge because i got the comercial mixed up, they're supposed to be cookies... oh well Pippin and merry in an AA comercial "my name is peregrin took and i'm an alchaholic" heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ pæling.

08-06-2002, 07:04 AM	#22
Morima Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Budapest. Posts: 89	Saruman tossing his hair: "Wella! Perfectly you!" Ha ha ha hee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I picture it! At least we have that commercial in Norway [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ «We're all but noon now; dawn, evening and midnight.» Aki Benetah.

08-08-2002, 04:23 PM	#24
Wandering but not lost Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 11	so not an advert but i think that the ringwraiths should get jobs as models. that 'wasted away' look is sooooo in [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ ...all that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; the deep roots are not reached by the frost...

08-12-2002, 04:15 PM	#25
Robin Headstrong Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In front of a computer Posts: 52	Merry and Pippin in one of those coms (I think it was Budweiser) where everyone picks up a phone and goes "WHAASSAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!

08-12-2002, 05:16 PM	#26
Merri Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Shire Posts: 225	Merry and Pippin in that commercial where two kids jump in the car screaming, "We're going to the water park, we're going to the water park!", see their school books, and scream "NOooooooo!!" In an agonizing tone of voice. Then the camera zooms out and you see one of them pressing his face against the window. I think it's an Office Max advertisement. Any of the hobbits in a car commercial where they have the kids in the back seat screaming, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" With Gandalf and Aragorn as the parents. Argorn and Arwen as parents would also work. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gulp. Yay! I'm a pile o' bones now!! dances around for joy [ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Merri ] __________________ Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act upon. -Children of the Mind, by Orson Scott Card.

08-13-2002, 08:13 AM	#28
vanwalossien Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: middle of Nowhere/Norway Posts: 376	I know Orlando has done a Gap commercial, but picture Legolas doing the same! Leather trousers and matching green tunic, now only $25! OK, maybe it wasn't all that funny... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ "The ships hung in the air in much the same way as bricks don't"

08-15-2002, 09:06 AM	#29
Morima Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Budapest. Posts: 89	Arwen in a dyper commercial. Telchar: Yours was funny! Vanwalossien: Cool Nemi-pic! You're norwegian or something? The Nemi drawer Lise is. __________________ «We're all but noon now; dawn, evening and midnight.» Aki Benetah.

08-15-2002, 09:26 AM	#30
Kaszul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 14	This is so like the dwarf one, but one day while eating powerdsugar mini dougnuts I discoverd there was no milk in the house. My mind instantly flew to the got milk comercials. Then i began to think of how dougnuts are ring shaped.......................hmmmmmm Picture the ring being destroyed, and the eye of Sauron going wide in suprise. Then cut to the black screen with the words, "Got Ring?" Well, it was funny at the time!

08-28-2002, 02:26 PM	#32
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Sauron just has to advertise for Vision Express. And what is also clear is Eowyn for those really corny coffee adverts. "Nescafe is SO great, and it's sure to get me a mannn! flutters eyelashes Look, I didn't make up that concept so don't kill me! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-28-2002, 02:52 PM	#33
Galadrie1 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The wrong place at the wrong time. Posts: 399	Merry, Pippin and Aragorn in that Motrin commercial: Pippin is in the back seat of a car (in traffic) screaming "This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends..." Aragorn is driving and holding his head. An announcer says "There's pain..." Suddenly, Merry pops up and starts screaming along with Pippin: "Some people started singin' it not knowin' what it was! And they'll continue singin' it forever just because.." Aragorn groans. Announcer: "And then there's Motrin pain." (Gosh, I hate that commercial. It's soooo annoying... it makes me want to go take a Tylenol.. not a Motrin!) [ August 28, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ] __________________ "For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel."

08-29-2002, 08:29 AM	#34
Lady_Báin Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Peterborough, England Posts: 250	mmmmmmm dough-nuts Hey someone should start a gough-nut company call "The One Ring Dough-nuts" finger lickin good __________________ pæling.

08-29-2002, 02:26 PM	#35
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	Gimli - Up on a high moutain top, blowing a ridiclusely large horn then shouts: GIIIINNNKKKOOOVVVAAA!!!!!!! Sauramon - In a Mablean fingernail polish add Aragorn - In a Head And Shoulders Add The one where the guy pops open a bottle in the gym showers and the shower turns into a waterfall >>Yet another Herbal Esences Add<< Legolas: Up on trial when suddenlly he thinks about washing his hair. In about 8 secconds (or so) he's going through the motions of washing his hair OOH YES, YES, YES!!!! Girls start danceing around Old lady in the jury: I can hardly wait for the body wash to come out!! Bin Stine: Holding up the All Seeing Eye and sprinkles some Clear Eys on it Wooow... OK, Mine was lame, but all of yours was FUNNY! __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

08-31-2002, 03:49 PM	#36
Samwise_Gamgee Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 68	lol you guys are funny! __________________ "Your bodygaurd?" "His Gardner"

09-01-2002, 07:34 AM	#37
Halbereth Diagona Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mirkwood, duh. Why would I be anywhere else? Posts: 143	Hmmm...lets think...OH ohohoohoh I got one! N. Orc in a advert for plastic surgery!!! Slightly sad but...Also Arwen in an ad for dove deodorant. __________________ HALBERETH DIAGONA I'm back! Kicks computer stupid thing for breaking down. Miss me? Didn't think so...

09-01-2002, 08:49 AM	#38
The Fifth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Mordor Posts: 427	--- WANTED --- At least four (4) Ringwraiths needed for a fashion show... the latest fashion sweeping this summer: Tattered, dusty, ripped, old black robes!!! Will pay all who join a wealthy sum of money. You must also receive permission from the Dark Lord before you can join. NO halflings and elves allowed. Trolls are not allowed unless they are wearing a leash. Watch out for man named Strider. ------ ((Yes, I know, this is a lame attempt for a joke. It's an advertisment about Ringwraiths in a fashion show.)) [ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ] __________________ - Ringwraith #5, Servant of the Eye