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Old 09-17-2002, 05:11 PM   #1
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Silmaril If ME had...

I am truly sorry if this has been done before:

What if they had personal adds in ME? What would they be like? (Like if Aragorn wrote one...)
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:27 PM   #2
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There was one done like that a while ago in N&N, I think....but feel free to do one here, if it's alright w/the admin, that is....

SWM seeking tall, blonde lady to cuddle with in vast halls. No children, evil jealous husbands welcome.

Who is it?
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Old 09-17-2002, 09:58 PM   #3
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That'd have to be Gimli eh? He fancied that tall bit o' elf crumpet, despite her hubby. lol

Speaking of... did Tolkien EVER have a *female* dwarf anywhere?!??! It just occured to me that in all I can recall of Tolkien, he never has a female dwarf....
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Old 09-18-2002, 04:36 PM   #4
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Somewhat tall, male hobbit looking for a normal size female hobbit. I'm funny, stupid and good company...

(if ya hadn't figured it out yet, that was pippin's)
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Old 09-18-2002, 05:15 PM   #5
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Wanted. Tall Scarry looking men that had a tendency to Kill Animals as a child, and steel small hobbits luch money. To apply for Saurons minions send a small stamped Envelope with you name and adress of you and anyone you care anything about to

Recruitment offices
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(in fine print) Applicants may be subject Murder and torure at the will of Sauron, if you have any further questions dont bother asking as it may result in much pain.
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Old 09-26-2002, 06:06 PM   #6
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Hmmm, I'm not sure on this one, but I like the address!!
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Old 09-26-2002, 08:02 PM   #7
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Let me guess: The Nazgul?

Well, of course, I filled out that application a while ago! Two Ages ago, to be exact.
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Old 09-27-2002, 04:51 AM   #8
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And might I say you're doing a simply FABULOUS job!! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 09-27-2002, 07:24 AM   #9
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Old 09-27-2002, 07:32 AM   #10
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Old 09-27-2002, 01:46 PM   #11
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Old 09-27-2002, 02:26 PM   #12
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SOB (Single-Orange-Balrog), smoker, seeks companion for long walks down vast, glittery-hallways in (permanent) night-time atmosphere. (However, reading-light never a problem.) Enjoyment of whips, orc-music and big, warm hugs a plus. (No wizards, please.)

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Old 09-27-2002, 04:21 PM   #13
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WANTED:
Name: Known name is Baggins.

Discription: Halfling that Possesses the One Ring.

If you find this Halfling, bring him/her to:
1) An ork
2) Sauron
3) A Ringwraith

Reward: Your Life. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2002, 02:17 PM   #14
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On the female Dwarf: only 1/3 the Dwarf population was female, and there was one female Dwarf mentioned: Dis. And, rumor has it that female Dwarves were mistaken for male ones a lot (some rumors even say that the female Dwarves had beards too...*shivers at the thought*)

Hmmm...

Wanted: SWF, please of no relation, as that has caused me death and heartache in the past. Must not mind self-pity and rooming with Dwarves for a while.
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Old 09-28-2002, 03:11 PM   #15
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Ugh. That could cause a whole lotta confusion. Especially in the dark...
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Old 09-28-2002, 03:22 PM   #16
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Bad Isilya! Bad! You put a very, very nasty mental image in my head that will be hard to get rid of!

Some 1100th post this is...
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Old 09-29-2002, 01:34 PM   #17
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SWM seeking non-fangirl who enjoys archery, lembas, and frolicking. No pet balrogs. Must enjoy hairstyling and dancing on the snow.
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Old 09-29-2002, 03:06 PM   #18
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I apologize....BUT IT'S TRUE!!
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