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Old 05-18-2003, 06:47 PM   #641
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Maikafanawen and Rose Cotton- those were really funny. The Princess Bride meets LotR... maybe we should do more crosses with other books. *hides in corner to think of evil ideas* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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Old 05-18-2003, 06:57 PM   #642
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I wouldn't laugh at Boromir if I was you Aragorn.


Why?

*Frodo shows Aragorn some more pictures in the photo book* http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/ch/aragorn.html


NOOOOOOOO!!!! *Aragorn runs away*


*Awen looks at Aragorn's pictures*


I THOUGHT HE WAS HANDSOME!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH! *she runs away too*


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!
Frodo: I love old photo albums, don't you Bilbo?

Bilbo: I sure do Frodo.
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Old 05-18-2003, 09:18 PM   #643
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*chokes and dies* Awww, Boromir, c'mon. We all know that's not REALLY you. *goes off to comfort Boromir*

Meanwhile, another scene for your entertainment:



Heeeeere's Johnny!



No, no, it's more like this:



Heeeeere's JOHNny!



Heere's Johnny.



Ha ha ha! That really sucked, Elrond. Here's the best one right here:



HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!



... what in Middle-Earth have I walked in on?
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Old 05-19-2003, 02:28 AM   #644
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... what in Middle-Earth have I walked in on?
...I could ask the same [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Just an idea: does anybody want to do crosses with the Hitchhikers' books? There'senough funny scenes there for everyone to have... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] I'll think one up later, I guess.

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Old 05-19-2003, 04:33 AM   #645
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Urgh! Those pictures truly were awful!



Give my compliments to the chef! That calamari was excellent!



Calamari?


You mean it isn't steak?


No, little one. Calamari is squid, a creature of the sea.


Sq-squ-sq-sq-sq...


Squid.


YEEAARRGGGGGHH!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! QUICK, ANTIDOTE, ANTIDOTE!!!!


Can it be that the little ones do not like calamari? Its texture, its piquant flavor? How can this be?


TBC....(<<I love that!)
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Old 05-19-2003, 04:40 AM   #646
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Fool of a Whatever-You-Are! Do you realize that you have poisoned the hobbits??


*they lie about groaning*


I knew I should have gone with the Rocky Mountain Oysters...

Eew...
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Old 05-19-2003, 04:45 AM   #647
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You think that scene's sad? Well I made up a song about it...



"I am the Disco King,"


"I could eat anything!"


"But I put my bid"


"On a plate of squid!"


"Mmm mmm mmm!"
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:16 AM   #648
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Good morning, little ones. How are you this day?


*titter* Why don't you sit down and we'll tell you?


What is this new devilry?!?


YIKES!! (ignore the arrow...)


Why was there a tack on my seat?


P: 'Cause you're such a likeable guy?
M: Erm...it was his idea!


YOU HALFLINGS WILL PAY!


M: I'm telling you it was his idea!!!
P: Run, Merry!

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Old 05-19-2003, 05:17 AM   #649
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P: Do you think he'll find us?
M: I hope not. You shouldn't have suggested it, you know.
P: But I didn't...
M: Shh! He's coming!


I'll get you, my pretties...hehhehehe...
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I had to get off the computer yesterday, so I didn't get to finish the Lumberjack song.

LUMBERJACK SONG cont. (this is the last part)



I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!



Chorus: He cuts down trees, he wears... high...heels...



*chours runs away*



Figwit: Oh, Aragorn! And I thought you were so butch! *runs away crying*



*looks confused* What?



And now for something completely different.

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Eh, I've decided to try another song. This time it's 'It's my Life" by Bon Jovi.


This ain't a song for the broken-hearted-


No silent prayer for the faith-departed,


I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd,


You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud-


Chorus:It's my life!


It's now or never,


I ain't gonna live forever,


I just wanna live while I'm alive...

To be continued. By the way, I love that song (insert imaginary smiley here)

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(It's my life)


My heart is like an open highway,


Like Frankie said
I did it my way-


I just wanna live while I'm alive-
It's my life,


This is for the ones who stood their ground;
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down,


Tomorrow's getting harder, make no mistake,


Luck ain't even lucky,


Got to make your own breaks.

After that, there's only a little and most of it is repetition anyhow, so I'm done. (The rest is chorus, then Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down
, then Chorus X2)

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Old 05-19-2003, 08:45 PM   #655
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Oddwen! You have to stop it! No more scenes like that or I'll end up doing myself a nasty internal injury!

Have some more squid, Boromir....
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I vote for "Where is My Hairbrush" That is soooooo funny. It even got my mom to laugh, and that's not easy.

I also like Boromir's song "I'm the Disco King"
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Where have I been? I abstain from BD for three days and this thread grows by three pages! Eek!

Zel Ladrona would be proud. (If she'd let me mention BD at all...)

This thread is great. Tolkien meets Morgenstern.

*dies. 1,108,597,854,653,456 times*

Too bad they never use rapiers in LotR.
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Old 05-20-2003, 09:56 AM   #658
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Alright, I think I have to change my vote to Boromir's song. That was pure laughing craziness! Oh, Oddwen. You'll have me out yet!
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Ummmm...Am I allowed to do one that isn't a song? Well...here it is anyway.

hungreeee.......







yum...butterscotch. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Have any of you ever freaked out because of a butterscotch lifesaver? I have. That's where this came from.
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Cute, Elennar! You are "allowed" to do whatever you want.

Therefore, I shall now create a scene 8 posts long.

Announcing the first Middle-earth talent contest! I Oddwen shall be your host and judge this evening.
And the contestants are-

Legolas:

I enter my bow and pointy sticks!

(It's called archery, Leggy.)

What-EV-er.

Elrond:

I enter my fabulous flapping eyebrows.

Aragorn:

I offer my Houdini-like escapes.

Boromir:

I enter my ability to eat live squid!

(Eew, are you sure?)


Ohhh yeah....

Sam:

I enter my ability to never smile.

Merry:

M: I enter my magic apple conjuring abilities! See?
P: Wow!


Arighy then!
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Legolas, you are first.

L: Ok! *grabs an apple from Merry* Now I need an assistant!


M: Hey!


B: I shall help. I need to work up an appetite.


L: Alright everyone! Watch me shoot this apple off of Boromir's head! *thwock!*


B: AUUUAAAOOOOOOOOOGHHH!


L: Uh-oh! Um, let me try that again...*thwock!*


B: HUUAHHH!


L: Uh, one more time! *is dragged off kicking and screaming* No! Let me try once more!
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F: Oh, Boromir! You are mortally wounded!


B: No, I think I'm gonna be ok.


F: Lie still, sweet brother. See? I am off to avenge your death!
Guy behind: And go get pizza.


B: No, really, I think I'll be alright...


F: Oh Boromir! Dark is the hour! The North Wind blows chill!


B: Hello-oOo?


F: Shut up, you! This is my moment of glory! *bonk*

Ten minutes later, Boromir regains conciousness


B: Wha-? Faramir! I'll get yyoouuUUUUUUuuuuuuuu..............
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A: Ok now, I need a volunteer from the audience to help.


F: I'll help you Aragorn old buddy old pal....bwa ha ha ha...*innocent look*

*Frodo pins Aragorn to the tree*


A: There now, and in twenty seconds I'll be out...


Frodo: Hoo haa ha ha ha! Time's up!


A: I'll be out in a jiffy...


F: Aragorn, are you alright? Your face is turning red.


A: Just...one...more...second...


F: Want some COOKIES?
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E: Look at my eyebrows! They flap!


F: Ewww! That's not a talent! That's an abnormality!


B: Hide me my dear Frodo!
F: I can't look!


E: What are you talking about? Of course it's a talent!


A: Daddy! Shame on you!


Eomer - I say we run him out of town! What say you all?


Crowd - We vote you out!


E: That's not fair! My mommy wouldn't have lied to me!
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M: Alrighty! As you can see I've nothing in my hands and nothing up my sleeve! There then! Pippin, assist me!
P: Ok.


M: Sim sim salabim! *Poof!*


M: Wait a minute...this isn't an apple!


M: Once more...sim sim salabim! *Poof!*


M: Now a sword??
P: I got one too!


M: Pippin, where did you put my apples?


P: Uhh...I ate them?


M: ARRRGH!

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S: And now I shall not smile.


F: ...So an elf, a dwarf, a hobbit all walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this? A joke?"


S: ....


M: A piece of rope walks into a bar, see, and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!" So the rope goes out, ties itself and rolls around in the dirt, and goes back in. So the barkeep says "Hey, aren't you the rope I just turned out?" And the rope says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


S: Hmm.


Lurtz: Ok guys, we're going to have to get a crowbar.


A: Watch the neck!


S: *cough*


Relax guys, only one post to go!
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Well well, you're still here! So, here are the standings.

Legolas: Disqualified for probable murder.

L: I was framed!!

Boromir: MIA


Aragorn: Failure to demonstrate the talent in being pinned to a tree.

A: I'M TELLING YOU JUST THREE MORE SECONDS!


Elrond: Voted off.

E: Hmph.


Merry: Failure to perform specified talent.

M: Stupid Pippin...


Thus, therefore, and ergo, our winner today is Samwise Gamgee for his amazing talent - "Not Smiling."

S: I won??!?? *big grin*


AAAARGHHH!!
Sorry! I guess no one won!

Thank you to my brother Tweak (Sam!) for the idea, co-Authorance and much assistance.
And I apologize for the overuse of the Aragorn pic.
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lol that was great Oddwen
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Beauty. Nice job Oddwen. And actually, the over-use of the Aragorn pic reminds me of that part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail when Lancelot is running up a hill to dramatic, suspenseful music, and they keep just showing the same clip over and over again. It's an artistic statement.
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Oh yeah...that part was great...hee hee...and the guard.
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LOL! Fantastic Oddwen! I wish I could come up with great ideas like all of you do!

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Also I got a few at warofthering.net .
That's got a lot of pictures that ninecompanions does not have.
Thank you to whomever pointed that out.
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maikafanawen, I loved your Princess Bride scene! Brilliant! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:06 AM   #672
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[The camera pans over the majestic snow-laden crags of Caradhras. The voice of Gandalf can be heard, but muffled, as though through a thick wall ...]



Gandalf: You cannot pass!



Gandalf: I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor...

[The camera dives into the mountain, straight through the rock and into the chamber where Gandalf stands confronting the Balrog.]



Gandalf: Go back in to the shadow. The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udûn!



Balrog: Roooaaaarr!!



Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS!!!"

[Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff. The bridge breaks, causing the Balrog to fall. Gandalf sighs, and turns around, but the Balrog’s whip catches his ankle, and he is pulled down. He grabs onto the edge of the bridge, but cannot keep his grip.]



Frodo: Gaandaaalf!



Gandalf: Fly you fools!

[Gandalf loses his grip and falls]



Frodo: Noooooooooooo!!

TBC ...

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:07 AM   #673
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Gandalf: Woooah, now, steady. OK! Banzaaaaiiii! Here I cooooome!



Gandalf: Haha! Gotcha!
Balrog: Gnnnunngh!



Gandalf: Take that!
Balrog: Aaaaargh! Ouch!



Gandalf: Woooooooaaaah!
Balrog: Uuuurrrgh!



Gandalf: Waaaaaa ...
Balrog: “Nyyyaaa ...



Gandalf: ... aaaaheeey!!
Balrog: ... yyaaarrrgh!!
*ker-splash!*

TBC ...

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:07 AM   #674
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Gandalf: *puff* Ahaa! Found you!
Balrog: *pant* Grrrraaaagh!



Gandalf: By the secret fire!
*KA-BLAAAAAM!*
Balrog: Aaaaaarrrgh! ... Woops! *trip*



Balrog: Aaaaaaiiii ...



Balrog: … aaaaarrrgh! *splotch!*



*Gurgle*



Gandalf: Pheee-eew! Excellent workout. I’m knackered!



Balrog: Yes, me too. *cough* I really must give up smoking.



Gandalf: Same time next week?

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Old 05-21-2003, 11:22 AM   #675
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Old 05-21-2003, 12:08 PM   #676
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Saucepan Man- that was a sign of genius [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Here's an *ahem* strange one from me...


Alas! My haircomb is broken! My hair is too long for it to comb through! *sentimental sniffling*


Control yourself... control yourself... alright, I am ready.


Aragorn… it pains me to ask you this… but could you help me shave my head? It is a sign of mourning for my deceased hairbrush...


I think you are in an abnormal state of mental hea-


*roar*


I mean, if by my life or death I can shave you, I will!




By the way, I took the last picture from somebody’s old avatar... I believe it was Lossentilien’s. I hope you don't mind.

~Menelien

Edit: I had the same picture twice...

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Old 05-21-2003, 01:05 PM   #677
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Saucepan Man- that was a sign of genius
I have nothing to add to that; except a grinning smiley which I can't use.
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I've been away too long, once again... But you're doing songs? Well, this is my attempt:


It’s been a hard day’s night,

And I’ve been working like a dog,

It’s been a hard day’s night,
I should be sleeping like a log,

But when I get home to you,
I find the things that you do,

Will make me feel alright.

You know I work all day,
To get you money to buy you things,

And it’s worth it just to hear you say,

You’re gonna give me EVE'RYTHING!

TBC (Some day, I hope...)
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Old 05-21-2003, 01:46 PM   #678
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:31 PM   #679
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Hey Frodo! I found this guy walking around the Shire. He was lost so I decided to bring him home.


Who is it?


Hello......


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs*


I wonder what made him do that.


Maybe it was my breath.

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Old 05-21-2003, 07:45 PM   #680
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