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12-19-2018, 09:17 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
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I can't believe somebody didn't say this already
Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!
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04-13-2019, 08:35 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?
- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue. - But why blue? - I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.
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09-06-2019, 12:36 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Tottering about in the Wild
Posts: 132
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Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."
Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:
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09-20-2019, 07:05 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 7,561
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"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."
 "Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."
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09-20-2019, 06:17 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
Posts: 8,052
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- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?
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11-07-2019, 02:49 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,890
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Don't mention the abomination
Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.
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No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical - Niels Bohr Last edited by Rune Son of Bjarne; 11-07-2019 at 02:49 AM. Reason: removed an additional "the fellowship" for the text |
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