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High King Fingolfin · 04-02-2007, 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, this time dwarves had been hired as scabs.

Meneltarmacil · 04-02-2007, 02:48 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over the dwarves.

Rikae · 04-02-2007, 04:12 PM

Unfortunately, it didn't have "dwarf tires" on and skidded into the Anduin with a sickening crash ... er, splash.

High King Fingolfin · 04-02-2007, 07:04 PM

Fortunately, they turned Mount Zoom into a hydroelectric dam to generate power for all of Gondor.

Precioussss · 04-03-2007, 05:30 AM

Unfortunately, the orcs were still on strike, and getting mighty upset.

Gil-Galad · 04-03-2007, 07:15 AM

Fortunately, Eru hired Were-Feanor to masacre them and masscre them he did...

Meneltarmacil · 04-03-2007, 07:56 AM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clubbed Were-Feanor over the head before he could do anything.

High King Fingolfin · 04-03-2007, 12:04 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor could time travel.

Precioussss · 04-03-2007, 02:33 PM

Unfortunately, Were-Feanor's time travelling abilities backfired and he went forward in time to find that Bob's club had done him in.

Meneltarmacil · 04-04-2007, 04:12 PM

Fortunately, his disappearance from the timeline at that point had altered history so that Bob's club never hit him.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-04-2007, 05:01 PM

Unfortunately he could also travel through space, because of...

Eddies in the space time continuum! (he is?)

Anyway Were-Feanor ended up a few metres underground, embedded in solid rock. Bummer.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-04-2007, 08:52 PM

fortunately, Elrond the Swindler, swindled him out of the solid rock for a modest fee (don't ask me why or how)

The 1,000 Reader · 04-04-2007, 10:14 PM

Unfortunately, he was dead from being in the rock, and he had no chance of becoming a zombie.

Gil-Galad · 04-05-2007, 08:27 AM

Fortunately, Eru's favourite character in this thread was Were-Feanor, so with a snap of his fingers, Were-Feanor Rematerialized in the middle of a meat-plant

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-05-2007, 08:54 AM

Unfortunately for the meat-plant Were-Feanor was a devotee of
the Galadriel low-fat high-meat-plant diet (rich in omega-3s from
the meat-plant's diet of baby Watchers) and Were-Feanor enjoyed a delicious snack.

Meneltarmacil · 04-05-2007, 10:52 AM

Fortunately, the meat-plant was actually named the way it was because it was carnivorous, and it gobbled up Were-Feanor.

Gil-Galad · 04-05-2007, 11:12 AM

Unfortunately, Were-Feanor ate himself out of it and renamed it the Meat-Factory to end all confusion

Meneltarmacil · 04-06-2007, 05:26 AM

Fortunately, the plant was also quite poisonous, and Were-Feanor died shortly after eating it.

Gil-Galad · 04-06-2007, 12:16 PM

Unfortunately, Radagast healed Were-Feanor of this poison

Rikae · 04-06-2007, 12:24 PM

Fortunately, Were-Feanor, being resurrected so near Easter, became the epitome of good; the very embodiment of love, peace and benevolence.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-06-2007, 01:29 PM

Unfortunately, the moon set and the sun rose, turning Were-Feanor into Feanor, thereby undoing all good influence effects.

Gil-Galad · 04-06-2007, 02:26 PM

Fortunately, Feanor viewed the video playback and decided to be what Were-Feanor turned into

The 1,000 Reader · 04-08-2007, 12:38 AM

Unfortunately, that was himself, not a good person.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-17-2007, 11:10 AM

Fortunately, Mandos discovered that Feanor had broken
parole by consorting with werewolves and were-Feanors
so he hauled him back to the Halls of Mandos.

Meneltarmacil · 04-17-2007, 11:15 AM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Mandos.

Gil-Galad · 04-17-2007, 02:26 PM

Fortunately, Mandos asked eru to eliminate wheels from the song, and eru owe Mandos for watering his plants and obliged, thus Mt. Zoom can not run anyone over anymore... it can slide on them... or stare em down... but not drive over them.

Damrod · 04-17-2007, 03:29 PM

Unfortunately, the immobile Mount Zoom erupted and buried Mandos in ash and magma.

ElentariGreenleaf · 04-18-2007, 06:52 PM

Fortunantely, Mount Zoom had got confused somewhere along the line and spewed out frozen ash and magma.

Rikae · 04-18-2007, 07:08 PM

Unfotunately, having several tons of frozen ash and magma on top of one is still incompatible with life.

Meneltarmacil · 04-18-2007, 07:38 PM

Fortunately, Bob the Troll managed to dig Mandos out of the rubble.

Rikae · 04-18-2007, 08:05 PM

Unfortunately, Metelcarmenil ran over both of them.

Gil-Galad · 04-18-2007, 09:30 PM

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil imagination is only a danger to himself and no one else

The 1,000 Reader · 04-18-2007, 11:49 PM

Unfortunately, Mandos disliked author insertion and beat everyone to near death before throwing them in the void.

ElentariGreenleaf · 04-19-2007, 06:32 AM

Fortunately the void had secretly been replaced with a Spa hotel by Sauron, fearing he would one day be cast into the void.

The Might · 04-19-2007, 08:09 AM

Unfortunately the spa was already filled with guests

Thinlómien · 04-19-2007, 08:11 AM

Fortunately there was still room in the stables...

Gil-Galad · 04-19-2007, 08:36 AM

Unfortuantely, only room enough for one hobbit in the stables

Rikae · 04-19-2007, 09:39 PM

Fortunatly, all the wights were smaller than that particular hobbit.

Meneltarmacil · 04-20-2007, 08:14 AM

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and burned up the spa hotel and stables.

ElentariGreenleaf · 04-20-2007, 08:15 AM

Fortunately they didnt really like the spa anyway

04-02-2007, 12:41 PM	#4761
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, this time dwarves had been hired as scabs. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

04-02-2007, 02:48 PM	#4762
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over the dwarves. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-02-2007, 07:04 PM	#4764
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, they turned Mount Zoom into a hydroelectric dam to generate power for all of Gondor. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

04-03-2007, 05:30 AM	#4765
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	100th post! Unfortunately, the orcs were still on strike, and getting mighty upset. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

04-03-2007, 07:15 AM	#4766
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Eru hired Were-Feanor to masacre them and masscre them he did... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-02-2007, 04:12 PM	#4763
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, it didn't have "dwarf tires" on and skidded into the Anduin with a sickening crash ... er, splash.

04-03-2007, 07:56 AM	#4767
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clubbed Were-Feanor over the head before he could do anything. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-03-2007, 12:04 PM	#4768
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Were-Feanor could time travel. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

04-03-2007, 02:33 PM	#4769
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Unfortunately, Were-Feanor's time travelling abilities backfired and he went forward in time to find that Bob's club had done him in. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

04-04-2007, 04:12 PM	#4770
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, his disappearance from the timeline at that point had altered history so that Bob's club never hit him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-04-2007, 05:01 PM	#4771
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Unfortunately he could also travel through space, because of... Eddies in the space time continuum! (he is?) Anyway Were-Feanor ended up a few metres underground, embedded in solid rock. Bummer.

04-04-2007, 10:14 PM	#4773
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he was dead from being in the rock, and he had no chance of becoming a zombie. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-05-2007, 08:27 AM	#4774
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Eru's favourite character in this thread was Were-Feanor, so with a snap of his fingers, Were-Feanor Rematerialized in the middle of a meat-plant __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-05-2007, 08:54 AM	#4775
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the meat-plant Were-Feanor was a devotee of the Galadriel low-fat high-meat-plant diet (rich in omega-3s from the meat-plant's diet of baby Watchers) and Were-Feanor enjoyed a delicious snack. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-05-2007, 10:52 AM	#4776
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the meat-plant was actually named the way it was because it was carnivorous, and it gobbled up Were-Feanor. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-05-2007, 11:12 AM	#4777
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Were-Feanor ate himself out of it and renamed it the Meat-Factory to end all confusion __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-06-2007, 05:26 AM	#4778
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the plant was also quite poisonous, and Were-Feanor died shortly after eating it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-06-2007, 12:16 PM	#4779
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Radagast healed Were-Feanor of this poison __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-06-2007, 12:24 PM	#4780
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, Were-Feanor, being resurrected so near Easter, became the epitome of good; the very embodiment of love, peace and benevolence.

04-06-2007, 01:29 PM	#4781
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the moon set and the sun rose, turning Were-Feanor into Feanor, thereby undoing all good influence effects. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-06-2007, 02:26 PM	#4782
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Feanor viewed the video playback and decided to be what Were-Feanor turned into __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-08-2007, 12:38 AM	#4783
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, that was himself, not a good person. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-17-2007, 11:10 AM	#4784
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Mandos discovered that Feanor had broken parole by consorting with werewolves and were-Feanors so he hauled him back to the Halls of Mandos. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

04-17-2007, 11:15 AM	#4785
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Mandos. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-17-2007, 02:26 PM	#4786
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Mandos asked eru to eliminate wheels from the song, and eru owe Mandos for watering his plants and obliged, thus Mt. Zoom can not run anyone over anymore... it can slide on them... or stare em down... but not drive over them. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-17-2007, 03:29 PM	#4787
Damrod Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 34	Unfortunately, the immobile Mount Zoom erupted and buried Mandos in ash and magma. __________________ There's going to be a Beowulf movie?

04-18-2007, 06:52 PM	#4788
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Fortunantely, Mount Zoom had got confused somewhere along the line and spewed out frozen ash and magma. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art Last edited by ElentariGreenleaf; 04-18-2007 at 06:56 PM.

04-18-2007, 07:08 PM	#4789
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfotunately, having several tons of frozen ash and magma on top of one is still incompatible with life.

04-18-2007, 07:38 PM	#4790
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Bob the Troll managed to dig Mandos out of the rubble. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-18-2007, 08:05 PM	#4791
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, Metelcarmenil ran over both of them.

04-18-2007, 09:30 PM	#4792
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Meneltarmacil imagination is only a danger to himself and no one else __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-18-2007, 11:49 PM	#4793
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Mandos disliked author insertion and beat everyone to near death before throwing them in the void. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-19-2007, 06:32 AM	#4794
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Fortunately the void had secretly been replaced with a Spa hotel by Sauron, fearing he would one day be cast into the void. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

04-19-2007, 08:09 AM	#4795
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately the spa was already filled with guests __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-19-2007, 08:11 AM	#4796
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Fortunately there was still room in the stables... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris