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The Elf-warrior · 12-15-2005, 06:53 PM

Boromir: "The precious will be ours. Gollum, Gollum!"

Gurthang · 12-15-2005, 07:00 PM

Boromir: "I... don't... know... what am I doing here? Ooh, I'm so confused."

OR

Boromir was never very good at sneaking. He always stuck too much of his head out and was caught.

OR

Boromir lifts up the couch cushion: "Where are those blasted keys?"

Roa_Aoife · 12-15-2005, 07:44 PM

The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner....

Oddwen · 12-15-2005, 07:58 PM

The expected...

Boromir: This isn't Osgiliath!?!?

Or the unexpected...

Boromir wonders why he didn't listen to the warnings of Walker Boh as his flesh turned to stone from the bite of the Asphinx.

Or...

Boromir discovers that he's been groping a Stone Troll. Ew!

And he placed his hand on a hipbone. Thwipbone! Hipbone!
And he placed his hand on a hipbone.

Ordimor · 12-15-2005, 09:47 PM

Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting for the jolly, fat man to appear.

Lhunardawen · 12-16-2005, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

Not to be outdone by a wizard, Boromir waits for the perfect moment to catch Aragorn off-guard and uncloak.

But first...

Boromir: So that's how he does it...

HerenIstarion · 12-16-2005, 04:21 AM

Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in Rivendell Museum of Fine Art

Thinlómien · 12-16-2005, 07:41 AM

Boromir is watching something not suitable for mortal eyes...

OR

Boromir had never believed that The Ring could be a Wolf...

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-16-2005, 08:44 AM

Boromir: Good Lord!

Aragorn: What?

Boromir: My hands are filthy!

Aragorn:

OR

Boromir decides to steal some genuine Moria rock to sell back home.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 12-16-2005, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner....

... while the rest of the Fellowship roasted marshmallows over a campfire and wondered, how easy it was to finally get rid of Boromir.

or

Boromir was bewildered by a bizarre sight. Gandalf the Grey. . . cloaked.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2005, 09:10 AM

Boromir overhears the evil CEOs of Mapquest plotting to get any gullible that uses their services hopelessly lost.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-16-2005, 10:54 AM

Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience.

or

Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!"

or

Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap.

or

Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness.

By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 12-16-2005, 11:01 AM

Boromir spies patiently, hoping to learn the perfect new disco move to bring back to the dance halls of Minas Tirith.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2005, 11:08 AM

Boromir stumbled across a horrific thing while out for a midnight stroll that night: Gimli's mind apparently couldn't take the hunger pains and various trials on the journey any longer and had snapped. He was now going butcher on Bill the Pony, muttering such oddities to himself as "Just a mouthful...a bit off the flank" & "Red meat off the bone."

Quote:

By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

And Hookbill is waaay ahead of me! ( well, 'only' by 233 posts

)

Captain Grishnahk · 12-16-2005, 11:44 AM

Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him.

The Only Real Estel · 12-16-2005, 12:26 PM

Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing!

-or-

Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

Formendacil · 12-16-2005, 01:29 PM

A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers.

Boromir88 · 12-16-2005, 01:46 PM

Boromir: *Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad*

Gandalf_the _white · 12-16-2005, 03:46 PM

wow this one can carry on from my story of boromir and faramir escaping Denethor!!

Boromir:The horror!! The horror!! Faramir was caught!!! R.I.P. Faramir! (Pfft!!)

or

Boromir: Ha Ha! No-one will know that i pushed Humpty Dumpty!!

Gurthang · 12-16-2005, 06:16 PM

Boromir: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Boromir stares down the well: "Oh, boy, am I gonna get it now... I've got to get the Ring out of there!"

OR

Boromir just has no idea what's going on. Meanwhile, the rest of the Fellowship watches his every move from the hidden camera.

Elu Ancalime · 12-16-2005, 07:15 PM

Boromir: My hand.....is crawling.....away.....
________
Swiper boyz

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 02:05 AM

Isn't that always the way? You get to where you were going and you left the iron on at home.

OR

As a mosquito slowly drains Boromir's blood, he starts to go insane.

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-17-2005, 06:39 AM

Boromir, "Blast it...those prolific little hobbits...they take all the choice spots!", as he searches for an appropriate "bath-room" spot in the wilderness.

SamwiseGamgee · 12-17-2005, 09:01 AM

Boromir: Oh no, not a new picture!

Elendil: Did I leave the gas on?

OR

Elendil knew that Gandalf was a wise and mighty Istar, but he had to wonder if his most valuable contribution to the discussion was really taking his cloak off. (I know, I know, the timeframe doesn't work!)

OR

Suddenly that curry last night was looking like a very bad idea.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-17-2005, 09:08 AM

As if fighting Sauron in hand-to-hand combat wasn't bad enough, Elendil now had a bee in his helmet.

or

Elendil is angered by Sauron's teasing—"Haha! You got jam stuck in your beard!"

or

Elendil: "My God! He's actually a giant flaming eyeball!"

The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 10:41 AM

It took poor Elendil awhlie to grasp the concept of Anguirel's new Werewolf game.

Elendil: "So...there's sixteen wolves and three villagers??"

mormegil · 12-17-2005, 10:46 AM

Even during battle orc-dung was not a plesant thing to step in and only a man of iron will could press on.

Or

Elendil: *deep in thought* I wonder if I will deliever th final blow to Sauron, or will it be Gil-Galad or Isildur?

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 11:52 AM

Directly before charging, Elendil curses himself from not going to the potty earlier...

Gurthang · 12-17-2005, 11:55 AM

Elendil: "There's something written on my nose-piece, but I just can't make it out..."

OR

Sauron just made fun of Elendil's helmet.
Sauron: "Peacock-Man! You... Can't touch this, daa-na-na!"

OR

Elendil's helmet was specifically designed to make him look sharp.

Roa_Aoife · 12-17-2005, 12:03 PM

Elendil is seriously p***** at the downers who gave Isildur credit for the final blow to Sauron.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 12:14 PM

Elendil spots a Horn-burger restaurant in Mordor!

OR

Elendil has no idea of what’s going on.

Captain Grishnahk · 12-17-2005, 12:19 PM

Elendil tries to move but is too mortified by Sauron's presence... he will soon be driven insane and shall charge forward towards this merciless beast.

The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 01:54 PM

Here Elendil discovered the Alliance's worst enemy yet: The Great Sauron that said Ni.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-17-2005, 02:00 PM

Another Oscar-night disappointment for Elendil.

or

Gilgalad got all the ladies when out on the town.

Formendacil · 12-17-2005, 02:08 PM

As Sauron approaches, Elendil suddenly realizes that his armour is rubber.

mormegil · 12-17-2005, 02:10 PM

Suddenly Elendil perceives with his far-sightedness that he is in fact wearing no pants and this is not a dream.

Valesse · 12-17-2005, 02:27 PM

Elendil goes over the entire Braveheart monolouge in his head.

Bêthberry · 12-17-2005, 02:38 PM

Elendil discovers the difficulty in following the doctor's finger while he wears his helmet.

OR

Elendil wonders what happened to the straw in his 'beer helmet'.

OR

Elendi finally understands why his mother always made him wear his flat forehead board as a baby.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-17-2005, 02:46 PM

Someone put Jelly in Elendil's helmet.

OR

Elendil hopes it was jelly someone put in his helmet.

The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2005, 03:33 PM

Elendil's mind nearly snaps as he realizes how much money he's lost betting in WW games that The Saucepan Man is a wolf. *

*Excluding the most recent switch-up game of Ang's, of course.

12-15-2005, 06:53 PM	#8801
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir: "The precious will be ours. Gollum, Gollum!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 12-15-2005 at 06:54 PM. Reason: Add an exclaimation point.

12-15-2005, 07:00 PM	#8802
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Boromir: "I... don't... know... what am I doing here? Ooh, I'm so confused." OR Boromir was never very good at sneaking. He always stuck too much of his head out and was caught. OR Boromir lifts up the couch cushion: "Where are those blasted keys?" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-15-2005, 07:44 PM	#8803
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner.... __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-15-2005, 07:58 PM	#8804
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	The expected... Boromir: This isn't Osgiliath!?!? Or the unexpected... Boromir wonders why he didn't listen to the warnings of Walker Boh as his flesh turned to stone from the bite of the Asphinx. Or... Boromir discovers that he's been groping a Stone Troll. Ew! And he placed his hand on a hipbone. Thwipbone! Hipbone! And he placed his hand on a hipbone. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-15-2005, 09:47 PM	#8805
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting for the jolly, fat man to appear. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

12-16-2005, 04:21 AM	#8807
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,301	Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in Rivendell Museum of Fine Art __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

12-16-2005, 07:41 AM	#8808
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Boromir is watching something not suitable for mortal eyes... OR Boromir had never believed that The Ring could be a Wolf... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-16-2005, 08:44 AM	#8809
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir: Good Lord! Aragorn: What? Boromir: My hands are filthy! Aragorn: OR Boromir decides to steal some genuine Moria rock to sell back home. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-16-2005, 09:10 AM	#8811
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Boromir overhears the evil CEOs of Mapquest plotting to get any gullible that uses their services hopelessly lost.

12-16-2005, 10:54 AM	#8812
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience. or Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!" or Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap. or Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness. By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-16-2005, 11:01 AM	#8813
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	Boromir spies patiently, hoping to learn the perfect new disco move to bring back to the dance halls of Minas Tirith. __________________ peace

12-16-2005, 11:44 AM	#8815
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-16-2005, 12:26 PM	#8816
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	you knew this was coming...(both of them actually) Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing! -or- Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

12-16-2005, 01:29 PM	#8817
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-16-2005, 01:46 PM	#8818
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir: Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-16-2005, 03:46 PM	#8819
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	wow this one can carry on from my story of boromir and faramir escaping Denethor!! Boromir:The horror!! The horror!! Faramir was caught!!! R.I.P. Faramir! (Pfft!!) or Boromir: Ha Ha! No-one will know that i pushed Humpty Dumpty!!

12-16-2005, 06:16 PM	#8820
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Boromir: "Inconceivable!" OR Boromir stares down the well: "Oh, boy, am I gonna get it now... I've got to get the Ring out of there!" OR Boromir just has no idea what's going on. Meanwhile, the rest of the Fellowship watches his every move from the hidden camera. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-16-2005, 07:15 PM	#8821
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	Boromir: My hand.....is crawling.....away..... ________ Swiper boyz Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:21 PM.

12-17-2005, 02:05 AM	#8822
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Isn't that always the way? You get to where you were going and you left the iron on at home. OR As a mosquito slowly drains Boromir's blood, he starts to go insane. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2005, 06:39 AM	#8823
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	Boromir, "Blast it...those prolific little hobbits...they take all the choice spots!", as he searches for an appropriate "bath-room" spot in the wilderness. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-17-2005, 09:01 AM	#8824
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Boromir: Oh no, not a new picture! Elendil: Did I leave the gas on? OR Elendil knew that Gandalf was a wise and mighty Istar, but he had to wonder if his most valuable contribution to the discussion was really taking his cloak off. (I know, I know, the timeframe doesn't work!) OR Suddenly that curry last night was looking like a very bad idea. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

12-17-2005, 09:08 AM	#8825
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	As if fighting Sauron in hand-to-hand combat wasn't bad enough, Elendil now had a bee in his helmet. or Elendil is angered by Sauron's teasing—"Haha! You got jam stuck in your beard!" or Elendil: "My God! He's actually a giant flaming eyeball!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-17-2005, 10:41 AM	#8826
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	It took poor Elendil awhlie to grasp the concept of Anguirel's new Werewolf game. Elendil: "So...there's sixteen wolves and three villagers??"

12-17-2005, 10:46 AM	#8827
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Even during battle orc-dung was not a plesant thing to step in and only a man of iron will could press on. Or Elendil: deep in thought I wonder if I will deliever th final blow to Sauron, or will it be Gil-Galad or Isildur? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-17-2005, 11:52 AM	#8828
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Directly before charging, Elendil curses himself from not going to the potty earlier... __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 11:55 AM	#8829
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Elendil: "There's something written on my nose-piece, but I just can't make it out..." OR Sauron just made fun of Elendil's helmet. Sauron: "Peacock-Man! You... Can't touch this, daa-na-na!" OR Elendil's helmet was specifically designed to make him look sharp. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-17-2005, 12:03 PM	#8830
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,731	Blast you, mormegil, you got there first. Elendil is seriously p***** at the downers who gave Isildur credit for the final blow to Sauron. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-17-2005, 12:14 PM	#8831
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Elendil spots a Horn-burger restaurant in Mordor! OR Elendil has no idea of what’s going on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-17-2005, 12:19 PM	#8832
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	Elendil tries to move but is too mortified by Sauron's presence... he will soon be driven insane and shall charge forward towards this merciless beast. __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

12-17-2005, 01:54 PM	#8833
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Here Elendil discovered the Alliance's worst enemy yet: The Great Sauron that said Ni.

12-17-2005, 02:00 PM	#8834
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Another Oscar-night disappointment for Elendil. or Gilgalad got all the ladies when out on the town. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-17-2005, 02:08 PM	#8835
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	As Sauron approaches, Elendil suddenly realizes that his armour is rubber. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

12-17-2005, 02:10 PM	#8836
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Suddenly Elendil perceives with his far-sightedness that he is in fact wearing no pants and this is not a dream. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-17-2005, 02:27 PM	#8837
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Elendil goes over the entire Braveheart monolouge in his head. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

12-17-2005, 02:38 PM	#8838
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,165	Elendil discovers the difficulty in following the doctor's finger while he wears his helmet. OR Elendil wonders what happened to the straw in his 'beer helmet'. OR Elendi finally understands why his mother always made him wear his flat forehead board as a baby. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.