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06-02-2003, 05:27 PM | #361 |
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Frodo: Go on, Sam! Ask Rosie for a dance!
Sam: *walks up to her* Excuse me ma'am, but would you like to *music: da da da da da!* come and stay at the YMCA? *the entire party runs to the dance floor* Lindril (the Village Person) Arvilya
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06-02-2003, 05:44 PM | #362 |
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oh, now that is good!! *presents Lindril with a much-coveted Blooper Award*
Grima runs towards the villagers. Grima: Get out of my way- oof! One of the villagers sticks out a foot. Grima falls flat on his face.
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06-02-2003, 05:50 PM | #363 |
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Maegaladiel, did you get the nunnery bit in your siggie from Seventeen mag? Just curious.
What if in P.J's cameo appearance he was the guy eating a carrot and farting? (It just popped into my head, you know?)
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06-02-2003, 06:03 PM | #364 |
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Okay, I had some sudden thoughts:
Arwen near Weathertop- Arwen: Frodo, Im Arwen telin le thaed- Ah screw it! C'mon, Frodo! *picks up Frodo & rides to the Ford* At the Ford- Arwen: Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer! Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!!! *The river swells. The Witch King steps aside, letting his friends get washed away* Arwen: Sh*t! Noro lim, Asfaloth!!! (I think there was more to that, but I forgot it in the turmoil of my mind...) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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06-03-2003, 02:15 PM | #365 |
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No, Lily Bombadil, my 'nunnery' bit from my sig is from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". Act Four, I think. So is the part about the hawk and the handsaw. Read it, or watch the movie! (The Mel Gibson version! Yeeehaw!) Although not Tolkien, I highly reccomend it.
Okay, back on topic now. This bit just popped into my head. (You have to see the new Matrix movie to get this one, though.) Aragorn- Elrond, what can I do to convince you to let me marry Arwen?! ELROND- *donns sunglasses* If you can't beat us, Mr. Aragorn, you must join us. *hundreds of other Elronds in glasses pop out of nowhere. Elrond sticks his hand into Aragorn's chest. Aragorn turns into another Elrond* ELROND- Now you are me. I am arwen's father, so you can't marry her anyway!! Mwahahahaa! PJ- CUT!!!! CUT CUT CUT!! HUGO! KNOCK IT OFF FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! *Elrond walks off camera* Do you realize how many actors we've lost thanks to that little trick of yours, Hugo? I--aaaakkklllllkkkk!!! *Camera turns on PJ. Elrond has stuck his hand into PJ's chest. PJ becomes Elrond.* VOICE- (Elrond's) THis movie has changed from the Lord of the Rings to the Lord of the ELRONDS!! Mwahahahahhaaa!!! *Entire cast and crew are Elronds.*
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06-03-2003, 08:39 PM | #366 |
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In Lothlorien:
Merry: What are the elves saying? Legolas: I have not the heart to tell you. Merry: No, really, what are they saying? Legolas: Ok, well, you see-- Aragorn: *Cuts Legolas off* Legolas?! Their language is not fit for the ears of these young hobbits!" |
06-04-2003, 12:13 AM | #367 |
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My mind can't remember if it's been done before, so...:
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elvish eyes see? Legolas: I... see dead people. PJ: *groaaan* Cut....
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06-04-2003, 06:13 PM | #368 | |
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I'm so happy! I never thought I'd get one! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Yaaaaaaayyyyy!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Lindril (can't overuse smilies) Arvilya
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06-06-2003, 09:28 AM | #369 |
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yes Rynoah i did that one about 3 pages back, it's easy to miss..
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06-12-2003, 12:49 PM | #370 |
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I don't know if this one has been done, but here goes...
*Legolas gets box for Gimli at Helm's Deep. Gimli gets on box and it collapses under him* Legolas: Sorry, we're on such a tight budget, PJ can only afford cardboard... Gimli: Not...strong enough...to get out...of box...HELP!!!
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06-12-2003, 12:52 PM | #371 |
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Ha ha!!! No, that hasn't been done [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
*hands over a Blooper Award*
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06-13-2003, 01:52 PM | #372 |
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*Bows deeply and gratefully accepts Blooper Award*
WOW!!! I've never had one of these before!!!! Battle of Helm's Deep. *Legolas tries to shoot the rope off the wall so that the siege tower falls down, misses and hits one of the Elves of Rivendell* Legolas: Darn! He was my fwiend! *Bursts into tears*
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06-13-2003, 02:55 PM | #373 |
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Oh god, that gave me such amusing images, you should have another! *hands it over*
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06-13-2003, 03:11 PM | #374 |
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I hope this hasn't been done....
*Scene where Aragorn fights Lurtz* Aragorn slices Lurtz's arm off... Lurtz: 'Tis but a scratch Aragorn: You idiot your whole arm is off Lurtz: I've had worse. 'Tis just a flesh wound At this point Aragorn rolls his eyes and chops of Lurtz's head. He calls to Legolas and Gimli and they follow him while banging coconuts together. or: The Rohirrim have an entire group of people to bang coconuts together as the "ride" Monty Python RULES!
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06-13-2003, 03:27 PM | #375 | |
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Not quite bloopers, just random thoughts: Grima cartwheeling out of Edoras. The people of Rohan cartwheeling to Helms Deep. For some reason, the pyre of Denethor has turned into Denethor lighting the candles on a table that is set for a romantic dinner for two... *dresses up and runs over there sharpish*
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06-13-2003, 04:09 PM | #376 |
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*bows* thank you, thank you
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06-14-2003, 01:25 PM | #377 |
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WOW!!!!! Now I have two!!!! these will so match my room!!!!
Um... Edoras, as Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf arrives. Flag rips off pole and lands on Shadowfax's head. Gandalf: Fly you fools, I have to get this dratted Rohan flag off Shadowfax. *Shadowfax rears and Gandalf falls in a mangled heap on the floor.* Gandalf: My back!
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06-14-2003, 01:36 PM | #378 |
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In FotR when Sam is "swimming" after Frodo...
Frodo - Go back, Sam! Sam - No... *bubbles*...oops. It's not my falt. Better out than in, I always say. PJ - Sean!! Hobbits aren't supposed to fart! That's the thrid time you've done that! What did you eat for lunch? Sam - A bean-burrito. PJ - *groan* No one EVER give him beans or burritos again! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-14-2003, 01:44 PM | #379 |
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*dies laughing* That's so funny! I can just see that happening, or Frodo blasting a hole in the boat (Yes, his fart must be super-strength to blast a hole in an elven-boat!), and having to bail out the water!!!!
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06-15-2003, 09:05 AM | #380 |
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Ewww! That's like my mom and... oops...
Aaaanyway: Bilbo & Gandalf @ Bag-end- *Bilbo hobbles around on a cane* Bilbo: I am old, Gandalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it- O, my back! *falls to the floor* Gandalf: Just tea, thank you. *backs into chandelier. Bangs head on rafter.* Gandalf: *tweet, tweet* Not today... Stupid, short..... *$@#.... blll.... *falls unconscious* (Really, that last one should be first, but you all aren't stupid, so...)
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06-18-2003, 05:53 AM | #381 |
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I could have sworn this was already done, but then I could have sworn it wasn't already done... have I done it?
Aragorn is lying on the ground with his eyes closed. Legolas: Sooo... are we close to them yet? These Uruk-Hai? Gimli: Aragorn? Legolas: *kick* Aragoooorn.... Aragorn: *snore*
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06-18-2003, 07:25 AM | #382 |
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sorry if any of these has already been done...
When Gandalf arrives in the beginnen of fotr with his horse and carriage, Frodo jumps to him: "It's wonderful to see you, Gandalf!" He jumps onto him, and they both flip over and fall to the ground. In the extended version of fotr: When Legolas does the "lembas commercial": "Just a tiny bit of lembas cal fill a grown men's stomac...lembas, the freshmaker!" When Gandalf falls at the bridge of Kazadhum, he suddenly pops out a parachute and goes swiftly down. Maybe not so funny, but I did not have much inspiration...
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"Lurtz attacks Aragorn with renewed strength, despite one of his arms being chopped off. In defence, Aragorn chops Lurtz' other arm off. Lurtz keeps kicking Aragorn. "Come on, come on, had enough eh?" Aragorn chops off one of Lurtz' legs. Lurtz keeps dancing around Aragorn, who chops his second leg off. Lurtz: Alright then, we'll call it a draw. Aragorn skips off, while Legolas and Gimli go after him banging the coconuts (which must have been carried by two European swallows with them on a vine or something). Lurtz: Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!! It's a lot funnier in the Holy Grail, isn't it? Oh well. ~ Elentari II
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06-20-2003, 10:52 AM | #386 |
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OK, fine. Isn't banging coconuts together what they do in Primary School?
In Moria. Gandalf: You cannot pass! Balrog: What if i give you, erm, a pony! Gandalf: Try harder! Balrog: Erm, err, a muffin! Gandalf: What type of muffin? Balrog: Blueberry. Gandalf: Done! *Balrog gives Gandalf muffin, Gandalf jumps into darkness with parachute* Ok, Ok, I'm tired! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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06-21-2003, 11:17 AM | #387 |
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gandalf:let's see...how do we go to lorien...
gimli:we could go through the mines! gandalf:no.i want to go over the hills(and far away...) *** gandalf(singing):i go to the hills when my heart is lonely... legolas(muttering):there's a fell voice in the air boromir:this will be the death of the hobbits(and my ears too)!we cannot stay here! gimli:we could go through the mines of moria gandalf:hmph...let the ringbearer decide. frodo:definitely through the mines!!! err...works if you have seen ´the sound of music´ at least i tried [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] and to feared half-elf...thet was really [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-21-2003, 07:27 PM | #388 |
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Ha! I can picture Gandalf opening hills mouth & Julie Andrews' voice coming out. Ha, ha!
On Caradhras: Gandalf: The hills are alive with the sound of muuusic!!!! Pippin: Aargh!! Merry: What? Pippin: The hills are alive, Merry! -Here's another I thought of> During the polishing of FotR: *P.J. & his musical composers are viewing the Amon Hen scene. Suddenly, Lurtz comes running across the forest floor to the main theme of The Last of the Mohicans.* P.J: Alright! WHO is responsible for THIS?! *Howard Shore & Enya exchange confused & accusing glances. Faint Scottish snickering is heard from the corner...* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
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06-22-2003, 06:04 AM | #389 |
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aragorn:you have my sword
legolas:and my bow gimli:and my axe frodo:noooo!that's why we have bill the pony...i'm just a weak little hobbit you know! i loved the pink tandem-bloopers!!! [ June 22, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]
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06-23-2003, 08:49 AM | #390 |
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Gimli~Legolas,How do you have fan girls,how do you ...well,look so good?
Legolas~Well I don't have a beard. *the next day gimli cut of his beard and dyed his hair blond* Gimli~How do I look now?*feeling proud* Legolas~A little...better*what an idiot* Gimli~"Go,Go,Go,Go Gimli itsss your birthday you gonna party like itsss your birthday! Legolas~I must admit,...you look..horrible! Gimli~WHAT! Legolas~I mean gimli thats just not the look for you,nor song!*my song just isnt for him* Gimli~Thank god,now I can take this horrid gertle off!!!! hope you like it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 08:51 AM | #391 |
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Gimli~Legolas,How do you have fan girls,how do you ...well,look so good?
Legolas~Well I don't have a beard. *the next day gimli cut of his beard and dyed his hair blond* Gimli~How do I look now?*feeling proud* Legolas~A little...better*what an idiot* Gimli~"Go,Go,Go,Go Gimli itsss your birthday you gonna party like itsss your birthday! Legolas~I must admit,...you look..horrible! Gimli~WHAT! Legolas~I mean gimli thats just not the look for you,nor song!*my song just isnt for him* Gimli~Thank god,now I can take this horrid gertle off!!!! hope you like it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 12:23 PM | #392 |
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Hey, Vey! Teehee, that rhymes. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Mae govannen, suilad, and welcome to the Downs!
I loved that Blooper! And, when Meela sees it, I'm sure she'll give you one of her Blooper Awards. If not, I'll give you one of mine! Well done, mellon! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Hey, Blooper Awards are copyright and only given out by me! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
*hands vey a much-coveted Blooper Award* Oh, and you may not approve of this, but I'm giving out all these awards, and I feel it's time to treat myself to one. I have always loved one blooper of mine in particular: Quote:
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06-23-2003, 02:03 PM | #394 |
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Gandalf you cannot pass!
Balrog why not? Gandalf uh cause i said so Balrog ill give you a magic ring GANDalf you will have to do better than that BAlrog ill give you bottle of legolas's shampoo Legolas hey thats mine! Gandalf ill take it ive always wanted pretty hair (gandalf takes shower uses the shampoo) Gandalf oh look how silky ok you can get my foot with the fire whip thing now Balrog ok GAndalf proceedes to fall [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 02:50 PM | #395 |
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veys blooper was funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-23-2003, 04:45 PM | #396 |
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vey is good i like pints
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06-23-2003, 04:49 PM | #397 |
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you there l.p?
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06-23-2003, 04:52 PM | #398 |
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check your profile i sent you a message
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06-23-2003, 06:31 PM | #399 |
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these are so funny! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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06-27-2003, 12:53 PM | #400 |
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Saruman:I am no longer Saruman the White - I am Saruman the multicoloured!
Gandalf:nice excuse...is that red there chetshup and that brown...chocolate, yes and the green then is grass!I told you when we picked colours that white is not easy to handle - it gets dirty so easily.GREY instead is much more reasonable choice!
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