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06-23-2002, 10:23 AM | #81 |
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How many people have used the "If you go down the pub then you might get Legolas" one? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Sorry for being repetetive. Now for a really dodgy/cheesy one, "When I grow up my parents want me to Marry a doc................ter! Get it.....did ya get it?..........Didn't think so...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-23-2002, 10:32 AM | #82 |
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I got it. That was pretty good!
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06-24-2002, 08:00 AM | #83 |
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Arwen't we all getting a little carried away here?
Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going P.S This is actually me, pippin_took0, not Nevtalathiel using my account. Just thought I'd let you know [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
06-24-2002, 09:25 PM | #84 |
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Before you go, you'll have to pay a FEA.
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06-27-2002, 08:05 PM | #85 |
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Reading Tolkien is a Novel concept!
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06-27-2002, 09:21 PM | #86 | |
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"For this is what your folk would call magic, I believe; though I do not understand clearly what they mean; and they seem to use the same word of the deceits of the Enemy. But this, if you will, is the magic of Galadriel." |
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06-27-2002, 10:37 PM | #87 |
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Here is my first attempt:
That Rosie's stunning, but look at this Lady's Fingol!(flowers, yeah...) [ June 28, 2002: Message edited by: Rose, the youngest ]
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07-01-2002, 12:56 AM | #88 |
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Ooh! Ooh! I have another one!
Which King is which?
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07-11-2002, 04:40 PM | #89 |
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These puns are great, but it is almost too much to Beren!
heh, don't make a hobbit of it be careful it's hobbit forming... I 'spose I could wolf down another knuckle sandwich (in reference to the great wolf who ate Beren's Hand) Sauron: do I hear someone ringing? I have my eye on you! Gandalf: Hi ho silver?
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07-11-2002, 04:51 PM | #90 | |
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07-12-2002, 12:27 AM | #91 |
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Skinny Gandalf: You cannot pass. I am the weilder of the flame of Anorexia.
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07-12-2002, 12:06 PM | #92 |
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"Don't mind me, I'll just Bree going." I like that one! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] All of these are good actually. Let me see if I try some now. They won't be good though!!!!
I hadn't had a decent Melian a couple of weeks. Get it...meal in-Melian.. I told you they wouldn't be good!
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07-12-2002, 12:52 PM | #93 |
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I'm not that creative, unfortunately, but I enjoyed reading your post immensely!
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07-12-2002, 02:02 PM | #94 |
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Sorry I seem to have lothed my keys...I would be GalADriel if you could help me find them...
[ July 12, 2002: Message edited by: Eol ]
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07-15-2002, 12:59 PM | #95 |
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"Merry" Christmas!!! (groan)
Shire and Shire alike!!! HA HA HA! Yes, I do know these were really, really bad!!!
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07-15-2002, 06:37 PM | #96 |
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For some reason, I can't stop laughing at these puns.
"Is it okay if I use you as a pippin cushion?" "Sure, just frodon't (I know, I said that pun before) hurt me badly." "Row, Row, Rohan your boat..." Hmm.. that's all I can think of for now. [ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]
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07-16-2002, 06:13 PM | #97 |
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Okay, one last pun:
Lorien kids! Because we're worth it too!
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07-18-2002, 11:39 PM | #98 |
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ok u guys are so good at this so dont make fun of me cuz i suck [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] so here is my horrible attempt....
oh no i left the food out last night and now theres ents all over it! i want my ring back Bifur i get mad! Bree is my favorite type of cheese (heh-heh..k that was dumb) yes i'll have a cup of Dale please didnt Elvish (Elvis) die Durin the 1980s? respect your Eldars (that didnt suck too bad) [ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: ElfEarz ]
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07-19-2002, 01:01 AM | #99 |
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Those were pretty good, ElfEarz. Keep it up! Also, I'm annoyed because there are Elvis at Helm's Deep.
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07-19-2002, 09:43 AM | #100 |
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lol, thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. lets see if i can think of anymore....
Bifur you can pass you have to pay the troll a kids TV-show "Rollie Pollie Oliphaunts" a song "i found my thrill, on Ravenhill" (bahahahaha so stupid its funny) I can't think of any more, im just not creative in the morning hehe [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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07-19-2002, 10:49 AM | #101 |
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I demand more puns!
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07-28-2002, 02:34 PM | #102 |
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Asfaloth I know... (As for as)
Instead of skinning coneys, we Barahir. (bare a hare) Last I heard, he's Dwalin in the Shire. (dwelling) Baseball has how many Entings?(Ennings) He's worth a Guthlaf. (good laugh) Rogain lost it's touch? Try the Heru-brand! We'll Roheryn. She has a Puddifoot. (pretty foot) these are steadily getting worse, so i will have to stop now.
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07-31-2002, 10:57 AM | #103 |
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Could you Teleri (tell) me where we are going?
We will get in our Vanyar (van) so we can drive to store. ((I had gotten this idea from a conversation in the chat room about elves...))
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08-02-2002, 10:07 AM | #104 |
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Lol u guys are funny. hmmm lets see if i can think of any....
I can't get my mutton undone (button) hmmm wow that was alot [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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08-04-2002, 10:01 AM | #105 |
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This is a strange Region to me. (Region is some ME place, forgot where it is...)
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08-05-2002, 09:23 PM | #106 |
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this board is getting crowded...anyone mind if i make a new one. cuz i really enjoy this [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-13-2002, 03:46 PM | #107 |
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The other day I was searching through my book shelves, when I came along these two books:
The Phantom Trollbooth And.... The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and Huckleberry Fingolfin I tried to read them, but they fell apart. So, I decided to get a ham Gamwich. My friend was there at the time. He was eating a turkey Samwich(I know, that pun was done before).
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09-13-2002, 04:03 PM | #108 |
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OK OK, I've waited to weigh in on this one until I had a good one, and now I've got it.
Q: Why was Huan sad? A: Because he was Melian-collie! (grins, ducks, and runs away at top speed)
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09-13-2002, 07:37 PM | #109 |
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Good one, Thenamir! Melian-collie... melancholy...
Galadrie1: Yes, indeed it was I who was the annoying Punster. [ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: The Fifth ]
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09-13-2002, 07:44 PM | #110 | |
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Oooh, Thena, that was a good one! I also liked:
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09-14-2002, 01:13 AM | #111 |
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You guys have posted some pretty good ones! I hope my contributions are enjoyed...
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09-14-2002, 02:53 AM | #112 |
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This goes to a part of Garbages' "Cherry Lips":
Goldberry go go We're right behind you Goldberry go go Yeah, we're looking at you Goldberry go go Oh ,we're right behind you Goldberry Goldberry Yeah, we're right behind you [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-15-2002, 07:11 AM | #113 |
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Coctailparty gossip in the middle-earth, reported by Arwen, evening star:
"...Galadriel has caught Saurons eye." "Well that match does have nice ring to it..." "...Gandalf, he's such a grey type" "But Sarumans has got breeding..." |
09-16-2002, 07:59 PM | #114 |
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I have enjoyed reading these! They were GREAT! I have a few groaners to add to the mix:
How does Galadriel keep her youthful looks? She uses Oil of Olwe! The Songs of Elvish Prestly: Helmsdeep Hotel Love Me Timber Don't Be Reuel Viva Loss-arnach (Sorry! I know those were pretty weak! Does anybody have any more?)
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09-18-2002, 11:39 AM | #115 |
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how bout "Return to Sindar"
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09-18-2002, 01:01 PM | #116 |
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Goodness me, what are you all Tolkein about?
I ate an apple and now there's a Pippin my teeth!
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09-19-2002, 11:03 AM | #117 |
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ooh I've thought of another one!
"Please put your Bag Ends in the ash tray provided"
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09-19-2002, 06:32 PM | #118 |
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Well, I had an interesting trip this year.
First, I flew a plane towards Cape Horn of Gondor. Then I flew towards South Orc-ney Island. Then I flew all the way to Cape Eowyn, Australia, and then stayed there for a couple of weeks. Then I flew back to my barrow in California.
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11-26-2002, 08:40 AM | #119 |
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Hee hee, I think that all of my ideas have already been done, but here goes Luthien!
Wow! How did Mith get to there so fast? Mith-ran-dir. (Mith ran there) Beren the Ring is such a pain. Elf-magic huh? What a Boro-mir. (Bore of a mirror.)
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05-14-2003, 05:13 PM | #120 |
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Silmarillion toast!(cinnamon)
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