Middle Earth Song Rewrites #2

[mordor136]

Rather than drag you all back to that kinda lond first topic I thought I'd just sart a new one. Pretty much just rewrite one of your favorite songs ME style! Here we go!
Mine is a parody of Billy Joel's Piano Man


Hobbit Clan

Ol' Frodo Baggins was an orphan
Living with old Bilbo in the Shire
But one day Bilbo Pulled a joke and left
His ring had worn him to the wire
But Frodo would now inherit Bag-End
The magical ring was passed down
Now Gandalf recalls stories of war
And worst of all Said to take some freinds
And get out of town
la li la, li de da, la la de da dom

(chorus)
Run while you can little hobbit clan
Run while you can tonight
I'm not in the mood for excuses now
Cause I've got some Nazgul to fight

Now Samwise the dumb kid's a freind of his
Who bears the old Gamgee name
But to his great suprise and possible demise
His freinds got a ring with a brain
I just wanna help Mr.Frodo sir
Thats the motive of our trustworthy freind
He can cook he can clean and plant Mallorn trees
And his master carries the fate of all men
la li la de di da, la la de di da dom

Merry and Pippin were the best of freinds
Who always have time for a snack
But a quest was embarked on & without a second thought gone
Their goin and may not be back
Well the fellowship started with 4hobbit pals
Who split up at Rauros falls
Frodo and Sam went to Mordor
But Rohan and Gondor Fought on

Chorus 2:
Win us a war your the hobbit clan
Win us a war tonight
Cause your brave and your short and so hairy now
But with passion and courage you fight

It's a pretty dark day Down in Sammath Naur
Every breath is riddled with dust
Poor Frodo cant destroy the ring
But his buddy Smeagol he trusts
In the feilds of Cormallen they celebrate
Frodo gave a 4 fingered high five
Now Sauron is dead and the army's well fed
They feel so full that they think they will bustla le la de di da la la de di da dom

C3:
Thanks for the help little hobbit clan
Well send you home tonight
Oh dont you cry your a hero now
and the whole worlds set to rights

THE END [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

This is Arwen singing the song Love from Disney's Robin Hood to Aragorn:

My love,
It seems like only yesterday
You were just a child at play
Now you're all grown up inside of M.E.
Oh, how fast those moments flee

Once we watched a lazy world go by
Now the days seem to fly
Your life is brief, but when it's gone
I'll go on and on!

You can't live
But I will last
I'll go on and on and on

Once we watched a lazy world go by
Now the days seem to fly
Your life is brief, but when it's gone
I'll go on and on

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Here's another Disney spoof- it's Robin Hood again, but this one is the Moria Balrog singing its own version of Not in Nottingham.

Every mine
Has its ups and down
Sometime ups
Outnumber the downs

But not in Moria
I'm inclined to believe
If I weren't so down
I'd up and leave

I'd up and fly if I had wings for flyin'
Can't you see the tears I'm cryin'?
Can't there be some happiness for me?
Not in Moria...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Heh- Disney songs are fun to spoof. Here's Robin Hood's Phoney King of England, redone, of course:

Oh the world will sing of an evil King
A thousand years from now
And not because he killed good guys
Or had an eye without a brow
While bonny good King Aragorn
Is on his noble quest
We'll all have to slave away
'Cuz Sauron thinks he's best!

Incredible as he is unkept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the evil king of Mordor
A pox on the evil king of Mordor!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
Melkor's puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for rum
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known as Dark Lord the First
He's sure to be known as non-valar the worst
A pox on that evil king of Mordor!

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our heads
He sends his Nazgul 'round the world
Filling good people with dread
Ah! But while there is a single Man,
Hobbit, Dwarf, Elf, or Ent
We'll find a way to make him pay
And win our freedom back

The minute before he knows we're here
Ol' Frodo'll ruin his Ring of Fear
The sleazy and uneasy king of Mordor!
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin' plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Sauron, that evil king of Mordor!
Yeah!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Okay- here is that weird song from Beauty and the Beast in the beginning with the entire town singing; I've got Sam, Frodo, and Gollum singing this one on there way to Mount Doom:

There goes the army with its orcs, like always
The same old marching whining group
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this hor-rible country
[Frodo:] Good Morning, Sam!
[Sam:] 'Morning, Mister Frodo.
[Sam:] Where are you off to?
[Frodo:] The volcano. I just got sent on a horrible quest, with a ring, and a Dark Lord and a-
[Baker:] That's nice. Gollum! Get back here! Hurry up!
[Gollum:] Look there they go
Oh aren't they scary?
The Wraiths on wings
That one's a brute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and frightening coot

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

And here's another one! I'm in a very creative mood this morning. Someone should oust me from this computer before I start to scare people! Here's Prince Ali from Aladdin. I've got it for Aragorn returning to be king.

Make way for Aragorn
Say hey! It's Aragorn

Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Aragorn! Fabulous he!
Elessar Wingfoot.
Genuflect, shom some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie

Aragorn!
Mighty is he!
Elessar Wingfoot
Old as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad orcs with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Aragorn

He's got a bunch of Dunadain
As for hobbits
He's got two or three
When it comes to the wizards and elf folk
Has he got allies?
Here's a big surprise, it's a world-class cotarie!

Telcontar! Handsome is he, Elessar Wingfoot
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust raiment and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Aragorn!

There's no question Aragorn's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

He's got battles behind him, plus Narsil
(He's got the sword, let's see the sword)
And to view it he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got guards, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim love serving him
They're just lousy with loyalty to their King! Aragorn!

Aragorn!
Amorous he! Elessar Wingfoot
Heard Elf princess was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he's never cheated, oh my!
He brought Dunadain, horses galore
With his sword and banner
A tent and more
With his friend the wizard, his hobbits, his kin
And his palantir, hee hee
Make way for Aragorn!

[LePetitChoux]

Keeping with the theme of Disney songs, this is sung to Under the Sea. The singer is the Witch King, trying to stop Orcs wanting to leave Sauron's service.

Under the Eye

The metal is always shiny
In somebody else’s sword

You dream about leaving Mordor
But that is a foolish thought

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the Gorgoroth

Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you looking for

Under the eye, under the eye
Darlin’ it’s cooler
Under out ruler,
I do not lie.

Out in Gondor they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin’
Full time to gloatin’
Under the eye

Down here all the orcs are happy
As off through the plains they trot

The men in Gondor ain’t happy
They're sad 'cause they're gonna rot

But men in Gondor is lucky
They're in for a worser fate

One day when the boss gets angry
Guess whos goin’ be losing face

Under the eye, under the eye
Nobody beat you
Maim and decease you in Mordor, aye

We what the Gondorians love to hunt
Under the eye their weapon's blunt

We got no troubles life is the bubbles

Under the eye, under the eye
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here naturall-ay

Even the dread beast an’ the troll
They get the urge an’ rock and roll

We got the spirit
You got to hear it under the eye

Under the eye(under the eye)
Under the eye(under the eye)

When the mortuars
Begin the tortures it’s music to me

What do they got, a lot of man
We got a hot and evil band

Each little fungus
Knows us and loves us under the eye

Each little sluggy
Singin' v. bady under the eye

Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That’s why it’s hotter under the stormclouds
Ya' we in luck here
Down in the muck here under the eye!!!

Ok, so maybe not.

[Senseless Skwerl]

hey, this seems fun! i had a few bon jovi type rewrites... but let's try a hand at disney's robin hood theme song:

aragorn and legolas,
striding through the forests,
laughin' back and forth at what the other had to say,
talkin' bout' their adventures and having such a good time,
oo-de-lally oo-de-lally
gally what a day...

never ever dreamin' that the stream was enchanted,
they were drinkin' they just guzzled it down,
never ever dreamin' that spiders and orcs,
were watchin' them and gatherin around...

aragorn and legolas running through the forest,
jumping logs, and climbing trees,
while trying to run away,
thinking of nothing but escaping,
and then after making it,
they were reminded they should've fought,
and won out the day

oo-de-lally oo-de-lally
gally what a day...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Here's my Robin Hood and Little John version:


Meriadoc and Peregrin
Walkin' through Old Forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day

Never ever thinkin' there was danger by the water
They were tired, they just sat themselves down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' Willow with an evil heart
Was a-watchin' them a-sittin' on the ground

Frodo and Samwise Gamgee
Runnin' through Old Forest
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees
An' tryin' to find a way
To help their friends
Escape, an' fin'lly makin' it
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day

Not my best, but I'm not in a very humorous/poetic mood at the moment. Still, slightly amusing, at least to my deranged sense of humor.

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