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Old 08-30-2013, 06:29 PM   #161
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Old 02-19-2014, 06:21 AM   #162
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and even unusual events - like spammers with original English thread titles?
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:37 AM   #163
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More like an orgy if you look at the unfortunate vocab choice in posts 13-15
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Old 02-19-2014, 09:14 AM   #164
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More like an orgy if you look at the unfortunate vocab choice in posts 13-15
Mating unfortunate vocabulary choices with Elvish interaction begets innuendo.
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Why have I not seen those posts before?
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Old 02-20-2014, 06:09 PM   #166
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I might have managed to raise my mind were it not for the unfotunate conjunction with the reminder of Elros' ancestry; the impression that the Kings of Numenor were the result of a bit of R &R. on shoreleave with elves of negotiable virtue. Guess port cities are the same everywhere....
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This is less a comment on "questionable thread titles" than on "questionable posters". As in, look at the bottom left of the screen where it says Welcome to our newest member.

I play a little game everytime I log into the Barrows: look at the newest member and ascertain, strictly by the name, how soon he or she shall be banned for spamming. My record for discerning such eventualities is very high.

Based on my assumptions, Carpinteyroyhh is not long for this Barrow.

So let us be proactive and lament the loss of Carpinteyroyhh and his Belizean time-share condo website. We hardly knew ye.

Edit: ROFLMAO! It was a spam in Pigeon French (or perhaps it is termed Franglais)!
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The Battle of the White Council-

....was a fabled conflict in ages past, in which The Barrow-Wight, Mister Underhill, and Mithadan strove for mastery of the Downs!
No wait, that was the Battle of the Wight Council.
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....was a fabled conflict in ages past, in which The Barrow-Wight, Mister Underhill, and Mithadan strove for mastery of the Downs!
No wait, that was the Battle of the Wight Council.
Some puns just never get old. I'd rep this, but apparently I've repped you too recently...
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I'm entirely too enamored of puns, but it's a hard Hobbit to break.
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how durin founded the longbeards:

He turned left at Gundabad, and there they were.
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My my, Zil, I do believe you are repeating yourself.

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Gandalf and Pippin hung a right by Amon Dîn and "found" it.
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Ach! I guess that just goes to show the repetitive tracks on which my mind runs.
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They aren't. It has drifted so even perfectly sensible thread titles get smart alecky comments I have had sulky moments of thinking that there is nothing wrong with thread titles of my own creation, and that they aren't even questions... but try not to let it rankle. And please don't let it put you off posting.
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who are the nazgul? –You know those guys in the cloaks? Them.

decent of house of hurin –Well, Faramir was okay...

What differentiates the Valar from the Maiar? –Isn’t it obvious? “Valar” has a “V” in it!

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As you eloquently put it: Ach!
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As you eloquently put it: Ach!
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That reminds me of a very inappropriate thing I saw on tumblr which I post here severely tidied up (and will remove if there are objections to its existence):

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Was the Balrog drawn by the ring?

If so, it was drawn as a cross between a Monarch Butterfly and an angry mutant lion.

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Old 10-19-2014, 03:05 AM   #196
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Was the Balrog drawn by the ring?

If so, it was drawn as a cross between a Monarch Butterfly and an angry mutant lion.

LOL.that 70s balrog is really frightening though.even more than PJ's balrog i think.
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On a happy note: Arwen, Lothlorien, arrows, information, and little extras... - umm...

Are the movies a good or bad thing? - no comment

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On witch sity did they do there best job? - Teh sity write thair. Can't yoo sea eat?

Peter Jackson post in the' Books' - blasphemy!

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Download the FOTR script - or what?

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Should I bring a hankerchief? - please don't pull a Bilbo.

Which finger is the ring on? - no comment.

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Very Secret Diaries... - finally revealed!

Fat Sam in TTT - amazing weight loss in the duration of only one book!

The Weaknesses of Men...and Hobbits - women... and other hobbits.

FOTR - Chanting Wizards - too much pipe-weed.

Aragorn's Hair in RotK - the King of Gondor finally outdoes the Prince of Mirkwood
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I did not... - Oh yes you did!

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Did Gollum remind you of someone? - how about... Gollum?

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Does Frodo Baggins have a wife or a girl friend? - no no, I was just wondering if the spot was vacant.

What disappointed you about The Two Towers? - erm, The Two Towers?

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