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Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 09:58 AM

Personally i think it looks like a picture Mad Magazine would draw and write about what would they say hmmm.....
with all mad magazine inspired names and lines

GunElf:The plot hole in this scene is stunning

Aragance:What do you mean?

GunElf:No one cares that gimpy is sitting Thenandnow's chair?

BlockHeadfinal:Surely no one will notice

NeverMore:Yes Captain obvious is correct no one will notice this mistake

Aragance:Peter Jackson will have to answer for this one with all the geeks that do notice!

arcticstorm · 08-24-2005, 09:59 AM

King Gimli and his loyal subjects

Boromir88 · 08-24-2005, 10:19 AM

If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box.

See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle...
http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast).

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box.

See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle...
http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast).

Note the link works if you've seen the picture already(oddly enough)

Quote:

For those who can't see it, try quoting the post in which the defective pic is in, and just copy/paste the url to another browser window. That should work.

this worked for me

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 10:26 AM

Try this link. If that dosent work, then shoot me.

Now lets get down to captions!

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Gandalf: So, why did you eat the Palantir?

OR

Gandalf: Why do you think Eomer is a pansy?

Eomer: I heard that!

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-24-2005, 10:38 AM

Gandalf: A diversion!

Legolas: *sulks* Hmmph! That's my line.

**************************
When the picture just shows as an X, I always find that the best solution is to right click on the picture, click on Properties and then copy and paste the URL Address into a new Browser Window.

Edit: The little X seems magically to turn into the picture when you do that too ...

Durelin · 08-24-2005, 10:40 AM

Gandalf (mutters): Is he looking at me again?
Aragorn: Who? Legolas?
Gandalf: Who else!
Aragorn: Yes, why?
Gandalf: How do I look? Make sure I don't have anything on my arse, will you. It's tough wearing white these days...

Bêthberry · 08-24-2005, 11:30 AM

Gandalf: "What do you mean there's been a mistake? How can you have given us all the same appointment? What kind of hair salon is this?"

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 11:34 AM

Gimli sits down:This could take hours,days.....

Gandalf: so gothmog was the best of the breakdancing orcs.
Aragorn:no....Grishnak was
Eomer:Now hold on a second! Karshna was definately the best

Legolas(in his captain obvi0ous way):We're judging the breackdancing orc contest

The Elf-warrior · 08-24-2005, 11:39 AM

Gimli: "I decree that March 17th is Rock Appreciation Day."

Gandalf: "I don't think it was a good idea to let Gimli sit on the throne."

Aragorn: "Me neither. I think it's time for a coup d'état."

Meanwhile Eomer is trying to get Legolas to play matchmaker for him.

Eomer: "Look, your inbox is overloaded with swooning fangirls. Why can't I talk to any of them?"

Legolas: "They want me, not you. You can talk to them after they are imprisoned for stalking, Ok?"

Eomer: "Ok..."

mormegil · 08-24-2005, 11:42 AM

Eomer of the Rohirrim approaches PJ in an attempt to complain to him about the inappropriate use of Gimli as the character for comic relief.

_______________________________
For further information see giggles

Kitanna · 08-24-2005, 12:11 PM

There's an intense stare down, the first to look away will have to tell Gimli about the corn in his beard...

PS: Thanks for the link Hookbill.

Glirdan · 08-24-2005, 12:17 PM

Gandalf and Aragron are preparing for a hardcore final rock, paper, scissors game.

Or

Gandalf: Ha! Bilbo won't think of looking here!
Aragorn: Yes he will.
Gandalf: How did you find my hiding spot! I was here first!
Legolas: Too bad, were staying!
Gimli: Ya! Were not moving!
Gandalf: Fine!
Eomer: Ok, now that that is settled, what happens if he finds us?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 12:32 PM

Gimli recounts the History of Middle Earth from the Dwarves point of view...

Gimli: There was Eru, who in Arda is called; Gimli. And he made first the Dwarves, the cool ones, that were the offspring of his thought...

Aragorn: Is all this true?

Gandalf: Don't be stupid.

Lalwendë · 08-24-2005, 01:25 PM

Tensions began to mount in the Citadel as it became clear that Gimli did not give a damn about the Minas Tirith ban on smoking in the workplace.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 02:18 PM

Gandalf: How long has that elf been following us?

OR

Gandalf: since when did I say that you'd be king?

Aragorn: Yesterday. And the day before. And in Moria. And at the Council of Elrond. And when I first met you. And when I was first Born. And just before I was conceived. And-"

Gandalf: Well, I don't remember it.

Lalwendë · 08-24-2005, 02:35 PM

Gandalf (whispering) : "Why didn't you tell him before he sat down in that chair?"

Aragorn: "What's wrong with the chair?"

Gandalf : "There's a tale going round that the last eight people to have sat in it have all mysteriously fallen pregnant."

davem · 08-24-2005, 03:02 PM

Legolas: 'I've hurt my elbow.'

Orominuialwen · 08-24-2005, 03:03 PM

Bilbo is just about to attack his guests for giving him a large block of styrofoam with sticks in the top instead of a cake. (If you look closely, the cake looks very fake.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 03:08 PM

Gandalf: So it's 10,000 silver pennies?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: And all I have to do is keep my cloak on for a whole week?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: Hmmm... ... Make it 20,000 and we've got a deal.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 08:25 PM

Gandalf: I didn't do it.

Aragorn: I think you did.

Gimli: Well, someone must have done it.

Éomer: Let's put this to a vote.

Legolas: Has anyone seen Pippin lately?

Alcarillo · 08-24-2005, 09:32 PM

Gandalf to Aragorn: Why in the world would you choose Gimli to be your Steward?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 11:40 PM

Gimli: Hmmm . . . I say Legolas's statue of Aragorn is better. It's more realistic. I can smell his stench from over here.

Éomer: Hey, my Gandalf sculpture comes with uncloaking action!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:46 AM

Aragorn: So, did it have wings?

Gandalf: I'm not sure, it looked like the shadow were shaped like wings... but then I didn't have my glasses on, so I wouldn't really know.

Gimli: So we went to Moria for nothing!

Oddwen · 08-25-2005, 05:31 AM

Gandalf*whispering*: It's not my fault! Who could know that Gimli would be the first to fall for the Ring?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-25-2005, 06:22 AM

Aragorn: "It's tough, I know, but one of them is a foul lupine."

Gandalf: "I cannot bear the thought of killing another innocent..."

Aragorn: "Let's think logically. Gimli saved the Witch-King at the expense of Boromir, a known innocent, and look at how that turned out! Why have we kept him alive this long?"

Gandalf: "He's the Cobbler, I'm sure of it!"

Aragorn: "I can't trust you anymore Gandalf. I mean, sure you were the Hunter (and did us a great service in getting rid of the Balrog) but ever since you were resurrected by the Moddess Mithalwen you've appeared a bit dodgy to me..."

Gandalf: "What? Dodgy? How scandalous! I am now suspecting you Aragorn of werewolvery!

Aragorn:" O yea! Suspect me because I suspect you. Way to play the game, old boy."

Éomer: "I'll just tell you now that I'm the Seer and I know for a fact that Gandalf is innocent."

Captain Obvious: "One of us is a werewolf."

Gimli: "I say we kill Legolas."

Everyone else: "Agreed!"

*100 Bonus Points to the person who votes for the Werewolf first. Votes should be in this style: ++the phantom * (it is not compulsory that you vote for the phantom)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 08:15 AM

++ Aragorn. Legolas is too obvious

Gimli is probably just not very good at the game and Gandalf is probably the seer.... Like Gimli, I'm not very good at this game...

Anyway, a caption:

Gandalf: *sniff, sniff* Aragorn, are you wearing Perfume? Rohirum Perfume if I'm not mistaken.

mormegil · 08-25-2005, 09:27 AM

++Eomer

Gandalf: Is Legolas doing his horrible impression of Gene Simmons again?

Aragorn: Quiet! You know he'll be devastated if he hears you speak of him that way. And we know how emotional he got last time you poked fun at his impressions.

CaptainofDespair · 08-25-2005, 09:37 AM

Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate.
Aragorn: Why not?
Gandalf: Because.
Aragorn: Because why?
Gandalf: Because!
Aragorn: Because why?!

or

Gandalf: I have a new plan.
Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try.
Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else.
Aragorn: What is it?
Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye.
Aragorn: No...
Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too!
Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.

THE Ka · 08-25-2005, 11:45 AM

Gandalf: Pist Aragorn...

Aragorn: What?

Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky...

Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me!

Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot!

B-Rated suspence music

Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought...

Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice!

~ Aesthete

mormegil · 08-25-2005, 11:54 AM

Gandalf: They can't be replacing us can they?

Grima's removable finger act was always a smash hit at the Rohirrim socials

CaptainofDespair · 08-25-2005, 12:08 PM

Grima has done something terrible.

Saruman: No, it can't be!
Grima: Yes! I am the new Dracula! You have been replaced, Lee!
Saruman: No!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 12:21 PM

Just as Grima was showing off how many times he had seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked, he realised he now had to correct himself.

OR

Grima: What's wrong with the ceiling? I designed it myself! Why do you mean, "That’s the problem"?

Or, yet...

Grima: Yes it's true! I am The Mouth of Sauron's dentist!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-25-2005, 12:41 PM

Despite the handicap of having his hands permanently clenched together, Grima was still able to deliver a strong gesture to those who would doubt him.

(Come on, you're all thinking it.

)

Glirdan · 08-25-2005, 01:00 PM

Grima: Fine! If you're going to be like that, I'm only going to count to one!

Boromir88 · 08-25-2005, 02:05 PM

Gandalf: Aragorn, could you dress up like a woman?

Aragorn: Huh?

Gandalf: We need to distract Sauron, so I need someone to dress up like a woman...and quite frankly, don't take this the wrong way, but your the cutest one here?

Aragorn: Umm, no have someone else do it.

Eomer: I'll look like a woman.

Gandalf: Great.

Legolas: Hey I'm cute!

Ohh. and I can't see this picture, my usual way of seeing it doesn't work either.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:09 PM

Grima: Don't make me use this!

OR

Grima tries to stop the evil pointing finger climbing up to his neck.

Durelin · 08-25-2005, 03:06 PM

Grima: And then Gollum did this to Frodo...

Kath · 08-25-2005, 04:07 PM

Grima: Oh no! It's the finger! The disembodied finger! Help me!

Lalwendë · 08-25-2005, 04:08 PM

Grima joins the Acolytes Union.

"And this is what you can do with your job if I don't get a payrise, one week's extra leave and one of those nice padded, fully adjustable office chairs!"

08-24-2005, 09:58 AM	#6841
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Personally i think it looks like a picture Mad Magazine would draw and write about what would they say hmmm..... with all mad magazine inspired names and lines GunElf:The plot hole in this scene is stunning Aragance:What do you mean? GunElf:No one cares that gimpy is sitting Thenandnow's chair? BlockHeadfinal:Surely no one will notice NeverMore:Yes Captain obvious is correct no one will notice this mistake Aragance:Peter Jackson will have to answer for this one with all the geeks that do notice! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 10:19 AM	#6843
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box. See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle... http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast). __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-24-2005, 10:26 AM	#6845
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Try this link. If that dosent work, then shoot me. Now lets get down to captions! ************************************************ ************* Gandalf: So, why did you eat the Palantir? OR Gandalf: Why do you think Eomer is a pansy? Eomer: I heard that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 10:38 AM	#6846
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Captain Obvious the White Gandalf: A diversion! Legolas: sulks Hmmph! That's my line. ************************ When the picture just shows as an X, I always find that the best solution is to right click on the picture, click on Properties and then copy and paste the URL Address into a new Browser Window. Edit:** The little X seems magically to turn into the picture when you do that too ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-24-2005, 11:30 AM	#6848
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Gandalf: "What do you mean there's been a mistake? How can you have given us all the same appointment? What kind of hair salon is this?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-24-2005, 09:59 AM	#6842
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	King Gimli and his loyal subjects

08-24-2005, 10:40 AM	#6847
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Gandalf (mutters): Is he looking at me again? Aragorn: Who? Legolas? Gandalf: Who else! Aragorn: Yes, why? Gandalf: How do I look? Make sure I don't have anything on my arse, will you. It's tough wearing white these days...

08-24-2005, 11:34 AM	#6849
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gimli sits down:This could take hours,days..... Gandalf: so gothmog was the best of the breakdancing orcs. Aragorn:no....Grishnak was Eomer:Now hold on a second! Karshna was definately the best Legolas(in his captain obvi0ous way):We're judging the breackdancing orc contest __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 11:39 AM	#6850
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gimli: "I decree that March 17th is Rock Appreciation Day." Gandalf: "I don't think it was a good idea to let Gimli sit on the throne." Aragorn: "Me neither. I think it's time for a coup d'état." Meanwhile Eomer is trying to get Legolas to play matchmaker for him. Eomer: "Look, your inbox is overloaded with swooning fangirls. Why can't I talk to any of them?" Legolas: "They want me, not you. You can talk to them after they are imprisoned for stalking, Ok?" Eomer: "Ok..." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-24-2005, 11:42 AM	#6851
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Eomer of the Rohirrim approaches PJ in an attempt to complain to him about the inappropriate use of Gimli as the character for comic relief. _______________________________ For further information see giggles __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-24-2005, 12:11 PM	#6852
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	There's an intense stare down, the first to look away will have to tell Gimli about the corn in his beard... PS: Thanks for the link Hookbill. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-24-2005, 12:17 PM	#6853
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf and Aragron are preparing for a hardcore final rock, paper, scissors game. Or Gandalf: Ha! Bilbo won't think of looking here! Aragorn: Yes he will. Gandalf: How did you find my hiding spot! I was here first! Legolas: Too bad, were staying! Gimli: Ya! Were not moving! Gandalf: Fine! Eomer: Ok, now that that is settled, what happens if he finds us? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-24-2005, 12:32 PM	#6854
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli recounts the History of Middle Earth from the Dwarves point of view... Gimli: There was Eru, who in Arda is called; Gimli. And he made first the Dwarves, the cool ones, that were the offspring of his thought... Aragorn: Is all this true? Gandalf: Don't be stupid. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 01:25 PM	#6855
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Tensions began to mount in the Citadel as it became clear that Gimli did not give a damn about the Minas Tirith ban on smoking in the workplace. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-24-2005, 02:18 PM	#6856
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: How long has that elf been following us? OR Gandalf: since when did I say that you'd be king? Aragorn: Yesterday. And the day before. And in Moria. And at the Council of Elrond. And when I first met you. And when I was first Born. And just before I was conceived. And-" Gandalf: Well, I don't remember it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 02:35 PM	#6857
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf (whispering) : "Why didn't you tell him before he sat down in that chair?" Aragorn: "What's wrong with the chair?" Gandalf : "There's a tale going round that the last eight people to have sat in it have all mysteriously fallen pregnant." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-24-2005, 03:02 PM	#6858
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Legolas: 'I've hurt my elbow.' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-24-2005, 03:03 PM	#6859
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	For the Bilbo pic... Bilbo is just about to attack his guests for giving him a large block of styrofoam with sticks in the top instead of a cake. (If you look closely, the cake looks very fake.) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-24-2005, 03:08 PM	#6860
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: So it's 10,000 silver pennies? Aragorn: Yes. Gandalf: And all I have to do is keep my cloak on for a whole week? Aragorn: Yes. Gandalf: Hmmm... ... Make it 20,000 and we've got a deal. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 08:25 PM	#6861
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"Who ate the Steward?" Gandalf: I didn't do it. Aragorn: I think you did. Gimli: Well, someone must have done it. Éomer: Let's put this to a vote. Legolas: Has anyone seen Pippin lately? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-24-2005, 09:32 PM	#6862
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf to Aragorn: Why in the world would you choose Gimli to be your Steward?

08-24-2005, 11:40 PM	#6863
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The contest. Gimli: Hmmm . . . I say Legolas's statue of Aragorn is better. It's more realistic. I can smell his stench from over here. Éomer: Hey, my Gandalf sculpture comes with uncloaking action! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-25-2005, 02:46 AM	#6864
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: So, did it have wings? Gandalf: I'm not sure, it looked like the shadow were shaped like wings... but then I didn't have my glasses on, so I wouldn't really know. Gimli: So we went to Moria for nothing! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 05:31 AM	#6865
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalfwhispering: It's not my fault! Who could know that Gimli would be the first to fall for the Ring? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-25-2005, 06:22 AM	#6866
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Actual Middle-earth Werewolf Aragorn: "It's tough, I know, but one of them is a foul lupine." Gandalf: "I cannot bear the thought of killing another innocent..." Aragorn: "Let's think logically. Gimli saved the Witch-King at the expense of Boromir, a known innocent, and look at how that turned out! Why have we kept him alive this long?" Gandalf: "He's the Cobbler, I'm sure of it!" Aragorn: "I can't trust you anymore Gandalf. I mean, sure you were the Hunter (and did us a great service in getting rid of the Balrog) but ever since you were resurrected by the Moddess Mithalwen you've appeared a bit dodgy to me..." Gandalf: "What? Dodgy? How scandalous! I am now suspecting you Aragorn of werewolvery! Aragorn:" O yea! Suspect me because I suspect you. Way to play the game, old boy." Éomer: "I'll just tell you now that I'm the Seer and I know for a fact that Gandalf is innocent." Captain Obvious: "One of us is a werewolf." Gimli: "I say we kill Legolas." Everyone else: "Agreed!" *100 Bonus Points to the person who votes for the Werewolf first. Votes should be in this style: ++the phantom * (it is not compulsory that you vote for the phantom) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 08-25-2005 at 06:25 AM. Reason: No Witch could get that information from me

08-25-2005, 08:15 AM	#6867
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	++ Aragorn. Legolas is too obvious Gimli is probably just not very good at the game and Gandalf is probably the seer.... Like Gimli, I'm not very good at this game... Anyway, a caption: Gandalf: sniff, sniff Aragorn, are you wearing Perfume? Rohirum Perfume if I'm not mistaken. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 09:27 AM	#6868
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	++Eomer Gandalf: Is Legolas doing his horrible impression of Gene Simmons again? Aragorn: Quiet! You know he'll be devastated if he hears you speak of him that way. And we know how emotional he got last time you poked fun at his impressions. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-25-2005, 09:37 AM	#6869
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate. Aragorn: Why not? Gandalf: Because. Aragorn: Because why? Gandalf: Because! Aragorn: Because why?! or Gandalf: I have a new plan. Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try. Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else. Aragorn: What is it? Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye. Aragorn: No... Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too! Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.

08-25-2005, 11:45 AM	#6870
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf plays soap opera... Gandalf: Pist Aragorn... Aragorn: What? Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky... Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me! Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot! B-Rated suspence music Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought... Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-25-2005, 11:54 AM	#6871
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: They can't be replacing us can they? Grima's removable finger act was always a smash hit at the Rohirrim socials __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-25-2005, 12:08 PM	#6872
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Grima has done something terrible. Saruman: No, it can't be! Grima: Yes! I am the new Dracula! You have been replaced, Lee! Saruman: No!!!!

08-25-2005, 12:21 PM	#6873
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Just as Grima was showing off how many times he had seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked, he realised he now had to correct himself. OR Grima: What's wrong with the ceiling? I designed it myself! Why do you mean, "That’s the problem"? Or, yet... Grima: Yes it's true! I am The Mouth of Sauron's dentist! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 12:41 PM	#6874
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Despite the handicap of having his hands permanently clenched together, Grima was still able to deliver a strong gesture to those who would doubt him. (Come on, you're all thinking it. ) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-25-2005, 01:00 PM	#6875
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Grima: Fine! If you're going to be like that, I'm only going to count to one! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-25-2005, 02:05 PM	#6876
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Gandalf: Aragorn, could you dress up like a woman? Aragorn: Huh? Gandalf: We need to distract Sauron, so I need someone to dress up like a woman...and quite frankly, don't take this the wrong way, but your the cutest one here? Aragorn: Umm, no have someone else do it. Eomer: I'll look like a woman. Gandalf: Great. Legolas: Hey I'm cute! Ohh. and I can't see this picture, my usual way of seeing it doesn't work either. __________________ Fenris Penguin