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eleanor_niphredil · 02-19-2003, 02:02 PM

Gimli: any one of you even breath wrong on my beanie babies and I'll set the elf on you!
Legolas: Look Gimli! now I can show off my bow and my new distressed look at the same time!

Lady Iverin · 02-19-2003, 06:09 PM

Legolas: Hey Gimli, watch me bring down a Nazgul.
Gimli: Right....
Legolas: Uh oh, I think I hit Gandalf instead.
Gimli: He only thinks he can aim....

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Iverin ]

Gorwingel · 02-19-2003, 07:33 PM

(Legolas is aiming towards something)
Gimli: Look! it's Arwen
Legolas: Where! (as he turns, and misses what he is trying to shoot)
Gimli: Made ya Look! hahahaha... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Faenaduial · 02-19-2003, 08:27 PM

Gimli: Legolas, put down the bow, there is nothing to shoot at.
Legolas: Shut up Gimli, I'm just posing like this. I know it makes all the girls hot.
Gimli: Oh, I thought it was the hair.

Diamond18 · 02-19-2003, 10:41 PM

Legolas: "I'm feeling very stylized right now."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-20-2003, 06:56 AM

When in battle, strike a nice pose. It looks great and it gives you more chance of survival.

eleanor_niphredil · 02-20-2003, 06:59 AM

orc= wow, look at HIM!
orc2= I get that one!
orc= I saw him first!
orc2= But I'm bigger than you!
Gimli= *swipes off their heads* Stupid orcs. No one gets my legolas but me!

Skippy the Nazgul · 02-20-2003, 08:15 AM

Legolas: oh bloody hell, look PJ my hair is fine so if you make me hold this pose and longer am going to shoot the lighting man.

Your pal,
Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

wass_up666 · 02-20-2003, 08:23 AM

hee hee hee
post up sum more http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery...em.cfm?ID=5465

wass_up666 · 02-20-2003, 08:24 AM

http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery...em.cfm?ID=5751

what the hell ?

Helkahothion · 02-20-2003, 08:35 AM

Legolas: Sigh, Gimli, would you please stop farting on the horse?

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Medical Marijuana Doctor

eleanor_niphredil · 02-20-2003, 08:41 AM

shamelessly stealing your idea:

Gimli: whroa, legolas! I thought you said your farts smell of roses!
Legolas: They do!
Gimli: Believe me, they are no roses!

Airehiriel · 02-20-2003, 10:13 AM

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-20-2003, 10:26 AM

Frodo: *BELCH* Ha ha! Can't beat that!
Hobbit-woman to his left: Oh, yeah? Listen to this!

The next morning the hobbits of Hobbiton were very surpised to find that most of their glassware was shattered.

Lady Iverin · 02-20-2003, 01:13 PM

Frodo: Speech!
Woman behind Frodo: Hey look at Bilbo dance!
Frodo: Hey now! Bilbo, you have been at the Gaffer's home brew! Well, alright, just as long as you stay sane.
Woman: Oh, look at Bilbo take off his clothes!
Frodo: Bilbo! We're going home!

I know, a little perverted. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 02-20-2003, 02:09 PM

Hmff.

Obviously, Frodo has now gone down to light little candles of his own.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-21-2003, 06:31 AM

Frodo mistakes a candle for cake topping, resulting in badly burned gums.

Airehiriel · 02-21-2003, 03:21 PM

Now that Saruman will be gone for a few hours, I think I shall pour myself a glass of wine, put on some Beethoven, and read a good book. Now, what book shall I read?

Erana · 02-21-2003, 08:19 PM

I saw that!! Oops. I farted

Tar-Palantir · 02-21-2003, 10:21 PM

Grima (to himself) "Yes, delightful. The Michael Jackson look definitely suits me! Because I'm bad, I'm bad, y'know it...shamon...."

yikes!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 02-21-2003, 10:28 PM

"How shall he die? Poison? A nasty fall? I wonder if this place would burn...."

Gorwingel · 02-22-2003, 01:59 AM

Wormtounge: That stupid Saurman is gone, that means that I have some time to myself, now let's go find where they keep the wine and ale in this large building.

Sadbh · 02-22-2003, 02:12 AM

Grima: ...on the other hand, the gothic look is very me. But I still don't know... the preppy and plaid look might work too...

Yeah, sorta dumb, but hey. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ]

eleanor_niphredil · 02-22-2003, 02:56 AM

dammit! My hands are stuck together! Stupid superglue! sutible for the youngest orc my butt!

Purple Elf · 02-22-2003, 07:30 AM

Grima: So you're saying that i shouldn't have thrown the Palantir out of the window?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-22-2003, 10:31 AM

Grima: My ring? What this thing? Picked it up off a little fella with brown curly hair. It makes me go invisible, look!

btw, to wass_up666, that is a scary picture of Viggo mortensen- thank goodness hes got a signature on his head!

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyra Greenleaf ]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-22-2003, 10:38 AM

LOL! funny stuff!

Rosseiliantiel · 02-22-2003, 10:54 AM

Grima:
I have just leaned up against a very sharp, pointy banister. However, I will attempt to ignore the pain in my shoulderblades and remain in calm, wise, pensive advisor-mode.

Diamond18 · 02-22-2003, 06:37 PM

Gríma: "I vant to drink your blood! I need...more...plasma..."

(An aside, years ago I saw an animated Spider-man episode in which on character was bitten by a bat and turned into a vampire. At one point he moaned, "I need...more...plasma..." Diamond was very amused.)

OR

Gríma: *strikes pose* "I've felt so much more deep and dramatic ever since I got this personal lighting assistant to shine eerie blue light upon me...thusly..."

Gorothlammothiel · 02-22-2003, 06:42 PM

Grima: "Now Saruman, no one is talking to anyone until I get myself a deal..."

(Now I know of a few who may understand that, although not so amusing as some captions) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 02-22-2003, 07:48 PM

Grima: You know, this place really could use some brightening up......maybe some new curtains.....

dragoneyes · 02-22-2003, 07:52 PM

Grima: Yes, I'm sure that was terrible for you Saruman, now, please, could you turn that light off, I think I could possibly be blinded if I look towards it any more.

Brinniel · 02-22-2003, 09:36 PM

Ahh! I hate that dress on her!
But I can't help but wonder what she is looking at. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 02-22-2003, 09:37 PM

Arwen: Powers of the Valar, can you please help me pull up this dress?

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 02-23-2003, 03:04 AM

"There is... gum... stuck to the ceiling...."

Pipperin · 02-23-2003, 10:13 AM

"Oh great, more guys trying to look down my shirt!" [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-23-2003, 11:52 AM

Aragorn jumps in and chants: How low can you go? How low can you go....

Purple Elf · 02-23-2003, 12:23 PM

Arwen: Maybe if i roll my eyes and breath in deeply this dress wont fall off me!
or
For Valar's sake Aragorn talk to the face, not the cleavage. Talk to the FACE, not the CLEAVAGE!

Ithaeliel · 02-23-2003, 02:44 PM

Legolas: NO! This time, Aragorn, YOU have to answer the phone!

dragoneyes · 02-23-2003, 03:09 PM

dum dum duuuuum! Superelf to the rescue!

02-19-2003, 02:02 PM	#1121
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 812	Gimli: any one of you even breath wrong on my beanie babies and I'll set the elf on you! Legolas: Look Gimli! now I can show off my bow and my new distressed look at the same time! __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-19-2003, 06:09 PM	#1122
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 80	Legolas: Hey Gimli, watch me bring down a Nazgul. Gimli: Right.... Legolas: Uh oh, I think I hit Gandalf instead. Gimli: He only thinks he can aim.... [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Iverin ] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

02-19-2003, 07:33 PM	#1123
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	(Legolas is aiming towards something) Gimli: Look! it's Arwen Legolas: Where! (as he turns, and misses what he is trying to shoot) Gimli: Made ya Look! hahahaha... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-19-2003, 08:27 PM	#1124
Faenaduial Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mirkwood - 710 miles WtR Posts: 246	Gimli: Legolas, put down the bow, there is nothing to shoot at. Legolas: Shut up Gimli, I'm just posing like this. I know it makes all the girls hot. Gimli: Oh, I thought it was the hair. __________________ Risk everything, or gain nothing. -- Geoffrey De Charny, 1358 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

02-19-2003, 10:41 PM	#1125
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Legolas: "I'm feeling very stylized right now." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-20-2003, 06:56 AM	#1126
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	When in battle, strike a nice pose. It looks great and it gives you more chance of survival. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-20-2003, 06:59 AM	#1127
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 812	orc= wow, look at HIM! orc2= I get that one! orc= I saw him first! orc2= But I'm bigger than you! Gimli= swipes off their heads Stupid orcs. No one gets my legolas but me! __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-20-2003, 08:15 AM	#1128
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	Legolas: oh bloody hell, look PJ my hair is fine so if you make me hold this pose and longer am going to shoot the lighting man. Your pal, Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.

02-20-2003, 08:23 AM	#1129
wass_up666 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: the earth, some where @ skool Posts: 13	hee hee hee post up sum more http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery...em.cfm?ID=5465

02-20-2003, 08:24 AM	#1130
wass_up666 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: the earth, some where @ skool Posts: 13	http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery...em.cfm?ID=5751 what the hell ?

02-20-2003, 08:35 AM	#1131
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,100	Legolas: Sigh, Gimli, would you please stop farting on the horse? Greetings, Anuion ________ Medical Marijuana Doctor Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM.

02-20-2003, 08:41 AM	#1132
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 812	shamelessly stealing your idea: Gimli: whroa, legolas! I thought you said your farts smell of roses! Legolas: They do! Gimli: Believe me, they are no roses! __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-20-2003, 10:13 AM	#1133
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	__________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-20-2003, 10:26 AM	#1134
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	Frodo: BELCH Ha ha! Can't beat that! Hobbit-woman to his left: Oh, yeah? Listen to this! The next morning the hobbits of Hobbiton were very surpised to find that most of their glassware was shattered. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-20-2003, 01:13 PM	#1135
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 80	Frodo: Speech! Woman behind Frodo: Hey look at Bilbo dance! Frodo: Hey now! Bilbo, you have been at the Gaffer's home brew! Well, alright, just as long as you stay sane. Woman: Oh, look at Bilbo take off his clothes! Frodo: Bilbo! We're going home! I know, a little perverted. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

02-20-2003, 02:09 PM	#1136
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Hmff. Obviously, Frodo has now gone down to light little candles of his own. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-21-2003, 06:31 AM	#1137
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Frodo mistakes a candle for cake topping, resulting in badly burned gums. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-21-2003, 03:21 PM	#1138
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Now that Saruman will be gone for a few hours, I think I shall pour myself a glass of wine, put on some Beethoven, and read a good book. Now, what book shall I read? __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-21-2003, 08:19 PM	#1139
Erana Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Orlando Land wish u were here.....NO I DON'T ORLANDO IS MINE!!!!!! Posts: 15	I saw that!! Oops. I farted __________________ Girls have fun. Girls with guns have more fun! Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with chocolate!

02-21-2003, 10:21 PM	#1140
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Grima (to himself) "Yes, delightful. The Michael Jackson look definitely suits me! Because I'm bad, I'm bad, y'know it...shamon...." yikes! __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-21-2003, 10:28 PM	#1141
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	"How shall he die? Poison? A nasty fall? I wonder if this place would burn...." __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

02-22-2003, 01:59 AM	#1142
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Wormtounge: That stupid Saurman is gone, that means that I have some time to myself, now let's go find where they keep the wine and ale in this large building. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-22-2003, 02:12 AM	#1143
Sadbh Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 67	Grima: ...on the other hand, the gothic look is very me. But I still don't know... the preppy and plaid look might work too... Yeah, sorta dumb, but hey. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ] __________________ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we take the Standerdized Tests.

02-22-2003, 02:56 AM	#1144
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 812	dammit! My hands are stuck together! Stupid superglue! sutible for the youngest orc my butt! __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-22-2003, 07:30 AM	#1145
Purple Elf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A tree somewhere anywhere! Posts: 34	Grima: So you're saying that i shouldn't have thrown the Palantir out of the window? __________________ "Because i belived you to be indeed Luthien Tinuvel, of whom i was singing. but if you are not she, then you walk in her likeness." - Aragorn

02-22-2003, 10:31 AM	#1146
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,180	Grima: My ring? What this thing? Picked it up off a little fella with brown curly hair. It makes me go invisible, look! btw, to wass_up666, that is a scary picture of Viggo mortensen- thank goodness hes got a signature on his head! [ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyra Greenleaf ] __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-22-2003, 10:38 AM	#1147
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	LOL! funny stuff! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-22-2003, 10:54 AM	#1148
Rosseiliantiel Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Hopelessly lost Posts: 178	Grima: I have just leaned up against a very sharp, pointy banister. However, I will attempt to ignore the pain in my shoulderblades and remain in calm, wise, pensive advisor-mode. __________________ Whatever floats your oyster.

02-22-2003, 06:37 PM	#1149
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Gríma: "I vant to drink your blood! I need...more...plasma..." (An aside, years ago I saw an animated Spider-man episode in which on character was bitten by a bat and turned into a vampire. At one point he moaned, "I need...more...plasma..." Diamond was very amused.) OR Gríma: strikes pose "I've felt so much more deep and dramatic ever since I got this personal lighting assistant to shine eerie blue light upon me...thusly..." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-22-2003, 06:42 PM	#1150
Gorothlammothiel Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sitting in front of my preferred world.... Posts: 256	Grima: "Now Saruman, no one is talking to anyone until I get myself a deal..." (Now I know of a few who may understand that, although not so amusing as some captions) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

02-22-2003, 07:48 PM	#1151
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,312	Grima: You know, this place really could use some brightening up......maybe some new curtains..... __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

02-22-2003, 07:52 PM	#1152
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Grima: Yes, I'm sure that was terrible for you Saruman, now, please, could you turn that light off, I think I could possibly be blinded if I look towards it any more. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-22-2003, 09:36 PM	#1153
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Ahh! I hate that dress on her! But I can't help but wonder what she is looking at. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

02-22-2003, 09:37 PM	#1154
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Arwen: Powers of the Valar, can you please help me pull up this dress? __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-23-2003, 03:04 AM	#1155
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	"There is... gum... stuck to the ceiling...." __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!