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Old 09-28-2002, 08:30 AM   #1
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...That would have happened in stages of the journey...

1) Bilbo's party
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Old 09-28-2002, 01:44 PM   #2
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Bilbo could have put on the ring and NOT disapeared.
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Old 09-28-2002, 02:16 PM   #3
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When Frodo pushes Sam towards Rosie, Rosie steps away from him, allowing Sam to fall on his face.
Awwwww, I would feel so bad for him! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2002, 03:52 PM   #4
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Merry and Pippin could light the fireworks and they wouldn't go off. Or the fireworks COULD explode, and one of them could catch on fire and run around screaming.
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Old 09-28-2002, 04:08 PM   #5
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Dragon firwork misfires -> sets Gandalf's wagon on fire -> big explosion.

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Old 09-28-2002, 04:10 PM   #6
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The dragon could have been real! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2002, 05:39 PM   #7
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Bilbo gets up to make his speech and trips on the chair. He quickly puts the ring on and disappears to run away from the histerical laughs of the fellow Hobbits.
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Old 09-28-2002, 05:56 PM   #8
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Arwen accidentally gets the water to come rushing at her. But then Frodo would drown... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2002, 06:29 PM   #9
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the nazgul trip over thier robes
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Old 09-28-2002, 08:01 PM   #10
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Gandalf accidently catches his enormous beard on fire when lighting fireworks...
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Old 09-28-2002, 08:36 PM   #11
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Gandalf, wile bending down to inspect a fire acidently sets his HUGE eyebrows (Not that I have anything aginst ginatic eyebrows...Actually, I like em) on fire and stafrts runnning around, screaming like a banshee, runs to the nearest town and dunks his head in a horse troth.


When Frodo jumps up on the table in the Pranceing Poney trying to distract the people from Pippin, Strider takes out a pair of sizzors and cuts his belt and his pants falls down.

...Why is all My stuff hopelessly lame??? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2002, 10:02 PM   #12
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...Legolas falls through the some-odd feet of snow.
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Old 09-28-2002, 10:06 PM   #13
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the nazgul trip over thier robes
LOL, I can see that happening!
*The Nazgûl come up to the top of Amon Sûl, scaring the crap out of the hobbits, when one of them trips and falls, grabs onto another wraith, who falls with him, knocking down the guy next to him, who pulls the one next to him down with him, while the hobbits stand there looking confused.*

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Old 09-29-2002, 03:28 AM   #14
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On Weathertop, Aragorn comes rushing in to save the day, hurls his flaming brand at the last of the Nazgul... and misses.
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Old 09-29-2002, 06:59 AM   #15
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Arwen finds out that you need a RING to control the river and arrives at Rivendell chased by nine p.o.ed Ringwraths.
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Old 09-29-2002, 12:07 PM   #16
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*Just as Elrond's announceing the Fellowship, You hear a passing of whind*
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Old 05-26-2003, 05:48 AM   #17
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um... we're at bilbo party, people.

Gandalf's little lighting effect goes wrong, as soon as they recover from the flash the hobbits see a very burnt hobbit about to put on a ring [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:00 AM   #18
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Gandalf lights one of his fireworks and instead of being a brilliant display of beaauty, it turns into little stars which display a rude word.
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:25 AM   #19
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*a firework explodes and a large tent collapses on top of the crowd, burying them*
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:07 PM   #20
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No one has stated the most obvious thing: running out of food and/or ale [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2003, 07:12 PM   #21
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If what is the movie Bilbo trips and he lands face first into his large cake. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:00 PM   #22
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The people carrying the cake trip, and the cake smashes into Otho and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins' face.
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:19 PM   #23
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The people carrying the cake trip, and the cake smashes into Otho and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins' face.
Somehow, I think old Bilbo would have gotten a good laugh out of that [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 05-27-2003, 08:52 AM   #24
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Um, Frodo runs to hobbit-hole after Bilbo disappears, and bangs straight into the invisible Bilbo making his escape.

My stuff is really lame, I think I'll go and sit in a dark corner somewhere and gather inspiration... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

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Old 05-27-2003, 06:31 PM   #25
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What if the giant cake with 111 candles melted to the ground. Those would be very sad/hungry hobbits!

And at the Council of Elrond:
If Elrond said, "Greetings, strangers from distant lands, friends of old. The Matrix has you all. None can escape this fate, this one DOOM. You will unite or you will fall." (or something to that effect)
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Old 05-30-2003, 09:14 AM   #26
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When Bilbo and Frodo hide from Loto (It's on the extened version) Loto acctually looks propaly and sees them.

When the hobbit complains that his name is acctually proudfeet he accidently says proudfoots again. I do this all the time [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] But not with Proudfeet/ foots
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